A young man will spend the next 60 days in jail after stealing a beer from a convenience store in Quebec. He stole the $3.37 beer to celebrate having just gotten out of jail.

Denis Danny Roberge, a 19-year-old repeat offender, had been convicted several time for petty theft, with his last crime landing him in jail for eight months, his lawyer said.

On febuary 19th, Roberge was released from prison and, looking to celebrate, visited the Laval store. He was caught by the store’s owner as he was about to steal the beer.

The suspect then fled the scene, with the store owner chasing him. Along the way, they came across police officers and Roberge was arrested.

On Monday, lawyers for both sides agreed 60 days in jail was the shortest possible sentence for Roberge. The sentence is longer than usual because of the teen’s prior convictions. For first-time offenders, such a small theft would likely not make it to court.

Posted: March 3rd, 2010 by Kat Path
Filled Under: Laugh Your Ass Off, Must See Shit
With Tags: convenience store, cops, douchebags, drunk, funny, police, quebec, stupid, stupidity
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Enjoy the 100 best FAIL of 2009.

Posted: January 15th, 2010 by Kat Path
Filled Under: Laugh Your Ass Off, Must See Shit
With Tags: best video, douchebags, fail, funny, stupid, stupidity, tasteless, video
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Jon and Nadya Plus 22? Octomom Nadya Suleman has a crush on Jon Gosselin: ‘I think he’s hot!’

The gossip apocalypse is upon us.

Octomom Nadya Suleman has the hots for stray-at-home dad Jon Gosselin.

“I kind of have a crush on Jon Gosselin,” Suleman, 33, gushed to RadarOnline.com. “I think he’s hot!”

Though she is smitten with the octodad, the single mother of 14 says his estranged wife, Kate, has nothing to worry about.

“I don’t think any single mother of any amount of kids should start dating,” Suleman said, adding that she will give in on her no-dating rule “when the kids are older.”

Suleman, never shy about publicity, also voiced support for Kate in her very messy and public divorce.

“I feel for her. I wish everyone would leave her alone,” she said, admitting she’s never seen a full episode of their on-hiatus TLC show. “I’m sure she trusts herself and trusts that she’s strong enough to handle it.”

Suleman’s sudden sympathy for the fellow octomom is a far cry from the harsh words she snipped about her in June.

“Don’t you have, like, a lot of issues in your life?” she sneered to RadarOnline.com. “Why are you so desperate to glob on to my life? For attention?”

While Kate will return to reality TV solo with “Kate Plus 8,” Suleman swatted away rumors that she will be getting her own show.

“I already made up my mind a long time ago,” she said. “I think it’s exploitative. I don’t care what the dollar amount would be. It’s not worth it. It’s not healthy for the kids.”

Posted: January 7th, 2010 by Kat Path
Filled Under: Fucking Tastic Stories
With Tags: jon gosselin, nadya suleman, octomom, public divorce, reality tv, single mother
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This is what happen when peoples with Visio have too much free time.

A Horse With No Name

On the first part of the journey,
I was looking at all the life.
There were plants and birds. and rocks and things,
There was sand and hills and rings.
The first thing I met, was a fly with a buzz,
And the sky, with no clouds.
The heat was hot, and the ground was dry,
But the air was full of sound.

I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name,
It felt good to be out of the rain.
In the desert you can remember your name,
‘Cause there ain’t no one for to give you no pain.
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la

After two days, in the desert sun,
My skin began to turn red.
After three days, in the desert fun,
I was looking at a river bed.
And the story it told, of a river that flowed,
Made me sad to think it was dead.

You see I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name,
It felt good to be out of the rain.
In the desert you can remember your name,
‘Cause there ain’t no one for to give you no pain.
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la

After nine days, I let the horse run free,
‘Cause the desert had turned to sea.
There were plants and birds, and rocks and things,
There was sand and hills and rings.
The ocean is a desert, with its life underground,
And a perfect disguise above.
Under the cities lies, a heart made of ground,
But the humans will give no love.

You see I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name,
It felt good to be out of the rain.
In the desert you can remember your name,
‘Cause there ain’t no one for to give you no pain.

La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la

Posted: January 6th, 2010 by Kat Path
Filled Under: Hobbies
With Tags: free time, horse, horse with no name
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