The latest chapter in the PG PORN series and by far the better. Watch Jenna Haze and Joe Fria in the PG PORN that was TOO HOT for Spike.com! For the first time ever, here it is, in Higher Def, and completely UNCENSORED.

Smallville’s Michael Rosenbaum and porn star Belladonna star in the 6th episode of PG PORN: PEANUS, a non-sexual pornographic parody of the famous cartoon characters.

The elusive erogenous zone said to exist in some women may be a myth, say researchers who have hunted for it.

Their study in the Journal of Sexual Medicine is the biggest yet, involving 1,800 women, and it found no proof.

The King’s College London team believe the G-spot may be a figment of women’s imagination, encouraged by magazines and sex therapists.

But sexologist Beverley Whipple, who helped popularise the G-spot idea, said the work was “flawed”.

She said the researchers had discounted the experiences of lesbian or bisexual women and failed to consider the effects of having different sexual partners with different love-making techniques.

The women in the study, who were all pairs of identical and non-identical twins, were asked whether they had a G-spot.

If one did exist, it would be expected that both identical twins, who have the same genes, would report having one.

But this pattern did not emerge and the identical twins were no more likely to have a G-spot than non-identical twins who share only half of their genes.

Mythical

Co-author of the study Professor Tim Spector said: “Women may argue that having a G-spot is due to diet or exercise, but in fact it is virtually impossible to find real traits.

“This is by far the biggest study ever carried out and shows fairly conclusively that the idea of a G-spot is subjective.”

Colleague Andrea Burri was concerned that women who feared they lacked a G-spot might feel inadequate, which she says is unnecessary.

“It is rather irresponsible to claim the existence of an entity that has never been proven and pressurise women and men too.”

Dr Petra Boynton, a sexual psychologist at University College London, said: “It’s fine to go looking for the G-spot but do not worry if you don’t find it.

“It should not be the only focus. Everyone is different.”

The Gräfenberg Spot, or G-Spot, was named in honour of the German gynaecologist Ernst Gräfenberg who described it over 50 years ago. It is said to sit in the front wall of the vagina some 2-5cm up.

Recently Italian scientists claimed they could locate the G-spot using ultrasound scans.

They said they had found an area of thicker tissue among the women reporting orgasms.

But specialists warned there could be other reasons for this difference.

This is the uncensored copy of the video of a skydiving sex stunt performed by Alex Torres (Voodoo), which was originally posted on the blog of pornstar and part-time skydiving instructor Alex Torres, shows him and a woman having sex as they freefall over Kern County, California.

The video have been taken down from his blog but as always I found you a copy. It’s not a great sex video in fact it’s not really explicit at all. I will say PG 13 because you can see tits that is pretty much it, no genitals shown.

This is an obvious viral video attempt to promote the skydiving school. He want to end up on Howard Stern and probably will.

The 25-year-old has now ballooned in weight to 223kg (490 pounds) after eating enough ice-cream, cakes and pizzas to reach the height of sexual pleasure.

She suffers from a medical condition called persistent genital arousal syndrome, where orgasms are triggered without direct sexual arousal.

In extreme cases, sufferers of the condition experience 300 orgasms a day.

She first noticed something unusual was happening as she tucked into a tub of ice-cream.

‘My friends thought I was making it up,’ said Miss Jones, of Colorado, ‘I was stunned but in no doubt of what had happened.’

She has put on 95kg (210 pounds) in the past five years as she gorged and climaxed.

She decided to profit from her affliction by setting up a fetish website where punters pay to watch her scoff herself to orgasm.

The GILF (Geek I’d like to fuck) of 2010 is Alessandra Torresani (IMDb Bio).

Because of her role of Zoe Graystone in Syfy’s channel Caprica I’m voting Alessandra Torresani [drum roll] the GILF of 2010!

Past GILF include Jaime Ray Newman of Eureka, Kary Byron of Mythbusters and Amanda Tapping of Stargate.

UPDATE: It should have been Ziya Tong of Daily Planet, she is the HOTTEST Geek in Canada but I was not sure she deserved the title until I saw Ziya Tong with a gun at the C.E.S. in Las Vegas. This is what I call a killer smile!

This is the 5th scene from James Gunn’s PG Porn series.

A very special Peanus Christmas with Michael Rosenbaum as Charlie Brown and Belladonna (yummy) as Lucy Van Pelt

Who Wants to Be a Millionaire is hosted by Meredith Vieira. You answer questions in order to win 1 million dollars.

But this time, the rules have changed… Mix Max Shuman (a Navy pilot) and Meredith Vieira (an old horny woman) you get a down and dirty results.

WTF is this? It look like a Boob Machine… but why? This is disturbing.

It was goodbye “Hannah Montana” at Sunday’s Teen Choice Awards as the once squeaky clean star Miley Cyrus (born on November 23, 1992 so she is 17) debuted a more adult image with a racy performance in hot pants on a stripper pole!

Cyrus honored pop princess Britney Spears with the “Ultimate Choice Award” for her “extraordinary contribution to the entertainment industry” at the show. But for anyone who saw the subdued Spears on her recent “Circus” tour, it was hardly “teen” oriented … 95 percent of show consisted of pole dancing, pelvic thrusts, spread eagles and sexually suggestive movements, not to mention her banned “If You Seek Amy” music video.

And it seems Miss Cyrus may have just spent a little too much time admiring the work of Spears as her own performance “Party in the USA” revealed quite the racy side complete with micro short shorts, black boots, bra showing and even the aforementioned action on a pole.

But Cyrus’ young fans are clearly behind her – the teen queen sailed away with six surfboard-shaped trophies at Sunday’s ceremony. Cyrus won for comedy TV actress and comedy TV show for “Hannah Montana,” music/dance movie actress and hissy fit for the “Hannah Montana” movie, music single for “The Climb” and summer song for “Before the Storm.”

Top 10 things a woman would do if she woke up with a penis for a day

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

09. Get a blow job.

08. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

07. Pee standing up while talking to other men at the urinal.

06. Determine why you can’t hit the bowl consistently.

05. Find out what it’s like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

04. Touch/shift yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may be to others.

03. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

02. Understand the reason for the light refraction that occurs between a man’s eyes and the ruler situated next to his member.

01. Repeat number 9.

This is the Top 10 things men would do if they woke up and had a vigina for a day:

10. Immediately go shopping for zuchini and cucumbers.

09. Squat over a hand mirror for an hour and a half.

08. See if they finally do the splits.

07. See if ti’s truly possible to launch Ping-Pong ball 20 feet.

06. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

05. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes before closing time.

04. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

03. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

02. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for bigger breasts, too.

01. Finally find that damned G-Spot.

FIA President Max Mosley has been caught on film allegedly taking part in what UK tabloid News of the World has characterized as a “Nazi orgy.” Although we initially thought it was the world’s zaniest April Fool’s joke, we were wrong. Sick and wrong. During the five-hour video, which the tabloid also has in possession (and which we have had a quick clip from up top*) Mosley appears to be both dominated and submitting to the five hookers, who NOTW alleges were dressed both as Nazis and concentration camp prisoners. The 67-year-old, who has been married for 48 years, was at one point whipped so hard that the orgy had to be halted while a bandage was applied to stop his bleeding.

The orgy characterized by NOTW as having a “Nazi theme” took place on Friday at a $4 million apartment-cum-dungeon near Mosley’s home in London’s upscale Chelsea neighborhood.

As President of FIA, Mosley is responsible for overseeing international motor sports, including Formula One. He enjoys a close relationship with F1 Supremo Bernie Ecclestone.

Mosley’s father Oswald was a notorious fascist and Hitler supporter. Max has been controversially linked to his father’s beliefs.

Kicking off the orgy by playing a detainee, Mosley had both his genitals and head inspected for lice, in a way reminiscent to portrayals of incoming concentration camp detainees, before lying to the hookers to purposefully bring about a severe beating. After the session ended, the girls enjoyed a glass of wine. Mosley was offered one as well, but turned it down in favor of a cup of tea. It’s not known what ramifications this will have on Mosley’s career or the sport he governs. [Via News Of The World]

UPDATE:Mosley got to keep his job despite acknowledging he participated in an encounter with sex workers in a basement apartment in London. On top of that, Mosley also headed to the UK courts to claim characterizations of Nazi overtones by NOTW were completely invalid, and even if they were valid, it was done in the privacy of someone else’s home.

UK High Court judge David Eady apparently agreed on both of those counts. In a ruling hailed by the former Archbishop of Canterbury as a ‘dangerous precedent’ undermining public morality, the News of the World must now pay Mosley $120,000 in damages, plus legal costs of an estimated $1.7 million, for making the claim.

Evgeni Plushenko is a Russian figure skater. He is the 2006 Winter Olympics gold medalist, three-time World Champion, five-time European Champion, a four-time Grand Prix Final gold medalist and a seven-time Russian National Champion.

In March 2009 Plushenko announced that he had returned to training with longtime coach Alexei Mishin in order to prepare for the 2010 Olympics. I know some ladies that will watch figure skating.

This is a better quality video from 2005 Europeens finals.

The inaugural US Pole Dance Championship was held at Bleecker Street Theater in New York City on March 15th 2009. Around 300 enthusiastic pole fans from all over the US attended the show to watch the nation’s elite pole dancers live on stage.

We’d like to congratulate Jenyne Butterfly, who took home the title of ‘Miss USPDF 2009′. We’d also like to congratulate ‘Miss Trixter’ Sarah Cretul, and ‘Miss Sexy’ Alethea Austin.

US Pole Dance Championship 2010 will be held at Symphony Space Theater inNew York City, Friday March 19th, 2010.

Susan Finkelstein

What Would You Do to See Your Favorite Sports Team Play for the Championship?

Susan Finkelstein wanted to see her favorite baseball team, the Philadelphia Phillies, play in the World Series. In fact, Susan Finkelstein wanted to see them so badly, she took out an ad in Craigslist for tickets. When an undercover police officer found out exactly what Susan Finkelstein would do to get Philadelphia Phillies World Series tickets, they arrested the 43-year-old fan.

Susan Finkelstein described herself as a “gorgeous, tall, buxom blonde diehard Phillies fan” in her Craigslist ad. She also said she was the “creative type” and that she was desperate for tickets. She said, “Maybe we can help each other!” The price, she said, was negotiable.

An undercover police officer answered the ad. Susan Finkelstein then offered to perform various sex acts in exchange for tickets to the World Series. Police, according to Crimesider, did not elaborate on what kind of sexual acts Finkelstein was willing to perform to get those tickets.

Instead of tickets, Susan Finkelstein was arrested and charged with prostitution and related offenses.

Offering sex for various services isn’t a new medium of exchange. It has been used for various transactions for centuries. Craigslist and other websites, including social networking sites, have simply provided another communication conduit with which to advertise.

Doggy Style with Susan?

Finkelstein’s lawyer has said police have blown the situation out of proportion.

“All she was looking to do was take her husband to a World Series game,” he told the Burlington County Times. “I guess she was going to work out what the terms for the tickets were… It was a variation of ‘will work for food.’ It doesn’t mean she was a prostitute.’”

CNN reported in August that a young college student had traded sex in order to have someone guide her into the Amazon rainforest. A University of Michigan study of undergraduates, ages 17 – 26,found that 27% of men and 14% of women had offered favors or gifts (“help prepping for a test, laundry washing, tickets to a college football game”) in exchange for sex. The study also found that 5% men and 9% women had offered sex for services or products.

I uncovered an unbelievable amount of information concerning the future of mankind and threat to our current way of life. According to the information I found, in the next few years we will see Earth changes that will be devastating to all living creatures on the planet.

The sun, earth, and milky way will align at the galactic equator, on December 21, 2012, the winter solstice, the shortest day of the year, and the end of the Mayan calendar. This only happens every 25,800 years! For the first time in recorded history, our entire solar system will move BELOW the milky way galaxy. These combined cosmic events, will be the end of the world as we know it. About 6 billion people of the world will perish in just a few short years when this cosmic catastrophe occurs.

I know you will have to do some more investigations yourself, to see if there is any truth to what I am writing here. You may, or may not, believe it EVEN after you uncover the massive amount of scientific, astronomical, and historical proof, that we are in the of the end of days leading to 2012.

Look at this video to know what will happen and how to prepare.

Loose weight with the Shake Weight, every women should have one.

Triumph Lingerie in Japan, are finally making eco-friendly underwear. Apparently their new solar powered bra is a must for the energy-saving female. The only problem is that clothes can’t be worn over it. Wait… is that a problem? Other kooky designs include the ‘husband hunting bra’ and the one which is decorated with fake food and has a pouch to carry your chopsticks in.

What exactly is Khan Noonien Singh doing in Hustler’s new Star Trek porn movie? And what role does Sasha Grey play? We talked to screenwriter Roger Krypton.

