The latest chapter in the PG PORN series and by far the better. Watch Jenna Haze and Joe Fria in the PG PORN that was TOO HOT for Spike.com! For the first time ever, here it is, in Higher Def, and completely UNCENSORED.

Smallville’s Michael Rosenbaum and porn star Belladonna star in the 6th episode of PG PORN: PEANUS, a non-sexual pornographic parody of the famous cartoon characters.

This is the 5th scene from James Gunn’s PG Porn series.

A very special Peanus Christmas with Michael Rosenbaum as Charlie Brown and Belladonna (yummy) as Lucy Van Pelt

A young man will spend the next 60 days in jail after stealing a beer from a convenience store in Quebec. He stole the $3.37 beer to celebrate having just gotten out of jail.

Denis Danny Roberge, a 19-year-old repeat offender, had been convicted several time for petty theft, with his last crime landing him in jail for eight months, his lawyer said.

On febuary 19th, Roberge was released from prison and, looking to celebrate, visited the Laval store. He was caught by the store’s owner as he was about to steal the beer.

The suspect then fled the scene, with the store owner chasing him. Along the way, they came across police officers and Roberge was arrested.

On Monday, lawyers for both sides agreed 60 days in jail was the shortest possible sentence for Roberge. The sentence is longer than usual because of the teen’s prior convictions. For first-time offenders, such a small theft would likely not make it to court.

Enjoy the 100 best FAIL of 2009.

Who Wants to Be a Millionaire is hosted by Meredith Vieira. You answer questions in order to win 1 million dollars.

But this time, the rules have changed… Mix Max Shuman (a Navy pilot) and Meredith Vieira (an old horny woman) you get a down and dirty results.

This is the 2009 Annual Report on Humanity by JibJab.com. 2009 was rich in note-worthy and ridiculously events and people. Including the economy, GM bailout, the swine flu, Barac Obama, John and Kate, Michael Phelps, Octomom, Ballon boy, Tiger Woods, Susan Boyle etc…

This post is dedicated to the King of Pop Michael Jackson and to a marketting genious: Billy Mays.

Happy 2010!

Miss Teen USA 2007 – South Carolina Caitlin Upton

Miss USA 2009 – California Carrie Prejean

The Miss Teen USA pageant was held on Friday night, and during the crucial question-from-the-panel segment at the end, Miss Teen South Carolina, Lauren Caitlin Upton, totally choked when she was asked why Americans are unable to locate the U.S. on a map. The poor dear rambles on about “The Iraq” and South Africa. Props to A.C. Slater, who managed not to laugh in her face, although you can tell he desperately wanted to. Ironically, as bumbling as her response was, it sort of answered the question: Because Americans are stupid! Needless to say, South Carolina did not win the title.

Miss California is not backing down from the answer regarding gay marriage she gave on Sunday night’s Miss USA telecast.

Carrie Prejean told FOXNews.com that she had “no regrets” and was happy with the answer she gave when a Miss USA judge, the gossip blogger Perez Hilton, asked about her stance on same-sex marriage.

“I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman,” she said on the live broadcast. “No offense to anybody out there, but that’s how I was raised.”

One person who was offended was Keith Lewis, co-director the Miss California competition, which Prejean won to make it into the Miss USA pageant. Lewis told FOXNews.com that he was “saddened” by Prejean’s statement.

“I am personally … hurt that Miss California believes marriage rights belong only to a man and a woman,” said Lewis in a statement.

Co-director Shanna Moakler, best know as Travis Barker’s wife in the MTV reality show “Meet the Barkers,” said that she fully supported Lewis’ condemnation of Prejean’s views.

Blogger Perez Hilton was also enraged, calling Prejean a “stuipd b***h” in a video tirade he aired on his blog.

But the backlash is having little affect on Prejean, 21, she says.

“I wouldn’t have had it any other way. I stated an opinion that was true to myself, and that’s all I can do,” she told Billy Bush, who hosted Miss USA, on his radio talk show on Monday.

“It did cost me my crown,” Prejean continued. “It is a very touchy subject and [Hilton] is a homosexual, and I see where he was coming from and I see the audience would’ve wanted me to be more politically correct. But I was raised in a way that you can never compromise your beliefs and your opinions for anything.”

“I feel like I won,” she said. “I feel like I’m the winner. I really do.”

Prejean also said that her sister, a second lieutenant in the United States Air Force, and a supporter of gay marriage, was not offended by her answer.

“She was just in my hotel room and she said, ‘Sis, I’m not offended by anything that you said. We have two different opinions and I love you because of it. I love you because you stood up for what was right, and it’s not a matter of being gay or not gay, it’s a matter of you competing for Miss USA and getting a question and answering it to the best of your ability.”

Miss California’s answer sparked a shouting match in the lobby after the show.

“It’s ugly,” said Scott Ihrig, a gay man, who attended the pageant with his partner. “I think it’s ridiculous that she got first runner-up. That is not the value of 95 percent of the people in this audience. Look around this audience and tell me how many gay men there are.”

Charmaine Koonce, the mother of Miss New Mexico USA Bianca Matamoros-Koonce, argued back.

“In the Bible it says marriage is between Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!”

