WTF is this? It look like a Boob Machine… but why? This is disturbing.

Each girl is given a 15cm long by 5cm wide ice cylinder with an olive in the middle. They can only use their body to melt the ice and free the olive. This is why I miss college.

Triumph Lingerie in Japan, are finally making eco-friendly underwear. Apparently their new solar powered bra is a must for the energy-saving female. The only problem is that clothes can’t be worn over it. Wait… is that a problem? Other kooky designs include the ‘husband hunting bra’ and the one which is decorated with fake food and has a pouch to carry your chopsticks in.

Obviously this video is solid enough what with all the giant condoms being blown up to help the fans sing some chant song. But it’s that the guy filming this this is American.

You keep hearing him say “wonderful” towards the end. I assume his love for the Japanese mirrors mine. Only this guy is well ahead of me because he actually made the trip there.

Tell you what readers, if you each send me a buck and fund my trip, I will go on Japan and make 10 amazing videos to post on this site.

Deal?

A fourteen-year-old boy was killed after the chair he was sitting on exploded, propelling sharp chair parts into his rectum, causing extensive bleeding, which he succumbed to before medical attention could stem the flow.

The accident occurred when the boy was alone, sitting on the chair (which was for PC use); he managed to overcome the pain and call his father, who summoned an ambulance, but it took an hour to get him to hospital, by which time it was too late for him.

The chair in question was a standard gas cylinder type, where the height is regulated by an adjustable cylinder containing highly pressurized gas, and it was this which exploded, sending high velocity chair parts into the posterior of the unfortunate youth.

The illustrated chair shows the severity of such a cylinder malfunction

In fact, it seems a spate of such incidents were reported at the hospital – 3 such injuries caused by exploding chairs were reported this month, perhaps indicating an influx of poorly manufactured chairs into the area. In 2007 a similar accident also propelled a 20cm part into the rear of a 68-year-old man, who suffered a severe 5cm wound; he survived.

We do not hear where the chair parts in question were made, though of course with the accident occurring in China it is likely there that they were made.

Three factors are implicated in such accidents:

1. The gas in the cylinder is contaminated with gases other than nitrogen.
2. The materials used in the cylinder are deficient, reducing the durability of the part.
3. The cylinder is not completely airtight.
Oil based hydraulic devices are said to be safer, but most such chairs on the market today use gas cylinders; naturally these tend to be made in China, where this accident occurred.

The boy in question weighed 80kg (certainly a fair amount for a 14-year-old Asian youth), which might have been a factor (though this will not reassure heavier framed non-Asian adults); it is suggested that using such chairs without placing excessive pressure on the cylinder is advisable – otherwise sitting on a steel plate might help.

This is Ping Pong a la Matrix.

A Chinese Chevrolet Captiva owner is angry that her SUV is going to be towed so she gets into her car, starts the engine, and begins driving off…while pulling the tow truck with her. You never know when driving a big SUV may come handy.

Wonderful individual customer service, each transaction is done by hand

You all heard about the world situation, those are HARD times. But a Bank in China is willing to go the extra miles to make sure you give them ALL you got. They will give you a hand to help you get some relieved out of all your HARD moments and they will even PAY you for the trouble. They offer wonderful individual customer service, making sure each transaction is done by hand not with a computer. They want to make sure you will be Cumming again and again.

This is how it works: first you need to go for a health check, then 4 days prior your visit to the “free-hand-job-then-get-paid-paradise” you must abstain from sex and masturbation. You can go 4-5 times a month, and each time you will get maximum 3 hand jobs. You will also get paid RMB200 ( US$30 ) at the end of each session for your kindness.

Before you ask, I don’t know if it’s possible to make mouth deposits.

They will give you a hand, making sure they get all you've got

Address for whoever wants to give it a go: No 145 Shan Dong Zhong Lu, Ren Ji Hospital, Building 1, 7th FL, near Fu Zhou Lu, Shanghai, China.