It sounds as though This Ain’t Star Trek XXX will follow the storyline of “Space Seed,” the classic episode which introduced Ricardo Montalban’s Khan. At least somewhat. (Since there have already been porno recreations of “Charley X,” “The Man Trap” and “Where No Man Has Gone Before,” this isn’t quite so surprising.)

The Enterprise finds a ship that’s been floating in space for 200 years, and on board is Khan, in suspended animation. But with him are two sexy alien women — for obvious reasons. And judging from the photo up top, Lieutenant Marla McGivers plays a big role in the story as well, as the woman whom Khan tries to seduce. Khan, coming from an earlier time, is more barbaric, more macho and more “bare-chested” than the civilized Kirk, and he decides to try and take over the Enterprise.

And this is where the story diverges from “Space Seed” considerably.

According to Krypton, “Khan’s method of trying to take over the ship leads to the crewmembers having to engage in sexual situations against their will.” He wouldn’t go into details about this, but check out this work-safe clip of something weird happening to Kirk’s eyes:

Perhaps as a result of Khan’s machinations, Dr. Leonard “Bones” McCoy is forced to have sex with Nurse Christine Chapel, or they’ll both die. “They have a reason where they pretty much have to have sex, it’s a life or death situation,” explains Krypton. (Sadly, Spock doesn’t hook up with Chapel, despite all of the longing glances she gave him throughout the series.) And the film climaxes (so to speak) with a threesome on the Bridge of the Enterprise, between Kirk, Spock and Uhura. Take that, “Plato’s Stepchildren!”

Krypton, obviously a huge Trek nerd, insists that even though Hustler’s porn spoof is over the top and silly, it respects the original show, and tries to convey how these characters would really act in this situation. After all, the original show was quite campy at times, so it’s not that much of a leap. But the movie goes to some lengths to be true to the characters and their history, says Krypton.

There are no green women in the movie, because “putting someone in full body paint is a nightmare in a adult porn video,” says Krypton. It’s almost impossible to avoid having the body paint rub off on the other actor during a sex scene, and there are certain body parts that people might not want to paint green. Hustler did have a green woman in its Munsters porno spoof, and they solved the problem of paint rubbing off on the costar by color-correcting the image afterwards. (The color-correction gave the scene a cartoony look, which worked better for the Munsters than for Star Trek.)

But as we mentioned, there will be two alien babes. One, played by Jenna Hayes, is human-looking apart from her slinky Barbarella-esque outfit. The other is a Vulcan, played by Steven Soderbergh actress Sasha Grey. Grey’s character is struck with a “rare form” of Pon Farr, the Vulcan mating drive, and has to have sex with Captain Kirk in the Transporter Room — she just has to. And for Kirk, this is an opportunity to work out his issues with Vulcans after years of being frustrated with Mr. Spock. He can finally have sex with a Vulcan, but he finds that his frustrations with Vulcan logic persist even during their hookup.

Oh, and Mr. Spock doesn’t have green sperm in this film, unlike in some of the other porn films.

But the answer to the question you’re most anxiously asking — does Kirk look up and scream “Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!” during this film — is yes. He does. And Khan also yells “Kiiiiiiiiirk!” back. By the way, Evan Stone, who plays Kirk, doesn’t consciously do a William Shatner impression. But Stone, according to Krypton, already sounds like Shatner most of the time. He has a “cadence and a dramatic flair” that are quite Shatner-esque. He may ramp it up a bit for this film, but he doesn’t need much to seem Shatnerian.

Krypton is very proud of the high production values in this Trek spoof, which he says stand “head and shoulders” above what’s been done before. (You can see for yourself, with the pics and clip above.) Hustler spent a lot of money on the sets and costumes, trying to make it look as cool as possible, as well as “colorful and fun.” Find out more at Hustler World.

Virgin Galactic has rather churlishly rejected a $1m offer to allow an unnamed company to shoot a zero-grav grumble flick aboard its SpaceShipTwo vehicle – thereby depriving science of crucial research into how humanity might procreate during the very long haul to the nearest Earth-like planet once we’ve finally screwed this ball of dirt we call home.

That is another blow to Sex in space, after NASA Cancels “Sex In Space” Program.

The cash was slapped on the table “up-front, for a sex-in-space movie”, said the company’s prez, Will Whitehorn, According to Space.com. He confirmed: “That was money we had to refuse, I’m afraid.”

The rumpy-pumpy-free Virgin Galactic program is gearing up to take space tourists aloft aboard SpaceShipTwo at $200k a pop, having apparently already snaffled $40m in deposits from 280 customers keen to enjoy the two-hour jaunt to 62 miles (100km).

During the trip, punters will experience around five minutes of weightlessness – just long enough for a quick hump and a money shot, by our reckoning.

The original planned launch date of the service was 2007, although this has been revised to 2010. The first flight of the WhiteKnight Two mothership was recently knocked back to late 2008 at the earliest, while SpaceShipTwo trials begin next year.

Author Pierre Kohler claims in his new book La Dernière Mission : Mir, l’aventure humaine (The Final Mission: Mir) that both Astronauts and Cosmonauts have both taken part in experiments to see if sex is possible in space for future long duration missions.

According to the book, sex is indeed possible and after testing 20 through computer simulations, 10 were selected to test and it was found 3 positions that are possible without any mechanical devices to help out in the cosmic coupling.

Both the US and Russian Space agencies deny the claims vehemently. Either way, I’m sure the claims will sell a lot of books.

A lot of people holding their tickets to space will surely be interested in this book. Even with 5-15mins of weightless time, there will be people attempting ‘the deed’.

How long before we see 2010: A Space Orgy? Only time will tell…

This is another really nice TV spot for Beate Uhse Erotic TV that shows how we can find erotic meaning where there is none. This is erotic drawing.

28 years old Hairdresser

A 28 years old hairdresser in Kaluga, Central Russia, locked a robber who tried to steal her money in the basement of the beauty salon. After that, she has brutally raped her hostage for three days. A court in Kaluga has filed criminal charges against both of them, the Russian website Newsru.com reports.

The 32 years’ old robber, who has not been named, burst into the salon armed with shotgun at about 17.00 on March 14. He demanded money. There were two hairdressers and one client in the salon at the time. One of hairdressers, who was studying judo and taekwondo, disabled the robber with a smashing body blow. Then she carried the unlucky robber to the basement and bound him with a hairdryer cord.

The hairdresser told her scared colleague and the client that she would call the police. But she did not. After work, instead of calling the police, she made her hostage undress. The perverted hairdresser forced the hostage to take several Viagra tablets. She chained the unfortunate robber with pink furry wristbands and painfully raped him for the next three days.