The winner, Miss North Carolina Kristen Dalton, a 22-year-old aspiring motivational speaker and entertainer from Wilmington, edged out Prejean and second runner-up, Miss Arizona USA Alicia-Monique Blanco, of Phoenix.

Merry Christmas

Still wandering what to give for Christmas this year? It’s not an easy one, with the economic recession everyone is trying to work with a tight budget.

Still your kids are asking you for Guitar Hero 5 but you don’t have money? I have the PERFECT gift for you. It’s called: an Air Guitar! It’s cheap, easy to play, unbreakable, does not required batteries.

If you want to invest a bit (around 20$) you can go with a Guitar Hero Air Guitar kit.

You want to go with the Band kit? You can also have Air Drum.

If you sing, the Air Singing.

What are you waiting for? Start your Air Band now and you may end up on national TV or even in front on thousand of peoples in Finland for the World Championship.

If you can’t find any Air Guitar in your local store, you can buy it directly from me for only 1.99$ Canadian (it’s $1.87 USD)! Yes an ORIGINAL Air Guitar for only 1.99$ or the combo Air Guitar + Air Drum for only 2.99$ and the full Air Band Kit including guitar, drum, vocal and bass for a super low price of 4.99$!! FREE SHIPPING Worldwide in less then 30 seconds.

Good luck to you and Merry Christmas!

Top 10 things a woman would do if she woke up with a penis for a day

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

09. Get a blow job.

08. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

07. Pee standing up while talking to other men at the urinal.

06. Determine why you can’t hit the bowl consistently.

05. Find out what it’s like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

04. Touch/shift yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may be to others.

03. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

02. Understand the reason for the light refraction that occurs between a man’s eyes and the ruler situated next to his member.

01. Repeat number 9.

This is the Top 10 things men would do if they woke up and had a vigina for a day:

10. Immediately go shopping for zuchini and cucumbers.

09. Squat over a hand mirror for an hour and a half.

08. See if they finally do the splits.

07. See if ti’s truly possible to launch Ping-Pong ball 20 feet.

06. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

05. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes before closing time.

04. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

03. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

02. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for bigger breasts, too.

01. Finally find that damned G-Spot.

Evgeni Plushenko is a Russian figure skater. He is the 2006 Winter Olympics gold medalist, three-time World Champion, five-time European Champion, a four-time Grand Prix Final gold medalist and a seven-time Russian National Champion.

In March 2009 Plushenko announced that he had returned to training with longtime coach Alexei Mishin in order to prepare for the 2010 Olympics. I know some ladies that will watch figure skating.

This is a better quality video from 2005 Europeens finals.

This is some of the ugliest Halloween costumes seen this year.

Wonder Woman

Spiderman

Gay Bunny Costume

A Fat Paris Hilton

FAIL Baby Costume

Creepy Michael Jackson Mask

FAIL Product Placement: Halloween Costumes and Chainsaw

My kind of cookies

43 peoples like this

My Goate is not stupid!

A car with Stains

It’s a new moon

A test confirms it, AC-DC ROCK!

Single does not equal Available

Good security question

This Halloween, make sure you protect yourself and your kids from the swine flu with the best protection available… A MASK!!

Susan Finkelstein

What Would You Do to See Your Favorite Sports Team Play for the Championship?

Susan Finkelstein wanted to see her favorite baseball team, the Philadelphia Phillies, play in the World Series. In fact, Susan Finkelstein wanted to see them so badly, she took out an ad in Craigslist for tickets. When an undercover police officer found out exactly what Susan Finkelstein would do to get Philadelphia Phillies World Series tickets, they arrested the 43-year-old fan.

Susan Finkelstein described herself as a “gorgeous, tall, buxom blonde diehard Phillies fan” in her Craigslist ad. She also said she was the “creative type” and that she was desperate for tickets. She said, “Maybe we can help each other!” The price, she said, was negotiable.

An undercover police officer answered the ad. Susan Finkelstein then offered to perform various sex acts in exchange for tickets to the World Series. Police, according to Crimesider, did not elaborate on what kind of sexual acts Finkelstein was willing to perform to get those tickets.

Instead of tickets, Susan Finkelstein was arrested and charged with prostitution and related offenses.

Offering sex for various services isn’t a new medium of exchange. It has been used for various transactions for centuries. Craigslist and other websites, including social networking sites, have simply provided another communication conduit with which to advertise.

Doggy Style with Susan?

Finkelstein’s lawyer has said police have blown the situation out of proportion.

“All she was looking to do was take her husband to a World Series game,” he told the Burlington County Times. “I guess she was going to work out what the terms for the tickets were… It was a variation of ‘will work for food.’ It doesn’t mean she was a prostitute.’”

CNN reported in August that a young college student had traded sex in order to have someone guide her into the Amazon rainforest. A University of Michigan study of undergraduates, ages 17 – 26,found that 27% of men and 14% of women had offered favors or gifts (“help prepping for a test, laundry washing, tickets to a college football game”) in exchange for sex. The study also found that 5% men and 9% women had offered sex for services or products.

I uncovered an unbelievable amount of information concerning the future of mankind and threat to our current way of life. According to the information I found, in the next few years we will see Earth changes that will be devastating to all living creatures on the planet.

