Still wandering what to give for Christmas this year? It’s not an easy one, with the economic recession everyone is trying to work with a tight budget.

Still your kids are asking you for Guitar Hero 5 but you don’t have money? I have the PERFECT gift for you. It’s called: an Air Guitar! It’s cheap, easy to play, unbreakable, does not required batteries.

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If you sing, the Air Singing.

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Good luck to you and Merry Christmas!

Somebody’s having a little fun in the Website management department at Sears. Found in the Human Cooking section and the Grills to Cook Babies and More subsection is the Body Part Roaster. Mmm, baby! TMZ first reported the goof, which listed any grill under “Human Cooking”. Here’s a link to the page that Sears quickly fixed. And here’s what it looked like for a brief period yesterday:

There might have just been a bit of space dust on the website, however. It really meant to say “Grills to Cook for Babies and More”. You know, cause it’s a cooking website! And despite the quick fix, you can still Google it:

Those purchasing a vehicle at Max Motors in Butler Missouri will receive an AK-47 assault rifle with their purchase during the month of August.

This is the second consecutive year the dealership has given away vouchers for a firearm as part of a sales promotion.

The logo at Mark Muller’s dealership is a nod to his feelings about guns – with an old west caricature pointing two pistols at those who pass by. He said it’s a nod to what he calls “big city” ways.

“We really are different than the big city dealers,” Muller said.

The actual promotion gives those who buy a vehicle a voucher redeemable at a gun shop for the $450 dollars it costs to get an AK-47.

“That way it separates you from anything bad that could happen,” Muller said. “We’ll put it in the hands of professionals who do this every day.”

The AK-47 ups the ante on a promotion Muller did last year, giving away vouchers for the price of the Caltec pistol. Muller proudly shows off the same pistol he carries in his pocket.

“We already did handguns,” Muller said. “Let’s do something more fun — AKs. You ever shot an AK? Oh, they’re a blast.”

Muller said he knows people are bound to be bothered by the promotion, even in his small city locale, people like Gabe Johnston.

“I would not encourage people to get an AK-47,” Gabe Johnston, of Jasper, Mo., said. “I’m fine with a rifle. But maybe not assault rifles … I don’t see the purpose of those guns.”

Muller said the purpose of any gun is protection — and at Max Motors, selling cars. “We get a lot of press out of these kind of promotion,” Muller said. “We sell a lot of cars. And we have a lot of fun.”

Muller says last year’s promotion, which also offered the option of $250 gas cards, sold 35 more cars than usual.

This year’s promotion is guns only, though Muller said customers can spend the voucher on a less expensive model, like a hunting rifle, or towards a more expensive one, like an AR-15 if they wanted to buy American.

Sloche is a frozen beverage sold by the convenience store chain Couche-Tard, mostly in the province of Quebec, Canada. While it is similar in concept to the traditional Slush Puppie, Sloche has gathered much publicity through an aggressive (and sometimes controversial) marketing campaign. The oversized Sloche plastic cups are covered with humorous slogans such as: “No animal has tasted this product before you”, “A good source of crushed ice”. It is also Quebec’s equivalent to Icee, which is only sold in the United States, English Canada and Mexico.

All Sloche flavor names are humorous and often gross, a marketing decision aimed at pleasing a mostly teenager crowd. The brand mission was described as: “To satisfy their need for sensory gratification and protest against authority, parents and society.”

As for the product itself; Couche Tard invested over 1 millions dollars to came up with the perfect Slush, with colors that are vivid and a taste much sweeter and intense that of Slush Puppy. But the biggest improvement they made, was the overall quality, Slush have an intense taste at first and quickly you end up with simply melting crushed ice. Well Sloche is a perfect product, it taste the same up to the last drop and ice take more time to melt. It cost more but is by far a better product.

I’m talking about Sloche because their latest ad campaign featuring clowns, is their most controversial to date. You to judge.

Sloche 10th Anniversary – It taste funny (Butcher)

Sloche 10th Anniversary – It taste funny (Shredder)

Cheddar Tropical (Tropical Cheddar) Net

Cheddar Tropical (Tropical Cheddar) Darts

Cheddar Tropical (Tropical Cheddar) Hole

Gadoue (Dirty melted snow) Tasting

Gadoue (Dirty melted snow) Filling

Goudron Sauvage (Wild Tar)

Liposuccion (Liposuction)

Swompe (Swamp) Frog

Swompe (Swamp) Firefly

Remember: Never Fuck where you Eat and Never Eat what you Fucked.

