This is the uncensored copy of the video of a skydiving sex stunt performed by Alex Torres (Voodoo), which was originally posted on the blog of pornstar and part-time skydiving instructor Alex Torres, shows him and a woman having sex as they freefall over Kern County, California.

The video have been taken down from his blog but as always I found you a copy. It’s not a great sex video in fact it’s not really explicit at all. I will say PG 13 because you can see tits that is pretty much it, no genitals shown.

This is an obvious viral video attempt to promote the skydiving school. He want to end up on Howard Stern and probably will.

FIA President Max Mosley has been caught on film allegedly taking part in what UK tabloid News of the World has characterized as a “Nazi orgy.” Although we initially thought it was the world’s zaniest April Fool’s joke, we were wrong. Sick and wrong. During the five-hour video, which the tabloid also has in possession (and which we have had a quick clip from up top*) Mosley appears to be both dominated and submitting to the five hookers, who NOTW alleges were dressed both as Nazis and concentration camp prisoners. The 67-year-old, who has been married for 48 years, was at one point whipped so hard that the orgy had to be halted while a bandage was applied to stop his bleeding.

The orgy characterized by NOTW as having a “Nazi theme” took place on Friday at a $4 million apartment-cum-dungeon near Mosley’s home in London’s upscale Chelsea neighborhood.

As President of FIA, Mosley is responsible for overseeing international motor sports, including Formula One. He enjoys a close relationship with F1 Supremo Bernie Ecclestone.

Mosley’s father Oswald was a notorious fascist and Hitler supporter. Max has been controversially linked to his father’s beliefs.

Kicking off the orgy by playing a detainee, Mosley had both his genitals and head inspected for lice, in a way reminiscent to portrayals of incoming concentration camp detainees, before lying to the hookers to purposefully bring about a severe beating. After the session ended, the girls enjoyed a glass of wine. Mosley was offered one as well, but turned it down in favor of a cup of tea. It’s not known what ramifications this will have on Mosley’s career or the sport he governs. [Via News Of The World]

UPDATE:Mosley got to keep his job despite acknowledging he participated in an encounter with sex workers in a basement apartment in London. On top of that, Mosley also headed to the UK courts to claim characterizations of Nazi overtones by NOTW were completely invalid, and even if they were valid, it was done in the privacy of someone else’s home.

UK High Court judge David Eady apparently agreed on both of those counts. In a ruling hailed by the former Archbishop of Canterbury as a ‘dangerous precedent’ undermining public morality, the News of the World must now pay Mosley $120,000 in damages, plus legal costs of an estimated $1.7 million, for making the claim.

The inaugural US Pole Dance Championship was held at Bleecker Street Theater in New York City on March 15th 2009. Around 300 enthusiastic pole fans from all over the US attended the show to watch the nation’s elite pole dancers live on stage.

We’d like to congratulate Jenyne Butterfly, who took home the title of ‘Miss USPDF 2009′. We’d also like to congratulate ‘Miss Trixter’ Sarah Cretul, and ‘Miss Sexy’ Alethea Austin.

US Pole Dance Championship 2010 will be held at Symphony Space Theater inNew York City, Friday March 19th, 2010.

What exactly is Khan Noonien Singh doing in Hustler’s new Star Trek porn movie? And what role does Sasha Grey play? We talked to screenwriter Roger Krypton.

It sounds as though This Ain’t Star Trek XXX will follow the storyline of “Space Seed,” the classic episode which introduced Ricardo Montalban’s Khan. At least somewhat. (Since there have already been porno recreations of “Charley X,” “The Man Trap” and “Where No Man Has Gone Before,” this isn’t quite so surprising.)

The Enterprise finds a ship that’s been floating in space for 200 years, and on board is Khan, in suspended animation. But with him are two sexy alien women — for obvious reasons. And judging from the photo up top, Lieutenant Marla McGivers plays a big role in the story as well, as the woman whom Khan tries to seduce. Khan, coming from an earlier time, is more barbaric, more macho and more “bare-chested” than the civilized Kirk, and he decides to try and take over the Enterprise.

And this is where the story diverges from “Space Seed” considerably.

