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General Disclaimer
Website is provided "as is" without any warranties. This product is meant for educational purposes only. Use only as directed. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental. Content is subject to change without notice. Contents may settle during shipment. Illustrations are slightly enlarged to show detail. Hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat. Slippery when wet. No animals were used to test the content of these pages. Colors may, in time, fade. Read at your own risk. Text used in these pages is made from 100% recycled electrons and magnetic particles. Not responsible for typographical errors. Some assembly required. Allow four to six weeks for delivery. Batteries not included. Some equipment shown is optional. One size fits all. No user-serviceable parts inside. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. Action figures sold separately. Beware of dog. Employees and their families are not eligible. Limit one-per-family please. No purchase necessary. No returns unless defective. Offer valid only at participating sites.
Mature Disclaimer
Must be 18 to enter. Not recommended for children. Parental discretion advised, text may contain explicit materials some readers may find objectionable. May be too intense for some viewers. Pages and articles are ribbed for your pleasure. All models over 18 years of age. The best safeguard, second only to abstinence, is the use of a condom.
Warnings Disclaimer
Sealed for your protection, do not use if the safety seal is broken. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. If defects are discovered, do not attempt to fix them yourself, but return to an authorized service center. Do not place near a magnetic source. Keep away from sunlight, pets, small children, fire or open flames. Use only in a well-ventilated area. Do not puncture, incinerate, avoid extreme temperaturesor store in a cool dry place. Do not put the base of this ladder on frozen manure. Don’t try this in your living room; these are trained professionals. Not liable for damages due to use or misuse.
Medical Disclaimer
Avoid contact with eyes, skin, mucous membranes, and avoid inhaling fumes. If a rash, redness, irritation, or swelling develops, discontinue use. Apply only to affected area. For external use only. If ingested, do not induce vomiting, if symptoms persist, consult a physician. May be hazardous to health if consumed in excessive quantities. Safety goggles may be required during use. Sanitized for your protection. Smoking these pages may be hazardous to your health.
Nutritional Disclaimer
No cholesterol, low in fat, high fiber, no salt, MSG, artificial color, preservatives or flavor added. Freshest if eaten before date on carton.
Trademarks Daisclaimer
Any of the trademarks, service marks, collective marks, design rights or similar rights that are mentioned, used or cited in the articles of this website are the property of their respective owners. Their use here does not imply that you may use them for any other purpose other than for the same or a similar informational use as contemplated by the original authors of these articles under the GFDL licensing scheme. Unless otherwise stated KatPath.com site is neither endorsed by nor affiliated with any of the holders of any such rights and as such We cannot grant any rights to use any otherwise protected materials. Your use of any such or similar incorporeal property is at your own risk. Credit for these materials is given where possible, and if asked, We will remove specific items when authors request it.
Limitations Disclaimer
This supersedes all previous notices unless indicated otherwise. Disclaimer does not cover hurricane, lightning, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, flood, and other Acts of God, war, misuse, neglect, unauthorized repair, damage from improper installation, broken antenna or marred cabinet, incorrect line voltage, missing or altered serial numbers, sonic boom vibrations, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, customer adjustments that are not covered in the file list, and incidents owing to airplane crash, ship sinking, motor vehicle accidents, leaky roof, broken glass, falling rocks, mud slides, forest fire, unwanted children, flying projectiles, or dropping the item.
These pages do not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either myself, my company, my friends, or my cat; don’t quote me on that; don’t quote me on anything.
Do not remove this disclaimer under penalty of law. Warranty void if serviced by non-authorized personnel. Other restrictions may apply. All rights reserved.