A new BlackBerry Storm ad has been making the rounds recently. It literally takes a direct shot at RIM’s fierce rival, Apple. While many online outlets incorrectly reported this as an official RIM ad, in reality it’s just a so-called "spec" spot used to boost a New York-based creative shop’s business. Nevertheless, it single-handedly puts Microsoft’s multi-million dollar marketing campaign to a shame. If RIM had the guts to air this, it could take the fight to Apple’s turf.

If you see the new ad by New York City-based creative shop dubbed Guava, you’d be forgiven for thinking the BlackBerry maker suddenly decided to take the battle to Apple’s own turf. After all, following more than one and a half years of sales, Apple’s iPhone is still a success story and RIM would like to remove it from the market. At one point, during the quarter when iPhone 3G hit the market, unit sales countered those of RIM, a small and symbolic but nevertheless an important victory. Combined sales of RIM devices have picked up in the meantime and are now ahead of the iPhone.

The ad in question is nothing but a so-called spec spot that is part of the agency’s show reel designed to attract new clients. It was obviously convincing enough to fool many online news outlets that reported it as an official RIM ad, but we were able to confirm that it is just a spec ad.

Designed to show Apple who’s boss, the ad cleverly plays on fruit sub context of both Apple and BlackBerry trade names. It starts with a nice, juicy red apple rotating slowly on the screen when a gun shot suddenly cracks the silence. With Pink Floyd Echoes playing in the background, a blackberry "bullet" suddenly blasts a hole through apple in glorious super-slow motion fashion. In the end, the blackberry continues on undaunted, not even phased after ripping the apple’s innards to shreds. How symbolic.

While it could take ad wars to the next level adding a little spice, it is unlikely to happen given RIM’s conservative approach toward advertising. Many companies have also found out the hard way that countering Apple’s aggressive tongue-in-cheek marketing tactics (one of its strongest weapon against rivals) is often a gargantuan if not impossible, task.

With that in mind, we give this one two thumbs up as it serves as great example that brave ideas like this, while costing probably peanuts in comparison, will still stick in consumer’s minds longer and more effectively than the message of a safe, ambiguous, look-like-everybody else advertisement. Microsoft’s multi-million dollar marketing blitz all but confused us with that series of Jerry Seinfeld and I am PC ads, but still also sticks in our minds it’s just filed under the "Huh?" category.

Pets that licks and gets you wet… We probably can find a few use for them.

This is a pedophile dream toy.

This is the staff meeting about the Oozinator, yes please.

Old funny commercial, a must watch.

I always thought that Quidditch was a guy thing, chasing small balls sitting on a stick and trying to put bigger ones on a hole. According to the following, it seems that ladies enjoy playing Quidditch way more then what was suspected… Especially if using the Nimbus 2000 vibrating broom. Girls playing with the broom gets wet, moan and scream for more.

Interesting, but then why only male play Quidditch? Is Harry loving to sit on something that vibrate?

Did you know you can loose weight with AYDS?

Hayakita's Styrofoam Snowmen

Snow… what would winter be without it? That’s the question enterprising entrepreneurs in the northern Japanese farming town of Hayakita considered when wondering how to boost business in what’s normally the off-season. Located in the hinterlands of Abira county in Hokkaido, Japan’s northernmost large island, Hayakita has seized on a very enterprising way to create both interest and income from their most abundant natural resource: snow.

A snowman year-round, delivered

The essence of the plan is simple – pack snow into styrofoam snowmen and send them via the post office to folks in warmer climes who place orders online or at their own local post offices.

The costs are 4,000 yen (about $45) for 45cm (18-inch) tall Snowman “A” and 5,000 yen (about $55) for 55cm (22-inch) tall Snowman “B”, which may seem pricey but all taxes and delivery charges are included.

With more than 65,000 units shipped since 1986, Hayakita’s entrepreneurial villagers seem to have achieved success with a concept that some say wouldn’t stand a snowball’s chance in hell!

All is not rosy, however – Abira is suffering an unusual shortfall of snow this year, perhaps due to global warming – which has forced the Hayakita Yukidaruma-kai snowman group to source fresh snow from the town of Yubari. The organization is distributing snowman (in Japanese, “yuki-daruma) kits to villagers who fill them in Yubari, then bring them back to Hayakita for distribution through the post office.

