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A $3.37 beer lands a man back in jail

Kat Path — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 03:58:54 +0000

A young man will spend the next 60 days in jail after stealing a beer from a convenience store in Quebec. He stole the $3.37 beer to celebrate having just gotten out of jail.

Denis Danny Roberge, a 19-year-old repeat offender, had been convicted several time for petty theft, with his last crime landing him in jail for eight months, his lawyer said.

On febuary 19th, Roberge was released from prison and, looking to celebrate, visited the Laval store. He was caught by the store’s owner as he was about to steal the beer.

The suspect then fled the scene, with the store owner chasing him. Along the way, they came across police officers and Roberge was arrested.

On Monday, lawyers for both sides agreed 60 days in jail was the shortest possible sentence for Roberge. The sentence is longer than usual because of the teen’s prior convictions. For first-time offenders, such a small theft would likely not make it to court.

The Top 100 Best FAILs of 2009

Kat Path — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 19:01:38 +0000

Enjoy the 100 best FAIL of 2009.

Jon and Nadya Plus 22?

Kat Path — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 03:55:29 +0000

Jon and Nadya Plus 22? Octomom Nadya Suleman has a crush on Jon Gosselin: ‘I think he’s hot!’

The gossip apocalypse is upon us.

Octomom Nadya Suleman has the hots for stray-at-home dad Jon Gosselin.

“I kind of have a crush on Jon Gosselin,” Suleman, 33, gushed to RadarOnline.com. “I think he’s hot!”

Though she is smitten with the octodad, the single mother of 14 says his estranged wife, Kate, has nothing to worry about.

“I don’t think any single mother of any amount of kids should start dating,” Suleman said, adding that she will give in on her no-dating rule “when the kids are older.”

Suleman, never shy about publicity, also voiced support for Kate in her very messy and public divorce.

“I feel for her. I wish everyone would leave her alone,” she said, admitting she’s never seen a full episode of their on-hiatus TLC show. “I’m sure she trusts herself and trusts that she’s strong enough to handle it.”

Suleman’s sudden sympathy for the fellow octomom is a far cry from the harsh words she snipped about her in June.

“Don’t you have, like, a lot of issues in your life?” she sneered to RadarOnline.com. “Why are you so desperate to glob on to my life? For attention?”

While Kate will return to reality TV solo with “Kate Plus 8,” Suleman swatted away rumors that she will be getting her own show.

“I already made up my mind a long time ago,” she said. “I think it’s exploitative. I don’t care what the dollar amount would be. It’s not worth it. It’s not healthy for the kids.”

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Pixar Killing Intro

Kat Path — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 03:48:24 +0000

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It’s a horse with no name!

Kat Path — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 03:40:49 +0000

This is what happen when peoples with Visio have too much free time.

A Horse With No Name

On the first part of the journey,
I was looking at all the life.
There were plants and birds. and rocks and things,
There was sand and hills and rings.
The first thing I met, was a fly with a buzz,
And the sky, with no clouds.
The heat was hot, and the ground was dry,
But the air was full of sound.

I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name,
It felt good to be out of the rain.
In the desert you can remember your name,
‘Cause there ain’t no one for to give you no pain.
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la

After two days, in the desert sun,
My skin began to turn red.
After three days, in the desert fun,
I was looking at a river bed.
And the story it told, of a river that flowed,
Made me sad to think it was dead.

You see I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name,
It felt good to be out of the rain.
In the desert you can remember your name,
‘Cause there ain’t no one for to give you no pain.
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la

After nine days, I let the horse run free,
‘Cause the desert had turned to sea.
There were plants and birds, and rocks and things,
There was sand and hills and rings.
The ocean is a desert, with its life underground,
And a perfect disguise above.
Under the cities lies, a heart made of ground,
But the humans will give no love.

You see I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name,
It felt good to be out of the rain.
In the desert you can remember your name,
‘Cause there ain’t no one for to give you no pain.

La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la

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Hoax of the year: Balloon Boy

Kat Path — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 03:38:56 +0000

Falcon Heene the ballon “puke” boy is for me the hoax of the year. The kid was sick of lying live on national tv and utimatly got his mom and dad in jail. I wonder what’s his getting for christmas.

Who wants to fuck the Military?

Kat Path — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 21:33:08 +0000

Who Wants to Be a Millionaire is hosted by Meredith Vieira. You answer questions in order to win 1 million dollars.

But this time, the rules have changed… Mix Max Shuman (a Navy pilot) and Meredith Vieira (an old horny woman) you get a down and dirty results.

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Jaime Ray Newman is the GILF of 2009

Kat Path — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 20:39:41 +0000

The GILF (Geek I’d like to fuck) of 2009 is Jaime Ray Newman (IMDb Bio).

Because of all her roles in Sci-Fi and Geeks TV shows like Veronica Mars, Stargate: Atlantis, CSI, Eureka and Eastwick I’m voting Jaime Ray Newman [drum roll] the GILF of 2009!

Past GILF include Kary Byron of Mythbusters and Amanda Tapping of Stargate

P.S.: The TV show Eureka, where she plays Tess Fontana, in the Season 3 finale indicates that her character is to be written out from the primary storylines in Season 4 and that is a shame.

Thank you for all you did and keeps on the good work Jaime!

Susan Boyle – Britains Got Talent – 11th April 2009

Susan Boyle – Britains Got Talent – 11th April 2009

Kat Path — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 19:18:55 +0000

Susan Boyle was this year sunshine, first time I saw this clip it gaves me goose bumps. Here it is in case you have been on mars for the past 8 months.

2009 Annual Report on Humanity

Administrator — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 18:56:59 +0000

This is the 2009 Annual Report on Humanity by JibJab.com. 2009 was rich in note-worthy and ridiculously events and people. Including the economy, GM bailout, the swine flu, Barac Obama, John and Kate, Michael Phelps, Octomom, Ballon boy, Tiger Woods, Susan Boyle etc…

This post is dedicated to the King of Pop Michael Jackson and to a marketting genious: Billy Mays.

Happy 2010!

Those Sick Japaneses Part 32: The Boob Machine

Kat Path — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 05:46:00 +0000

WTF is this? It look like a Boob Machine… but why? This is disturbing.

Show them to me

Kat Path — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 05:40:28 +0000

Christmas Pee Lighting

Kat Path — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 04:47:17 +0000

Merry Christmas

Miley Cyrus, seventeen and pole dancing for teens!

Kat Path — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 04:42:46 +0000

It was goodbye “Hannah Montana” at Sunday’s Teen Choice Awards as the once squeaky clean star Miley Cyrus (born on November 23, 1992 so she is 17) debuted a more adult image with a racy performance in hot pants on a stripper pole!

Cyrus honored pop princess Britney Spears with the “Ultimate Choice Award” for her “extraordinary contribution to the entertainment industry” at the show. But for anyone who saw the subdued Spears on her recent “Circus” tour, it was hardly “teen” oriented … 95 percent of show consisted of pole dancing, pelvic thrusts, spread eagles and sexually suggestive movements, not to mention her banned “If You Seek Amy” music video.

And it seems Miss Cyrus may have just spent a little too much time admiring the work of Spears as her own performance “Party in the USA” revealed quite the racy side complete with micro short shorts, black boots, bra showing and even the aforementioned action on a pole.

But Cyrus’ young fans are clearly behind her – the teen queen sailed away with six surfboard-shaped trophies at Sunday’s ceremony. Cyrus won for comedy TV actress and comedy TV show for “Hannah Montana,” music/dance movie actress and hissy fit for the “Hannah Montana” movie, music single for “The Climb” and summer song for “Before the Storm.”

Shopping List Ideas: The perfect gift idea for economic recession

Kat Path — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 03:49:46 +0000

Still wandering what to give for Christmas this year? It’s not an easy one, with the economic recession everyone is trying to work with a tight budget.

Still your kids are asking you for Guitar Hero 5 but you don’t have money? I have the PERFECT gift for you. It’s called: an Air Guitar! It’s cheap, easy to play, unbreakable, does not required batteries.

If you want to invest a bit (around 20$) you can go with a Guitar Hero Air Guitar kit.

You want to go with the Band kit? You can also have Air Drum.

If you sing, the Air Singing.

What are you waiting for? Start your Air Band now and you may end up on national TV or even in front on thousand of peoples in Finland for the World Championship.

If you can’t find any Air Guitar in your local store, you can buy it directly from me for only 1.99$ Canadian (it’s $1.87 USD)! Yes an ORIGINAL Air Guitar for only 1.99$ or the combo Air Guitar + Air Drum for only 2.99$ and the full Air Band Kit including guitar, drum, vocal and bass for a super low price of 4.99$!! FREE SHIPPING Worldwide in less then 30 seconds.

Good luck to you and Merry Christmas!

Ecstasy pills stolen

Kat Path — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 05:24:37 +0000

Thieves have stolen a gigantic collection of ecstasy which was gathered by an enthusiast over two decades and carefully stored in display albums, police said.

A total of 2,400 tablets – collected by a man who said he did not take them but was “fascinated by the pills’ logos”. The man in the town of Eerbeek, 90 kilometres east of Amsterdam, claims he collected the pills over two decades, keeping them in coin collecting folders. They were allegedly taken during a break-in.

The pills were worth up to 12,000 euros ($19,200) and arranged in around 10 display albums normally used for coins in the man’s home, from where they were taken.

Police warned that they included a batch of 40 white and red tablets that could be lethal if taken.

“The collector claims that it was a hobby,” police spokesman Bert Top said.

“He is not risking anything at the moment,” Mr Top said, but added that authorities were mulling the possibility of prosecuting him.

Police added that collecting ecstasy in such a fashion was prohibited.

Spokeswoman Esther Naber says police believe the man is serious but can’t be sure. She said it is not clear whether the man will be charged with a crime, given that the illegal drugs have vanished.

Top 10 things a woman would do if she woke up with a penis for a day

Kat Path — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 03:26:13 +0000

Top 10 things a woman would do if she woke up with a penis for a day

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

09. Get a blow job.

08. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

07. Pee standing up while talking to other men at the urinal.

06. Determine why you can’t hit the bowl consistently.

05. Find out what it’s like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

04. Touch/shift yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may be to others.

03. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

02. Understand the reason for the light refraction that occurs between a man’s eyes and the ruler situated next to his member.