The sun, earth, and milky way will align at the galactic equator, on December 21, 2012, the winter solstice, the shortest day of the year, and the end of the Mayan calendar. This only happens every 25,800 years! For the first time in recorded history, our entire solar system will move BELOW the milky way galaxy. These combined cosmic events, will be the end of the world as we know it. About 6 billion people of the world will perish in just a few short years when this cosmic catastrophe occurs.

I know you will have to do some more investigations yourself, to see if there is any truth to what I am writing here. You may, or may not, believe it EVEN after you uncover the massive amount of scientific, astronomical, and historical proof, that we are in the of the end of days leading to 2012.

Look at this video to know what will happen and how to prepare.

Somebody’s having a little fun in the Website management department at Sears. Found in the Human Cooking section and the Grills to Cook Babies and More subsection is the Body Part Roaster. Mmm, baby! TMZ first reported the goof, which listed any grill under “Human Cooking”. Here’s a link to the page that Sears quickly fixed. And here’s what it looked like for a brief period yesterday:

There might have just been a bit of space dust on the website, however. It really meant to say “Grills to Cook for Babies and More”. You know, cause it’s a cooking website! And despite the quick fix, you can still Google it:

We can’t stop the progress, another mystery solved by technology. Infrared camera from an airport now allows us to see for the first time the smelly invisible gas. We knew it was there, we could smell, we could light it, but never before it have been seen! Behold the FART.

This is what can happen if you are from the Leet family and your daughter wants to go out with a Noob.

Loose weight with the Shake Weight, every women should have one.

Four women, including his wife, eventually showed up to humiliate the man, who ended up with his penis glued to his stomach to punish him for a lover’s quadrangle gone bad, according to the documents filed in Calumet County.

Now it’s the women who face punishment, perhaps six years in prison, and at least one said Monday she’s embarrassed now.

Wendy L. Sewell

“I am disturbed. I am upset. I am having a hard time handling life, an emotional wreck,” Wendy Sewell, 43, of Kaukauna, said in a telephone interview from her home. “I am ashamed.”

Sewell, Therese Ziemann, 48, of Menasha, Michelle Belliveau, 43, of Neenah, and the man’s wife are charged with being party to false imprisonment, a felony. Ziemann also is charged with fourth-degree sexual assault.

The women are free on $200 cash bail each. Investigators say all the women but Belliveau were romantically involved with the man.

The Associated Press is not naming the man’s wife to protect his identity as an alleged victim of sexual assault.

Online court records didn’t list defense attorneys for any of the women Monday.

The women’s plot for revenge unfolded last Thursday at the Lakeview Motel about 39 kilometers southwest of Green Bay in the tiny village of Stockbridge near the scenic shores of Lake Winnebago.

Criminal complaints filed Friday allege the man agreed to be bound with “sheer sheets” and blindfolded with a pillowcase for a “rub down” by Ziemann. She instead cut off his underwear with a scissors and summoned the others to the room.

Therese Ziemann

Ziemann told investigators she didn’t have a gun but may have told the victim, “Do you know how much I want to shoot you?”

He started screaming and the women rushed off fearful that he could get loose and hurt them but allegedly took his wallet, vehicle and cell phone.

Ziemann told investigators she met the man online through Craigslist, fell in love and paid for a room at the motel for the past two months. She said she gave him about $3,000. Then last Wednesday, she learned from the man’s wife that he was married, had other girlfriends and was “using them for money.” She expected the money to be repaid, according to the documents.

During Thursday’s confrontation with the man, Ziemann told investigators that Sewell asked him, “Which one do you love more?” and the man’s wife made a derisive remark about him being scared.

Michelle Belliveau

Ziemann and Belliveau are sisters and Belliveau didn’t do anything wrong, Sewell said Monday.

“She was just there for moral support. She wasn’t even dating the guy. She stood at the door the whole time and didn’t participate or nothing.”

Ziemann’s husband answered the telephone at their home and declined comment. There was no telephone listing for Belliveau.

The man had no telephone listing in Fond du Lac.

Girl with 56 stars tattooed on face admits she asked for them.

A teenage girl who claimed 56 stars were tattooed on her on her face as she slept when she asked for three has admitted she was awake the whole time – and lied because her father was “furious”.

Kimberley Vlaminck had insisted she dozed off after asking the tattooist for just three small stars – then woke in horror to find her face was covered.

The Belgian blamed the Flemish-speaking tattooist for not being able to understand her French and English instructions.

Girl has 56 stars tattooed on face after ‘falling asleep’ Amid a frenzy of media attention, she then said she would sue the tattoo artist, Rouslan Toumaniantz, for the £9,000 she needed for laser surgery to have them removed.

She said after the tattooing last week: “It is terrible for me. I cannot go out on to the street. I look like a freak.”

But the 18-year-old has finally confessed she did not fall asleep, that she wanted all the stars and was “fully aware” of what Mr Toumaniantz was doing.

Ms Vlaminck told a Dutch TV crew: “I asked for 56 stars and initially adored them. But when my father saw them, he was furious. So I said I fell asleep and the that the tattooist made a mistake.”

Mr Toumaniantz – himself covered from head to foot in tattoos and piercings – had consistently denied he had made a mistake and always insisted Vlaminck wanted all 56 stars.

He said at the time: “I maintain that she absolutely agreed that I tattoo those 56 stars on the left side of her face.”

