Parents ask 10 years old son to drive them home
Randy Lewis, Buy this Dad a Beer!
A 10-year old’s driving services were requested by 43-year old Randy Lewis (that’s actually him in the picture, he was really wearing that shirt) and Paula Elaine Evans because they were too drunk to drive themselves. Other passengers included another 10-year old and a 6-year old. However, the driver lost control of the van at 90MPH and flipped it, before it finally came to stop on its roof.
Thankfully, all five individuals where released from the hospital with minor injuries, and Lewis and Evans (the adults could have died for all I care) both went to jail for charges ranging from child endangerment and neglect to DUI, a charge which can be levied in Tennessee even if you aren’t behind the wheel. After a performance like that, we sincerely hope nobody ever buys that dad a beer ever again.
When the authorities arrived on the scene, Lewis admitted to having consumed at least 15 beers as well as somealcohol while Miss Evans pounded down as many unidentified pills as she could before police arrested her.
Wow, making a 10-year old drive you home because you’re wasted? That’s just sad. I think we can all agree here that designated drivers should at least be 11½. You know, so they can reach the pedals.
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Shopping List Ideas: Inflatable Outdoor Movie Screen
Inflatable outdoor movie screen
This xmas I want to share with you my shopping list ideas for all the weird and must have gadgets. Here’s the first one, a inflatable outdoor movie screen! Invite your friends over for a cold beer and a good game! Also available without the Mickey ears 
Disney Outdoor Movie Screen Airblown Inflatable, 14′
Features & Specifications
Bring all your favorite movies, games and slide shows to the BIG screen with a touch of Disney magic! This Airblown Inflatable Movie Screen includes everything you need for easy set-up and self-inflates in seconds. Plus, it has the familiar Mickey Mouse ears! Model # 39117-32.
- Self-inflates in seconds
- Includes stakes, tethers, spare fuse, AC adapter and storage bag
- Disney themed with Mickey Mouse ears
- Ideal for birthday parties
- Great for use outdoors
- 14′ wide, 11′ tall, 120″ diagonal
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