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October 4th, 2008
Swedish Twins playing Frogger on the Highway

A friend send me a stunning news clips from the BBC website called Women dice with death on M6, something you must see to believe.

Those 2 Swedish twins are simply unbelievably crazy so I investigate further and found a full news report on the incident on YouTube. Its 11 minutes long so sit back :)

Now you think it could not get more unbelievable? You’re wrong, Sabina Ericksson (the women in red) aged 40, of Mallow, County Cork, appear at North Staffordshire Magistrates’ Court on september 12th and was charged with the murder of Glen Hollinshead.

Mr Hollinshead, aged 54, was found behind his home in Duke Street, Fenton, on May 20 with a stab wound to his chest.

OK now it’s totally fuck up?! Not yet she appeared in court in a wheelchair. Why? Because she jumped from a bridge over the A50 after she allegedly stabbed the man to death. Ericksson, fractured her skull and both ankles.

WOW she is totally nuts.

Stuart Muldoon, defending, said a psychiatric assessment of Ericksson would have to be made before any plea. Judge Mark Eades adjourned the case until November 21. Ericksson was remanded in custody. No shit!!

From The Sentinel

September 5th, 2008
Science Proves: Hot Cars Gets Girls Hot

Lamborghini girl

A study commissioned by a phallically named insurance company proves beyond all doubt that the unbridled roar of an Italian supercar turns women on but the soft purr of a fuel-efficient econobox doesn’t stimulate anyone’s MPG-spot.

David Moxon subjected 40 men and women to the sounds of a Maserati, Lamborghini and Ferrari, then measured the amount of testosterone in their saliva. He found everyone had higher levels of the stuff — a measure of their arousal — after hearing the revving exotics, but the amount the women had was off the charts.

The econobox, however, left everyone colder than a January day with 4 feets of snow.

Ferrari and Lamborghini babes

The study was commissioned by the ultra-exclusive British insurer Hiscox (I swear we’re not making this up), which was curious to know how people respond to high-end luxury cars. "We knew owners of luxury cars felt a connection with the sound of their vehicles," says Steve Langan, managing director of the insurance company. "We have now scientifically proven the physical attraction people feel when it comes to cars."

To test the theory that high-performance cars get people hot, Moxon had 40 men and women listen to recordings of the three Italian exotics and a Volkswagen Polo. Everyone had significantly more testosterone after hearing the exotics, and all of the women were turned on by the Maserati. The guys, on the other hand, were drawn to the Lamborghini.

"We saw significant peaks in the amount of testosterone in the body, particularly in women," Maxon says, noting that even women who said they had no interest in cars were turned on. "Testosterone is indicative of positive arousal in the human body so we can confidently conclude from the results out today that the roar of a luxury car engine actually does cause a primeval physiological response."

As for the Polo? Everyone had less testosterone after listening to it. That means the acceleratus interruptus of a Prius going all-electric in traffic is automotive equivalent of skin flicks starring previous secretaries of state, despite General Motors’ claim that nearly nine out of 10 women would rather talk to a guy in a hybrid than a Porsche.

August 17th, 2008
Chinese’ Fucking Steel Man

August 6th, 2008 in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.

When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.

Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.

Lets just say this is probably one bad date that Xing will never forget.

Now you know why I called him, the Chinese’ Fucking Steel Man.

June 1st, 2008
Pubic Hair Fashion Show??

Just when you thought you’ve seen everything… BAM! Video quality is poor, but then again just how much quality do you need when looking at fake pubic hair.

May 31st, 2008
Those Sick Japaneses Part 8

World Record in Japan: Largest Orgy

Japan has successfully set a new world record. Having 250 men and 250 women who commensed to have sex in the same place at the same time, completing the world biggest orgy ever!

The Orgy was held in a warehouse with a professional camera crew taking pictures and recording the entire event, which was pretty hot and sticky.