According to Krypton, “Khan’s method of trying to take over the ship leads to the crewmembers having to engage in sexual situations against their will.” He wouldn’t go into details about this, but check out this work-safe clip of something weird happening to Kirk’s eyes:

Perhaps as a result of Khan’s machinations, Dr. Leonard “Bones” McCoy is forced to have sex with Nurse Christine Chapel, or they’ll both die. “They have a reason where they pretty much have to have sex, it’s a life or death situation,” explains Krypton. (Sadly, Spock doesn’t hook up with Chapel, despite all of the longing glances she gave him throughout the series.) And the film climaxes (so to speak) with a threesome on the Bridge of the Enterprise, between Kirk, Spock and Uhura. Take that, “Plato’s Stepchildren!”

Krypton, obviously a huge Trek nerd, insists that even though Hustler’s porn spoof is over the top and silly, it respects the original show, and tries to convey how these characters would really act in this situation. After all, the original show was quite campy at times, so it’s not that much of a leap. But the movie goes to some lengths to be true to the characters and their history, says Krypton.

There are no green women in the movie, because “putting someone in full body paint is a nightmare in a adult porn video,” says Krypton. It’s almost impossible to avoid having the body paint rub off on the other actor during a sex scene, and there are certain body parts that people might not want to paint green. Hustler did have a green woman in its Munsters porno spoof, and they solved the problem of paint rubbing off on the costar by color-correcting the image afterwards. (The color-correction gave the scene a cartoony look, which worked better for the Munsters than for Star Trek.)

But as we mentioned, there will be two alien babes. One, played by Jenna Hayes, is human-looking apart from her slinky Barbarella-esque outfit. The other is a Vulcan, played by Steven Soderbergh actress Sasha Grey. Grey’s character is struck with a “rare form” of Pon Farr, the Vulcan mating drive, and has to have sex with Captain Kirk in the Transporter Room — she just has to. And for Kirk, this is an opportunity to work out his issues with Vulcans after years of being frustrated with Mr. Spock. He can finally have sex with a Vulcan, but he finds that his frustrations with Vulcan logic persist even during their hookup.

Oh, and Mr. Spock doesn’t have green sperm in this film, unlike in some of the other porn films.

But the answer to the question you’re most anxiously asking — does Kirk look up and scream “Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!” during this film — is yes. He does. And Khan also yells “Kiiiiiiiiirk!” back. By the way, Evan Stone, who plays Kirk, doesn’t consciously do a William Shatner impression. But Stone, according to Krypton, already sounds like Shatner most of the time. He has a “cadence and a dramatic flair” that are quite Shatner-esque. He may ramp it up a bit for this film, but he doesn’t need much to seem Shatnerian.

Krypton is very proud of the high production values in this Trek spoof, which he says stand “head and shoulders” above what’s been done before. (You can see for yourself, with the pics and clip above.) Hustler spent a lot of money on the sets and costumes, trying to make it look as cool as possible, as well as “colorful and fun.” Find out more at Hustler World.

Missy Stone as Khloe Kardassian & Marie McCray get it on in a dungeon below a porn shop.

Veronica Rayne as Kim Kardassian and Aiden Star share Aiden’s boyfriend between each other.

Veronica and Aiden are best friends who share everything including their boyfriend in Keeping it up for the KardASSians.

Nicki Hunter as Kris Kardassian fucks a helpless delivery boy.

Nicki Hunter sucks and fucks in Keeping it up for the KardASSians.

Dylan Rider as Kourtney Kardassian fucks her boyfriend after a fight.

Dylan Ryder takes it deep in Keeping it up for the KardASSians.

Veronica Rayne as Kim Kardassian gets fucked hard by her boy toy RayJ

Veronica Rayne shows off her assets in Keeping it up for the KardASSians.

This is the ONLY way classical music should be played. Listen to it with a box of Kleenex.

I’ve seen many things in my life in the adult industry but a vibrating pussy is a first. Anyone have her name? Her phone number will do too.

Wonderful individual customer service, each transaction is done by hand

You all heard about the world situation, those are HARD times. But a Bank in China is willing to go the extra miles to make sure you give them ALL you got. They will give you a hand to help you get some relieved out of all your HARD moments and they will even PAY you for the trouble. They offer wonderful individual customer service, making sure each transaction is done by hand not with a computer. They want to make sure you will be Cumming again and again.

This is how it works: first you need to go for a health check, then 4 days prior your visit to the “free-hand-job-then-get-paid-paradise” you must abstain from sex and masturbation. You can go 4-5 times a month, and each time you will get maximum 3 hand jobs. You will also get paid RMB200 ( US$30 ) at the end of each session for your kindness.