Welcome to the best bits of Most Extreme Elimination Challenge (MXC), a funny American re-dubbing of the Japanese gameshow Takeshi’s Castle.

Useless but funny

I happen to really like Asian girls and their weird straight pubes, but that’s a story for another time. This is some weird lubed up Japanese bikini girl Slip-n-Slide….. Heaven

A man under indictment for murdering a woman and mutilating her body at his Tokyo apartment last year has pleaded guilty to the charges saying he intended to make her his sex slave.

“There is nothing wrong with the charges against me. They are all correct,” said Takanori Hoshijima, 34, a former temporary worker, as he entered his plea during his first hearing at the Tokyo District Court on Tuesday 13th January.

Since his defense counsel will not argue about his ability to be held responsible for his crime, the focal point at issue during his trial is whether there is room for leniency.

During the hearing, Hoshijima told the court that he suffered serious burns to both of the legs in his childhood.

“I’ve given up any hope to date a woman because I feared that they would feel sick (when they saw me),” he said when describing his motives behind the abduction of the victim, 23-year-old Rurika Tojo.

“I thought nobody would like my burns. I wanted to make a woman my sex slave and obedient pet,” he said in a small voice in response to a question by a prosecutor.

Hoshijima broke into Tojo’s apartment in Koto-ku, which was on the same floor as his room, immediately after she came home on April 18, 2008, to abduct her, according to prosecutors. He then allegedly threatened her with a kitchen knife and forced her into his apartment.

He unsuccessfully attempted to rape her in his room. After a police officer came searching for the woman, he decided to kill her in a bid to cover up his crime.

According to the written indictment, Hoshijima forced Tojo into his apartment with the aim of sexually assaulting her on the night of April 18 and stabbed her to death with a kitchen knife. Between April 19 and May 1, he allegedly mutilated the body with a saw and other tools, flushed some of them down the toilet and dumped others of them in the apartment’s garbage space.

Fragments of Tojo’s bones were found in nearby sewer lines. Police checked Hoshijima’s apartment on April 19, but could not find Tojo.

Hoshijima was first arrested in May on suspicion of breaking into Tojo’s apartment after his fingerprints were detected there.

His defense lawyer said his murder was not premeditated, noting that he had only intended to sexually assault her. The lawyer also claimed that he deeply regrets his crime, adding that he unsuccessfully attempted to commit suicide in his detention cell.

Hayakita's Styrofoam Snowmen

Snow… what would winter be without it? That’s the question enterprising entrepreneurs in the northern Japanese farming town of Hayakita considered when wondering how to boost business in what’s normally the off-season. Located in the hinterlands of Abira county in Hokkaido, Japan’s northernmost large island, Hayakita has seized on a very enterprising way to create both interest and income from their most abundant natural resource: snow.

A snowman year-round, delivered

The essence of the plan is simple – pack snow into styrofoam snowmen and send them via the post office to folks in warmer climes who place orders online or at their own local post offices.

The costs are 4,000 yen (about $45) for 45cm (18-inch) tall Snowman “A” and 5,000 yen (about $55) for 55cm (22-inch) tall Snowman “B”, which may seem pricey but all taxes and delivery charges are included.

With more than 65,000 units shipped since 1986, Hayakita’s entrepreneurial villagers seem to have achieved success with a concept that some say wouldn’t stand a snowball’s chance in hell!

All is not rosy, however – Abira is suffering an unusual shortfall of snow this year, perhaps due to global warming – which has forced the Hayakita Yukidaruma-kai snowman group to source fresh snow from the town of Yubari. The organization is distributing snowman (in Japanese, “yuki-daruma) kits to villagers who fill them in Yubari, then bring them back to Hayakita for distribution through the post office.

65,000 units shipped since 1986

“A snowman year-round, delivered” is Hayakita Yukidaruma-kai’s motto. Just imagine the excitement of children living in Japan’s tropical southern areas, waking up to a real snowman and perhaps touching snow for the very first time. Now that’s cool!