But despite insisting she had asked for 56 stars, he still initially agreed to pay for half of the treatment to remove the tattoos.

“Kimberley is unhappy and it is not my wish to have an unsatisfied client,” he said.

“I don’t regret it. To tell you the truth, this has given me some publicity.” Mr Toumanaintz is now said to have withdrawn his cash offer and said from now on he will get written consent from clients before he begins tattooing.

As for Ms Vlaminck she could always go work for STARbuck!

A Belgian teenager says she will sue a tattoo parlour which she said covered half her face with stars while she was asleep.

Kimberley Vlaeminck, 18, was left sporting 56 black stars of various sizes on the left side of her face, from nose to ear and brow to chin.

The young housewife said she had gone to the tattoo parlour in the western town of Courtrai and asked for three small stars on her face.

“I wanted him to tattoo on just three little points but he suggested three stars saying it would look prettier,” Vlaeminck told local press.

“When he started the tattooing I didn’t want to feel the pain and so I went to sleep. I had got up at five in the morning,” she said.

Kimberly thinks she must have dozed off as her face was being injected with ink contained in a huge vibrating needle held by a foreigner.

“I woke up when he was starting to tattoo my nose and I saw what he had already done. I counted 56 stars, it’s frightening,” she told the Flemish daily Het Laatste Nieuws.

The young woman, who said she doesn’t dare walk down the street, has decided to sue the tattoo parlour.

She said she also hoped to have her starry appearance reversed by laser treatment, which would cost thousands of euros.

Tattoo artist Rouslan Toumaniantz denied that his client had fallen asleep. But still agreed to pay for the laser treatment.

“She was awake the whole time, I don’t use hypnosis or drugs. She agreed to it. The problems started when her father and his friend saw the tattoos,” he told the paper.

If its any CONSTELLATION (ha ha) it doesn’t look too bad. I can predicts she will be seeing stars for years to come…

IT’S A BIRD! IT’S A PLANE! It’s JibJab’s very first satire of President Barack Obama (and he’s come to save the day)! JibJab done it again, they transformed Obama into a super-hero. Sweet.

Did you know that Slow Loris loves to have its arms and belly scratched ? We didn’t even know what a slow loris was before this video but either they like having their arms scratched or they can’t put them down. Either way, this video of a slow loris being pet is really really adorable. There has been some talk that they are an endangered species but even if they aren’t, we don’t recommend getting one as a pet.

One Colorado woman’s love for tofu has been judged X-rated by state officials. Kelly Coffman-Lee wanted to tell the world about her fondness for bean curd by picking certain letters for her SUV’s license plate. Her suggestion for the plate: “ILVTOFU.”

But the Division of Motor Vehicles blocked her plan because they thought the combination of letters could be interpreted as profane.

Says Department of Revenue spokesman Mark Couch: “We don’t allow ‘FU’ because some people could read that as street language for sex.”

Officials meet periodically to ensure state plates stay free of letters that abbreviate gang slang, drug terms or obscene phrases.

The 38-year-old Coffman-Lee says tofu is a staple of her family’s diet because they are vegan and that the DMV misinterpreted her message.

The Trunk Monkey is a revolutionary idea by Suburban Auto Group.

The Trunk Monkey Road Rage Assistant

The Trunk Monkey Tickets Negotiation

The Trunk Monkey Pediatric Edition

The Trunk Monkey Chaperon Edition

The Trunk Monkey Alien Abduction Protection System

The Trunk Monkey Vandalism Protection System

The Trunk Monkey Paramedic Edition

The Trunk Monkey Theft Retrival System

The Trunk Monkey Samurai Edition

The Trunk Monkey Office Work

The Trunk Monkey Will Do Anything to Help

This poor MSNBC anchor was just trying to report on the story about some little kids at a daycare surviving a tornado in Windsor, Colorado but instead of talking to someone live, all you can hear is a producer swearing and screaming. Yikes! We hope they enjoyed their career while it lasted…

This is some of the funniest classified ads ever posted. Too damn funny.

Sloche is a frozen beverage sold by the convenience store chain Couche-Tard, mostly in the province of Quebec, Canada. While it is similar in concept to the traditional Slush Puppie, Sloche has gathered much publicity through an aggressive (and sometimes controversial) marketing campaign. The oversized Sloche plastic cups are covered with humorous slogans such as: “No animal has tasted this product before you”, “A good source of crushed ice”. It is also Quebec’s equivalent to Icee, which is only sold in the United States, English Canada and Mexico.

All Sloche flavor names are humorous and often gross, a marketing decision aimed at pleasing a mostly teenager crowd. The brand mission was described as: “To satisfy their need for sensory gratification and protest against authority, parents and society.”

As for the product itself; Couche Tard invested over 1 millions dollars to came up with the perfect Slush, with colors that are vivid and a taste much sweeter and intense that of Slush Puppy. But the biggest improvement they made, was the overall quality, Slush have an intense taste at first and quickly you end up with simply melting crushed ice. Well Sloche is a perfect product, it taste the same up to the last drop and ice take more time to melt. It cost more but is by far a better product.

I’m talking about Sloche because their latest ad campaign featuring clowns, is their most controversial to date. You to judge.

