Who Wants to Be a Millionaire is hosted by Meredith Vieira. You answer questions in order to win 1 million dollars.
But this time, the rules have changed… Mix Max Shuman (a Navy pilot) and Meredith Vieira (an old horny woman) you get a down and dirty results.
WTF is this? It look like a Boob Machine… but why? This is disturbing.

It was goodbye “Hannah Montana” at Sunday’s Teen Choice Awards as the once squeaky clean star Miley Cyrus (born on November 23, 1992 so she is 17) debuted a more adult image with a racy performance in hot pants on a stripper pole!
Cyrus honored pop princess Britney Spears with the “Ultimate Choice Award” for her “extraordinary contribution to the entertainment industry” at the show. But for anyone who saw the subdued Spears on her recent “Circus” tour, it was hardly “teen” oriented … 95 percent of show consisted of pole dancing, pelvic thrusts, spread eagles and sexually suggestive movements, not to mention her banned “If You Seek Amy” music video.
And it seems Miss Cyrus may have just spent a little too much time admiring the work of Spears as her own performance “Party in the USA” revealed quite the racy side complete with micro short shorts, black boots, bra showing and even the aforementioned action on a pole.
But Cyrus’ young fans are clearly behind her – the teen queen sailed away with six surfboard-shaped trophies at Sunday’s ceremony. Cyrus won for comedy TV actress and comedy TV show for “Hannah Montana,” music/dance movie actress and hissy fit for the “Hannah Montana” movie, music single for “The Climb” and summer song for “Before the Storm.”
Top 10 things a woman would do if she woke up with a penis for a day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
09. Get a blow job.
08. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
07. Pee standing up while talking to other men at the urinal.
06. Determine why you can’t hit the bowl consistently.
05. Find out what it’s like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
04. Touch/shift yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may be to others.
03. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
02. Understand the reason for the light refraction that occurs between a man’s eyes and the ruler situated next to his member.
01. Repeat number 9.