I think all men have a glimmer of hope that when we are in our 70′s and starting to need a little assistance around the house, that we might get a nice hot nurse to come and take care of us. Some fantasy’s might even include a little happy time when being helped into bed or getting your sponge bath, but these are just fantasy’s and can’t possibly come true… right?

74 Year-Old Japanese Porn Star Still Going

Well for 74 year-old Shigeo Tokuda, this is a reality that happens more often than you would think. That’s because Shigeo is actually a 74 year-old porn star who sometimes performs in roles where he is an elderly man in a home, when a hot nurse who is there to help him out gives him a little more help than normal.

74 year-old Shigeo Tokuda

“Lately I’m also starring as the main actor in a porn series set in a senior-care home. The girl that I’m costarring with might play my son’s wife, a daughter of a relative that I happen to be looking after, or a helper at one of the care homes.” It all started over 20 years ago, when Shigeo wanted to buy a porn video and was embarrassed to purchase it at an adult store. He went to the production company itself and over time became friends with the director. Shigeo has since performed in over 250 adult films during his over 14 years in the porn film industry. Although you would think it is the sex that keeps Shigeo coming back for film after film, it is actually the role playing and acting that turns him on the most.

This is a HARD Job...

“I mentioned before that I like films that are set up like TV dramas. This is partly because I’ve always had the desire to turn into all sorts of different people. So personally, I don’t get off just having sex with somebody. I continue working in this industry not because I like starring in adult films, but because I am given the opportunity to act in various roles. The appeal for me is in the fact that I can play different people, not that I can boast about my acting skills. Consequently, most of the films that I’m in have a proper plot and narrative.” Shigeo has plans to continue making more adult films until he feels his health and age become an issue. “Right now I don’t have any illnesses, so I guess I’ll keep watching my health and at least try to go on until I’m 80 [laughs].”

See more of Shigeo Tokuda movies
73 Years Old Erogotoshi	Tokuda Show: Erina Misaki	Tokuda Show: Satsuki Mochida

Wide-eyed and not-so-innocent?

Anyone who’s seen Japanese comics, cartoon videos or anime art is instantly struck by the common look of the girls – big eyes that, by making the rest of the face look small, add the cuteness and sex appeal prized by many Japanese men. Since no amount of cosmetic surgery will make actual human eyes larger, some girls are trying another way to up their cute quotient: extra-wide contact lenses!

These are no ordinary contacts – they’re not only tinted, but tinted prominently in the extra-wide outer ring. The result is the appearance of a bigger, wider iris.

To quote the sales copy, “Wanna get big, watery shiny eyes without any surgery? CRAVE AND ENVY NO MORE!”

Geo Anime Lenses Series

The extra-wide contact lenses are made by a variety of companies including Geo and Dueba, and cost in the $30-$50 per pair range. It seems they’re not just cosmetic – send in your prescription and the lenses will be made to order.

Japaneses game show contestants are trying to play football using binocular. Their uniform that look like pajamas are also a must see. Pretty funny.

This is a women pleasure chair. Put some lube, plug it and enjoy. A must have if you want to impress friends at your next supper.

The fake egg in cooking

In June 2003, there was a Chinese article about a consumer purchasing a bag of human-made eggs from the food market in Beijing. Although the faked eggs looked practically the same as real ones, the consumer smelled chemicals when cooking the eggs. The egg yolk dispersed quickly when it was mixed with the egg white, and the colour was pale. No flavour could be tasted after cooking. According to the officials of the National Bureau of Industry and Commerce, the faked eggs were made from chemicals.

News of human-made eggs was not confined to northern China. It was widely reported across the country. In less than a year, the faked egg industry has integrated itself into the retailing and wholesaling markets in Guangzhou. There is even a company openly teaching people the technique of manufacturing this kind of eggs.

The Process of Producing a Man-Made Egg

Evidence from Hong Kong and Guangzhou shows that the Guangzhou Bureau of Industry and Commerce identified a “faked eggs production” center and found more than ten thousands faked eggs at the centre in October 2004. That center was believed to be one of the many production centers.

