Police have arrested two women at a British airport after they reportedly tried to smuggle a corpse onto a flight.

Police said the women were detained at Liverpool’s John Lennon airport “on suspicion of failing to give notification of death” of a 91-year-old man.

The BBC and other British media reported that the women placed the man, a relative of theirs, into a wheelchair and covered his face with sunglasses in a bid to get him aboard a flight to Berlin.

The women, aged 41 and 66, were detained and have been released on bail. They have not been charged and police say inquiries are continuing.

Posted: April 6th, 2010 by Kat Path
Filled Under: Fucking Tastic Stories, Must See Shit
With Tags: airport, corpse, death, plane, police, smuggle, stupid, stupidity
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Jon and Nadya Plus 22? Octomom Nadya Suleman has a crush on Jon Gosselin: ‘I think he’s hot!’

The gossip apocalypse is upon us.

Octomom Nadya Suleman has the hots for stray-at-home dad Jon Gosselin.

“I kind of have a crush on Jon Gosselin,” Suleman, 33, gushed to RadarOnline.com. “I think he’s hot!”

Though she is smitten with the octodad, the single mother of 14 says his estranged wife, Kate, has nothing to worry about.

“I don’t think any single mother of any amount of kids should start dating,” Suleman said, adding that she will give in on her no-dating rule “when the kids are older.”

Suleman, never shy about publicity, also voiced support for Kate in her very messy and public divorce.

“I feel for her. I wish everyone would leave her alone,” she said, admitting she’s never seen a full episode of their on-hiatus TLC show. “I’m sure she trusts herself and trusts that she’s strong enough to handle it.”

Suleman’s sudden sympathy for the fellow octomom is a far cry from the harsh words she snipped about her in June.

“Don’t you have, like, a lot of issues in your life?” she sneered to RadarOnline.com. “Why are you so desperate to glob on to my life? For attention?”

While Kate will return to reality TV solo with “Kate Plus 8,” Suleman swatted away rumors that she will be getting her own show.

“I already made up my mind a long time ago,” she said. “I think it’s exploitative. I don’t care what the dollar amount would be. It’s not worth it. It’s not healthy for the kids.”

Posted: January 7th, 2010 by Kat Path
Filled Under: Fucking Tastic Stories
With Tags: jon gosselin, nadya suleman, octomom, public divorce, reality tv, single mother
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Falcon Heene the ballon “puke” boy is for me the hoax of the year. The kid was sick of lying live on national tv and utimatly got his mom and dad in jail. I wonder what’s his getting for christmas.

Posted: January 3rd, 2010 by Kat Path
Filled Under: Fucking Tastic Stories, What Grinds My Gears
With Tags: ballon boy, christmas, falcon heene, hoax, jail, puke, puke boy
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