Before you ask, I don’t know if it’s possible to make mouth deposits.

They will give you a hand, making sure they get all you've got

Address for whoever wants to give it a go: No 145 Shan Dong Zhong Lu, Ren Ji Hospital, Building 1, 7th FL, near Fu Zhou Lu, Shanghai, China.

It was only a matter before someone took Hollywood’s hottest technology, 3D, and brought it to the Valley. Today we find out that Tommy Gunn, AVN’s Male Performer of the Year in 2007 is releasing Cummin’ At You! 3D.

Gunn utilized the same technology that was seen in films like Beowulf, Journey to the Center of the Earth and most recently My Bloody Valentine 3D to bring us three dimensional porn. Because documenting the sexual escapades of pizza delivery guys, pool boys and vice presidential candidates should not be constrained to two dimensions.

And they’re not stopping at 3D, our hero Mr. Gunn, took the latest Hi-Def 3D film production technology and combined it with a unique interactive experience to create “Cummin’ at You 3D,” the first ever “adult interactive DVD shot in stereoscopic 3D.” Watching the movie you can switch the point of view, or, as they say, “choose your own adventure”. So you can watch from the point of view of Sindee Jennings as Tommy Gunn gets about his work (he does 260 scenes a year apparently), or vice versa, in a tech twist, “choose a third person POV with ADVENTURE RANDOMIZER for a completely unique & random experience every time”.

To some, adding another item, 3D glasses, to your already robust porn watching checklist may not sound like the best idea. If you find yourself in that camp, fear not. The film’s press release points out:

“Recent developments in consumer electronics will allow the next generation of TVs to have three-dimensional technology built into them so that the viewer does not have to ruin their personal style by wearing unattractive cardboard glasses. The DVD will be encoded to work with these high-end 3D home theatre systems, but it will also work with a standard TV, projection, LCD or Plasma screens with the included 3D glasses.”

It’s also claimed that the movie has been produced to work with the next generation of TVs that are 3D-enabled, so the ‘ThrustVision’ (hmm, should I trademark that?) is future proofed! Allegedly.

The DVD’s trailer, which is not at all safe for work (unless your job involves watching 3D porn), can be viewed here. To enjoy the trailer’s 3Dness, though, you’ll need to find yourself a pair of those blue/amber 3D glasses. Thanks to the Monsters vs. Aliens 3D trailer that air during Super Bowl, 125 million pairs of 3D glasses are being distributed through grocery, drug, and discount stores in anticipation. The irony, DreamWorks Animation indirectly has a hand in taking porn 3D.

In other 3D porn-related news, Hong Kong filmaker Stephen Shiu announced on Sunday that he would be making “the world’s first pornographic movie in 3D,” a $4 million flick titled “3D Sex and Zen.” But Shiu doesn’t even plan on shooting the film until April and has admitted that it’s been hard to find a male lead “who is willing to undress in front of the camera.” Shiu says, “It’s a lot more difficult to find an actor than an actress for this kind of movie.”

Gunn’s DVD, however, was scheduled to hit shelves (shelves that are somewhere out of the reach of children, behind swinging saloon doors) sometime in March but is looking more like April. Seems like the Hong Kong filmmaker spoke too soon on that whole, “first 3D porn” thing. USA: first to put a man on the moon, first to bring porn to 3D. USA! USA! USA!

One last thing, the tagline of the movie -” Remember, everything is bigger in 3D, especially when it’s “Cummin’ At You!”. Nice.

A while back, PETA, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, made all the “weird news” columns in the US by suggesting that Ben & Jerry’s should use breast milk, like the kind your mum fed you from her mum tits, instead of cow milk. What crazy nuts! What a shocking idea! WRONG.

It is a FACT that breast milk is healthier for you than cow milk. In case you’re still dubious towards imbibing of le lait de teton, we forced our friend Patrick to do a taste test: Breast-milk cupcakes vs. some regular old cow-milk cupcakes. He was hesitant, but we were like, “Suck it up, wimp!” And we went on, “Don’t you think it’s weird that humans are the only mammals who still drink milk as adults? And not even our own, but baby fluid for a whole other species? Did you ever think about the fact that we’ve mutated our own stomachs in order to be able to digest bovine baby fluid, Four-Eyes?” And then Patrick went, “Let’s eat these cupcakes, by Christ!”