Imagine what it must be like to come stumbling across a room filled with 500 people having oral sex and screwing their brains out. Not to bad a way to end your day huh?

It all seemed a little too organized for our personally liking but leave it to the Japanese to accomplish a goal. Especially if it had anything to do with naked women and sex.

The entire event was actually filmed and available for purchase on DVD. Here is a picture of the cover:

March 14th, 2008
Ashley Alexandra Dupré the hot governor call girl

She is Kristen, the georgeous call girl at the center of the prostitution scandal with the Governor Eliot Spitzer of New York. At 22, she is now world famous for having sex with a governor and made the New York Times front page. Not Bad!?

The court papers alleging that Gov. Eliot Spitzer paid more than $4,000 for her services. WOW!! How much does a NY Gov. makes a year to be able to pay that much? Btw M. Splitzer we have high class protistute that cute in Montreal for only $300 an hour or really cheap whore at $5 a pop. You got screwed big time. Personally for $4,000 I will prefer 10 girls at $400 each. Hehehe

Ashley is also a wanna be singer, well hip-hop is not my style of music and she sound pretty much like anybody but still not bad. On her MySpace Music page her latest track, “What We Want,” have an interesting chorus: “I know what you want, you got what I want,” “I know what you need. Can you handle me?”. I must admit she is thruthfull in her music. You can buy it here.

Ashley did you know you can open you own adult website and make more money without having to fuck and go to jail? Contact me I’ve been doing that for a decade now.

Ashley Alexandra Dupré MySpace pictures:

January 13th, 2008
Girls of MySpace Part 2

So even after we tried to warn you with our Beware the dreaded “MySpace Angles” post you’ve refused to give up on the hope that your MySpace hottie is, in fact, who she says she is. After all, she’s great, right? You two talk about EVERYTHING together through instant messenger and on the phone and you get along so well. She’s really into hearing about your ten hour long gaming marathons and doesn’t mind at all that you still live with your parents. She’s absolutely perfect. And incredibly HOT as well. After all, you’ve seen the pics to prove it.

But she still continues to shy away every time you mention meeting up face-to-face. She’s always got “that thing” going on this weekend or she’s just “oh-so-super shy” and tells you “maybe next week…or something.” So what gives, huh? It almost makes you start to wonder if…well, you know.

Yes, this is who you’ve been talking to while fapping online.

Well, far be it from us to tell you who to love. After all, beauty is only skin deep. We didn’t write the original post to be mean-spirited at all. However, we did feel it was nothing short of our civic duty to shed some light on the oh-so-pervasive phenomenon of the MySpace Angles.

It happens every day, guys. And it could be happening to you RIGHT NOW.

We also enjoyed the comments from the ladies that felt the need to let us know that guys can be just as fraudulent in their portrayal of themselves online as young women can be. While we are ecstatic to have the feedback, we are compelled to point out that it’s not necessarily a newsflash that guys lie about themselves online. Unless you really thought that we believed every anonymous poster online was six-foot-three with chiseled muscles and a bank account that would PWN Donald Trump’s. After all, there is a reason we aren’t posting pictures of ourselves here: you’d just run away from your monitors screaming only to be found hours later huddled in a corner shivering in fright.

Yeah, we know that guys lie too. But the girls are just more fun to laugh at. Sorry, ladies. But you keep on filling our inbox, ok?

So we’ve dug a little deeper and have successfully brought to you a second installment of the infamous MySpace Angles phenomenon. These lovely ladies are well aware that they don’t quite fit the mass media-portrayed, rail-thin body type of what pop culture says they are supposed to look like. But are they shying away from all the benefits that the magic of online social networking websites can bring them? Heck no, they aren’t!

These enterprising young women are working with what they got in ways that should be admired and even celebrated. They have taken a canvas that they know most shallow, modern men would pass over and skillfully turned it into a work of art that would make Monet jealous and Da Vinci horny.