01. Repeat number 9.

Top 10 things men would do if they woke up and had a vigina for a day

Kat Path — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 03:11:59 +0000

This is the Top 10 things men would do if they woke up and had a vigina for a day:

10. Immediately go shopping for zuchini and cucumbers.

09. Squat over a hand mirror for an hour and a half.

08. See if they finally do the splits.

07. See if ti’s truly possible to launch Ping-Pong ball 20 feet.

06. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

05. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes before closing time.

04. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

03. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

02. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for bigger breasts, too.

01. Finally find that damned G-Spot.

F1 Boss Max Mosley Caught With Five Hookers In “Nazi Orgy” Video Scandal

Kat Path — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 02:45:58 +0000

FIA President Max Mosley has been caught on film allegedly taking part in what UK tabloid News of the World has characterized as a “Nazi orgy.” Although we initially thought it was the world’s zaniest April Fool’s joke, we were wrong. Sick and wrong. During the five-hour video, which the tabloid also has in possession (and which we have had a quick clip from up top*) Mosley appears to be both dominated and submitting to the five hookers, who NOTW alleges were dressed both as Nazis and concentration camp prisoners. The 67-year-old, who has been married for 48 years, was at one point whipped so hard that the orgy had to be halted while a bandage was applied to stop his bleeding.

The orgy characterized by NOTW as having a “Nazi theme” took place on Friday at a $4 million apartment-cum-dungeon near Mosley’s home in London’s upscale Chelsea neighborhood.

As President of FIA, Mosley is responsible for overseeing international motor sports, including Formula One. He enjoys a close relationship with F1 Supremo Bernie Ecclestone.

Mosley’s father Oswald was a notorious fascist and Hitler supporter. Max has been controversially linked to his father’s beliefs.

Kicking off the orgy by playing a detainee, Mosley had both his genitals and head inspected for lice, in a way reminiscent to portrayals of incoming concentration camp detainees, before lying to the hookers to purposefully bring about a severe beating. After the session ended, the girls enjoyed a glass of wine. Mosley was offered one as well, but turned it down in favor of a cup of tea. It’s not known what ramifications this will have on Mosley’s career or the sport he governs. [Via News Of The World]

UPDATE:Mosley got to keep his job despite acknowledging he participated in an encounter with sex workers in a basement apartment in London. On top of that, Mosley also headed to the UK courts to claim characterizations of Nazi overtones by NOTW were completely invalid, and even if they were valid, it was done in the privacy of someone else’s home.

UK High Court judge David Eady apparently agreed on both of those counts. In a ruling hailed by the former Archbishop of Canterbury as a ‘dangerous precedent’ undermining public morality, the News of the World must now pay Mosley $120,000 in damages, plus legal costs of an estimated $1.7 million, for making the claim.

Flash Game: Tattoo Artist

Kat Path — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 01:46:21 +0000

Tattoo Artist is a small addictive game. The goal is to make tattoos, no as easy as it sound. Art is Pain! Fortunately, it’s your customer who has to pay for your mistakes. Inject ink into the skin of your clients – for the money!

Tattoo Artist 2 is simply more clients and more wicked tats to ink!

Olympic 2010 Special Part 1: Russian Figure Stripping

Kat Path — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 07:56:35 +0000

Evgeni Plushenko is a Russian figure skater. He is the 2006 Winter Olympics gold medalist, three-time World Champion, five-time European Champion, a four-time Grand Prix Final gold medalist and a seven-time Russian National Champion.

In March 2009 Plushenko announced that he had returned to training with longtime coach Alexei Mishin in order to prepare for the 2010 Olympics. I know some ladies that will watch figure skating.

This is a better quality video from 2005 Europeens finals.

US Pole Dance Championship 2009

Kat Path — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 08:57:05 +0000

The inaugural US Pole Dance Championship was held at Bleecker Street Theater in New York City on March 15th 2009. Around 300 enthusiastic pole fans from all over the US attended the show to watch the nation’s elite pole dancers live on stage.

We’d like to congratulate Jenyne Butterfly, who took home the title of ‘Miss USPDF 2009′. We’d also like to congratulate ‘Miss Trixter’ Sarah Cretul, and ‘Miss Sexy’ Alethea Austin.

US Pole Dance Championship 2010 will be held at Symphony Space Theater inNew York City, Friday March 19th, 2010.

Halloween 2009: FAIL Costumes

Kat Path — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:58:58 +0000

This is some of the ugliest Halloween costumes seen this year.

Wonder Woman

Spiderman

Gay Bunny Costume

A Fat Paris Hilton

FAIL Baby Costume

Creepy Michael Jackson Mask

FAIL Product Placement: Halloween Costumes and Chainsaw

Those Sick Japaneses Part 31: Ice Sucking

Kat Path — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:43:13 +0000

Each girl is given a 15cm long by 5cm wide ice cylinder with an olive in the middle. They can only use their body to melt the ice and free the olive. This is why I miss college.

The Star Wars Geek vs The Sports Fan. Who is the Douchebag?

Kat Path — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 19:03:05 +0000

This is something I have been saying for years, sports fans are the same type of peoples as the sci-fi geeks.

Facebook FAILS

Kat Path — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 05:20:41 +0000

My kind of cookies

43 peoples like this

My Goate is not stupid!

A car with Stains

It’s a new moon

A test confirms it, AC-DC ROCK!

Single does not equal Available

Good security question

How to protect yourself from the swine flu this Halloween

Kat Path — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 19:23:48 +0000

This Halloween, make sure you protect yourself and your kids from the swine flu with the best protection available… A MASK!!

For World Series Tickets she is willing to go to the 3rd base

Kat Path — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:18:18 +0000

Susan Finkelstein

What Would You Do to See Your Favorite Sports Team Play for the Championship?

Susan Finkelstein wanted to see her favorite baseball team, the Philadelphia Phillies, play in the World Series. In fact, Susan Finkelstein wanted to see them so badly, she took out an ad in Craigslist for tickets. When an undercover police officer found out exactly what Susan Finkelstein would do to get Philadelphia Phillies World Series tickets, they arrested the 43-year-old fan.

Susan Finkelstein described herself as a “gorgeous, tall, buxom blonde diehard Phillies fan” in her Craigslist ad. She also said she was the “creative type” and that she was desperate for tickets. She said, “Maybe we can help each other!” The price, she said, was negotiable.

An undercover police officer answered the ad. Susan Finkelstein then offered to perform various sex acts in exchange for tickets to the World Series. Police, according to Crimesider, did not elaborate on what kind of sexual acts Finkelstein was willing to perform to get those tickets.

Instead of tickets, Susan Finkelstein was arrested and charged with prostitution and related offenses.

Offering sex for various services isn’t a new medium of exchange. It has been used for various transactions for centuries. Craigslist and other websites, including social networking sites, have simply provided another communication conduit with which to advertise.

Doggy Style with Susan?

Finkelstein’s lawyer has said police have blown the situation out of proportion.

“All she was looking to do was take her husband to a World Series game,” he told the Burlington County Times. “I guess she was going to work out what the terms for the tickets were… It was a variation of ‘will work for food.’ It doesn’t mean she was a prostitute.’”

CNN reported in August that a young college student had traded sex in order to have someone guide her into the Amazon rainforest. A University of Michigan study of undergraduates, ages 17 – 26,found that 27% of men and 14% of women had offered favors or gifts (“help prepping for a test, laundry washing, tickets to a college football game”) in exchange for sex. The study also found that 5% men and 9% women had offered sex for services or products.

December 21, 2012, is the end of the world

Kat Path — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 13:36:44 +0000

I uncovered an unbelievable amount of information concerning the future of mankind and threat to our current way of life. According to the information I found, in the next few years we will see Earth changes that will be devastating to all living creatures on the planet.

The sun, earth, and milky way will align at the galactic equator, on December 21, 2012, the winter solstice, the shortest day of the year, and the end of the Mayan calendar. This only happens every 25,800 years! For the first time in recorded history, our entire solar system will move BELOW the milky way galaxy. These combined cosmic events, will be the end of the world as we know it. About 6 billion people of the world will perish in just a few short years when this cosmic catastrophe occurs.

I know you will have to do some more investigations yourself, to see if there is any truth to what I am writing here. You may, or may not, believe it EVEN after you uncover the massive amount of scientific, astronomical, and historical proof, that we are in the of the end of days leading to 2012.

Look at this video to know what will happen and how to prepare.

Harry Potter and the Half-Naked Emma Watson

Kat Path — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 05:18:56 +0000

According to many website this picture of Emma Watson Half-Naked is the real deal. I don’t know if it’s true or not but still nice.

Look at my other Emma Watson pictures for panties, pussy, see through and upskirt.

Also visit my Celebrities Gallery for even more Emma Watson sexy and naked pics.

Losing your head? Eat a new one!

Kat Path — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 21:36:01 +0000

Lin Zongxiu, from the southwestern province of Sichuan, heard in 2008 that soup made with a man’s head could help cure her daughter who had suffered from psychiatric problems for years, the Chengdu Commercial newspaper reported.

Lin and her husband decided to enlist the help of a man in December who knocked unconscious a drunk 76-year-old passer-by before beheading him, the paper claimed.

The couple then gave their 25-year-old daughter soup made from the man’s head, and duck.

A local court sentenced the murderer to death with a two-year reprieve on Monday, and Lin was convicted of helping to destroy evidence that included the culprit’s bloody clothes and shoes, the paper said.

The murderer’s reprieve means that his sentence will likely be commuted to life in prison as long as he commits no further offences in the next two years.

