An Indian man has “married” a female dog, hoping the move will help atone for stoning two other dogs to death.
P Selvakumar, 33, said he had been cursed since the killings, suffering paralysis and a loss of hearing.

The wedding took place at a Hindu temple in Tamil Nadu state. The “bride” wore an orange sari with a flower garland and was fed a bun to celebrate.

Superstitious people in rural India sometimes organise weddings to animals in the hope of warding off curses.

‘Tried every cure’

Crowds cheered the newly-weds at the end of the ceremony in Sivaganga district, about 50km (30 miles) east of the city of Madurai.

The “bride”, who is called Selvi, was led to the temple in Manamudurai wearing a sari before vows were exchanged in a traditional Hindu ceremony.

A relative of the groom who attended the wedding said he hoped Mr Selvakumar would now be cured.

“Fifteen years back Selvakumar was physically fit. But, once he attacked a pair of dogs and thereafter Kumar could not move his limbs freely,” the relative, Ramu, told the BBC.

“He tried every cure for his ailment but could not be rid of his disability.

“On the advice of an astrologer and others, he decided to marry a bitch to get cured. Then we arranged Selvakumar’s marriage with a bitch.”

Posted: March 6th, 2009 by Kat Path
Filled Under: Laugh Your Ass Off, Must See Shit, Thank You Come Again
With Tags: bitch, dog, douchebags, india, indian, indian man, marriage ceremony, married, wedding, wedding ceremony
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I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, ‘I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.’

I said, ‘WHAT??!! What was that?!’

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear…

‘You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.’

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, ‘Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?’

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take, so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, ‘Lets get a pair for each outfit.’

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you… she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, ‘That’s fine, honey.’ She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, ‘I think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier.’

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, ‘No honey, I don’t feel like it.’

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, ‘WHAT?’

I then said, ‘Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.’

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, ‘Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?’

Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either….but at least that bitch knows I’m smarter than her.

Posted: December 12th, 2007 by Kat Path
Filled Under: Fucking Tastic Stories, Laugh Your Ass Off
With Tags: bitch, boyfriend, girlfriend, girls, jewelry, love, men and women, sex, shopping, venus and mars, wedding, women
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Britney Spears

Britney Spears’ downward spiral continues, and even her latest music video for “Gimme More” isn’t immune to her bad decisions. In this un-cut version of the video, in which Britney Spears is basically a stripper (which she is in real life anyway), nothing is left to the imagination (not that you would really want to imagine Britney Spears naked).

No, in this video we see Britney Spears topless; grabbing her breasts, and generally doing things we’d rather not see. In fact in the video is not better then the live performance she did at the 2007 VMA. I’ve seen ugly wasted cheap whore that where better stripper and dancer that she is in the video. In a real stripper club I would give her 25 cents so she get off the stage and can call a cab to get a ride back home in her trailer park.

Speaking of Britney, Oups She Did Again! And again and again… And again? (I stop cunting long time ago). Yep you’re right, you guest it, we got brand new pics of Britney Spears’ pussy, vagina, snatch, cunt, muff, beaver, fuckhole, cum dumpster or my favorite: bitch whore slut. Why she don’t where panties? My guest is as good as yours, probably because it’s easier that way to get all the STD she always dreams of.

I don’t know if seeing Britney Spears’ vagina one more time means that she’s slipped even further into the depths that are her miserable life, or if she’s just maintaining the status quo, but either way that girl needs a crash course in underwear. Well she need more. She’s simply a dumb bitch, she married an asshole, got 2 kids and kick him out and well you know the rest.

Chris Crocker

I know she’s stupid but she not alone, have you seen Chris Crocker or Cocker (well who gives a shit)? His “Leave Britney Alone” video was a real piece of shit. Poor son of a bitch, you are crying because we said that she sucked at the VMA? Well sorry for you she did and that’s a fact. But I won’t try to argue with Chris because he is mentally deranged. Yes he is, he probably got abused as a kid, he felt ass first on his pacifier when he was one. He is simply an incest loving queer ass fucker, that fucks goats while blowing his brother. HOLY SHIT did he say “or a GOAT”!?!? Being gay I’m sure I would be proud of you Chris.

Now to flush all those ugly and nasty images out of your mind you should listen to James At War’ video.

Posted: October 16th, 2007 by Kat Path
Filled Under: Celebrities Pictures, Internet is 4 Porn, Laugh Your Ass Off, Must See Shit, Oops, Paparazzi, See Through, Upskirt, What Grinds My Gears
With Tags: beaver, bitch, britney spears, CELEBRITIES, celebrity, Chris Crocker, cum dumpster, cunt, fuckhole, gimme more, James At War, muff, naked, panties, pop star, pussy, slut, snatch, std, stripper, stupid, tits, topless, underwear, vagina, video, VMA, whore
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