So the next time you steer your browser over to MySpace, Facebook, or any other social networking or dating site, take a real close look at the lighting in those pictures. Check out that angle shot for what it really is. Because you may be staring at what may ultimately go down in history as the perfect crime. Because whether it’s you or the next guy that comes along, someone is destined to get all the lovin’ that they can handle.

So cute. So nubile. So pale. So pained, but beautiful:

MySpace Angle 1

So where the HELL did CarrotTop come from?!?

MySpace Reality 1

Great smile and pretty eyes. She tells you that’s her brother beside her so you won’t be jealous.

MySpace Angle 2

But it wasn’t her brother. It was her last dinner. And you’re next.

MySpace Reality 2

Who doesn’t love the prim, shy librarian look?

MySpace Angle 3

Wow! That librarian fantasy sure fades fast in the light of day!

MySpace Reality 3

Ah, the requisite MySpace kissy face. So adorable:

MySpace Angle 5

Hey, where are you going? She was gonna give you a kiss!

MySpace Reality 5

Cute and coy. And that shot of the “goods” is certainly an accident:

MySpace Angle 6

Looks like there are plenty more “goods” where those came from.

MySpace Reality 6

Nothing cuter than a little emo dreamer in the over-the-head angle shot:

MySpace Angle 7

Oh my! Quick! Raise the camera up! Up, I say!

MySpace Reality 7

Black and white sad shots almost always turn out well:

MySpace Angle 8

Moo U. semi formal pics in the light of day - not so much.

MySpace Reality 8

This pic is all sweet. Definitely a lady you want to take home to meet mom:

MySpace Angle 9

But the second pic is of a chick that will fight you for the last beer! Or forty ounce!

MySpace Reality 9

Finally, we all know that MySpace is the home of the emo hotties showing cleavage.

MySpace Angle 10

But when the hell did it become Transylvania?!?!

MySpace Reality 10

January 6th, 2008
Can You Get Dear With A Dead Deer?

DeerA man convicted of having sex with a deer carcass in October 2006 will spend another nine months in jail.

Judge Michael Lucci handed down the sentence Friday during a reconfinement hearing.

Bryan James Hathaway, 21, had his probation revoked Dec. 11 for violations that include using of alcohol and marijuana, lying to a probation agent, having contact with a minor child and sexual relations with another adult without agent approval.

Lucci also ordered six months behind bars in connection with a 2005 conviction for killing a horse. Hathaway told police he killed the animal in order to have sex with it.

The sentences run concurrently.

Hathaway had just been released from prison for the horse killing when the deer incident occurred.

Bryan James HathawayWhile Hathaway’s attorney, Frederic Anderson, sought a four-month sentence for the probation violations, Lucci noted this was not the first time probation was revoked in connection with the horse killing. He followed recommendations made by the District Attorney’s office.

Hathaway is currently appealing his conviction in connection with the deer incident. The appeal hinges on whether sex with a dead animal meets the criteria of law and whether statements made to a probation agent in front of a police officer influenced statements Hathaway made to the officer.

January 5th, 2008
Girls of MySpace Part 1

MySpace GirlSo you’ve been talking to this hot young lady that you met on MySpace, Facebook, Friendster or one of the many other social networking or dating sites that are available online and you believe you have come to a point that you are ready to meet her. You get along great and have awesome conversations over the phone and on instant messenger. You listen to the same bands and have similar interests, irks, aspirations, and idiosyncrasies. In short, it really seems like you are falling for this girl.

And her pictures. “Wow” is all you can say every time that you look at them. The way that her hair falls over her shoulder as she gives you that sultry-but-oh-so-innocent look in the photo that she sent you which drives you wild. You can hardly believe that you have found a creature that is so beautiful, yet so deep and really into your interests as well. You’ve even caught yourself feeling a little sorry that you previously held the misconception that all girls that look this great are vapid and stuck up. But now you know better and you thank the internet and your computer every day while you have endless conversations with her while staring at her photo that you have now plastered onto your desktop.

