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June 30th, 2006
Sex For Dummies Part 2

When I wrote about Sex For Dummies I thought it was not possible to be more stupid then someone that need to have a book to know how to fuck… Well I was wrong! This guy is soo stupid he should be castrated! No wonder why everyone is laughing!

June 16th, 2006
Why the RIAA can suck my dick!

RIAAThis week someone ask me why I don’t buy anymore audio CD. Well because they sound crappy. The story goes that around 1990 the RIAA decided to implement a regulation asking audio CD to be normalized (and copy protected but that is another topic). What does that mean? It means now audio CD sound like crap and you can’t play them as loud as we used to in the 80’s. Why did they done that? Well first they are stupid, second they wanted to correct a few problems they had like having volume going up and down between songs. And they found out that normalizing song allow them to keep the same volume throught out the album and at the same time increased the gain (volume) without having the listener cranking up the volume.

Below is a spectrum view of the Poison’s song “Nothin’ But A Good Time” from the 1988 album “Open Up and Say… Ahh!”. Download a 2 minute sample of the song.

 Poison 1988

Below is a spectrum view of the Poison’s song “Nothin’ But A Good Time” from the 1996 album “Greatest Hits 1986-1996″. Download a 2 minute sample of the song.

 Poison 1996

Same song but with and without normalization, you see the difference now? Listen to it, download the waves tracks. Make sure your wave and master volume under windows are about 75%, not more. Playback the ”1988 original” song. Use you speaker volume to increase the volume. When you’re used to the song, don’t change your volume and playback the “normalized 1996″ version of the song.   

You ever wander why the volume of the ads on tv are always louder then the movie you are listening? Now you know. Same goes for the song on the radio. But normalizing have a price, sound quality, you loose all the range of frequency music normaly provide for one flat feedback noise. When you put a cd made after 1990-1995 on your sound system it sound not too bad but if you want power and listen to it as loud as a fuck you get noise and no more rich powerfull music.

You want to pay for that crap? I don’t!

June 11th, 2006
Boredback oups Brokeback Mountain

Brokeback MountainI heard a lot about this gay western in the past year saying is was one of the best love movie of all time and a good movie for the gay community . I gay friend give me the movie to watch with my girl friend and told me we will make passionate love after (take god I did not spend a dime for it). According to comments on IMDB it’s: One of the greatest, saddest, most heartbreaking films ever made,  a haunting love story that will last through the ages.

Their is no way to be more wrong! The movie sucks and when a mean sucks it’s not literally. The movie is as painfull as a anal fist fucking with no lub. It’s long and boring, no characters development, useless camera wide shoot kill the beat of the movie. BTW we did not make love after, we had to rent an asian schoolgirl lesbians porno to make us in the mood but that is another story.

Filmaking: 2/10 yes there is nice shoot of the mountains and the clouds in the sky, a few nice camera angle but the problem is that it does not add a lot to the story in fact it’s mostly usless and kill the pace of the movie. She could have use a wide plan of the mountains to show lonelyness, isolation or beauty. I said she could but did not.

Soundtrack: 0/10 one song (some kind of new age country music) playing through out the movie. Again you should use a music to help the dialog and the action, feeling etc. Was not done.

Acting: 2/10 They are gay and in love? My god thanks to the fact that I readed the back of the box. Is it because they feel mix feeling? They both looked uncomfortable and disgusted at what they were doing. The way I see it is that they where alone, drunk and needed sex so they had sex to releived sexual tensions. They did not kiss or acted cute to each other, did not had smiles or anything. I never, not once beleived they where in love. Do you know how peoples look when they are in love? You are happy, day dreaming and it’s the same if you are gay even 40 or 400 years ago. If you are not sure are it’s supposed to look like, download my Peter North gay sceen and learn from it.

Story: 1/10 A good movie for the gay community? Sure gays are always doomed to loneliness and misfortune and miserable, unhappy lives and grizzly deaths. They are not allowed to live happy ever after. You did not know? You did not learn that in church? Sinners always have the same destiny, it’s God and Ang Lee will.

Entertaining: 0/10 It’s slow… NO it’s boring! No characters development, long useless silence and camera angle. Sure speech is silver and silence is golden but when you are unable to understand some actors dialogs unless you have captionning it does not really help. Silence is golden if you can see and understand feeling and emotions without words and for that you need genuine emotions or good acting something we lack here. When Jack is supposely crying because Penis oups Ennis left, it look to me that he was puking because he was disgusted by what he done since his lips does not move. It span across 20 years but they do not aged (only on the last scene) and have no idea how long it have been between scenes. Their is snow in summer? And it’s only one exemple how that movie is not well edited and full of historical errors.

Final word, it’s not that I don’t like love movies or because I’m not gay or a girl pmsing that I hated the movie. My girl was pmsing and she didn’t like the movie either. I love to watch a good love movie or girly movie like Ghost or Grease but that movie was nothing like that.

June 4th, 2006
The Anal Sex

Did you know that you can pratice safe sex by having only anal sex? Well blowjobs are safe too, (swallowing future babies does not get you pregnant) but that’s another story. Here you go, support Technical Virgin and protect your future too!

PS: Do not forget to get your lub! The best of the best is the silicone based Wet Platinum or if you are planning an orgy get it here in gallon size! Yes I know silicone based is not recommended with latex condom.

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