It was goodbye “Hannah Montana” at Sunday’s Teen Choice Awards as the once squeaky clean star Miley Cyrus (born on November 23, 1992 so she is 17) debuted a more adult image with a racy performance in hot pants on a stripper pole!

Cyrus honored pop princess Britney Spears with the “Ultimate Choice Award” for her “extraordinary contribution to the entertainment industry” at the show. But for anyone who saw the subdued Spears on her recent “Circus” tour, it was hardly “teen” oriented … 95 percent of show consisted of pole dancing, pelvic thrusts, spread eagles and sexually suggestive movements, not to mention her banned “If You Seek Amy” music video.

And it seems Miss Cyrus may have just spent a little too much time admiring the work of Spears as her own performance “Party in the USA” revealed quite the racy side complete with micro short shorts, black boots, bra showing and even the aforementioned action on a pole.

But Cyrus’ young fans are clearly behind her – the teen queen sailed away with six surfboard-shaped trophies at Sunday’s ceremony. Cyrus won for comedy TV actress and comedy TV show for “Hannah Montana,” music/dance movie actress and hissy fit for the “Hannah Montana” movie, music single for “The Climb” and summer song for “Before the Storm.”

Posted: December 22nd, 2009 by Kat Path
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Top 10 things a woman would do if she woke up with a penis for a day

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

09. Get a blow job.

08. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

07. Pee standing up while talking to other men at the urinal.

06. Determine why you can’t hit the bowl consistently.

05. Find out what it’s like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

04. Touch/shift yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may be to others.

03. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

02. Understand the reason for the light refraction that occurs between a man’s eyes and the ruler situated next to his member.

01. Repeat number 9.

Posted: December 18th, 2009 by Kat Path
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This is the Top 10 things men would do if they woke up and had a vigina for a day:

10. Immediately go shopping for zuchini and cucumbers.

09. Squat over a hand mirror for an hour and a half.

08. See if they finally do the splits.

07. See if ti’s truly possible to launch Ping-Pong ball 20 feet.

06. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

05. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes before closing time.

04. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

03. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

02. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for bigger breasts, too.

01. Finally find that damned G-Spot.

Posted: December 17th, 2009 by Kat Path
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FIA President Max Mosley has been caught on film allegedly taking part in what UK tabloid News of the World has characterized as a “Nazi orgy.” Although we initially thought it was the world’s zaniest April Fool’s joke, we were wrong. Sick and wrong. During the five-hour video, which the tabloid also has in possession (and which we have had a quick clip from up top*) Mosley appears to be both dominated and submitting to the five hookers, who NOTW alleges were dressed both as Nazis and concentration camp prisoners. The 67-year-old, who has been married for 48 years, was at one point whipped so hard that the orgy had to be halted while a bandage was applied to stop his bleeding.

The orgy characterized by NOTW as having a “Nazi theme” took place on Friday at a $4 million apartment-cum-dungeon near Mosley’s home in London’s upscale Chelsea neighborhood.

As President of FIA, Mosley is responsible for overseeing international motor sports, including Formula One. He enjoys a close relationship with F1 Supremo Bernie Ecclestone.

Mosley’s father Oswald was a notorious fascist and Hitler supporter. Max has been controversially linked to his father’s beliefs.

Kicking off the orgy by playing a detainee, Mosley had both his genitals and head inspected for lice, in a way reminiscent to portrayals of incoming concentration camp detainees, before lying to the hookers to purposefully bring about a severe beating. After the session ended, the girls enjoyed a glass of wine. Mosley was offered one as well, but turned it down in favor of a cup of tea. It’s not known what ramifications this will have on Mosley’s career or the sport he governs. [Via News Of The World]

UPDATE:Mosley got to keep his job despite acknowledging he participated in an encounter with sex workers in a basement apartment in London. On top of that, Mosley also headed to the UK courts to claim characterizations of Nazi overtones by NOTW were completely invalid, and even if they were valid, it was done in the privacy of someone else’s home.

UK High Court judge David Eady apparently agreed on both of those counts. In a ruling hailed by the former Archbishop of Canterbury as a ‘dangerous precedent’ undermining public morality, the News of the World must now pay Mosley $120,000 in damages, plus legal costs of an estimated $1.7 million, for making the claim.

Posted: December 10th, 2009 by Kat Path
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