A team of journalists from Hong Kong went to Guangzhou to investigate the matter. They found that there was even a “science and technology development company” teaching people how to make faked eggs out of chemicals. The course lasted for three days and cost six hundred dollars including the cost of equipments. The notes can be acquired separately at the cost of another hundred dollars. After the training, some people worked full-time to manufacture faked eggs for the market.

The chemicals used in synthesizing the faked eggs include baifan (alumen), gelatine, lactone, carboxymethyl cellulose, calcium choride, sodium alga acid, sodium benzoate, lysine, paraffin wax, calcium carbide, gypsum powder and so on. Although the chemicals used are not severely toxic, some of them post some long-term health risks when consumed or overdosed. For example, baifan (alumen) has been linked to Alzhmer’s disease if consumed for a prolonged period of time. Exposure to calcium carbide by faked egg producers due to carelessness can cause immediate irritation to the eyes and skin in the short term, while lung-irritation related bronchitis might arise in the long run.

Zhengzhou city’s local newspaper Zhengzhou Daily (Zhengzhou is the capital city of Henan province, in Central China) reported on Aug 13, 2007 that resident Mr. Wang, who’s selling food additive for many years, found that the chicken eggs he bought on night market didn’t look nature- his experience in food told him the “eggs” were made by additive!

So he caught the boss of the restaurant and asked him to tell he the truth, otherwise he will sue to the authority. The boss then reluctantly told Ms. Wang that the eggs were totally man-made, he actually didn’t make it himself but bought from a producer, and had finally told him the process of how to make fake eggs.

Mr. Wang then bought some materials – chemical food additive- and exposed to the reporter how to make fake eggs.

Additive liquor, for making egg yolk

Egg yolk is ready after concreting

Put egg white on egg yolk

You don’t need a chicken. Just combine sodium agla acid, water, gelatine, baifan, sodium benzoate, lactone, carboxymethyl cellulose, calcium carbide, lysine, food colouring agent, calcium chloride, paraffin wax, and gypsum powder.

Why make fake eggs ?

Because of money. The cost of fake egg is only 0.55 Yuan/kg ($0.08 US Dollars), while the true eggs’ market price is 5.6 Yuan/kg ($0.82 US Dollars).

The Moral of the story?

In a Communist Country what drive people is the Capitalist.

Osaka Man Maeyasu Kawamura, 60, broke the previous record set by his fellow national Shigeo Kodama who stole 4,400 pieces of lingerie which included 3,977 underpants, 355 bras and 10 pairs of stockings over a six-year period starting from 2001.

Maeyasu Kawamura, was indicted for theft by police in Osaka prefecture, western Japan. Police found more than 8,200 pieces of women’s clothing and lingerie including 2,400 pieces of lingerie, 600 kimonos and 5,200 items of other clothing all piled up high in his small apartment room.

Kawamura has confessed to stealing the items, which included a wedding dress. “He seemed to get a thrill out of sleeping covered in women’s clothes,” a police spokesman said. “He seemed to like the smell.”

The suspect admitted that he had stolen a massive amount of women’s clothes. “Over the past decade I’ve randomly stolen women’s clothes and underwear,” he was quoted as saying during questioning.

But they are not alone; a 27-year-old man, accused by police in Waukesha, Wis., (1,500 pairs of teenage girls’ shoes); Chih Hsien Wu, 43, charged in Fort Collins, Colo., (1,300 undergarments belonging to Colorado State University women); Garth Flaherty, 24, charged in Pullman, Wash., (1,500 women’s undergarments, weighing 93 pounds); Kevin Parrett, 51, sentenced in Faulkton, S.D., (800 women’s undergarments); Dan Trompke, 37, sentenced in Kearney, Neb., (more than 500 women’s undergarments) and the list goes on.

There is no place like Japan when it comes to vending machine weirdness.