Sloche 10th Anniversary – It taste funny (Butcher)

Sloche 10th Anniversary – It taste funny (Shredder)

Cheddar Tropical (Tropical Cheddar) Net

Cheddar Tropical (Tropical Cheddar) Darts

Cheddar Tropical (Tropical Cheddar) Hole

Gadoue (Dirty melted snow) Tasting

Gadoue (Dirty melted snow) Filling

Goudron Sauvage (Wild Tar)

Liposuccion (Liposuction)

Swompe (Swamp) Frog

Swompe (Swamp) Firefly

In Stuttgard, Germany a court judge must decide on a case of honorable intentions in a sitution where a man hired his neighbor to get his wife pregnant.

It seems that Demetrius Soupolos, 29, and his former beauty queen wife, Traute wanted to have as child badly, but Demetrius was told by his doctor that he was sterile.

So Soupolos, after calming his wife’s protest agreed to pay his nieghbor Frank Maus, 34 to impregnant his wife. Since Maus was already married and had two childern, plus looked very much like Soupolos to boot, the plan seemed good.

So Soupolos paild Maus $2500 for th job and for 3 evenings a week for the next 6 months, Maus tried desperately, a total of 72 times to impregnant Traute.

When his wife objected he told his wife, ” I don’t like this any more than you, I am simply doing it for the money”.

When Traute failed to get pregnant after the six months, Soupolos was not understanding and insisted that Maus have a medical examination, which he did.

The doctor’s announcement that Maus was also sterile shocked everyone except his wife, who then had to confess that Maus was not the real father of the two childern.

Now Suppolos is sueing Maus for breach of contract, in an effort to get his money back, but Maus refuses to give it back saying he did not guarantee results, only that he would give it his best effort.

A Chinese Chevrolet Captiva owner is angry that her SUV is going to be towed so she gets into her car, starts the engine, and begins driving off…while pulling the tow truck with her. You never know when driving a big SUV may come handy.

Remember: Never Fuck where you Eat and Never Eat what you Fucked.

Barun and Bijuli at the wedding ceremony. Or maybe Bijuli and Barun, we're not entirely sure.

It’s a nice day for a green wedding – as two frogs got married in front of over 2,000 wedding guests in India.

The frogs were joined in matrimony in a traditional ceremony in Hengrabari, in the northwestern Indian state of Assam. It wasn’t the result of an amphibian romance, however, and neither of the frogs turned into a prince after being kissed.

Instead, it was an attempt to end the dry spell that has hit most parts of Assam over the past months, which has led to severe water shortages.

” It’s a traditional belief that when a frog marriage is performed, the Barun Devata [the rain-god] is pleased and the rain comes,” former councillor Bijoy Das told The Hindu newspaper.

The wedding of the frogs – male Barun (meaning wind) and female Bijuli (meaning thunder) – was accompanied by all the traditions of Assamese weddings, including songs and gifts presented to the bride.

The amphibians were then fed a special celebratory lunch of flies and mosquitoes. After the ceremony, the happy couple were sent on their honeymoon – by being released into a local stream.

A spokesman for the local authorities said: “The marriage went off very well. We hope that now the rains will finally come. The region is absolutely parched and we need rain. We didn’t know what else to do.”

The news was not so good, however, for a male toad who attended the ceremony, who died during the proceedings. We think “Kermit” suicide.

Wonderful individual customer service, each transaction is done by hand

You all heard about the world situation, those are HARD times. But a Bank in China is willing to go the extra miles to make sure you give them ALL you got. They will give you a hand to help you get some relieved out of all your HARD moments and they will even PAY you for the trouble. They offer wonderful individual customer service, making sure each transaction is done by hand not with a computer. They want to make sure you will be Cumming again and again.

This is how it works: first you need to go for a health check, then 4 days prior your visit to the “free-hand-job-then-get-paid-paradise” you must abstain from sex and masturbation. You can go 4-5 times a month, and each time you will get maximum 3 hand jobs. You will also get paid RMB200 ( US$30 ) at the end of each session for your kindness.

Before you ask, I don’t know if it’s possible to make mouth deposits.

They will give you a hand, making sure they get all you've got

Address for whoever wants to give it a go: No 145 Shan Dong Zhong Lu, Ren Ji Hospital, Building 1, 7th FL, near Fu Zhou Lu, Shanghai, China.

Always make sure the girl is on the same page or you may end up with a BIG surprise.

Beer. If it wasn’t for this delicious golden substance, thousands of men the world over would be doing housework on a Saturday afternoon instead of lazing about. Its amazing stuff! Think about it!

Can you remember your first beer, its taste and the kick you got out of it? I do and from what I remember, it was a Black label, it tasted crap and I got embarrassingly drunk like only an underage drinker would. Then again I was only 14 at the time, sop maybe that explains it but I have a feeling everyone’s first experience with beer happened in a similar fashion to mine…give or take.

What I’m trying to say is, that beer even though we first despise it becomes one of the most desired beverages once we start to enjoy its characteristics. Know I don’t know about you but its safe to say that beer is a guy thing (just like an apple martini is a women’s thing) and this beer ad definitely played on that fact.

This is one very creative advert for Goldstar beer, meant to be published in bar toilets. I really like the whole flowchart idea. Click on the pics to enlarge.