After quietly chewing for a few minutes, he whispered, “I… I can’t tell any difference at all.” But we said, “No, you have to choose one.” So he held up the cupcake in his right hand and said, “This one is vaguely tastier.” And guess what, it was the boobcake! Breast milk officially wins! And just in case you’re still dubious, we found and interviewed a BREAST-MILK EXPERT who confirmed what we already know: That we are smarter than you.

US: Hello nutritionist and breast milk specialist Elisabeth Kylberg. Can adults benefit from breast milk like babies do?

Elisabeth Kylberg: I think that adults shouldn’t drink milk at all, whether it’s human or cow milk. It’s food for babies. Cheese and yogurt, on the other hand, are good for us. Still, the longer women breast-feed, the smaller risk they run of getting breast and ovarian cancer. I wouldn’t be surprised if breast milk is one day used as a medicine—it’s been proved to kill cancer without even damaging the afflicted cells.

US: So what’s healthier for us to drink, cow or human milk?

Elisabeth Kylberg: Definitely human milk, but I don’t think there’s a market for it.

US: Is it possible to lactate without actually getting pregnant?

Elisabeth Kylberg: There have been several cases of women who’ve adopted babies and breast-fed them, or grandmothers who breast-fed the baby if the mother passed away. In most cases, they weren’t able to produce the same amount of milk as women who were pregnant, but if you stimulate the breast with a baby sucking on it, for example, it will eventually start producing milk. Even men can start producing milk after heavy breast stimulation, but their milk is not as nutritional.

US: So if we survived a plane crash and were left on a desert island, or in the Andes like in that movie Alive, we could actually survive on our own milk?

Elisabeth Kylberg: Ha ha, for a while maybe.

In 2006 I made a post about a young girl doing some pretty average lip-syncing to the song Crush by Jennifer Page, read Lalita Dancing and Lip-Synching for more.

Well her name is Lalita Chica and I got a few requests lately by some dudes that wanted to know if I had more videos of her. Well yes I do and here they are.

Lalita stripping to Kylie Minogue’s, Slow.

In a schoolgirl skirt, tie, boots and a wet t-shirt, to Paula Cole’s Feeling Love.

A montage of a couple of her movies with new music.

She also has a MySpace page.

There’s a Yahoo Group called FanLalita.

Enjoy your old jailbait dude.

You know that you can pratice safe sex by having only anal sex ? But do you know about the new safe sex trend? It’s the Belly Fucking! Look like fat chicks like it too…

I think all men have a glimmer of hope that when we are in our 70′s and starting to need a little assistance around the house, that we might get a nice hot nurse to come and take care of us. Some fantasy’s might even include a little happy time when being helped into bed or getting your sponge bath, but these are just fantasy’s and can’t possibly come true… right?

74 Year-Old Japanese Porn Star Still Going

Well for 74 year-old Shigeo Tokuda, this is a reality that happens more often than you would think. That’s because Shigeo is actually a 74 year-old porn star who sometimes performs in roles where he is an elderly man in a home, when a hot nurse who is there to help him out gives him a little more help than normal.

74 year-old Shigeo Tokuda

“Lately I’m also starring as the main actor in a porn series set in a senior-care home. The girl that I’m costarring with might play my son’s wife, a daughter of a relative that I happen to be looking after, or a helper at one of the care homes.” It all started over 20 years ago, when Shigeo wanted to buy a porn video and was embarrassed to purchase it at an adult store. He went to the production company itself and over time became friends with the director. Shigeo has since performed in over 250 adult films during his over 14 years in the porn film industry. Although you would think it is the sex that keeps Shigeo coming back for film after film, it is actually the role playing and acting that turns him on the most.

This is a HARD Job...

“I mentioned before that I like films that are set up like TV dramas. This is partly because I’ve always had the desire to turn into all sorts of different people. So personally, I don’t get off just having sex with somebody. I continue working in this industry not because I like starring in adult films, but because I am given the opportunity to act in various roles. The appeal for me is in the fact that I can play different people, not that I can boast about my acting skills. Consequently, most of the films that I’m in have a proper plot and narrative.” Shigeo has plans to continue making more adult films until he feels his health and age become an issue. “Right now I don’t have any illnesses, so I guess I’ll keep watching my health and at least try to go on until I’m 80 [laughs].”

