The GILF (Geek I’d like to fuck) of 2009 is Jaime Ray Newman (IMDb Bio).

Because of all her roles in Sci-Fi and Geeks TV shows like Veronica Mars, Stargate: Atlantis, CSI, Eureka and Eastwick I’m voting Jaime Ray Newman [drum roll] the GILF of 2009!

Past GILF include Kary Byron of Mythbusters and Amanda Tapping of Stargate

P.S.: The TV show Eureka, where she plays Tess Fontana, in the Season 3 finale indicates that her character is to be written out from the primary storylines in Season 4 and that is a shame.

Thank you for all you did and keeps on the good work Jaime!

It was goodbye “Hannah Montana” at Sunday’s Teen Choice Awards as the once squeaky clean star Miley Cyrus (born on November 23, 1992 so she is 17) debuted a more adult image with a racy performance in hot pants on a stripper pole!

Cyrus honored pop princess Britney Spears with the “Ultimate Choice Award” for her “extraordinary contribution to the entertainment industry” at the show. But for anyone who saw the subdued Spears on her recent “Circus” tour, it was hardly “teen” oriented … 95 percent of show consisted of pole dancing, pelvic thrusts, spread eagles and sexually suggestive movements, not to mention her banned “If You Seek Amy” music video.

And it seems Miss Cyrus may have just spent a little too much time admiring the work of Spears as her own performance “Party in the USA” revealed quite the racy side complete with micro short shorts, black boots, bra showing and even the aforementioned action on a pole.

But Cyrus’ young fans are clearly behind her – the teen queen sailed away with six surfboard-shaped trophies at Sunday’s ceremony. Cyrus won for comedy TV actress and comedy TV show for “Hannah Montana,” music/dance movie actress and hissy fit for the “Hannah Montana” movie, music single for “The Climb” and summer song for “Before the Storm.”

FIA President Max Mosley has been caught on film allegedly taking part in what UK tabloid News of the World has characterized as a “Nazi orgy.” Although we initially thought it was the world’s zaniest April Fool’s joke, we were wrong. Sick and wrong. During the five-hour video, which the tabloid also has in possession (and which we have had a quick clip from up top*) Mosley appears to be both dominated and submitting to the five hookers, who NOTW alleges were dressed both as Nazis and concentration camp prisoners. The 67-year-old, who has been married for 48 years, was at one point whipped so hard that the orgy had to be halted while a bandage was applied to stop his bleeding.

The orgy characterized by NOTW as having a “Nazi theme” took place on Friday at a $4 million apartment-cum-dungeon near Mosley’s home in London’s upscale Chelsea neighborhood.

As President of FIA, Mosley is responsible for overseeing international motor sports, including Formula One. He enjoys a close relationship with F1 Supremo Bernie Ecclestone.

Mosley’s father Oswald was a notorious fascist and Hitler supporter. Max has been controversially linked to his father’s beliefs.

Kicking off the orgy by playing a detainee, Mosley had both his genitals and head inspected for lice, in a way reminiscent to portrayals of incoming concentration camp detainees, before lying to the hookers to purposefully bring about a severe beating. After the session ended, the girls enjoyed a glass of wine. Mosley was offered one as well, but turned it down in favor of a cup of tea. It’s not known what ramifications this will have on Mosley’s career or the sport he governs. [Via News Of The World]

UPDATE:Mosley got to keep his job despite acknowledging he participated in an encounter with sex workers in a basement apartment in London. On top of that, Mosley also headed to the UK courts to claim characterizations of Nazi overtones by NOTW were completely invalid, and even if they were valid, it was done in the privacy of someone else’s home.

UK High Court judge David Eady apparently agreed on both of those counts. In a ruling hailed by the former Archbishop of Canterbury as a ‘dangerous precedent’ undermining public morality, the News of the World must now pay Mosley $120,000 in damages, plus legal costs of an estimated $1.7 million, for making the claim.

According to many website this picture of Emma Watson Half-Naked is the real deal. I don’t know if it’s true or not but still nice.

Look at my other Emma Watson pictures for panties, pussy, see through and upskirt.

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What exactly is Khan Noonien Singh doing in Hustler’s new Star Trek porn movie? And what role does Sasha Grey play? We talked to screenwriter Roger Krypton.

It sounds as though This Ain’t Star Trek XXX will follow the storyline of “Space Seed,” the classic episode which introduced Ricardo Montalban’s Khan. At least somewhat. (Since there have already been porno recreations of “Charley X,” “The Man Trap” and “Where No Man Has Gone Before,” this isn’t quite so surprising.)