Difference men and women: Getting ready to go out

Difference men and women: Having to go to the bathroom

Difference men and women: Willing to have sex

They are days where you should have stayed in bed. At least thank God winter is over.

A Banyan tree, posing at a singles club

In a bid to ward off evil spirits, a remote Indian town has performed a marriage ceremony between two trees.

The town of English Bazaar in West Bengal state had been plagued in recent times by a series of misfortunes and crimes – including burglaries, murders and accidental deaths.

An official from English Bazaar, Gouranga Mandal, told the Reuters news agency: “There was an evil eye casting a spell and a few senior government employees had planted two trees here to bring peace, but could not organise the marriage ceremony as they died from illness.”

The trees – which appeared to be embracing, as one banyan tree wrapped itself around the trunk of the other tree – were married in a ceremony in which the trees were draped with garlands and cloth as clerics recited hymns.

One of the 250-odd people who turned out to wish the happy couple well, local housewife Lakshmi Das, commented: “The trees only can save us.”

Let’s just hope this marriage won’t end up in flame, rumor said he might leaf her.

That is a really interesting tire repair method.

Is there anything that WD-40 and a lighter can’t fix? If there exists such a thing, just torch it all with your mini flamethrower. Problem solved.

This is the 3rd scene from James Gunn’s PG Porn series.

The Office’s Craig Robinson and Gilmore Girls’ Sean Gunn are looking to give Bree Olson, Marie Luv and some other lucky ladies a ride.

This is the second scene from James Gunn’s PG Porn series.

Sasha Grey’s car is jacked up and James Gunn is the only guy who can help her.

This is the first scene from James Gunn’s PG Porn series.

This construction worker is ready to nail your wife. Starring Nathan Fillion and Aria Giovanni and directed by James Gunn.

An Indian man has “married” a female dog, hoping the move will help atone for stoning two other dogs to death.
P Selvakumar, 33, said he had been cursed since the killings, suffering paralysis and a loss of hearing.

The wedding took place at a Hindu temple in Tamil Nadu state. The “bride” wore an orange sari with a flower garland and was fed a bun to celebrate.

Superstitious people in rural India sometimes organise weddings to animals in the hope of warding off curses.

‘Tried every cure’

Crowds cheered the newly-weds at the end of the ceremony in Sivaganga district, about 50km (30 miles) east of the city of Madurai.

The “bride”, who is called Selvi, was led to the temple in Manamudurai wearing a sari before vows were exchanged in a traditional Hindu ceremony.

A relative of the groom who attended the wedding said he hoped Mr Selvakumar would now be cured.

“Fifteen years back Selvakumar was physically fit. But, once he attacked a pair of dogs and thereafter Kumar could not move his limbs freely,” the relative, Ramu, told the BBC.

“He tried every cure for his ailment but could not be rid of his disability.

“On the advice of an astrologer and others, he decided to marry a bitch to get cured. Then we arranged Selvakumar’s marriage with a bitch.”

Every guy at some point has wished they were a pornstar. So, if that dream ever comes true, we’ve decided to help you out by showing you how to maneuver your way through 90% of the porno movies made.

Porn Flow Chart

Welcome to the best bits of Most Extreme Elimination Challenge (MXC), a funny American re-dubbing of the Japanese gameshow Takeshi’s Castle.

“More cowbell” is an American pop culture catchphrase originally derived from an April 8, 2000, Saturday Night Live comedy sketch about the recording of the song “(Don’t Fear) The Reaper” by Blue Öyster Cult.

The sketch featured guest host Christopher Walken as music producer Bruce Dickinson and Will Ferrell as fictional cowbell player Gene Frenkle. In the television special Saturday Night Live: 101 Most Unforgettable Moments, this sketch is moment number five.

“More cowbell” is entered into the Urban Dictionary.

Definition:

1) something everybody needs more of.

2) a remedy.”I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.”

Pets that licks and gets you wet… We probably can find a few use for them.

Any search result from Google started being flagged as malware with a message stating “This site may harm your computer”. Including Google’s own websites as you can see above.

Marissa Mayer has now explained the error on the Official Google Blog. She puts it down to human error after a ‘/’ was mistakenly put in an update sent from the non-profit StopBadware.org to Google (the non-profit also posted more details). The result was every URL in Google’s database being classified as “malware” until the stray ‘/’ was removed.

Here’s the official post from Mayer below:

If you did a Google search between 6:30 a.m. PST and 7:25 a.m. PST this morning, you likely saw that the message “This site may harm your computer” accompanied each and every search result. This was clearly an error, and we are very sorry for the inconvenience caused to our users.
What happened? Very simply, human error. Google flags search results with the message “This site may harm your computer” if the site is known to install malicious software in the background or otherwise surreptitiously. We do this to protect our users against visiting sites that could harm their computers. We work with a non-profit called StopBadware.org to get our list of URLs. StopBadware carefully researches each consumer complaint to decide fairly whether that URL belongs on the list. Since each case needs to be individually researched, this list is maintained by humans, not algorithms.