32 years old robber

After his release, the exhausted robber filed charges against the perverted woman. The frenulum of his penis was torn as a consequence of rape session.

“That’s ridiculous. We had sex just a couple times. I brought him brand new jeans. I fed him every day and gave him one thousand rubles ($25) before his release,” the hairdresser said.

In response, she filed charges against the robber.

The robber admitted that the hairdresser really did feed him royally.

“I actually don’t know what will happen to them. But it’s a pity that they could not meet in the cell. They would be a great couple,” one of the police officers said.

In Stuttgard, Germany a court judge must decide on a case of honorable intentions in a sitution where a man hired his neighbor to get his wife pregnant.

It seems that Demetrius Soupolos, 29, and his former beauty queen wife, Traute wanted to have as child badly, but Demetrius was told by his doctor that he was sterile.

So Soupolos, after calming his wife’s protest agreed to pay his nieghbor Frank Maus, 34 to impregnant his wife. Since Maus was already married and had two childern, plus looked very much like Soupolos to boot, the plan seemed good.

So Soupolos paild Maus $2500 for th job and for 3 evenings a week for the next 6 months, Maus tried desperately, a total of 72 times to impregnant Traute.

When his wife objected he told his wife, ” I don’t like this any more than you, I am simply doing it for the money”.

When Traute failed to get pregnant after the six months, Soupolos was not understanding and insisted that Maus have a medical examination, which he did.

The doctor’s announcement that Maus was also sterile shocked everyone except his wife, who then had to confess that Maus was not the real father of the two childern.

Now Suppolos is sueing Maus for breach of contract, in an effort to get his money back, but Maus refuses to give it back saying he did not guarantee results, only that he would give it his best effort.

Missy Stone as Khloe Kardassian & Marie McCray get it on in a dungeon below a porn shop.

Veronica Rayne as Kim Kardassian and Aiden Star share Aiden’s boyfriend between each other.

Veronica and Aiden are best friends who share everything including their boyfriend in Keeping it up for the KardASSians.

Nicki Hunter as Kris Kardassian fucks a helpless delivery boy.

Nicki Hunter sucks and fucks in Keeping it up for the KardASSians.

Dylan Rider as Kourtney Kardassian fucks her boyfriend after a fight.

Dylan Ryder takes it deep in Keeping it up for the KardASSians.

Veronica Rayne as Kim Kardassian gets fucked hard by her boy toy RayJ

Veronica Rayne shows off her assets in Keeping it up for the KardASSians.

Keeping Up with the Kardashians

Kim Kardashian is taking legal action against Hustler Entertainment for its porn parody Keeping it up for the KardASSians. The XXX spoof is a parody of the Kardashian family’s television reality show and shows the Kardashian family in all sorts of compromising positions.

The whole family appears in the porn parody version and Hustler has done a good job casting adult entertainment stars that resemble the actual Kardashians. Both the show’s graphics and theme music are also similar. There are reports that E! is also considering legal action because the “whistly theme song” in the porno sounds awfully similar to the one in the show.

Kim Kardashian previously took legal action against the distributors of her leaked sex tape, titled Kim Kardashian Superstar, in 2007.

Keeping It Up for the KardASSians

This is the ONLY way classical music should be played. Listen to it with a box of Kleenex.

Remember: Never Fuck where you Eat and Never Eat what you Fucked.

No sure exactly what gameshow it is, but I don’t really care. It’s simply nice to look at girls crawling on those hugh tubes.

Yes I know it’s soooo cute.

Did you know you can make you own porno by using only your hands? The only problem with it if you get aroused you won’t be able to use your hand at the same time. Make you are not alone so you can watch while someone else is doing the job.

Really nice TV spot for Beate Uhse Erotic TV that shows how we can find erotic meaning where there is none.

I’ve seen many things in my life in the adult industry but a vibrating pussy is a first. Anyone have her name? Her phone number will do too.

Wonderful individual customer service, each transaction is done by hand

You all heard about the world situation, those are HARD times. But a Bank in China is willing to go the extra miles to make sure you give them ALL you got. They will give you a hand to help you get some relieved out of all your HARD moments and they will even PAY you for the trouble. They offer wonderful individual customer service, making sure each transaction is done by hand not with a computer. They want to make sure you will be Cumming again and again.

This is how it works: first you need to go for a health check, then 4 days prior your visit to the “free-hand-job-then-get-paid-paradise” you must abstain from sex and masturbation. You can go 4-5 times a month, and each time you will get maximum 3 hand jobs. You will also get paid RMB200 ( US$30 ) at the end of each session for your kindness.

Before you ask, I don’t know if it’s possible to make mouth deposits.

They will give you a hand, making sure they get all you've got

Address for whoever wants to give it a go: No 145 Shan Dong Zhong Lu, Ren Ji Hospital, Building 1, 7th FL, near Fu Zhou Lu, Shanghai, China.

Always make sure the girl is on the same page or you may end up with a BIG surprise.

A really nice commercial tv spot for a barber shop.

It was only a matter before someone took Hollywood’s hottest technology, 3D, and brought it to the Valley. Today we find out that Tommy Gunn, AVN’s Male Performer of the Year in 2007 is releasing Cummin’ At You! 3D.

Gunn utilized the same technology that was seen in films like Beowulf, Journey to the Center of the Earth and most recently My Bloody Valentine 3D to bring us three dimensional porn. Because documenting the sexual escapades of pizza delivery guys, pool boys and vice presidential candidates should not be constrained to two dimensions.

And they’re not stopping at 3D, our hero Mr. Gunn, took the latest Hi-Def 3D film production technology and combined it with a unique interactive experience to create “Cummin’ at You 3D,” the first ever “adult interactive DVD shot in stereoscopic 3D.” Watching the movie you can switch the point of view, or, as they say, “choose your own adventure”. So you can watch from the point of view of Sindee Jennings as Tommy Gunn gets about his work (he does 260 scenes a year apparently), or vice versa, in a tech twist, “choose a third person POV with ADVENTURE RANDOMIZER for a completely unique & random experience every time”.

To some, adding another item, 3D glasses, to your already robust porn watching checklist may not sound like the best idea. If you find yourself in that camp, fear not. The film’s press release points out:

“Recent developments in consumer electronics will allow the next generation of TVs to have three-dimensional technology built into them so that the viewer does not have to ruin their personal style by wearing unattractive cardboard glasses. The DVD will be encoded to work with these high-end 3D home theatre systems, but it will also work with a standard TV, projection, LCD or Plasma screens with the included 3D glasses.”

