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You all heard about the world situation, those are HARD times. But a Bank in China is willing to go the extra miles to make sure you give them ALL you got. They will give you a hand to help you get some relieved out of all your HARD moments and they will even PAY you for the trouble. They offer wonderful individual customer service, making sure each transaction is done by hand not with a computer. They want to make sure you will be Cumming again and again.
This is how it works: first you need to go for a health check, then 4 days prior your visit to the “free-hand-job-then-get-paid-paradise” you must abstain from sex and masturbation. You can go 4-5 times a month, and each time you will get maximum 3 hand jobs. You will also get paid RMB200 ( US$30 ) at the end of each session for your kindness.
Before you ask, I don’t know if it’s possible to make mouth deposits.
Address for whoever wants to give it a go: No 145 Shan Dong Zhong Lu, Ren Ji Hospital, Building 1, 7th FL, near Fu Zhou Lu, Shanghai, China.
I’m starting a brand new series of clips… Japanese Clips! Why? I’ve seen many sick crazy shit in my life but Japanese always found ways to surprise me. Yes they have a lot of cheap porn with hairy pussy, small blurry dicks and small tits but they also have some nasty alien monsters with 8 dicks raping shoolgirls! Can our aliens do that? I think not. They can only kill cows or abduct some druken white trash in the middle of nowhere to test anal probes.
My first clip, a Japanese TV Station