Grills to Cook Babies and Body Part Roaster

Kat Path — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 02:22:57 +0000

Somebody’s having a little fun in the Website management department at Sears. Found in the Human Cooking section and the Grills to Cook Babies and More subsection is the Body Part Roaster. Mmm, baby! TMZ first reported the goof, which listed any grill under “Human Cooking”. Here’s a link to the page that Sears quickly fixed. And here’s what it looked like for a brief period yesterday:

There might have just been a bit of space dust on the website, however. It really meant to say “Grills to Cook for Babies and More”. You know, cause it’s a cooking website! And despite the quick fix, you can still Google it:

Infrared can see peoples dropping Bombs at the Airport

Kat Path — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 02:03:50 +0000

We can’t stop the progress, another mystery solved by technology. Infrared camera from an airport now allows us to see for the first time the smelly invisible gas. We knew it was there, we could smell, we could light it, but never before it have been seen! Behold the FART.

Interesting tire repair method

More BANG for your bucks!

Kat Path — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 01:47:35 +0000

Those purchasing a vehicle at Max Motors in Butler Missouri will receive an AK-47 assault rifle with their purchase during the month of August.

This is the second consecutive year the dealership has given away vouchers for a firearm as part of a sales promotion.

The logo at Mark Muller’s dealership is a nod to his feelings about guns – with an old west caricature pointing two pistols at those who pass by. He said it’s a nod to what he calls “big city” ways.

“We really are different than the big city dealers,” Muller said.

The actual promotion gives those who buy a vehicle a voucher redeemable at a gun shop for the $450 dollars it costs to get an AK-47.

“That way it separates you from anything bad that could happen,” Muller said. “We’ll put it in the hands of professionals who do this every day.”

The AK-47 ups the ante on a promotion Muller did last year, giving away vouchers for the price of the Caltec pistol. Muller proudly shows off the same pistol he carries in his pocket.

“We already did handguns,” Muller said. “Let’s do something more fun — AKs. You ever shot an AK? Oh, they’re a blast.”

Muller said he knows people are bound to be bothered by the promotion, even in his small city locale, people like Gabe Johnston.

“I would not encourage people to get an AK-47,” Gabe Johnston, of Jasper, Mo., said. “I’m fine with a rifle. But maybe not assault rifles … I don’t see the purpose of those guns.”

Muller said the purpose of any gun is protection — and at Max Motors, selling cars. “We get a lot of press out of these kind of promotion,” Muller said. “We sell a lot of cars. And we have a lot of fun.”

Muller says last year’s promotion, which also offered the option of $250 gas cards, sold 35 more cars than usual.

This year’s promotion is guns only, though Muller said customers can spend the voucher on a less expensive model, like a hunting rifle, or towards a more expensive one, like an AR-15 if they wanted to buy American.

Meet the Leet Family

Kat Path — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 01:32:23 +0000

This is what can happen if you are from the Leet family and your daughter wants to go out with a Noob.

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Shake Weight

Kat Path — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 04:28:38 +0000

Loose weight with the Shake Weight, every women should have one.

4 women Krazy Glued a man dick to his stomach

Kat Path — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 19:34:53 +0000

A married man who planned to rendezvous with one of his handful of lovers at a Wisconsin motel instead found himself bound, blindfolded and assaulted by a group of women out for revenge, according to court documents.

Four women, including his wife, eventually showed up to humiliate the man, who ended up with his penis glued to his stomach to punish him for a lover’s quadrangle gone bad, according to the documents filed in Calumet County.

Now it’s the women who face punishment, perhaps six years in prison, and at least one said Monday she’s embarrassed now.

Wendy L. Sewell

“I am disturbed. I am upset. I am having a hard time handling life, an emotional wreck,” Wendy Sewell, 43, of Kaukauna, said in a telephone interview from her home. “I am ashamed.”

Sewell, Therese Ziemann, 48, of Menasha, Michelle Belliveau, 43, of Neenah, and the man’s wife are charged with being party to false imprisonment, a felony. Ziemann also is charged with fourth-degree sexual assault.

The women are free on $200 cash bail each. Investigators say all the women but Belliveau were romantically involved with the man.

The Associated Press is not naming the man’s wife to protect his identity as an alleged victim of sexual assault.

Online court records didn’t list defense attorneys for any of the women Monday.

The women’s plot for revenge unfolded last Thursday at the Lakeview Motel about 39 kilometers southwest of Green Bay in the tiny village of Stockbridge near the scenic shores of Lake Winnebago.

Criminal complaints filed Friday allege the man agreed to be bound with “sheer sheets” and blindfolded with a pillowcase for a “rub down” by Ziemann. She instead cut off his underwear with a scissors and summoned the others to the room.

Therese Ziemann

Ziemann struck the man in the face, and used Krazy Glue to attach his penis to his stomach when the other women arrived, according to the complaint. The man told investigators he also was threatened with a gun.

Ziemann told investigators she didn’t have a gun but may have told the victim, “Do you know how much I want to shoot you?”

He started screaming and the women rushed off fearful that he could get loose and hurt them but allegedly took his wallet, vehicle and cell phone.

Ziemann told investigators she met the man online through Craigslist, fell in love and paid for a room at the motel for the past two months. She said she gave him about $3,000. Then last Wednesday, she learned from the man’s wife that he was married, had other girlfriends and was “using them for money.” She expected the money to be repaid, according to the documents.

During Thursday’s confrontation with the man, Ziemann told investigators that Sewell asked him, “Which one do you love more?” and the man’s wife made a derisive remark about him being scared.

Michelle Belliveau

The man got free from the bed by chewing through one of his bindings, went outside and borrowed a telephone from the motel owner to call police.

Ziemann and Belliveau are sisters and Belliveau didn’t do anything wrong, Sewell said Monday.

“She was just there for moral support. She wasn’t even dating the guy. She stood at the door the whole time and didn’t participate or nothing.”

Ziemann’s husband answered the telephone at their home and declined comment. There was no telephone listing for Belliveau.

The man had no telephone listing in Fond du Lac.

Thank You, Come Again Part 14: Sholapur’s Baby Dropping Ritual

Kat Path — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 03:24:25 +0000

Sholapur’s Baby Dropping 2009

Indian officials allowed hundreds of babies to be dropped from the roof of a mosque in the belief it would ensure good health and prosperity.

The ritual at the Baba Umer Durga, a Muslim shrine, is believed to have been followed for nearly 700 years, and each year hundreds of people, both Hindus and Muslims, take part.

Infants, most under two years old, are dangled from the roof of the shrine near Sholapur, 450km south of Mumbai, before being dropped about 15m onto a bedsheet held aloft by parents and other believers.

Television channels showed the babies screaming as they were shaken in the air before being dropped.

Officials said there had been no reports of any injuries at this year’s event.

‘Irrational’ behaviour

With high child mortality rates, especially in India’s rural areas, many people resort to rituals which they believe can ensure their children’s health.

Children’s rights activists expressed outrage after the Headlines Today television channel showed the babies being dropped.

“This shows the complete failure of the local administration to prevent this practice and to create awareness about children’s health,” said Ranjana Kumari, a civil rights activist in New Delhi.

“It is also a reflection of the lack of access to health services, that forces people to behave in this irrational manner,” Kumari said.

India’s National Commission for Protection of Child’s Rights issued a notice to the local administration in Sholapur and has begun investigations into the practice.

I don’t think access to health service for kids will help this issue; if you are stupid enough to think that dropping your few months old baby from 50 feet, causing him a whiplash and possible permanent brain injuries will ensure his health then go ahead you don’t need medical access.

Have you notice that this year they shake the babies before dropping them? Why is that? They also have clothes and seem a bit older… Of maybe it was simply the 2nd group, the 1 and up?

Sholapur’s Baby Dropping 2008

Thank You, Come Again Part 13: Naked Girls Plow Fields for Rain

Kat Path — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 14:58:28 +0000

Farmers in an eastern Indian state have asked their unmarried daughters to plow parched fields naked in a bid to embarrass the weather gods to bring some badly needed monsoon rain, officials said on Thursday.

Witnesses said the naked girls in Bihar state plowed the fields and chanted ancient hymns after sunset to invoke the gods. They said elderly village women helped the girls drag the plows.

“They (villagers) believe their acts would get the weather gods badly embarrassed, who in turn would ensure bumper crops by sending rains,” Upendra Kumar, a village council official, said from Bihar’s remote Banke Bazaar town.

“This is the most trusted social custom in the area and the villagers have vowed to continue this practice until it rains very heavily.”

UPDATE: “Starface” lied about the 56 Stars

Kat Path — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 02:37:07 +0000

Girl with 56 stars tattooed on face admits she asked for them.

A teenage girl who claimed 56 stars were tattooed on her on her face as she slept when she asked for three has admitted she was awake the whole time – and lied because her father was “furious”.

Kimberley Vlaminck had insisted she dozed off after asking the tattooist for just three small stars – then woke in horror to find her face was covered.

The Belgian blamed the Flemish-speaking tattooist for not being able to understand her French and English instructions.

Girl has 56 stars tattooed on face after ‘falling asleep’ Amid a frenzy of media attention, she then said she would sue the tattoo artist, Rouslan Toumaniantz, for the £9,000 she needed for laser surgery to have them removed.

She said after the tattooing last week: “It is terrible for me. I cannot go out on to the street. I look like a freak.”

But the 18-year-old has finally confessed she did not fall asleep, that she wanted all the stars and was “fully aware” of what Mr Toumaniantz was doing.

Ms Vlaminck told a Dutch TV crew: “I asked for 56 stars and initially adored them. But when my father saw them, he was furious. So I said I fell asleep and the that the tattooist made a mistake.”

Mr Toumaniantz – himself covered from head to foot in tattoos and piercings – had consistently denied he had made a mistake and always insisted Vlaminck wanted all 56 stars.

He said at the time: “I maintain that she absolutely agreed that I tattoo those 56 stars on the left side of her face.”

But despite insisting she had asked for 56 stars, he still initially agreed to pay for half of the treatment to remove the tattoos.

“Kimberley is unhappy and it is not my wish to have an unsatisfied client,” he said.

“I don’t regret it. To tell you the truth, this has given me some publicity.” Mr Toumanaintz is now said to have withdrawn his cash offer and said from now on he will get written consent from clients before he begins tattooing.

As for Ms Vlaminck she could always go work for STARbuck!