The Enterprise finds a ship that’s been floating in space for 200 years, and on board is Khan, in suspended animation. But with him are two sexy alien women — for obvious reasons. And judging from the photo up top, Lieutenant Marla McGivers plays a big role in the story as well, as the woman whom Khan tries to seduce. Khan, coming from an earlier time, is more barbaric, more macho and more “bare-chested” than the civilized Kirk, and he decides to try and take over the Enterprise.

And this is where the story diverges from “Space Seed” considerably.

According to Krypton, “Khan’s method of trying to take over the ship leads to the crewmembers having to engage in sexual situations against their will.” He wouldn’t go into details about this, but check out this work-safe clip of something weird happening to Kirk’s eyes:

Perhaps as a result of Khan’s machinations, Dr. Leonard “Bones” McCoy is forced to have sex with Nurse Christine Chapel, or they’ll both die. “They have a reason where they pretty much have to have sex, it’s a life or death situation,” explains Krypton. (Sadly, Spock doesn’t hook up with Chapel, despite all of the longing glances she gave him throughout the series.) And the film climaxes (so to speak) with a threesome on the Bridge of the Enterprise, between Kirk, Spock and Uhura. Take that, “Plato’s Stepchildren!”

Krypton, obviously a huge Trek nerd, insists that even though Hustler’s porn spoof is over the top and silly, it respects the original show, and tries to convey how these characters would really act in this situation. After all, the original show was quite campy at times, so it’s not that much of a leap. But the movie goes to some lengths to be true to the characters and their history, says Krypton.

There are no green women in the movie, because “putting someone in full body paint is a nightmare in a adult porn video,” says Krypton. It’s almost impossible to avoid having the body paint rub off on the other actor during a sex scene, and there are certain body parts that people might not want to paint green. Hustler did have a green woman in its Munsters porno spoof, and they solved the problem of paint rubbing off on the costar by color-correcting the image afterwards. (The color-correction gave the scene a cartoony look, which worked better for the Munsters than for Star Trek.)

But as we mentioned, there will be two alien babes. One, played by Jenna Hayes, is human-looking apart from her slinky Barbarella-esque outfit. The other is a Vulcan, played by Steven Soderbergh actress Sasha Grey. Grey’s character is struck with a “rare form” of Pon Farr, the Vulcan mating drive, and has to have sex with Captain Kirk in the Transporter Room — she just has to. And for Kirk, this is an opportunity to work out his issues with Vulcans after years of being frustrated with Mr. Spock. He can finally have sex with a Vulcan, but he finds that his frustrations with Vulcan logic persist even during their hookup.

Oh, and Mr. Spock doesn’t have green sperm in this film, unlike in some of the other porn films.

But the answer to the question you’re most anxiously asking — does Kirk look up and scream “Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!” during this film — is yes. He does. And Khan also yells “Kiiiiiiiiirk!” back. By the way, Evan Stone, who plays Kirk, doesn’t consciously do a William Shatner impression. But Stone, according to Krypton, already sounds like Shatner most of the time. He has a “cadence and a dramatic flair” that are quite Shatner-esque. He may ramp it up a bit for this film, but he doesn’t need much to seem Shatnerian.

Krypton is very proud of the high production values in this Trek spoof, which he says stand “head and shoulders” above what’s been done before. (You can see for yourself, with the pics and clip above.) Hustler spent a lot of money on the sets and costumes, trying to make it look as cool as possible, as well as “colorful and fun.” Find out more at Hustler World.

Missy Stone as Khloe Kardassian & Marie McCray get it on in a dungeon below a porn shop.

Veronica Rayne as Kim Kardassian and Aiden Star share Aiden’s boyfriend between each other.

Veronica and Aiden are best friends who share everything including their boyfriend in Keeping it up for the KardASSians.

Nicki Hunter as Kris Kardassian fucks a helpless delivery boy.

Nicki Hunter sucks and fucks in Keeping it up for the KardASSians.

Dylan Rider as Kourtney Kardassian fucks her boyfriend after a fight.

Dylan Ryder takes it deep in Keeping it up for the KardASSians.

Veronica Rayne as Kim Kardassian gets fucked hard by her boy toy RayJ

Veronica Rayne shows off her assets in Keeping it up for the KardASSians.

Keeping Up with the Kardashians

Kim Kardashian is taking legal action against Hustler Entertainment for its porn parody Keeping it up for the KardASSians. The XXX spoof is a parody of the Kardashian family’s television reality show and shows the Kardashian family in all sorts of compromising positions.

The whole family appears in the porn parody version and Hustler has done a good job casting adult entertainment stars that resemble the actual Kardashians. Both the show’s graphics and theme music are also similar. There are reports that E! is also considering legal action because the “whistly theme song” in the porno sounds awfully similar to the one in the show.