We periodically receive updates to that list and received one such update to release on the site this morning. Unfortunately (and here’s the human error), the URL of ‘/’ was mistakenly checked in as a value to the file and ‘/’ expands to all URLs. Fortunately, our on-call site reliability team found the problem quickly and reverted the file. Since we push these updates in a staggered and rolling fashion, the errors began appearing between 6:27 a.m. and 6:40 a.m. and began disappearing between 7:10 and 7:25 a.m., so the duration of the problem for any particular user was approximately 40 minutes.

Thanks to our team for their quick work in finding this. And again, our apologies to any of you who were inconvenienced this morning, and to site owners whose pages were incorrectly labelled. We will carefully investigate this incident and put more robust file checks in place to prevent it from happening again.

Thanks for your understanding.

Posted by Marissa Mayer, VP, Search Products & User Experience

This is a pedophile dream toy.

This is the staff meeting about the Oozinator, yes please.

Old funny commercial, a must watch.

Useless but funny

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I happen to really like Asian girls and their weird straight pubes, but that’s a story for another time. This is some weird lubed up Japanese bikini girl Slip-n-Slide….. Heaven

I always thought that Quidditch was a guy thing, chasing small balls sitting on a stick and trying to put bigger ones on a hole. According to the following, it seems that ladies enjoy playing Quidditch way more then what was suspected… Especially if using the Nimbus 2000 vibrating broom. Girls playing with the broom gets wet, moan and scream for more.

Interesting, but then why only male play Quidditch? Is Harry loving to sit on something that vibrate?

Here’s the now infamous “Durex: Get It On” condom ad created by the Süperfad production company featuring horny animated balloon animals.

There are also a few outtakes from the ad.

You know that you can pratice safe sex by having only anal sex ? But do you know about the new safe sex trend? It’s the Belly Fucking! Look like fat chicks like it too…

Did you know you can loose weight with AYDS?

Japaneses game show contestants are trying to play football using binocular. Their uniform that look like pajamas are also a must see. Pretty funny.

This is the 2008 Annual Report on Humanity by JibJab.com, in which a group of angels recap all the ridiculous, note-worthy and ridiculously note-worthy events and people of 2008. Happy 2009!

Japan has come out with another wild, sexy, and edgy fashion trend with these Bikini Jeans that act as both underwear and jeans.

Sandra Tanimura, a Sanna designer, created these jeans after customers mentioned that had a hard time keeping their low cut jeans up.

“We specialize in making low-rise trousers and our customers wanted them to get even lower. It was very difficult meeting these demands without the trousers falling down. I came up with the idea of using the bikini strings to let the trousers hang really low without falling,” she added.

Shots of the jeans on a Japanese television show

You can purchase these jeans from Sanna’s Shop for about $88.

Sometimes I just wish I lived in Japan again…

...But not when the trends hit everyone.

Beers, boats, dude time, wunder boning. When did fishing get so awesome?

Mall Santas can go bad on several different levels. Here are the twelve worst versions…

Pull My Finger Santa
You'd think the pull my finger joke would get old after a hundred or so successful runs, but for PMF Santa it's like the first time every time.

Narcoleptic Santa
Halfway through hearing a wishlist he's sawing logs and drooling on a baby.

Touchy Feely Santa
Making kids and their parents uncomfortable one mall visit at a time.

Bad with Baby Santa
You have no business in this profession if you hold an infant like a ticking timebomb. Act like you've been here before.

Lapdance Santa
It's a shame when children take a back seat on Santa's priorty list to getting his junk grinded on by Mrs. Claus.

Shitty Fake Beard Santa
Try a little harder pal. Try a little harder.

Skinny Santa
The cheap bastard running the mall who refuses to dust off his wallet for a 250lb. old man Santa deserves to have the shit kicked out of him.

Flashing Santa
Nobody wants to to see Santa's dong. Nobody.

Sneak a Drink Santa
Even a bunch of dumb fourth graders realize there's something wrong with brown bottled water.

Saddam Hussein Santa
Everyone's gotta pay the bills, right?And Saddam Hussein Santa. Everyone's gotta pay the bills, right?

Yes it’s possible to sometimes enjoy sharing good moments in life with friends.

The original Whassup? commercial from 2000.

Whassup in 2008? A spoof of the previous 2000 campaign to depict his critical view of the Republican Party’s 8 years in the White House and to support the presidential campaign of Barack Obama.

How to look stupid on national tv according to a Japanese game show.

VeganSexual, I wonder if they taste like Tofu?

A recent study conducted in New Zealand found that vegans — notoriously finicky eaters who don’t eat meat or animal byproducts, like eggs and dairy — don’t like the idea of swapping spit (or anything else) with those who have been dining on flesh.

Annie Potts, a researcher at the University of Canterbury’s Centre for Human-Animal Studies, noted that vegans, particularly women, found sex with meat eaters disgusting.

Vegans, she told ABC News.com from New Zealand, don’t like sex with carnivores, for personal reasons: “They’re attracted to people with similar interests;” ideological reasons: “they see meat eaters’ bodies as being composed of the lives of others;” and sexual reasons: “they didn’t want to engage in intimate sex … because of the smells and tastes of their body fluids.”

Potts sampled 157 vegans, 120 of whom were female.

All of the women, according to Potts, fell along a continuum. Some expressed discontent with being with meat-eating men, while others would sleep only with other vegans.