Stupid Girl Ask Tattooist to Inks 56 Stars On Her Face

Kat Path — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:20:10 +0000

A Belgian teenager says she will sue a tattoo parlour which she said covered half her face with stars while she was asleep.

Kimberley Vlaeminck, 18, was left sporting 56 black stars of various sizes on the left side of her face, from nose to ear and brow to chin.

The young housewife said she had gone to the tattoo parlour in the western town of Courtrai and asked for three small stars on her face.

“I wanted him to tattoo on just three little points but he suggested three stars saying it would look prettier,” Vlaeminck told local press.

“When he started the tattooing I didn’t want to feel the pain and so I went to sleep. I had got up at five in the morning,” she said.

Kimberly thinks she must have dozed off as her face was being injected with ink contained in a huge vibrating needle held by a foreigner.

“I woke up when he was starting to tattoo my nose and I saw what he had already done. I counted 56 stars, it’s frightening,” she told the Flemish daily Het Laatste Nieuws.

The young woman, who said she doesn’t dare walk down the street, has decided to sue the tattoo parlour.

She said she also hoped to have her starry appearance reversed by laser treatment, which would cost thousands of euros.

Tattoo artist Rouslan Toumaniantz denied that his client had fallen asleep. But still agreed to pay for the laser treatment.

“She was awake the whole time, I don’t use hypnosis or drugs. She agreed to it. The problems started when her father and his friend saw the tattoos,” he told the paper.

If its any CONSTELLATION (ha ha) it doesn’t look too bad. I can predicts she will be seeing stars for years to come…

He’s Barack Obama

Kat Path — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 22:02:33 +0000

IT’S A BIRD! IT’S A PLANE! It’s JibJab’s very first satire of President Barack Obama (and he’s come to save the day)! JibJab done it again, they transformed Obama into a super-hero. Sweet.

Those Sick Japaneses Part 30: Triumph Lingerie

Kat Path — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 20:27:31 +0000

Triumph Lingerie in Japan, are finally making eco-friendly underwear. Apparently their new solar powered bra is a must for the energy-saving female. The only problem is that clothes can’t be worn over it. Wait… is that a problem? Other kooky designs include the ‘husband hunting bra’ and the one which is decorated with fake food and has a pouch to carry your chopsticks in.

Hustler’s Star Trek XXX

Kat Path — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:59:53 +0000

What exactly is Khan Noonien Singh doing in Hustler’s new Star Trek porn movie? And what role does Sasha Grey play? We talked to screenwriter Roger Krypton.

It sounds as though This Ain’t Star Trek XXX will follow the storyline of “Space Seed,” the classic episode which introduced Ricardo Montalban’s Khan. At least somewhat. (Since there have already been porno recreations of “Charley X,” “The Man Trap” and “Where No Man Has Gone Before,” this isn’t quite so surprising.)

Aurora takes Khan’s cock in her mouth and snatch
Slutty Aurora Snow fucks villain Khan in her cabin
The amazing Aurora Snow fucks the evil Khan

The Enterprise finds a ship that’s been floating in space for 200 years, and on board is Khan, in suspended animation. But with him are two sexy alien women — for obvious reasons. And judging from the photo up top, Lieutenant Marla McGivers plays a big role in the story as well, as the woman whom Khan tries to seduce. Khan, coming from an earlier time, is more barbaric, more macho and more “bare-chested” than the civilized Kirk, and he decides to try and take over the Enterprise.

And this is where the story diverges from “Space Seed” considerably.

According to Krypton, “Khan’s method of trying to take over the ship leads to the crewmembers having to engage in sexual situations against their will.” He wouldn’t go into details about this, but check out this work-safe clip of something weird happening to Kirk’s eyes:

Jada takes on both Kirk and Spock in this parody
It’s busty Jada Fire as your fantasy slut Ohura
Jada Fire as Ohura taking on two dicks

Perhaps as a result of Khan’s machinations, Dr. Leonard “Bones” McCoy is forced to have sex with Nurse Christine Chapel, or they’ll both die. “They have a reason where they pretty much have to have sex, it’s a life or death situation,” explains Krypton. (Sadly, Spock doesn’t hook up with Chapel, despite all of the longing glances she gave him throughout the series.) And the film climaxes (so to speak) with a threesome on the Bridge of the Enterprise, between Kirk, Spock and Uhura. Take that, “Plato’s Stepchildren!”

Watch this scene with Cody and Dr. Bones McKoy
Sexy blond Cody deep throats and fucks Dr. McKoy
Cody Carmichael fucking Dr. McKoy in space

Krypton, obviously a huge Trek nerd, insists that even though Hustler’s porn spoof is over the top and silly, it respects the original show, and tries to convey how these characters would really act in this situation. After all, the original show was quite campy at times, so it’s not that much of a leap. But the movie goes to some lengths to be true to the characters and their history, says Krypton.

There are no green women in the movie, because “putting someone in full body paint is a nightmare in a adult porn video,” says Krypton. It’s almost impossible to avoid having the body paint rub off on the other actor during a sex scene, and there are certain body parts that people might not want to paint green. Hustler did have a green woman in its Munsters porno spoof, and they solved the problem of paint rubbing off on the costar by color-correcting the image afterwards. (The color-correction gave the scene a cartoony look, which worked better for the Munsters than for Star Trek.)

Jenna Haze fucking her lucky man in spaceship
Sexy alien Jenna Haze fucked in this Star Trek parody
Hot alien Jenna Haze fucking Mr. Spock’s cock

But as we mentioned, there will be two alien babes. One, played by Jenna Hayes, is human-looking apart from her slinky Barbarella-esque outfit. The other is a Vulcan, played by Steven Soderbergh actress Sasha Grey. Grey’s character is struck with a “rare form” of Pon Farr, the Vulcan mating drive, and has to have sex with Captain Kirk in the Transporter Room — she just has to. And for Kirk, this is an opportunity to work out his issues with Vulcans after years of being frustrated with Mr. Spock. He can finally have sex with a Vulcan, but he finds that his frustrations with Vulcan logic persist even during their hookup.

Hottie Sasha Grey rides our brave Captain Kirk
Check out Sasha Grey as a sexy little Vulcan
Hot Sasha Grey is one horny, fuckable Vulcan

Oh, and Mr. Spock doesn’t have green sperm in this film, unlike in some of the other porn films.

But the answer to the question you’re most anxiously asking — does Kirk look up and scream “Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!” during this film — is yes. He does. And Khan also yells “Kiiiiiiiiirk!” back. By the way, Evan Stone, who plays Kirk, doesn’t consciously do a William Shatner impression. But Stone, according to Krypton, already sounds like Shatner most of the time. He has a “cadence and a dramatic flair” that are quite Shatner-esque. He may ramp it up a bit for this film, but he doesn’t need much to seem Shatnerian.

Krypton is very proud of the high production values in this Trek spoof, which he says stand “head and shoulders” above what’s been done before. (You can see for yourself, with the pics and clip above.) Hustler spent a lot of money on the sets and costumes, trying to make it look as cool as possible, as well as “colorful and fun.” Find out more at Hustler World.

Those Sick Japaneses Part 29: Condoms and Sport Events

Kat Path — Mon, 18 May 2009 10:00:03 +0000

Obviously this video is solid enough what with all the giant condoms being blown up to help the fans sing some chant song. But it’s that the guy filming this this is American.

You keep hearing him say “wonderful” towards the end. I assume his love for the Japanese mirrors mine. Only this guy is well ahead of me because he actually made the trip there.

Tell you what readers, if you each send me a buck and fund my trip, I will go on Japan and make 10 amazing videos to post on this site.

Deal?

Chair Kills Boy by Anal Penetration

Kat Path — Sun, 17 May 2009 15:06:59 +0000

A fourteen-year-old boy was killed after the chair he was sitting on exploded, propelling sharp chair parts into his rectum, causing extensive bleeding, which he succumbed to before medical attention could stem the flow.

The accident occurred when the boy was alone, sitting on the chair (which was for PC use); he managed to overcome the pain and call his father, who summoned an ambulance, but it took an hour to get him to hospital, by which time it was too late for him.

The chair in question was a standard gas cylinder type, where the height is regulated by an adjustable cylinder containing highly pressurized gas, and it was this which exploded, sending high velocity chair parts into the posterior of the unfortunate youth.

The illustrated chair shows the severity of such a cylinder malfunction

In fact, it seems a spate of such incidents were reported at the hospital – 3 such injuries caused by exploding chairs were reported this month, perhaps indicating an influx of poorly manufactured chairs into the area. In 2007 a similar accident also propelled a 20cm part into the rear of a 68-year-old man, who suffered a severe 5cm wound; he survived.

We do not hear where the chair parts in question were made, though of course with the accident occurring in China it is likely there that they were made.

Three factors are implicated in such accidents:

1. The gas in the cylinder is contaminated with gases other than nitrogen.
2. The materials used in the cylinder are deficient, reducing the durability of the part.
3. The cylinder is not completely airtight.
Oil based hydraulic devices are said to be safer, but most such chairs on the market today use gas cylinders; naturally these tend to be made in China, where this accident occurred.

The boy in question weighed 80kg (certainly a fair amount for a 14-year-old Asian youth), which might have been a factor (though this will not reassure heavier framed non-Asian adults); it is suggested that using such chairs without placing excessive pressure on the cylinder is advisable – otherwise sitting on a steel plate might help.

Ohhh a Lemur! It’s so FUCKING CUTE!!

Kat Path — Thu, 14 May 2009 20:24:07 +0000

Did you know that Slow Loris loves to have its arms and belly scratched ? We didn’t even know what a slow loris was before this video but either they like having their arms scratched or they can’t put them down. Either way, this video of a slow loris being pet is really really adorable. There has been some talk that they are an endangered species but even if they aren’t, we don’t recommend getting one as a pet.

ILVTOFU: True Love For Tofu

Kat Path — Thu, 14 May 2009 03:20:17 +0000

One Colorado woman’s love for tofu has been judged X-rated by state officials. Kelly Coffman-Lee wanted to tell the world about her fondness for bean curd by picking certain letters for her SUV’s license plate. Her suggestion for the plate: “ILVTOFU.”

