Shopping List Ideas: The perfect gift idea for economic recession

Still wandering what to give for Christmas this year? It’s not an easy one, with the economic recession everyone is trying to work with a tight budget.

Still your kids are asking you for Guitar Hero 5 but you don’t have money? I have the PERFECT gift for you. It’s called: an Air Guitar! It’s cheap, easy to play, unbreakable, does not required batteries.

Air Guitar for Xmas

If you want to invest a bit (around 20$) you can go with a Guitar Hero Air Guitar kit.

You want to go with the Band kit? You can also have Air Drum.

If you sing, the Air Singing.

What are you waiting for? Start your Air Band now and you may end up on national TV or even in front on thousand of peoples in Finland for the World Championship.

If you can’t find any Air Guitar in your local store, you can buy it directly from me for only 1.99$ Canadian (it’s $1.87 USD)! Yes an ORIGINAL Air Guitar for only 1.99$ or the combo Air Guitar + Air Drum for only 2.99$ and the full Air Band Kit including guitar, drum, vocal and bass for a super low price of 4.99$!! FREE SHIPPING Worldwide in less then 30 seconds.

Good luck to you and Merry Christmas!

Posted: December 21st, 2009 by Kat Path
Filled Under: Hobbies, Laugh Your Ass Off, Must See Shit, Shop 'Till You Drop
With Tags: air guitar, children toy, christmas, christmas shopping, commercial, economic recession, funny, gift idea, guitar hero, guitar kit, merry christmas, perfect gift, shopping list, tight budget
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Grills to Cook Babies and Body Part Roaster

Somebody’s having a little fun in the Website management department at Sears. Found in the Human Cooking section and the Grills to Cook Babies and More subsection is the Body Part Roaster. Mmm, baby! TMZ first reported the goof, which listed any grill under “Human Cooking”. Here’s a link to the page that Sears quickly fixed. And here’s what it looked like for a brief period yesterday:

Sears Human Cooking Grill

There might have just been a bit of space dust on the website, however. It really meant to say “Grills to Cook for Babies and More”. You know, cause it’s a cooking website! And despite the quick fix, you can still Google it:

Sears Cooking at Google

Posted: August 28th, 2009 by Kat Path
Filled Under: Laugh Your Ass Off, Shop 'Till You Drop
With Tags: babies, body part, commercial, funny, human cooking, sears, shopping
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More BANG for your bucks!

Those purchasing a vehicle at Max Motors in Butler Missouri will receive an AK-47 assault rifle with their purchase during the month of August.

This is the second consecutive year the dealership has given away vouchers for a firearm as part of a sales promotion.

The logo at Mark Muller’s dealership is a nod to his feelings about guns – with an old west caricature pointing two pistols at those who pass by. He said it’s a nod to what he calls “big city” ways.

“We really are different than the big city dealers,” Muller said.

The actual promotion gives those who buy a vehicle a voucher redeemable at a gun shop for the $450 dollars it costs to get an AK-47.

“That way it separates you from anything bad that could happen,” Muller said. “We’ll put it in the hands of professionals who do this every day.”

The AK-47 ups the ante on a promotion Muller did last year, giving away vouchers for the price of the Caltec pistol. Muller proudly shows off the same pistol he carries in his pocket.

“We already did handguns,” Muller said. “Let’s do something more fun — AKs. You ever shot an AK? Oh, they’re a blast.”

Muller said he knows people are bound to be bothered by the promotion, even in his small city locale, people like Gabe Johnston.

“I would not encourage people to get an AK-47,” Gabe Johnston, of Jasper, Mo., said. “I’m fine with a rifle. But maybe not assault rifles … I don’t see the purpose of those guns.”

Muller said the purpose of any gun is protection — and at Max Motors, selling cars. “We get a lot of press out of these kind of promotion,” Muller said. “We sell a lot of cars. And we have a lot of fun.”

Muller says last year’s promotion, which also offered the option of $250 gas cards, sold 35 more cars than usual.

This year’s promotion is guns only, though Muller said customers can spend the voucher on a less expensive model, like a hunting rifle, or towards a more expensive one, like an AR-15 if they wanted to buy American.

Posted: August 28th, 2009 by Kat Path
Filled Under: Fucking Tastic Stories, Must See Shit, Shop 'Till You Drop
With Tags: ak-47, ak47, assault rifle, assault rifles, car, cars, commercial, firearm, handguns, mark muller, max motors, sales promotion, shopping, vehicule
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Sloche 10th Anniversery: It taste funny!

Sloche is a frozen beverage sold by the convenience store chain Couche-Tard, mostly in the province of Quebec, Canada. While it is similar in concept to the traditional Slush Puppie, Sloche has gathered much publicity through an aggressive (and sometimes controversial) marketing campaign. The oversized Sloche plastic cups are covered with humorous slogans such as: “No animal has tasted this product before you”, “A good source of crushed ice”. It is also Quebec’s equivalent to Icee, which is only sold in the United States, English Canada and Mexico.

All Sloche flavor names are humorous and often gross, a marketing decision aimed at pleasing a mostly teenager crowd. The brand mission was described as: “To satisfy their need for sensory gratification and protest against authority, parents and society.”

As for the product itself; Couche Tard invested over 1 millions dollars to came up with the perfect Slush, with colors that are vivid and a taste much sweeter and intense that of Slush Puppy. But the biggest improvement they made, was the overall quality, Slush have an intense taste at first and quickly you end up with simply melting crushed ice. Well Sloche is a perfect product, it taste the same up to the last drop and ice take more time to melt. It cost more but is by far a better product.

I’m talking about Sloche because their latest ad campaign featuring clowns, is their most controversial to date. You to judge.

Sloche 10th Anniversary – It taste funny (Butcher)

Sloche 10th Anniversary – It taste funny (Shredder)

Cheddar Tropical (Tropical Cheddar) Net

Cheddar Tropical (Tropical Cheddar) Darts

Cheddar Tropical (Tropical Cheddar) Hole

Gadoue (Dirty melted snow) Tasting

Gadoue (Dirty melted snow) Filling

Goudron Sauvage (Wild Tar)

Liposuccion (Liposuction)

Swompe (Swamp) Frog

Swompe (Swamp) Firefly