You can get a whole slew of weird, but common, items like umbrellas, rice, beer, tobacco, eggs, and even porn, on any given street through the land of the rising sun.

However, in some darker and more obscure side streets of Japan, you can find vending machines selling things that even the Japanese find weird and strange.

One such vending machine that is found through out Japan is the “Used Schoolgirl Panties” vending machine.

As the image shows, machines would carry used panties with a picture of the schoolgirl who supposedly had worn them before giving them up to be sold.

Used schoolgirl panties are so popular, that even stores illegally sell them. As you can see in the below hidden camera investigation, schoolgirls can come into stores like this one and they are paid for the underwear they are currently wearing.

In fact the The Japanese government has identified the sale of used schoolgirl panties as such a problem they actually outlawed the sale or purchase of used schoolgirl panties anywhere, including vending machines.

A commercial was also made to help deter men from buying used schoolgirl panties by suggesting that the panties might not have even been worn by schoolgirls at all.

Japan has come out with another wild, sexy, and edgy fashion trend with these Bikini Jeans that act as both underwear and jeans.

Sandra Tanimura, a Sanna designer, created these jeans after customers mentioned that had a hard time keeping their low cut jeans up.

“We specialize in making low-rise trousers and our customers wanted them to get even lower. It was very difficult meeting these demands without the trousers falling down. I came up with the idea of using the bikini strings to let the trousers hang really low without falling,” she added.

Shots of the jeans on a Japanese television show

You can purchase these jeans from Sanna’s Shop for about $88.

Sometimes I just wish I lived in Japan again…

...But not when the trends hit everyone.

Now that dude are having babies, we have the MAN bra. Buy yours here

How to look stupid on national tv according to a Japanese game show.

I’m not sure if this clip is part the Japanese Orgy DVD but it’s still really nice.

You can join Hustler’s Asian Fever website to get the whole movie.

This guy runs face first through track of florescent lights…Hum nope he’s still not that bright.

Being licks by pigs, is it pleasure or torture? I also wonder if it’s an adult gameshow or a kid show? You never know.

World Record in Japan: Largest Orgy

Japan has successfully set a new world record. Having 250 men and 250 women who commensed to have sex in the same place at the same time, completing the world biggest orgy ever!

The Orgy was held in a warehouse with a professional camera crew taking pictures and recording the entire event, which was pretty hot and sticky.

Imagine what it must be like to come stumbling across a room filled with 500 people having oral sex and screwing their brains out. Not to bad a way to end your day huh?

It all seemed a little too organized for our personally liking but leave it to the Japanese to accomplish a goal. Especially if it had anything to do with naked women and sex.

The entire event was actually filmed and available for purchase on DVD. Here is a picture of the cover:

You can join Hustler’s Asian Fever website to get the whole movie.

Giant cardboard box vortex cannons

Cardboard box vortex cannons are often used to entertain Japanese school children in science class. Because of this exposure to vortex cannons, a viewer requested that the television program Hey! Spring of Trivia, create a gigantic vortex cannon and see if it could blow out candles the same way smaller ones do. This is a two-part entry.

This is how to put 20 hot naked Japaneses girls in a phone booth. No sure if it’s easy because they are naked but sure is more fun to watch.

Another Japaneses show where they spin 2 peoples until they get dizzy, then they are ask to engage in boxing other over a pool, winner must swim and then roll in snow.

Topless table tennis. The title says it all.

Those guys must repeat a phrase a fast as they can or they get slap in the balls.

This is the clip of a man with a tail. Yes a tail not a dick! Well yes he probably also have a dick…

I’m starting a brand new series of clips… Japanese Clips! Why? I’ve seen many sick crazy shit in my life but Japanese always found ways to surprise me. Yes they have a lot of cheap porn with hairy pussy, small blurry dicks and small tits but they also have some nasty alien monsters with 8 dicks raping shoolgirls! Can our aliens do that? I think not. They can only kill cows or abduct some druken white trash in the middle of nowhere to test anal probes.

My first clip, a Japanese TV Station