But the Division of Motor Vehicles blocked her plan because they thought the combination of letters could be interpreted as profane.

Says Department of Revenue spokesman Mark Couch: “We don’t allow ‘FU’ because some people could read that as street language for sex.”

Officials meet periodically to ensure state plates stay free of letters that abbreviate gang slang, drug terms or obscene phrases.

The 38-year-old Coffman-Lee says tofu is a staple of her family’s diet because they are vegan and that the DMV misinterpreted her message.

Search the web with Scour.com and make money

Kat Path — Tue, 12 May 2009 12:46:57 +0000

I’ve been using for sometimes now a new search engine called Scour. In fact it’s a metasearch engine combining the three most used search engines: Google, Yahoo and Live/MSN Search into a single aggregated search page with social concepts. With Scour, all three engines are searched all at once for you, with the results returned quickly on one page. The speed and quality of results are outstanding! In fact better then any of the 3 major engines alone. You need to try it.

Not only the results are great but Scour rewards users with a point for each unique search conducted through the Scour Toolbar or at the website, as well as for commenting or rating a result. Points can also be acquired through use of its affiliate program, with a matching 25% commission given to the host of the referral. Once users have accumulated a certain amount of points they can be redeemed for a Visa gift card or PayPal money transfer. You get paid to search the web!

Scour sample search

Every Scour member is able to vote each listing up or down based on its relevance to their keyword as well as comment on their experiences with the site. It’s working to evolve search and deliver a much greater value to the User.

Also for the next 3 months, Scour is going to give away $1,000 to one lucky user each month. That’s right, 1 Scour user will receive $1,000 for searching on Scour. All you have to do is conduct your normal searches and Scour will award you with 1 Scour entry per search.

Google Flags Whole Internet As Malware

The Trunk Monkey

Kat Path — Tue, 12 May 2009 04:05:19 +0000

The Trunk Monkey is a revolutionary idea by Suburban Auto Group.

The Trunk Monkey Road Rage Assistant

The Trunk Monkey Tickets Negotiation

The Trunk Monkey Pediatric Edition

The Trunk Monkey Chaperon Edition

The Trunk Monkey Alien Abduction Protection System

The Trunk Monkey Vandalism Protection System

The Trunk Monkey Paramedic Edition

The Trunk Monkey Theft Retrival System

The Trunk Monkey Samurai Edition

The Trunk Monkey Office Work

The Trunk Monkey Will Do Anything to Help

MSNBC Producer Flips Out and Swears Live on TV

Kat Path — Sun, 10 May 2009 20:03:44 +0000

This poor MSNBC anchor was just trying to report on the story about some little kids at a daycare surviving a tornado in Windsor, Colorado but instead of talking to someone live, all you can hear is a producer swearing and screaming. Yikes! We hope they enjoyed their career while it lasted…

Funny Classified Ads

Kat Path — Sun, 10 May 2009 05:02:15 +0000

This is some of the funniest classified ads ever posted. Too damn funny.

Sloche 10th Anniversery: It taste funny!

Kat Path — Fri, 08 May 2009 03:41:23 +0000

Sloche is a frozen beverage sold by the convenience store chain Couche-Tard, mostly in the province of Quebec, Canada. While it is similar in concept to the traditional Slush Puppie, Sloche has gathered much publicity through an aggressive (and sometimes controversial) marketing campaign. The oversized Sloche plastic cups are covered with humorous slogans such as: “No animal has tasted this product before you”, “A good source of crushed ice”. It is also Quebec’s equivalent to Icee, which is only sold in the United States, English Canada and Mexico.

All Sloche flavor names are humorous and often gross, a marketing decision aimed at pleasing a mostly teenager crowd. The brand mission was described as: “To satisfy their need for sensory gratification and protest against authority, parents and society.”

As for the product itself; Couche Tard invested over 1 millions dollars to came up with the perfect Slush, with colors that are vivid and a taste much sweeter and intense that of Slush Puppy. But the biggest improvement they made, was the overall quality, Slush have an intense taste at first and quickly you end up with simply melting crushed ice. Well Sloche is a perfect product, it taste the same up to the last drop and ice take more time to melt. It cost more but is by far a better product.

I’m talking about Sloche because their latest ad campaign featuring clowns, is their most controversial to date. You to judge.

Sloche 10th Anniversary – It taste funny (Butcher)

Sloche 10th Anniversary – It taste funny (Shredder)

Cheddar Tropical (Tropical Cheddar) Net

Cheddar Tropical (Tropical Cheddar) Darts

Cheddar Tropical (Tropical Cheddar) Hole

Gadoue (Dirty melted snow) Tasting

Gadoue (Dirty melted snow) Filling

Goudron Sauvage (Wild Tar)

Liposuccion (Liposuction)

Swompe (Swamp) Frog

Swompe (Swamp) Firefly

Parents ask 10 years old son to drive them home

Kat Path — Thu, 07 May 2009 21:32:57 +0000

Randy Lewis, Buy this Dad a Beer!

A 10-year old’s driving services were requested by 43-year old Randy Lewis (that’s actually him in the picture, he was really wearing that shirt) and Paula Elaine Evans because they were too drunk to drive themselves. Other passengers included another 10-year old and a 6-year old. However, the driver lost control of the van at 90MPH and flipped it, before it finally came to stop on its roof.

Thankfully, all five individuals where released from the hospital with minor injuries, and Lewis and Evans (the adults could have died for all I care) both went to jail for charges ranging from child endangerment and neglect to DUI, a charge which can be levied in Tennessee even if you aren’t behind the wheel. After a performance like that, we sincerely hope nobody ever buys that dad a beer ever again.

When the authorities arrived on the scene, Lewis admitted to having consumed at least 15 beers as well as somealcohol while Miss Evans pounded down as many unidentified pills as she could before police arrested her.

Wow, making a 10-year old drive you home because you’re wasted? That’s just sad. I think we can all agree here that designated drivers should at least be 11½. You know, so they can reach the pedals.

Used condom not a children toy

Kat Path — Wed, 06 May 2009 18:32:34 +0000

Dad had gone out to get coffee and breakfast. Mom was helping their 4-year-old son on the toilet. Their 9-year-old daughter was playing Nintendo.

That was how the morning of Jan. 3 played out for the Wolfe family of Massachusetts inside Room 142 of the Homewood Suites in Mount Laurel, Burlington County. Soon, the Wolfes would pack up and finish their long drive home from Florida.

But, wait: The couple’s 22-month-old son was supposed to be on the hotel’s pull-out sofa, watching TV. Instead, according to a federal lawsuit filed this week in New Jersey, the toddler was choking on a used condom that had been left in their room before they checked in.

When Amy Wolfe heard her youngest child chewing and choking on the condom, she rushed over to help him and retrieved it from his mouth, but according to the lawsuit, the boy already had “ingested the contents.”

The suit contends that Homewood Suites and its subsidiaries, Hilton and Blackstone, put the boy at risk by leaving the “life threatening” item in the room and subjecting the boy to an increased risk of contracting a “sexually transmitted disease, including HIV or AIDS, or some other, potentially life threatening, potentially fatal illness.”

“The baby had to go through a lot of testing, and continues to, because of this disgusting, horrific incident that essentially violated the whole family, but mostly the young boy,” said the Wolfes’ attorney, Norm Hobbie, of Eatontown, Monmouth County. “It’s an extremely sensitive time for them.”

Homewood Suites did not return phone calls or e-mail seeking comment on the suit yesterday.

The 15-count complaint contends that all five Wolfes suffered severe mental anguish witnessing the incident, and that the boy’s siblings likely would have “psychiatric scars” because of it.

It says that Steven Wolfe has been forced to spend “great sums of money” to help cure his wife of a “loss of enjoyment of life.”

The suit says the Wolfes had been en route to Pittsfield, Mass., after spending the holidays with relatives in Fort Myers, Fla.

Virgin Galactic will stay Virgin

Kat Path — Tue, 05 May 2009 18:19:12 +0000

Virgin Galactic has rather churlishly rejected a $1m offer to allow an unnamed company to shoot a zero-grav grumble flick aboard its SpaceShipTwo vehicle – thereby depriving science of crucial research into how humanity might procreate during the very long haul to the nearest Earth-like planet once we’ve finally screwed this ball of dirt we call home.

That is another blow to Sex in space, after NASA Cancels “Sex In Space” Program.

The cash was slapped on the table “up-front, for a sex-in-space movie”, said the company’s prez, Will Whitehorn, According to Space.com. He confirmed: “That was money we had to refuse, I’m afraid.”

The rumpy-pumpy-free Virgin Galactic program is gearing up to take space tourists aloft aboard SpaceShipTwo at $200k a pop, having apparently already snaffled $40m in deposits from 280 customers keen to enjoy the two-hour jaunt to 62 miles (100km).

During the trip, punters will experience around five minutes of weightlessness – just long enough for a quick hump and a money shot, by our reckoning.

The original planned launch date of the service was 2007, although this has been revised to 2010. The first flight of the WhiteKnight Two mothership was recently knocked back to late 2008 at the earliest, while SpaceShipTwo trials begin next year.

Author Pierre Kohler claims in his new book La Dernière Mission : Mir, l’aventure humaine (The Final Mission: Mir) that both Astronauts and Cosmonauts have both taken part in experiments to see if sex is possible in space for future long duration missions.

According to the book, sex is indeed possible and after testing 20 through computer simulations, 10 were selected to test and it was found 3 positions that are possible without any mechanical devices to help out in the cosmic coupling.

Both the US and Russian Space agencies deny the claims vehemently. Either way, I’m sure the claims will sell a lot of books.

A lot of people holding their tickets to space will surely be interested in this book. Even with 5-15mins of weightless time, there will be people attempting ‘the deed’.

How long before we see 2010: A Space Orgy? Only time will tell…

Beate Uhse Erotic TV: Drawing

Kat Path — Mon, 04 May 2009 17:01:38 +0000

This is another really nice TV spot for Beate Uhse Erotic TV that shows how we can find erotic meaning where there is none. This is erotic drawing.