You know she’s hot. You’ve shown her picture to your friends and they think she’s hot. And now you’re ready to meet her. But are you prepared for what you may actually find?

Well, let this serve as a warning to you because you may have just fallen victim to the dreaded, “MySpace Angles.”

MySpace Girl

The MySpace Angles phenomenon isn’t one that is new but is a growing concern for men, young and old, across the globe. Photography-savvy young ladies are utilizing crafty camera angles and even photo software to weave a type of black magic onto their likenesses that would rival even the most forgiving Glamour Shots photographers of the old days. These crafty ladies will bend and conform themselves precariously to just the right position to hide those multiple chins, unsightly bulges, and possibly even hooves in the attempt to rope in unsuspecting victims across the World Wide Web.

MySpace Angle:

MySpace Girl

Cold, Harsh Reality:

MySpace Girl

You may tell yourself that by being diligent about asking for multiple photos you are being an alarmist and maybe even paranoid. Additionally, the fact that this phenomenon exists may even appear to be mean-spirited and just plain wrong. However, we ask you while presenting this evidence to you today: Just who is at fault here? Should you feel guilty for ensuring that the package you are presented is the package you should expect? Or are you just going to hold out until the bitter end and hope for the best?

MySpace Angle Super Cutie:

MySpace Girl

Larger-than-expected Dinner Date Bill

MySpace Girl

Asian Honey + Glasses = Smart and Sexy!

MySpace Girl

You’re gonna need more sake to be able to seal this deal!

MySpace Girl

Trippy little cutie that is sure to be a blast to hang out with:

MySpace Girl

In reality, “little” doesn’t quite describe the trip you’re going on.

MySpace Girl

A veritable Goddess at this angle:

MySpace Girl

But the light of day suggests otherwise.

MySpace Girl

This princess has a heart of gold and the face of an angel:

MySpace Girl

But take away the soft-lighting effects of photo-editing software and another creature emerges.

MySpace Girl

This is a quirky little hottie that can hang out with the guys and still be cute:

MySpace Girl

Well, she can hang out with the guys, anyway. And probably drink them all under the table, to boot.

MySpace Girl

The emo girl of your dreams:

MySpace Girl

Or maybe your worst nightmare.

MySpace Girl

And finally, one late night you asked your beauty for some boob shots:

MySpace Girl

And you GOT ‘EM!

MySpace Girl

Taking a cue from Shallow Hal, love may be blind and beauty may only be skin deep but a façade of smoke and mirrors is no way to begin a relationship and if the lovely lady of your online dreams isn’t truthful with you about herself upfront, can you be so sure you can trust her down the road?

Consider this as a public service announcement to all the would-be e-Romeos out there that are trolling the social sites looking for love: watch out, because you may be biting off more than you can chew!

Original Article at http://www.officialdatingresource.com/dating/beware-the-dreaded-myspace-angles-pics/

January 1st, 2008
Kat Path’s Hangover Remedy

Listen to your body it all depend how bad you are, what you drank and how much. First if you are felling nausea don’t hold it back with pills since you will probably simply delay the inevitable and waste all the pills and will have to start all over again. Also it will normally just speed up the recovery process by getting the rest of the alcohol out of your body.

Drink Gastrolite or Pedialite, a drink with balanced electrolytes and can be purchased in any pharmacy normally used to help recover from a gastro. Drink slowly as not to overwhelm your stomach. Drink warm water no cold water especially if you are all sweaty since your stomach will contract too fast and you will end up with worst abdominal pains or spasms that can make you throw up.

Take one or two Advil if you have a headache. No Aspirin or Tylenol.

If you have diarrhea or if you throw up, Pepto Bismol will be a good choice to help your digestive system recover.

Once you are feeling a bit better you can go on solid food. My favorite is toast with maple syrup. Well pretty much the same food as if you had a gastro.

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