Kim Kardashian previously took legal action against the distributors of her leaked sex tape, titled Kim Kardashian Superstar, in 2007.

Keeping It Up for the KardASSians

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Dita Von Teese (real name Heather Sweet) Burlesque and Fetish Star, the former wife of goth rocker Marilyn Manson romps with a leggy beauty with a sex toy.

Yes a kinky lesbian explicit clip (shot before she rose to fame?), surface sometimes ago.

So far I could only find that small preview. Email me if you have more.

Emma Watson (known as Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter movies) upskirt & pussy shot of her see thru panties taken in London on her 18th birthday party at Automat restaurant in Mayfair.

Britney's Stolen Panties

Britney tries to wear panties… And that got her soo mad she stole a wig.

UsWeekly claims Britney Spears stole a wig and stripped down in the middle of the Hustler store in West Hollywood to try on panties on November 18th at 1am. A witness said Brit wanted to try on several panties, but they wouldn’t let her.

Brit took matters into her own ass and changed in the middle of the store in front of 15 people. She tried on boy shorts with the word “Barely Legal” stitched on the back.

A source said, “The employees kept saying ‘Don’t change out here!’ She’s just like, ‘Well, I couldn’t take them in the fitting room!’ It was like dealing with a child.” She also started to walk out with merchandise, but the staff told her she had to pay. She rolled her eyes and handed them a credit card.

On her way out Britney snatched a wig from one of the mannequins and ran off.

If she’s going to steal wigs can she please steal them from joints that have high quality wigs. I’m sick of seeing her skanky ass rat’s nest.

Oh and I’m just letting you know don’t ever buy undies from the Hustler store in West Hollywood. There’s a good chance Brit’s puss juice is all over em. Nast.

The PornStar Legend Ron Jeremy made a spoof video of Britney Spears’ Gimme More MTV’s Video Music Awards performance. It’s a must see! His performance and the dance moves are in fact way better then the original VMA performance, he’s so into it!

Britney Spears

Britney Spears’ downward spiral continues, and even her latest music video for “Gimme More” isn’t immune to her bad decisions. In this un-cut version of the video, in which Britney Spears is basically a stripper (which she is in real life anyway), nothing is left to the imagination (not that you would really want to imagine Britney Spears naked).

No, in this video we see Britney Spears topless; grabbing her breasts, and generally doing things we’d rather not see. In fact in the video is not better then the live performance she did at the 2007 VMA. I’ve seen ugly wasted cheap whore that where better stripper and dancer that she is in the video. In a real stripper club I would give her 25 cents so she get off the stage and can call a cab to get a ride back home in her trailer park.

Speaking of Britney, Oups She Did Again! And again and again… And again? (I stop cunting long time ago). Yep you’re right, you guest it, we got brand new pics of Britney Spears’ pussy, vagina, snatch, cunt, muff, beaver, fuckhole, cum dumpster or my favorite: bitch whore slut. Why she don’t where panties? My guest is as good as yours, probably because it’s easier that way to get all the STD she always dreams of.

I don’t know if seeing Britney Spears’ vagina one more time means that she’s slipped even further into the depths that are her miserable life, or if she’s just maintaining the status quo, but either way that girl needs a crash course in underwear. Well she need more. She’s simply a dumb bitch, she married an asshole, got 2 kids and kick him out and well you know the rest.

Chris Crocker

I know she’s stupid but she not alone, have you seen Chris Crocker or Cocker (well who gives a shit)? His “Leave Britney Alone” video was a real piece of shit. Poor son of a bitch, you are crying because we said that she sucked at the VMA? Well sorry for you she did and that’s a fact. But I won’t try to argue with Chris because he is mentally deranged. Yes he is, he probably got abused as a kid, he felt ass first on his pacifier when he was one. He is simply an incest loving queer ass fucker, that fucks goats while blowing his brother. HOLY SHIT did he say “or a GOAT”!?!? Being gay I’m sure I would be proud of you Chris.

Now to flush all those ugly and nasty images out of your mind you should listen to James At War’ video.

Paris Hilton the Hilton’s heir brat. She is not good looking (but she think she is), she is blonde (and stupid) she dated every possible young single multi-millions fortune heir she could find (preferably greek) and made lame sex videos with her then-boyfriend Rick Salomon.

The tape was leaked onto the Internet shortly after The Simple Life debuted. Then in 2004 it was released as a DVD titled 1 Night in Paris. This is the 36 minutes that was released on the Internet and by watching it we could learned one really important thing about Paris… She is terrible in bed. She don’t know how to SUCK and FUCK.

Please Paris, look at porno to learn how to do it but don’t make any other sex tape. Please!