It’s also claimed that the movie has been produced to work with the next generation of TVs that are 3D-enabled, so the ‘ThrustVision’ (hmm, should I trademark that?) is future proofed! Allegedly.

The DVD’s trailer, which is not at all safe for work (unless your job involves watching 3D porn), can be viewed here. To enjoy the trailer’s 3Dness, though, you’ll need to find yourself a pair of those blue/amber 3D glasses. Thanks to the Monsters vs. Aliens 3D trailer that air during Super Bowl, 125 million pairs of 3D glasses are being distributed through grocery, drug, and discount stores in anticipation. The irony, DreamWorks Animation indirectly has a hand in taking porn 3D.

In other 3D porn-related news, Hong Kong filmaker Stephen Shiu announced on Sunday that he would be making “the world’s first pornographic movie in 3D,” a $4 million flick titled “3D Sex and Zen.” But Shiu doesn’t even plan on shooting the film until April and has admitted that it’s been hard to find a male lead “who is willing to undress in front of the camera.” Shiu says, “It’s a lot more difficult to find an actor than an actress for this kind of movie.”

Gunn’s DVD, however, was scheduled to hit shelves (shelves that are somewhere out of the reach of children, behind swinging saloon doors) sometime in March but is looking more like April. Seems like the Hong Kong filmmaker spoke too soon on that whole, “first 3D porn” thing. USA: first to put a man on the moon, first to bring porn to 3D. USA! USA! USA!

One last thing, the tagline of the movie -” Remember, everything is bigger in 3D, especially when it’s “Cummin’ At You!”. Nice.

This is the 3rd scene from James Gunn’s PG Porn series.

The Office’s Craig Robinson and Gilmore Girls’ Sean Gunn are looking to give Bree Olson, Marie Luv and some other lucky ladies a ride.

This is the second scene from James Gunn’s PG Porn series.

Sasha Grey’s car is jacked up and James Gunn is the only guy who can help her.

This is the first scene from James Gunn’s PG Porn series.

This construction worker is ready to nail your wife. Starring Nathan Fillion and Aria Giovanni and directed by James Gunn.

Every guy at some point has wished they were a pornstar. So, if that dream ever comes true, we’ve decided to help you out by showing you how to maneuver your way through 90% of the porno movies made.

Porn Flow Chart

In 2006 I made a post about a young girl doing some pretty average lip-syncing to the song Crush by Jennifer Page, read Lalita Dancing and Lip-Synching for more.

Well her name is Lalita Chica and I got a few requests lately by some dudes that wanted to know if I had more videos of her. Well yes I do and here they are.

Lalita stripping to Kylie Minogue’s, Slow.

In a schoolgirl skirt, tie, boots and a wet t-shirt, to Paula Cole’s Feeling Love.

A montage of a couple of her movies with new music.

She also has a MySpace page.

There’s a Yahoo Group called FanLalita.

Enjoy your old jailbait dude.

Now, I’m not normally a fan of PETA. They seem to have the unique talent of taking a contested issue and holding an extreme position that can alienate most people. However, in this case I’m on PETA’s side. Their proposed Super Bowl ad, which features a bevy of beauties who are powerless to resist the temptation of veggie love, was deemed too hot for the Super Bowl by NBC. The list of complaints for the rejection includes:

• licking pumpkin
• touching her breast with her hand while eating broccoli
• pumpkin from behind between legs
• rubbing pelvic region with pumpkin
• screwing herself with broccoli (fuzzy)
• asparagus on her lap appearing as if it is ready to be inserted into vagina
• licking eggplant
• rubbing asparagus on breast

Visit Veggie Love for more details and videos

Super Bowl Strippers "All Hands On Dick!"

There’s Lip Stixx and Centerfolds and the Bliss Cabaret. There’s Diamond Dolls and Bare Assets and the Wild Gentlemen’s Club. In fact, there are, by one count, 43 strip clubs in the Tampa metropolitan area — one for each Super Bowl. And the week of Super Bowl XLIII is to Tampa’s naughty nightlife what Black Friday is to America’s shopping malls.

All the exotic dancing joints have earned Tampa a bawdy reputation — the lads’ magazine Maxim even put it on its top 10 list of best U.S. party cities a couple years ago, based mostly on the two score and more night spots to see naked or nearly naked women.

Now, with at least one spot planning to have a tent in the parking lot to handle the overflow of free-spending tourists, locals expect to profit mightily through kickoff Sunday evening.

“Based on what we did last Super Bowl (in 2001), the numbers will quadruple during that weekend,” says Nick Polefrone, general manager of 2001 Odyssey, a landmark club known for the spaceship-shaped VIP room rising from the top of the building.

Across the street is Mons Venus, a joint that is listed among the best strip clubs in the world by users of a Web site called The Ultimate Strip Club List. The two upscale clubs — walking distance from Raymond James Stadium, where the Arizona Cardinals will play the Pittsburgh Steelers — have been fixtures for decades. Polefrone figures Tampa’s naughty national image grew out from there.

“Tampa has a reputation for having the most strip clubs and the most girls who are a lot of fun,” says a 25-year-old exotic dancer named Claudia, who left her usual gig in Las Vegas to work the Super Bowl week here. (She asked that her last name not be used to save her family any embarrassment.)

Claudia says she’s worked four previous Super Bowls and expects to make as much as $2,000 a day performing at 2001 Odyssey. Most clubs treat the dancers as independent contractors who pay a flat fee to the house and keep the rest.

“It’s so crazy, everybody is in a such a party mood,” she says. “It’s a whole new level of everything.”

The clubs have been busy auditioning more dancers and upgrading their interiors. Some will stay open 24 hours.

The Tampa Tribune helpfully added a feature to its Web site listing the 43 strip clubs and allowing Super Bowl visitors to search for such information as the cover charge and dress code.

Tired of Tampa’s sleazy reputation, local lawmakers passed an anti-lap-dance ordinance before the last Super Bowl here in 2001, making it a misdemeanor offense for dancers to come within six feet of patrons. The measure got a lot of publicity, but police didn’t arrest anybody during Super Bowl week.

Police spokeswoman Andrea Davis says officers won’t be patrolling the clubs looking for dancers who get too close this time, but they’ll be obliged to investigate if someone calls in a complaint.

“Our primary focus during the Super Bowl is going to be public safety,” she says.

Bob Buckhorn, a former city councilman who pushed the six-foot ordinance, laments that the adult entertainment industry is “ingrained in the fabric of this community.” The point of the law, he says, was to attack prostitution and prevent other crime by trying to keep guys away from those places. He wishes it was more aggressively enforced today.