Thank You, Come Again Part 12: Longest ear hair

Kat Path — Sun, 03 May 2009 15:18:58 +0000

Accordng to the Guinness World Records, the record for the Longest Ear Hair goes to Anthony Victor (Madurai, India) has hair sprouting from the centre of his outer ears (middle of the pinna) that measures 18.1 cm (7.12 in) at its longest point.

Russia, where robbery is punished by Rape!

Kat Path — Sat, 02 May 2009 15:47:12 +0000

28 years old Hairdresser

A 28 years old hairdresser in Kaluga, Central Russia, locked a robber who tried to steal her money in the basement of the beauty salon. After that, she has brutally raped her hostage for three days. A court in Kaluga has filed criminal charges against both of them, the Russian website Newsru.com reports.

The 32 years’ old robber, who has not been named, burst into the salon armed with shotgun at about 17.00 on March 14. He demanded money. There were two hairdressers and one client in the salon at the time. One of hairdressers, who was studying judo and taekwondo, disabled the robber with a smashing body blow. Then she carried the unlucky robber to the basement and bound him with a hairdryer cord.

The hairdresser told her scared colleague and the client that she would call the police. But she did not. After work, instead of calling the police, she made her hostage undress. The perverted hairdresser forced the hostage to take several Viagra tablets. She chained the unfortunate robber with pink furry wristbands and painfully raped him for the next three days.

32 years old robber

After his release, the exhausted robber filed charges against the perverted woman. The frenulum of his penis was torn as a consequence of rape session.

“That’s ridiculous. We had sex just a couple times. I brought him brand new jeans. I fed him every day and gave him one thousand rubles ($25) before his release,” the hairdresser said.

In response, she filed charges against the robber.

The robber admitted that the hairdresser really did feed him royally.

“I actually don’t know what will happen to them. But it’s a pity that they could not meet in the cell. They would be a great couple,” one of the police officers said.

Man Was Paid To Fuck Neighbour’s Beauty Queen Wife

Kat Path — Fri, 01 May 2009 15:30:31 +0000

In Stuttgard, Germany a court judge must decide on a case of honorable intentions in a sitution where a man hired his neighbor to get his wife pregnant.

It seems that Demetrius Soupolos, 29, and his former beauty queen wife, Traute wanted to have as child badly, but Demetrius was told by his doctor that he was sterile.

So Soupolos, after calming his wife’s protest agreed to pay his nieghbor Frank Maus, 34 to impregnant his wife. Since Maus was already married and had two childern, plus looked very much like Soupolos to boot, the plan seemed good.

So Soupolos paild Maus $2500 for th job and for 3 evenings a week for the next 6 months, Maus tried desperately, a total of 72 times to impregnant Traute.

When his wife objected he told his wife, ” I don’t like this any more than you, I am simply doing it for the money”.

When Traute failed to get pregnant after the six months, Soupolos was not understanding and insisted that Maus have a medical examination, which he did.

The doctor’s announcement that Maus was also sterile shocked everyone except his wife, who then had to confess that Maus was not the real father of the two childern.

Now Suppolos is sueing Maus for breach of contract, in an effort to get his money back, but Maus refuses to give it back saying he did not guarantee results, only that he would give it his best effort.

Those Sick Japaneses Part 28: 5 Rangers

Kat Path — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 20:38:36 +0000

Thank You, Come Again Part 11: Driving in India FAIL

Kat Path — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 20:42:14 +0000

This is what driving in India look like. No wonder they all fail their driving courses in America.

Those Sick Japaneses Part 27: Ping Pong Matrix

Kat Path — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 20:43:20 +0000

This is Ping Pong a la Matrix.

Missy Stone in Keeping It Up for the KardASSians

Kat Path — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 07:25:09 +0000

Missy Stone as Khloe Kardassian & Marie McCray get it on in a dungeon below a porn shop.

Aiden Star in Keeping It Up for the KardASSians

Kat Path — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 07:24:52 +0000

Veronica Rayne as Kim Kardassian and Aiden Star share Aiden’s boyfriend between each other.

Veronica and Aiden are best friends who share everything including their boyfriend in Keeping it up for the KardASSians.

Nicki Hunter in Keeping It Up for the KardASSians

Kat Path — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 07:24:26 +0000

Nicki Hunter as Kris Kardassian fucks a helpless delivery boy.

Nicki Hunter sucks and fucks in Keeping it up for the KardASSians.

Dylan Rider in Keeping It Up for the KardASSians

Kat Path — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 07:24:13 +0000

Dylan Rider as Kourtney Kardassian fucks her boyfriend after a fight.

Dylan Ryder takes it deep in Keeping it up for the KardASSians.

Veronica Rayne in Keeping It Up for the KardASSians

Kat Path — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 07:24:06 +0000

Veronica Rayne as Kim Kardassian gets fucked hard by her boy toy RayJ

Veronica Rayne shows off her assets in Keeping it up for the KardASSians.

Kim Kardashian Angry Over Porno Spoof

Kat Path — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 05:52:50 +0000

Keeping Up with the Kardashians

Kim Kardashian is taking legal action against Hustler Entertainment for its porn parody Keeping it up for the KardASSians. The XXX spoof is a parody of the Kardashian family’s television reality show and shows the Kardashian family in all sorts of compromising positions.

The whole family appears in the porn parody version and Hustler has done a good job casting adult entertainment stars that resemble the actual Kardashians. Both the show’s graphics and theme music are also similar. There are reports that E! is also considering legal action because the “whistly theme song” in the porno sounds awfully similar to the one in the show.

Kim Kardashian previously took legal action against the distributors of her leaked sex tape, titled Kim Kardashian Superstar, in 2007.

Keeping It Up for the KardASSians

KatPath.com release 14, New Template 100% Green

Administrator — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 17:00:40 +0000

In order to celebrate this year Earth Day we are going GREEN! Green all the way, green like in Irish Green, like in little Green Man from Space, Green like EARTH Green. In order to do our part for the planet we redesign the whole site and optimized all scripts. Compress code and graphics as much as we can while keeping the quality.

Why changing the look of the site is green?

Small & fast site = less hard disk space, memory and data base load = less electricity required by the computer = less energy = good for the environment = GREEN.

Like our Hosting partner DreamHost, KatPath.com is now carbon-neutral and is zero carbon footprint oriented.

Following the hardware and software updates done on December we have now updated the interface itself. It’s now release 14! Yes it have been 14 different interface since the site was launched 12 years ago.

We made this website out of 100% recycled and recyclable electrons. If this site was printed it will required more then 33,000 pages. So more then 3 and a half trees where save by having this site on the web.

The update details:

Site interface and graphics are 25% smaller, 27% less database calls, site loading is 30% faster and 5% less memory is required.

Site is now compatible with 99.9% of all browsers. Using valid XHTML 1.0 and CSS Level 3.

If you have any comments or suggestions please contact us.

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Thank You, Come Again Part 10: Buy you own Oscar Child

Kat Path — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 15:49:59 +0000

Rafiq Qureshi, the father of Slumdog Millionaire child star Rubina Ali plans to become a (Slumdog) millionaire himself-by SELLING his nine-year-old daughter.

As he offered the shocking deal to the News of the World’s undercover fake sheik this week, Rafiq declared: “I have to consider what’s best for me, my family and Rubina’s future.”

Rafiq tried to blame Hollywood bosses for forcing him to put his daughter up for SALE.

As he tried to fix the illegal adoption deal, real-life slum dweller Rafiq declared: “We’ve got nothing out of this film.”

“This family wanted to take Rubina abroad. They agreed to come to Mumbai to discuss the adoption in May.

“But the approach has made Rafiq very greedy and he has said that he will consider the highest offer for his child. But they realize that the money will soon stop coming in and Rafiq is open to all offers.”

News of the World investigator made contact with Rafiq and said we had heard he was considering having Rubina adopted. He told Rafiq he was acting for a wealthy Arab sheik who wanted to take the youngster to live with him 2,000 miles away in Dubai.

Rafiq replied: “Yes, we are considering Rubina’s future.

“Why don’t you speak to my brother-in-law, Rajan, and he will discuss it with you? I will ask him to call you.”

Rubina’s uncle Rajan More – who speaks good English – confirmed: “Yes, we are interested in securing our girl’s future.

“Rubina’s life is miserable and she lives here with her stepmother. Most of the time she stays with me because she is not happy at her parents’ home.

“Obviously if you wanted to adopt we could discuss this, but her parents would also expect some proper compensation in return. We are talking of around £50,000 for this to happen.” In another phone call, father Rafiq coolly confirmed: “Whatever you have discussed with Rajan, I agree with. Whatever money is agreed by Rajan, I will accept.

“We can discuss everything about this deal when we meet. There’s a lot of interest in Rubina, she’s become very famous.”

Without querying the background, intentions, or even the names of Rubina’s prospective new parents, Rafiq arranged to meet them.

Rafiq Qureshi put angel-faced darling of the Oscars Rubina up for adoption, demanding “It’s 20 million rupees, £200,000.” (In fact 20 million rupees is £270,000, but their calculations were wrong.). That was an astonishing FOURFOLD increase on his opening demand. But Rafiq’s equally demanding brother Mohiuddin insisted: “The child is special now. This is NOT an ordinary child. This is an Oscar child!”

Classic Piano Duo

Kat Path — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 14:40:22 +0000

This is the ONLY way classical music should be played. Listen to it with a box of Kleenex.

Those Sick Japaneses Part 26: Girl tow truck

Kat Path — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 20:45:05 +0000

A Chinese Chevrolet Captiva owner is angry that her SUV is going to be towed so she gets into her car, starts the engine, and begins driving off…while pulling the tow truck with her. You never know when driving a big SUV may come handy.

Durex Commercial: PLAY

Kat Path — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 15:24:46 +0000

Remember: Never Fuck where you Eat and Never Eat what you Fucked.

Sexy French Game Show

Kat Path — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 14:15:15 +0000

No sure exactly what gameshow it is, but I don’t really care. It’s simply nice to look at girls crawling on those hugh tubes.