65,000 units shipped since 1986

“A snowman year-round, delivered” is Hayakita Yukidaruma-kai’s motto. Just imagine the excitement of children living in Japan’s tropical southern areas, waking up to a real snowman and perhaps touching snow for the very first time. Now that’s cool!

Jumpin’ Jammerz foot pajamas for adults come in a wide array of styles for both men and women. But it is really the “men” part of this that is truly disturbing. If I think about it, a drop seat could be useful to stay warm in the winter while I take care of business… Visit Jumpin Jammerz for more.

Jumpin' Jammerz

Removable Kitchen Sink

Does “You pack everything but the kitchen sink!” sound familiar? Well, now you can truly take it all with you now that a company called Hughie has developed a removable version.

Portable Kitchen Sink

With Green being the big trend for 2009 and into the future, Hughie of Australia has designed a cool new product to address the current water shortage down under. The award-winning Removable Kitchen Sink by Hughie is a must for today’s modern culture of conservation. Dubbed “Product of the Year 2008” the Sink works on the principle of waste-water recycling. The removable sink captures 80% of the grey water that would normally be wasted down the drain, allowing you to put it to good use in the garden or for countless other applications around the house.The eco-friendly sink is lightweight and features a sturdy handle and a versatile design that fits most any kitchen sink.

But beyond the kitchen, the portable sink also comes in handy for water conservation when bathing pets, to collect rainwater, or for use in the laundry tub or in the shower. Take it with you on your boating, fishing and camping excursions for an easy, plumbing-free way to reuse your water. The removable sink is available in a range of stylish colors, and includes an integrated plug and pourer. Topping it all off, the sink is made from environmentally friendly biodegradable plastic.

The Hughie Sink retails for $25.

Wide-eyed and not-so-innocent?

Anyone who’s seen Japanese comics, cartoon videos or anime art is instantly struck by the common look of the girls – big eyes that, by making the rest of the face look small, add the cuteness and sex appeal prized by many Japanese men. Since no amount of cosmetic surgery will make actual human eyes larger, some girls are trying another way to up their cute quotient: extra-wide contact lenses!

These are no ordinary contacts – they’re not only tinted, but tinted prominently in the extra-wide outer ring. The result is the appearance of a bigger, wider iris.

To quote the sales copy, “Wanna get big, watery shiny eyes without any surgery? CRAVE AND ENVY NO MORE!”

Geo Anime Lenses Series

The extra-wide contact lenses are made by a variety of companies including Geo and Dueba, and cost in the $30-$50 per pair range. It seems they’re not just cosmetic – send in your prescription and the lenses will be made to order.

Japan has come out with another wild, sexy, and edgy fashion trend with these Bikini Jeans that act as both underwear and jeans.

Sandra Tanimura, a Sanna designer, created these jeans after customers mentioned that had a hard time keeping their low cut jeans up.

“We specialize in making low-rise trousers and our customers wanted them to get even lower. It was very difficult meeting these demands without the trousers falling down. I came up with the idea of using the bikini strings to let the trousers hang really low without falling,” she added.

Shots of the jeans on a Japanese television show

You can purchase these jeans from Sanna’s Shop for about $88.

Sometimes I just wish I lived in Japan again…

...But not when the trends hit everyone.

Beers, boats, dude time, wunder boning. When did fishing get so awesome?

This one is going in my shopping list! A brand new elmo!

Inflatable outdoor movie screen

This xmas I want to share with you my shopping list ideas for all the weird and must have gadgets. Here’s the first one, a inflatable outdoor movie screen! Invite your friends over for a cold beer and a good game! Also available without the Mickey ears

Disney Outdoor Movie Screen Airblown Inflatable, 14′

Features & Specifications

Bring all your favorite movies, games and slide shows to the BIG screen with a touch of Disney magic! This Airblown Inflatable Movie Screen includes everything you need for easy set-up and self-inflates in seconds. Plus, it has the familiar Mickey Mouse ears! Model # 39117-32.

• Self-inflates in seconds
• Includes stakes, tethers, spare fuse, AC adapter and storage bag
• Disney themed with Mickey Mouse ears
• Ideal for birthday parties
• Great for use outdoors
• 14′ wide, 11′ tall, 120″ diagonal

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