See more of Shigeo Tokuda movies
73 Years Old Erogotoshi	Tokuda Show: Erina Misaki	Tokuda Show: Satsuki Mochida

Dita Von Teese (real name Heather Sweet) Burlesque and Fetish Star, the former wife of goth rocker Marilyn Manson romps with a leggy beauty with a sex toy.

Yes a kinky lesbian explicit clip (shot before she rose to fame?), surface sometimes ago.

So far I could only find that small preview. Email me if you have more.

IBM Researchers and Dolores Labs did an interesting crowdsourcing experiment with amazon.com’s Mechanical Turk.

They showed men and women a body image with a random point highlighted. Would they like to touch their lover there, and separately, would they want to be touched there?

30,000 point ratings aggregate into a heat map of desire – interesting in isolation and in contrast across scenarios.

Here you see where each gender desires to be touched. Not too surprising.

But when you compare to where their lovers think they want to be touched, a few subtle differences emerge, providing guidance. For men, dingle and dangle could use a bit more attention. For women, the back of the neck is more sensual than you might imagine. Otherwise, you probably know where to go.

You can do other Fleshmap pair-wise comparisons here.

Across the straight/bisexual/gay gender matrix, the group least interested in being touched, on average: straight men. Go figure. But the other men bring the overall male average higher than the overall female average. Even older men (over 50) have higher scores than the most desirous female cohort –the 20-30 year olds. (from Dolores Blog)

All good food for thought as I depart for Utah…

I’m not sure if this clip is part the Japanese Orgy DVD but it’s still really nice.

You can join Hustler’s Asian Fever website to get the whole movie.

Being licks by pigs, is it pleasure or torture? I also wonder if it’s an adult gameshow or a kid show? You never know.

World Record in Japan: Largest Orgy

Japan has successfully set a new world record. Having 250 men and 250 women who commensed to have sex in the same place at the same time, completing the world biggest orgy ever!

The Orgy was held in a warehouse with a professional camera crew taking pictures and recording the entire event, which was pretty hot and sticky.

Imagine what it must be like to come stumbling across a room filled with 500 people having oral sex and screwing their brains out. Not to bad a way to end your day huh?

It all seemed a little too organized for our personally liking but leave it to the Japanese to accomplish a goal. Especially if it had anything to do with naked women and sex.

The entire event was actually filmed and available for purchase on DVD. Here is a picture of the cover:

You can join Hustler’s Asian Fever website to get the whole movie.

Emma Watson (known as Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter movies) upskirt & pussy shot of her see thru panties taken in London on her 18th birthday party at Automat restaurant in Mayfair.

Just when you thought you’ve seen everything… BAM! Video quality is poor, but then again just how much quality do you need when looking at fake pubic hair.

Topless table tennis. The title says it all.

I’m starting a brand new series of clips… Japanese Clips! Why? I’ve seen many sick crazy shit in my life but Japanese always found ways to surprise me. Yes they have a lot of cheap porn with hairy pussy, small blurry dicks and small tits but they also have some nasty alien monsters with 8 dicks raping shoolgirls! Can our aliens do that? I think not. They can only kill cows or abduct some druken white trash in the middle of nowhere to test anal probes.

My first clip, a Japanese TV Station

The Bodybouncer seems to be an awsome new sex toy. You must watch the video below, buy it and leave me a detailed message (with pictures please) on how this novelty changed your sex life.

That will make me slow down!

Paris Hilton the Hilton’s heir brat. She is not good looking (but she think she is), she is blonde (and stupid) she dated every possible young single multi-millions fortune heir she could find (preferably greek) and made lame sex videos with her then-boyfriend Rick Salomon.

The tape was leaked onto the Internet shortly after The Simple Life debuted. Then in 2004 it was released as a DVD titled 1 Night in Paris. This is the 36 minutes that was released on the Internet and by watching it we could learned one really important thing about Paris… She is terrible in bed. She don’t know how to SUCK and FUCK.

Please Paris, look at porno to learn how to do it but don’t make any other sex tape. Please!

You will not believe what happens in this interview in Toronto when a women is ask about if people should speak english and french in Canada.

Lalita just finished another lip-sync video and it’s her best lip-sync video of all time. Lip-synching to Crush by Jennifer Page, Lalita is now the internet most popular lip-syncer. Granted she might not have the entire song memorized yet but at least she’s into it.