Sexy Window Washer

Kat Path — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 15:05:55 +0000

Yes I know it’s soooo cute.

Thank You, Come Again Part 9: Boy get Married to Dog, to Prevent Tiger Attacks

Kat Path — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 14:51:51 +0000

An infant boy was married off to his neighbors’ dog in eastern India by villagers who said it will stop the groom from being killed by wild animals, officials and witnesses said Wednesday.

Around 150 tribespeople performed the ritual recently in a hamlet in the state of Orissa’s Jajpur district after the boy, who is under two years old, grew a tooth on his upper gum.

The Munda tribe see such a growth in young children as a bad omen and believe it makes them prone to attacks by tigers and another animals. The tribal god will bless the child and ward off evil spirits after the marriage.

“We performed the marriage because it will overcome any curse that might fall on the child as well on us,” the boy’s father, Sanarumala Munda, was quoted as saying by a local newspaper.

The groom, Sagula, was carried by his family in procession to the village temple, where a priest solemnized the marriage between Sagula and his bride Jyoti by chanting Sanskrit hymns, a witness said.

The villagers then ate a feast with rich food and alcohol to celebrate.

The dog belongs to the groom’s neighbors and was set free to roam around the area after the ceremony. No dowry was exchanged, the witness said, and the boy will still be able to marry a human bride in the future without filing for divorce.

Indian law does not recognize weddings between people and animals, but the ritual survives in rural and tribal areas of the country where millions are illiterate.

Something to do with your hands

Kat Path — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 14:31:38 +0000

Did you know you can make you own porno by using only your hands? The only problem with it if you get aroused you won’t be able to use your hand at the same time. Make you are not alone so you can watch while someone else is doing the job.

Thank You, Come Again Part 8: The Smell of Stupidity

Kat Path — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 13:45:05 +0000

Jain Dharma Monks

Monks of the Jain Dharma (a minority religion in India) are forbidden to bathe any part of their bodies besides the hands and feet, believing the act of bathing might jeopardize the lives of millions of microorganisms.

It probably smell worst then it sounds.

Beate Uhse Erotic TV

Kat Path — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 23:39:51 +0000

Really nice TV spot for Beate Uhse Erotic TV that shows how we can find erotic meaning where there is none.

Vibrating Pussy

Kat Path — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 15:56:52 +0000

I’ve seen many things in my life in the adult industry but a vibrating pussy is a first. Anyone have her name? Her phone number will do too.

Thank You, Come Again Part 7: Donkeys get married, to bring rain

Kat Path — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 13:43:57 +0000

Residents of India’s southern city of Bangalore have married off two donkeys, in the hope that the ancient ritual will usher in good monsoon rains.

Though monsoons have hit southern India, Bangalore is still waiting for its first showers and residents decided to invoke the ritual – detailed in Hindu scriptures – after their prayers failed to deliver.

Two donkeys – the bride Ganga and the groom Varuna – tied the knot at a temple on the city outskirts to loud cheers of about 100 guests, who attended the ceremony.

Rains are crucial in India, as the majority of the country’s population of over 1 billion depends on agriculture and farming.

The happy couple – who wagged their tails, oblivious to the commotion – were married off in a traditional Hindu ceremony, with the bride clad in a green silk sari with gold zari.

‘Praying for rain’

Great attention was also paid to ritualistic details such as the perfect invitation card, the right wedding attire and the freshest flowers.

Sunshine is forecast for the next five days

A traditional band entertained the guests, who sprinkled the newlyweds with flowers.

“We are praying for rains. We need rains, hope gods are pleased and it rains in Bangalore today,” Manjual, one of the guests, told Reuters news agency.

Only at one point did the groom get restless: when his attendant tied the holy threads around his hind and fore legs.

The guests, each of whom contributed to the marriage expenses, were later treated to a traditional meal at the temple.

Before leaving the ceremony, everybody was hopeful it would start raining soon.

Meanwhile, the BBC’s weather forecast suggested unbroken sunshine in Bangalore until Sunday at the earliest.

Thank You, Come Again Part 6: Frogs get married, to summon rain

Kat Path — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 13:36:40 +0000

Barun and Bijuli at the wedding ceremony. Or maybe Bijuli and Barun, we're not entirely sure.

It’s a nice day for a green wedding – as two frogs got married in front of over 2,000 wedding guests in India.

The frogs were joined in matrimony in a traditional ceremony in Hengrabari, in the northwestern Indian state of Assam. It wasn’t the result of an amphibian romance, however, and neither of the frogs turned into a prince after being kissed.

Instead, it was an attempt to end the dry spell that has hit most parts of Assam over the past months, which has led to severe water shortages.

” It’s a traditional belief that when a frog marriage is performed, the Barun Devata [the rain-god] is pleased and the rain comes,” former councillor Bijoy Das told The Hindu newspaper.

The wedding of the frogs – male Barun (meaning wind) and female Bijuli (meaning thunder) – was accompanied by all the traditions of Assamese weddings, including songs and gifts presented to the bride.

The amphibians were then fed a special celebratory lunch of flies and mosquitoes. After the ceremony, the happy couple were sent on their honeymoon – by being released into a local stream.

A spokesman for the local authorities said: “The marriage went off very well. We hope that now the rains will finally come. The region is absolutely parched and we need rain. We didn’t know what else to do.”

The news was not so good, however, for a male toad who attended the ceremony, who died during the proceedings. We think “Kermit” suicide.

Those Sick Japaneses Part 25: Hard times at Shanghai Sperm Bank

Kat Path — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 12:11:22 +0000

Wonderful individual customer service, each transaction is done by hand

You all heard about the world situation, those are HARD times. But a Bank in China is willing to go the extra miles to make sure you give them ALL you got. They will give you a hand to help you get some relieved out of all your HARD moments and they will even PAY you for the trouble. They offer wonderful individual customer service, making sure each transaction is done by hand not with a computer. They want to make sure you will be Cumming again and again.

This is how it works: first you need to go for a health check, then 4 days prior your visit to the “free-hand-job-then-get-paid-paradise” you must abstain from sex and masturbation. You can go 4-5 times a month, and each time you will get maximum 3 hand jobs. You will also get paid RMB200 ( US$30 ) at the end of each session for your kindness.

Before you ask, I don’t know if it’s possible to make mouth deposits.

They will give you a hand, making sure they get all you've got

Address for whoever wants to give it a go: No 145 Shan Dong Zhong Lu, Ren Ji Hospital, Building 1, 7th FL, near Fu Zhou Lu, Shanghai, China.

FAIL: How to pick up a Girl

Kat Path — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 16:44:40 +0000

Always make sure the girl is on the same page or you may end up with a BIG surprise.

Thank God, you’re a man

Kat Path — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 15:25:19 +0000

Beer. If it wasn’t for this delicious golden substance, thousands of men the world over would be doing housework on a Saturday afternoon instead of lazing about. Its amazing stuff! Think about it!

Can you remember your first beer, its taste and the kick you got out of it? I do and from what I remember, it was a Black label, it tasted crap and I got embarrassingly drunk like only an underage drinker would. Then again I was only 14 at the time, sop maybe that explains it but I have a feeling everyone’s first experience with beer happened in a similar fashion to mine…give or take.

What I’m trying to say is, that beer even though we first despise it becomes one of the most desired beverages once we start to enjoy its characteristics. Know I don’t know about you but its safe to say that beer is a guy thing (just like an apple martini is a women’s thing) and this beer ad definitely played on that fact.

This is one very creative advert for Goldstar beer, meant to be published in bar toilets. I really like the whole flowchart idea. Click on the pics to enlarge.

Difference men and women: Getting ready to go out

Difference men and women: Having to go to the bathroom

Difference men and women: Willing to have sex

Floyd Barbershop, we’ll put a smile on your face

Kat Path — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 14:20:23 +0000

A really nice commercial tv spot for a barber shop.

Monday Morning

Kat Path — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 15:08:58 +0000

They are days where you should have stayed in bed. At least thank God winter is over.

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Thank You, Come Again Part 5: Trees get married, to fight evil

Kat Path — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 13:28:28 +0000

A Banyan tree, posing at a singles club

In a bid to ward off evil spirits, a remote Indian town has performed a marriage ceremony between two trees.

The town of English Bazaar in West Bengal state had been plagued in recent times by a series of misfortunes and crimes – including burglaries, murders and accidental deaths.

An official from English Bazaar, Gouranga Mandal, told the Reuters news agency: “There was an evil eye casting a spell and a few senior government employees had planted two trees here to bring peace, but could not organise the marriage ceremony as they died from illness.”

The trees – which appeared to be embracing, as one banyan tree wrapped itself around the trunk of the other tree – were married in a ceremony in which the trees were draped with garlands and cloth as clerics recited hymns.

One of the 250-odd people who turned out to wish the happy couple well, local housewife Lakshmi Das, commented: “The trees only can save us.”

Let’s just hope this marriage won’t end up in flame, rumor said he might leaf her.

3D Porn is CUMMING at You!

Kat Path — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 20:30:37 +0000

It was only a matter before someone took Hollywood’s hottest technology, 3D, and brought it to the Valley. Today we find out that Tommy Gunn, AVN’s Male Performer of the Year in 2007 is releasing Cummin’ At You! 3D.

Gunn utilized the same technology that was seen in films like Beowulf, Journey to the Center of the Earth and most recently My Bloody Valentine 3D to bring us three dimensional porn. Because documenting the sexual escapades of pizza delivery guys, pool boys and vice presidential candidates should not be constrained to two dimensions.

And they’re not stopping at 3D, our hero Mr. Gunn, took the latest Hi-Def 3D film production technology and combined it with a unique interactive experience to create “Cummin’ at You 3D,” the first ever “adult interactive DVD shot in stereoscopic 3D.” Watching the movie you can switch the point of view, or, as they say, “choose your own adventure”. So you can watch from the point of view of Sindee Jennings as Tommy Gunn gets about his work (he does 260 scenes a year apparently), or vice versa, in a tech twist, “choose a third person POV with ADVENTURE RANDOMIZER for a completely unique & random experience every time”.