“It’s like cockroaches,” Buckhorn says. “If you don’t stay on top of it, it will infect and run you over. And that’s exactly what’s happened.”

To the city’s promoters, Tampa’s image as the Lap Dance Capital of America is not exactly something to tout in the glossy brochures. Travis Claytor, spokesman for Tampa Bay & Co., the tourism bureau, would rather point out other attractions, such as:

_ Beaches. Some of the best white-sand beaches anywhere are a half-hour or so from downtown. Two of them — Fort DeSoto Park and Caladesi Island — have topped the list from Stephen P. Leatherman, a Florida International University professor dubbed “Dr. Beach” for his annual rankings of the nation’s best coastlines.

_ Ybor City. The historic former Latin quarter east of downtown is a thriving entertainment district whose nightclubs will host some of the glitziest, celebrity-heavy Super Bowl parties. (There’s a strip club there, too, of course.)

_ Cigars. In the early 20th century, more cigars were made in Tampa than anywhere in the world, by Cuban immigrants. The city retains a rich cigar heritage, and some shops are still rolling them right on the premises.

But in the end, a lot of visitors will still be packing the clubs at night.

“It’s not necessarily a negative thing, it’s just one aspect of this destination,” the judicious Claytor says. “There is so much more to our area than that particular industry.”

The Super Bowl is just a couple of short days away, and while I am sure the action on the field will be compelling, here at Gunaxin we have something else on our minds. I can’t help but notice when I look around the internet, that although women don’t compete in the Super Bowl, they sure are integral to the event. In order to prove this to you, allow me to present, The Babes of the Super Bowl.

Hot Arizona Cardinals Cheerleaders - With no competition, they will definitely be the sexiest cheerleaders at the game

A video tribute to the Cardinals Cheerleaders

Sexy Fans of the Pittsburgh Steelers (COED Magazine)

More Sexy Fans of the Pittsburgh Steelers (Gunaxin)

Super Bowl Media Day Hotties (The World of Isaac)

Lingerie Bowl Preview (InGameNow)

Lingerie Bowl VI - Tampa, Florida 02.01.09

This is a pedophile dream toy.

This is the staff meeting about the Oozinator, yes please.

Useless but funny

The title says it all. Enjoy, You’re welcome.

Mon, 9 Feb 2009: UPDATE

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I happen to really like Asian girls and their weird straight pubes, but that’s a story for another time. This is some weird lubed up Japanese bikini girl Slip-n-Slide….. Heaven

I always thought that Quidditch was a guy thing, chasing small balls sitting on a stick and trying to put bigger ones on a hole. According to the following, it seems that ladies enjoy playing Quidditch way more then what was suspected… Especially if using the Nimbus 2000 vibrating broom. Girls playing with the broom gets wet, moan and scream for more.

Interesting, but then why only male play Quidditch? Is Harry loving to sit on something that vibrate?

Here’s the now infamous “Durex: Get It On” condom ad created by the Süperfad production company featuring horny animated balloon animals.

There are also a few outtakes from the ad.

You know that you can pratice safe sex by having only anal sex ? But do you know about the new safe sex trend? It’s the Belly Fucking! Look like fat chicks like it too…

I think all men have a glimmer of hope that when we are in our 70′s and starting to need a little assistance around the house, that we might get a nice hot nurse to come and take care of us. Some fantasy’s might even include a little happy time when being helped into bed or getting your sponge bath, but these are just fantasy’s and can’t possibly come true… right?

74 Year-Old Japanese Porn Star Still Going

Well for 74 year-old Shigeo Tokuda, this is a reality that happens more often than you would think. That’s because Shigeo is actually a 74 year-old porn star who sometimes performs in roles where he is an elderly man in a home, when a hot nurse who is there to help him out gives him a little more help than normal.

74 year-old Shigeo Tokuda

“Lately I’m also starring as the main actor in a porn series set in a senior-care home. The girl that I’m costarring with might play my son’s wife, a daughter of a relative that I happen to be looking after, or a helper at one of the care homes.” It all started over 20 years ago, when Shigeo wanted to buy a porn video and was embarrassed to purchase it at an adult store. He went to the production company itself and over time became friends with the director. Shigeo has since performed in over 250 adult films during his over 14 years in the porn film industry. Although you would think it is the sex that keeps Shigeo coming back for film after film, it is actually the role playing and acting that turns him on the most.

This is a HARD Job...

“I mentioned before that I like films that are set up like TV dramas. This is partly because I’ve always had the desire to turn into all sorts of different people. So personally, I don’t get off just having sex with somebody. I continue working in this industry not because I like starring in adult films, but because I am given the opportunity to act in various roles. The appeal for me is in the fact that I can play different people, not that I can boast about my acting skills. Consequently, most of the films that I’m in have a proper plot and narrative.” Shigeo has plans to continue making more adult films until he feels his health and age become an issue. “Right now I don’t have any illnesses, so I guess I’ll keep watching my health and at least try to go on until I’m 80 [laughs].”

See more of Shigeo Tokuda movies
73 Years Old Erogotoshi	Tokuda Show: Erina Misaki	Tokuda Show: Satsuki Mochida

This is a women pleasure chair. Put some lube, plug it and enjoy. A must have if you want to impress friends at your next supper.

Dita Von Teese (real name Heather Sweet) Burlesque and Fetish Star, the former wife of goth rocker Marilyn Manson romps with a leggy beauty with a sex toy.

Yes a kinky lesbian explicit clip (shot before she rose to fame?), surface sometimes ago.

So far I could only find that small preview. Email me if you have more.

Osaka Man Maeyasu Kawamura, 60, broke the previous record set by his fellow national Shigeo Kodama who stole 4,400 pieces of lingerie which included 3,977 underpants, 355 bras and 10 pairs of stockings over a six-year period starting from 2001.

Maeyasu Kawamura, was indicted for theft by police in Osaka prefecture, western Japan. Police found more than 8,200 pieces of women’s clothing and lingerie including 2,400 pieces of lingerie, 600 kimonos and 5,200 items of other clothing all piled up high in his small apartment room.

Kawamura has confessed to stealing the items, which included a wedding dress. “He seemed to get a thrill out of sleeping covered in women’s clothes,” a police spokesman said. “He seemed to like the smell.”

The suspect admitted that he had stolen a massive amount of women’s clothes. “Over the past decade I’ve randomly stolen women’s clothes and underwear,” he was quoted as saying during questioning.