“It is totally, totally true,” said Janna Cunnigham, a 46-year-old Brooklyn, N.Y., native, about the smells and tastes of carnivores.

“Their body odor is pungent. Their sweat is extremely smelly. Their spit, and all their body fluids, are strong and stinky. Vegetarian people are not so smelly,” Cunningham, who has been a vegetarian for 32 years, and a vegan for 10, told ABC News.com.

Cunningham added that she has dated both meat eaters and vegetarians, but would stick to seeing only vegetarians in the future.

While PETA, (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals), has long advocated people give up meat and go vegetarian, the animal rights group has its misgivings about vegans only sleeping with other vegans.

“Sex is a very effective form of outreach and activism,” said Dan Shannon, a PETA spokesman, and 10-year veteran vegan, who thought meat eaters could be converted by their partners.

Not new but always a South Park CLASSIC.

Merry Fucking Xmas to all!

This guy runs face first through track of florescent lights…Hum nope he’s still not that bright.

It’s fun, funny, stupid, disturbing, painfull and unbelivable. You’ll never need another video for laughing at other people’s misery. Half an hour of pain and destruction. Yes please.

This is how two 12 years old Boy Scout are trying to get a Scout Badge by touching women’s breasts.

Well I did not know that Boob Massage was a new badge… It probably got introduce at the Scout Jamborgy with Fisting and Pubic Hair award.

Anyway those 2 scouts (their scouts name are probably Voyeur Beaver and Playboy Bunny) explained how they use the Internet to do their research. I understand that looking for boobs on Internet was probably really “HARD” for those two 12 years old. As Brian said: “We looked all over the Internet and those are really good” so I believe him.

Now they offer to “examine” your breast to find lumps, they will squeeze the nipple to make sure they don’t feel irregular and hope to find the lump in their pants.

They also have a nice website where you can send in your pics and learn it’s the most important thing you can do for your body.

FreeBreastExam.net

Ladies (only young because old have experience) what are you waiting for? Like they say: Be Prepared! Get topless in Zach’s basement (it’s not a real basement because it has carpets) in order to have your breasts exams by a 12 year old. You never know you might help them find a bump!

They have my Merit badge!

August 6th, 2008 in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.

When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.

Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.

Lets just say this is probably one bad date that Xing will never forget.

Now you know why I called him, the Chinese’ Fucking Steel Man.

Really helpful tips, I didn’t realise my preconception about handling babies are all wrong, I am so grateful and thankful to have these picture advices to teach and enlighten me, so touched.. thank you so much, thank you, master baby handler!!!

Lifting Baby	Nursing Baby	Testing Baby's Bottle
Feeding Baby	Checking Diaper	Changing Diaper
Containing Baby	Bundling Baby	Waking Baby
Fun Games for Baby	Buckling Up Baby	Walking with Baby
Shopping with Baby	Playing with Baby	Exercising Baby
Massaging Baby	Washing Baby	Drying Baby
Helping Baby Teethe	Calming Baby	Stimulating Baby
Bonding with Baby	Making Baby Smile	Introducing to Pets
Clearing Baby's Nose	Putting Baby to Bed	Babyproofing Home
Choosing a Babysitter

Giant cardboard box vortex cannons

Cardboard box vortex cannons are often used to entertain Japanese school children in science class. Because of this exposure to vortex cannons, a viewer requested that the television program Hey! Spring of Trivia, create a gigantic vortex cannon and see if it could blow out candles the same way smaller ones do. This is a two-part entry.

Another Japaneses show where they spin 2 peoples until they get dizzy, then they are ask to engage in boxing other over a pool, winner must swim and then roll in snow.

This is the 2007 Annual Report on Humanity by JibJab.com, in which a group of angels recap all the ridiculous, note-worthy and ridiculously note-worthy events and people of 2007. Britney Spears, Alberto Gonzalez, the iPhone and so much more; this funny video greeting has it all. Happy 2008!

A young girl have discovered her mom secret identity, she’s Santa.

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, ‘I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.’

I said, ‘WHAT??!! What was that?!’

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear…

‘You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.’

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, ‘Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?’

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take, so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, ‘Lets get a pair for each outfit.’

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you… she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, ‘That’s fine, honey.’ She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, ‘I think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier.’

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, ‘No honey, I don’t feel like it.’

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, ‘WHAT?’

I then said, ‘Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.’

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, ‘Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?’

Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either….but at least that bitch knows I’m smarter than her.

What burns more calories, working out or looking at breasts? Brainiac’ Richard Hammond assesses the health benefits of staring at a lady’s chest.

This one is going in my shopping list! A brand new elmo!

Topless table tennis. The title says it all.

Those guys must repeat a phrase a fast as they can or they get slap in the balls.

Look at part 1 here

Episode 2

Michael from Cracked.com is attemping to describes pornographics movies while you masturbate. The experience is somehow not exactly as erotic as is supposed to be. He should let the real professionals handle it. Someone like Bruno B. is able to describes sex scenes like if it’s a hockey game. He is the King! But well it’s a nice attempt for an amateur.

Episode 1

This is the clip of a man with a tail. Yes a tail not a dick! Well yes he probably also have a dick…

A sexy webcam girl in a schoolgirl skirt starts her latest webcam broadcast. But, it soon takes an interesting turn…. Probably fake but still worth watching.