To some, adding another item, 3D glasses, to your already robust porn watching checklist may not sound like the best idea. If you find yourself in that camp, fear not. The film’s press release points out:

“Recent developments in consumer electronics will allow the next generation of TVs to have three-dimensional technology built into them so that the viewer does not have to ruin their personal style by wearing unattractive cardboard glasses. The DVD will be encoded to work with these high-end 3D home theatre systems, but it will also work with a standard TV, projection, LCD or Plasma screens with the included 3D glasses.”

It’s also claimed that the movie has been produced to work with the next generation of TVs that are 3D-enabled, so the ‘ThrustVision’ (hmm, should I trademark that?) is future proofed! Allegedly.

The DVD’s trailer, which is not at all safe for work (unless your job involves watching 3D porn), can be viewed here. To enjoy the trailer’s 3Dness, though, you’ll need to find yourself a pair of those blue/amber 3D glasses. Thanks to the Monsters vs. Aliens 3D trailer that air during Super Bowl, 125 million pairs of 3D glasses are being distributed through grocery, drug, and discount stores in anticipation. The irony, DreamWorks Animation indirectly has a hand in taking porn 3D.

In other 3D porn-related news, Hong Kong filmaker Stephen Shiu announced on Sunday that he would be making “the world’s first pornographic movie in 3D,” a $4 million flick titled “3D Sex and Zen.” But Shiu doesn’t even plan on shooting the film until April and has admitted that it’s been hard to find a male lead “who is willing to undress in front of the camera.” Shiu says, “It’s a lot more difficult to find an actor than an actress for this kind of movie.”

Gunn’s DVD, however, was scheduled to hit shelves (shelves that are somewhere out of the reach of children, behind swinging saloon doors) sometime in March but is looking more like April. Seems like the Hong Kong filmmaker spoke too soon on that whole, “first 3D porn” thing. USA: first to put a man on the moon, first to bring porn to 3D. USA! USA! USA!

One last thing, the tagline of the movie -” Remember, everything is bigger in 3D, especially when it’s “Cummin’ At You!”. Nice.

Interesting tire repair method

Kat Path — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 02:20:34 +0000

That is a really interesting tire repair method.

Is there anything that WD-40 and a lighter can’t fix? If there exists such a thing, just torch it all with your mini flamethrower. Problem solved.

Infrared can see peoples dropping Bombs at the Airport

Thank You, Come Again Part 4: Phone lines in India

Kat Path — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 02:18:32 +0000

And you where wondering how come you don’t understand a thing when you reach for favorite call center in India. Well wonder no more.

PG Porn: Helpful Bus

Kat Path — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 22:41:16 +0000

This is the 3rd scene from James Gunn’s PG Porn series.

The Office’s Craig Robinson and Gilmore Girls’ Sean Gunn are looking to give Bree Olson, Marie Luv and some other lucky ladies a ride.

PG Porn: Roadside Ass-sistance

Kat Path — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 22:09:37 +0000

This is the second scene from James Gunn’s PG Porn series.

Sasha Grey’s car is jacked up and James Gunn is the only guy who can help her.

PG Porn: Nailing Your Wife

Kat Path — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 22:34:56 +0000

This is the first scene from James Gunn’s PG Porn series.

This construction worker is ready to nail your wife. Starring Nathan Fillion and Aria Giovanni and directed by James Gunn.

Thank You, Come Again Part 3: How can she slap me?

Kat Path — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 22:03:45 +0000

Esha The Goddess Smacked by Contestant on Dadagiri. Dadagiri is a game show on the Indian channel Bindass. Yes it’s in inglish.

You can also look at the Goddess TV spot.

Got Breast Milk ? I want to eat BoobCakes

Kat Path — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 03:34:13 +0000

A while back, PETA, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, made all the “weird news” columns in the US by suggesting that Ben & Jerry’s should use breast milk, like the kind your mum fed you from her mum tits, instead of cow milk. What crazy nuts! What a shocking idea! WRONG.

It is a FACT that breast milk is healthier for you than cow milk. In case you’re still dubious towards imbibing of le lait de teton, we forced our friend Patrick to do a taste test: Breast-milk cupcakes vs. some regular old cow-milk cupcakes. He was hesitant, but we were like, “Suck it up, wimp!” And we went on, “Don’t you think it’s weird that humans are the only mammals who still drink milk as adults? And not even our own, but baby fluid for a whole other species? Did you ever think about the fact that we’ve mutated our own stomachs in order to be able to digest bovine baby fluid, Four-Eyes?” And then Patrick went, “Let’s eat these cupcakes, by Christ!”

After quietly chewing for a few minutes, he whispered, “I… I can’t tell any difference at all.” But we said, “No, you have to choose one.” So he held up the cupcake in his right hand and said, “This one is vaguely tastier.” And guess what, it was the boobcake! Breast milk officially wins! And just in case you’re still dubious, we found and interviewed a BREAST-MILK EXPERT who confirmed what we already know: That we are smarter than you.

US: Hello nutritionist and breast milk specialist Elisabeth Kylberg. Can adults benefit from breast milk like babies do?

Elisabeth Kylberg: I think that adults shouldn’t drink milk at all, whether it’s human or cow milk. It’s food for babies. Cheese and yogurt, on the other hand, are good for us. Still, the longer women breast-feed, the smaller risk they run of getting breast and ovarian cancer. I wouldn’t be surprised if breast milk is one day used as a medicine—it’s been proved to kill cancer without even damaging the afflicted cells.

US: So what’s healthier for us to drink, cow or human milk?

Elisabeth Kylberg: Definitely human milk, but I don’t think there’s a market for it.

US: Is it possible to lactate without actually getting pregnant?

Elisabeth Kylberg: There have been several cases of women who’ve adopted babies and breast-fed them, or grandmothers who breast-fed the baby if the mother passed away. In most cases, they weren’t able to produce the same amount of milk as women who were pregnant, but if you stimulate the breast with a baby sucking on it, for example, it will eventually start producing milk. Even men can start producing milk after heavy breast stimulation, but their milk is not as nutritional.

US: So if we survived a plane crash and were left on a desert island, or in the Andes like in that movie Alive, we could actually survive on our own milk?

Elisabeth Kylberg: Ha ha, for a while maybe.

Gallery Update: New Angelina Jolie pictures

celebgals — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 17:35:01 +0000

Visit my Angelina Jolie gallery for more pictures.

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Thank You, Come Again Part 2: Indian man has married a DOG

Kat Path — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 05:00:06 +0000

An Indian man has “married” a female dog, hoping the move will help atone for stoning two other dogs to death.
P Selvakumar, 33, said he had been cursed since the killings, suffering paralysis and a loss of hearing.

The wedding took place at a Hindu temple in Tamil Nadu state. The “bride” wore an orange sari with a flower garland and was fed a bun to celebrate.

Superstitious people in rural India sometimes organise weddings to animals in the hope of warding off curses.

‘Tried every cure’

Crowds cheered the newly-weds at the end of the ceremony in Sivaganga district, about 50km (30 miles) east of the city of Madurai.

The “bride”, who is called Selvi, was led to the temple in Manamudurai wearing a sari before vows were exchanged in a traditional Hindu ceremony.

A relative of the groom who attended the wedding said he hoped Mr Selvakumar would now be cured.

“Fifteen years back Selvakumar was physically fit. But, once he attacked a pair of dogs and thereafter Kumar could not move his limbs freely,” the relative, Ramu, told the BBC.

“He tried every cure for his ailment but could not be rid of his disability.

“On the advice of an astrologer and others, he decided to marry a bitch to get cured. Then we arranged Selvakumar’s marriage with a bitch.”

A Strom of BlackBerry Bullets Shoots Apple’s iPhone

Kat Path — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 17:01:46 +0000

A new BlackBerry Storm ad has been making the rounds recently. It literally takes a direct shot at RIM’s fierce rival, Apple. While many online outlets incorrectly reported this as an official RIM ad, in reality it’s just a so-called "spec" spot used to boost a New York-based creative shop’s business. Nevertheless, it single-handedly puts Microsoft’s multi-million dollar marketing campaign to a shame. If RIM had the guts to air this, it could take the fight to Apple’s turf.

If you see the new ad by New York City-based creative shop dubbed Guava, you’d be forgiven for thinking the BlackBerry maker suddenly decided to take the battle to Apple’s own turf. After all, following more than one and a half years of sales, Apple’s iPhone is still a success story and RIM would like to remove it from the market. At one point, during the quarter when iPhone 3G hit the market, unit sales countered those of RIM, a small and symbolic but nevertheless an important victory. Combined sales of RIM devices have picked up in the meantime and are now ahead of the iPhone.

The ad in question is nothing but a so-called spec spot that is part of the agency’s show reel designed to attract new clients. It was obviously convincing enough to fool many online news outlets that reported it as an official RIM ad, but we were able to confirm that it is just a spec ad.

Designed to show Apple who’s boss, the ad cleverly plays on fruit sub context of both Apple and BlackBerry trade names. It starts with a nice, juicy red apple rotating slowly on the screen when a gun shot suddenly cracks the silence. With Pink Floyd Echoes playing in the background, a blackberry "bullet" suddenly blasts a hole through apple in glorious super-slow motion fashion. In the end, the blackberry continues on undaunted, not even phased after ripping the apple’s innards to shreds. How symbolic.

While it could take ad wars to the next level adding a little spice, it is unlikely to happen given RIM’s conservative approach toward advertising. Many companies have also found out the hard way that countering Apple’s aggressive tongue-in-cheek marketing tactics (one of its strongest weapon against rivals) is often a gargantuan if not impossible, task.

With that in mind, we give this one two thumbs up as it serves as great example that brave ideas like this, while costing probably peanuts in comparison, will still stick in consumer’s minds longer and more effectively than the message of a safe, ambiguous, look-like-everybody else advertisement. Microsoft’s multi-million dollar marketing blitz all but confused us with that series of Jerry Seinfeld and I am PC ads, but still also sticks in our minds it’s just filed under the "Huh?" category.