But they are not alone; a 27-year-old man, accused by police in Waukesha, Wis., (1,500 pairs of teenage girls’ shoes); Chih Hsien Wu, 43, charged in Fort Collins, Colo., (1,300 undergarments belonging to Colorado State University women); Garth Flaherty, 24, charged in Pullman, Wash., (1,500 women’s undergarments, weighing 93 pounds); Kevin Parrett, 51, sentenced in Faulkton, S.D., (800 women’s undergarments); Dan Trompke, 37, sentenced in Kearney, Neb., (more than 500 women’s undergarments) and the list goes on.

IBM Researchers and Dolores Labs did an interesting crowdsourcing experiment with amazon.com’s Mechanical Turk.

They showed men and women a body image with a random point highlighted. Would they like to touch their lover there, and separately, would they want to be touched there?

30,000 point ratings aggregate into a heat map of desire – interesting in isolation and in contrast across scenarios.

Here you see where each gender desires to be touched. Not too surprising.

But when you compare to where their lovers think they want to be touched, a few subtle differences emerge, providing guidance. For men, dingle and dangle could use a bit more attention. For women, the back of the neck is more sensual than you might imagine. Otherwise, you probably know where to go.

You can do other Fleshmap pair-wise comparisons here.

Across the straight/bisexual/gay gender matrix, the group least interested in being touched, on average: straight men. Go figure. But the other men bring the overall male average higher than the overall female average. Even older men (over 50) have higher scores than the most desirous female cohort –the 20-30 year olds. (from Dolores Blog)

All good food for thought as I depart for Utah…

There is no place like Japan when it comes to vending machine weirdness.

You can get a whole slew of weird, but common, items like umbrellas, rice, beer, tobacco, eggs, and even porn, on any given street through the land of the rising sun.

However, in some darker and more obscure side streets of Japan, you can find vending machines selling things that even the Japanese find weird and strange.

One such vending machine that is found through out Japan is the “Used Schoolgirl Panties” vending machine.

As the image shows, machines would carry used panties with a picture of the schoolgirl who supposedly had worn them before giving them up to be sold.

Used schoolgirl panties are so popular, that even stores illegally sell them. As you can see in the below hidden camera investigation, schoolgirls can come into stores like this one and they are paid for the underwear they are currently wearing.

In fact the The Japanese government has identified the sale of used schoolgirl panties as such a problem they actually outlawed the sale or purchase of used schoolgirl panties anywhere, including vending machines.

A commercial was also made to help deter men from buying used schoolgirl panties by suggesting that the panties might not have even been worn by schoolgirls at all.

Playboy's Virgin Mary

Playboy has got into the Christmas spirit, by putting the Virgin Mary NUDE on its cover.

In its December issue model Maria Florencia Onori is featured posing in front of a stained glass window as the Virgin wearing nothing but an angelic white cloth. Its headline reads in Spanish: “We adore you, Mary.”

The December edition was published Thursday, just before the Mexican festival honoring Mary known as the Day of the Virgin of Guadalupe.

The Virgin of Guadalupe, said to have appeared to a sixteenth century Indian peasant, is Mexico’s most revered Roman Catholic figure and the annual pilgrimage to the Mexico City basilica dedicated to her is one of the world’s largest religious events.

In a statement, Chicago-based Playboy Enterprises Inc said the Mexican edition of the magazine is published by a licensee, and the company did not approve or endorse the cover.

“While Playboy Mexico never meant for the cover or images to offend anyone, we recognize that it has created offense, and we as well as Playboy Mexico offer our sincerest apologies,” the statement said.

Raul Sayrols, publisher of Playboy Mexico, said in a statement, “The image is not and never was intended to portray the Virgin of Guadalupe or any other religious figure. The intent was to reflect a Renaissance-like mood on the cover.”

Is in that a heavenly body? I hope I can spend eternity in paradise!

Yes it’s possible to sometimes enjoy sharing good moments in life with friends.

I’m not sure if this clip is part the Japanese Orgy DVD but it’s still really nice.

You can join Hustler’s Asian Fever website to get the whole movie.

Now I know where kids come from!

Being licks by pigs, is it pleasure or torture? I also wonder if it’s an adult gameshow or a kid show? You never know.

This is how two 12 years old Boy Scout are trying to get a Scout Badge by touching women’s breasts.

Well I did not know that Boob Massage was a new badge… It probably got introduce at the Scout Jamborgy with Fisting and Pubic Hair award.

Anyway those 2 scouts (their scouts name are probably Voyeur Beaver and Playboy Bunny) explained how they use the Internet to do their research. I understand that looking for boobs on Internet was probably really “HARD” for those two 12 years old. As Brian said: “We looked all over the Internet and those are really good” so I believe him.

Now they offer to “examine” your breast to find lumps, they will squeeze the nipple to make sure they don’t feel irregular and hope to find the lump in their pants.

They also have a nice website where you can send in your pics and learn it’s the most important thing you can do for your body.

FreeBreastExam.net

Ladies (only young because old have experience) what are you waiting for? Like they say: Be Prepared! Get topless in Zach’s basement (it’s not a real basement because it has carpets) in order to have your breasts exams by a 12 year old. You never know you might help them find a bump!

They have my Merit badge!

Vicar's Sex Toy

The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table.

He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap, said the vicar, who insisted he had NOT been playing a sex game.

The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable, one of a range of odd items medics in

Sheffield have had to remove from people’s backsides or genitals.

Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll – and a carnation.

Speaking of the vicar, A & E nurse Trudi Watson, of Sheffield’s Northern General Hospital, said: “He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.

“But it’s not for me to question his story. He had to undergo surgery to have it removed.”

She advised anyone tempted to use such objects in sex games to think again.

“It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening,” she said.

“Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result.”

A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: “Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.

“But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way.”

A study commissioned by a phallically named insurance company proves beyond all doubt that the unbridled roar of an Italian supercar turns women on but the soft purr of a fuel-efficient econobox doesn’t stimulate anyone’s MPG-spot.

David Moxon subjected 40 men and women to the sounds of a Maserati, Lamborghini and Ferrari, then measured the amount of testosterone in their saliva. He found everyone had higher levels of the stuff — a measure of their arousal — after hearing the revving exotics, but the amount the women had was off the charts.

The econobox, however, left everyone colder than a January day with 4 feets of snow.

The study was commissioned by the ultra-exclusive British insurer Hiscox (I swear we’re not making this up), which was curious to know how people respond to high-end luxury cars. “We knew owners of luxury cars felt a connection with the sound of their vehicles,” says Steve Langan, managing director of the insurance company. “We have now scientifically proven the physical attraction people feel when it comes to cars.”

To test the theory that high-performance cars get people hot, Moxon had 40 men and women listen to recordings of the three Italian exotics and a Volkswagen Polo. Everyone had significantly more testosterone after hearing the exotics, and all of the women were turned on by the Maserati. The guys, on the other hand, were drawn to the Lamborghini.

“We saw significant peaks in the amount of testosterone in the body, particularly in women,” Maxon says, noting that even women who said they had no interest in cars were turned on. “Testosterone is indicative of positive arousal in the human body so we can confidently conclude from the results out today that the roar of a luxury car engine actually does cause a primeval physiological response.”

As for the Polo? Everyone had less testosterone after listening to it. That means the acceleratus interruptus of a Prius going all-electric in traffic is automotive equivalent of skin flicks starring previous secretaries of state, despite General Motors’ claim that nearly nine out of 10 women would rather talk to a guy in a hybrid than a Porsche.

August 6th, 2008 in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.

When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.

Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.

Lets just say this is probably one bad date that Xing will never forget.

Now you know why I called him, the Chinese’ Fucking Steel Man.

World Record in Japan: Largest Orgy

Japan has successfully set a new world record. Having 250 men and 250 women who commensed to have sex in the same place at the same time, completing the world biggest orgy ever!

The Orgy was held in a warehouse with a professional camera crew taking pictures and recording the entire event, which was pretty hot and sticky.

Imagine what it must be like to come stumbling across a room filled with 500 people having oral sex and screwing their brains out. Not to bad a way to end your day huh?

It all seemed a little too organized for our personally liking but leave it to the Japanese to accomplish a goal. Especially if it had anything to do with naked women and sex.

The entire event was actually filmed and available for purchase on DVD. Here is a picture of the cover:

You can join Hustler’s Asian Fever website to get the whole movie.

Just when you thought you’ve seen everything… BAM! Video quality is poor, but then again just how much quality do you need when looking at fake pubic hair.

She is Kristen, the georgeous call girl at the center of the prostitution scandal with the Governor Eliot Spitzer of New York. At 22, she is now world famous for having sex with a governor and made the New York Times front page. Not Bad!?

The court papers alleging that Gov. Eliot Spitzer paid more than $4,000 for her services. WOW!! How much does a NY Gov. makes a year to be able to pay that much? Btw M. Splitzer we have high class protistute that cute in Montreal for only $300 an hour or really cheap whore at $5 a pop. You got screwed big time. Personally for $4,000 I will prefer 10 girls at $400 each. Hehehe

Ashley is also a wanna be singer, well hip-hop is not my style of music and she sound pretty much like anybody but still not bad. On her MySpace Music page her latest track, “What We Want,” have an interesting chorus: “I know what you want, you got what I want,” “I know what you need. Can you handle me?”. I must admit she is thruthfull in her music. You can buy it here.

Ashley did you know you can open you own adult website and make more money without having to fuck and go to jail? Contact me I’ve been doing that for a decade now.

Ashley Alexandra Dupré MySpace pictures:

This is how to put 20 hot naked Japaneses girls in a phone booth. No sure if it’s easy because they are naked but sure is more fun to watch.

A young girl have discovered her mom secret identity, she’s Santa.

What burns more calories, working out or looking at breasts? Brainiac’ Richard Hammond assesses the health benefits of staring at a lady’s chest.

Britney's Stolen Panties

Britney tries to wear panties… And that got her soo mad she stole a wig.

UsWeekly claims Britney Spears stole a wig and stripped down in the middle of the Hustler store in West Hollywood to try on panties on November 18th at 1am. A witness said Brit wanted to try on several panties, but they wouldn’t let her.

Brit took matters into her own ass and changed in the middle of the store in front of 15 people. She tried on boy shorts with the word “Barely Legal” stitched on the back.

A source said, “The employees kept saying ‘Don’t change out here!’ She’s just like, ‘Well, I couldn’t take them in the fitting room!’ It was like dealing with a child.” She also started to walk out with merchandise, but the staff told her she had to pay. She rolled her eyes and handed them a credit card.

On her way out Britney snatched a wig from one of the mannequins and ran off.

If she’s going to steal wigs can she please steal them from joints that have high quality wigs. I’m sick of seeing her skanky ass rat’s nest.

Oh and I’m just letting you know don’t ever buy undies from the Hustler store in West Hollywood. There’s a good chance Brit’s puss juice is all over em. Nast.

Topless table tennis. The title says it all.

Those guys must repeat a phrase a fast as they can or they get slap in the balls.

Look at part 1 here

Episode 2

Michael from Cracked.com is attemping to describes pornographics movies while you masturbate. The experience is somehow not exactly as erotic as is supposed to be. He should let the real professionals handle it. Someone like Bruno B. is able to describes sex scenes like if it’s a hockey game. He is the King! But well it’s a nice attempt for an amateur.

Episode 1

This is the clip of a man with a tail. Yes a tail not a dick! Well yes he probably also have a dick…

A sexy webcam girl in a schoolgirl skirt starts her latest webcam broadcast. But, it soon takes an interesting turn…. Probably fake but still worth watching.

The PornStar Legend Ron Jeremy made a spoof video of Britney Spears’ Gimme More MTV’s Video Music Awards performance. It’s a must see! His performance and the dance moves are in fact way better then the original VMA performance, he’s so into it!

I’m starting a brand new series of clips… Japanese Clips! Why? I’ve seen many sick crazy shit in my life but Japanese always found ways to surprise me. Yes they have a lot of cheap porn with hairy pussy, small blurry dicks and small tits but they also have some nasty alien monsters with 8 dicks raping shoolgirls! Can our aliens do that? I think not. They can only kill cows or abduct some druken white trash in the middle of nowhere to test anal probes.

My first clip, a Japanese TV Station

Some peoples told me the my previous deep throat post was fake, that it was an illusion. Well this one is from another is filmed from another angle.

BTW if you think she deflate the balloon as she goes down, well do you think you can deflate a sword?

The Bodybouncer seems to be an awsome new sex toy. You must watch the video below, buy it and leave me a detailed message (with pictures please) on how this novelty changed your sex life.

Clowns are funny and makes good ballon blowjobs.

Another 70s classic kids tv show, but this one is SOOOO funny I’m crying I can’t stand it… “Well, have you got your twangers out? And remember, you can bounce your balls at the same time if you like. Or if you haven’t got any balls, you could ask a friend, if you can play with his.”

Carefull when you watch porno at the office

While making cleanup on my server I notice some clips that where never published. So here they are.

Dell computers are good for porn!