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Harry Potter and the Half-Naked Emma Watson

According to many website this picture of Emma Watson Half-Naked is the real deal. I don’t know if it’s true or not but still nice.

Look at my other Emma Watson pictures for panties, pussy, see through and upskirt.

Also visit my Celebrities Gallery for even more Emma Watson sexy and naked pics.

Posted: September 18th, 2009 by
Filled Under: Celebrities Pictures, Oops, Paparazzi, See Through, Upskirt
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Got Breast Milk ? I want to eat BoobCakes

A while back, PETA, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, made all the “weird news” columns in the US by suggesting that Ben & Jerry’s should use breast milk, like the kind your mum fed you from her mum tits, instead of cow milk. What crazy nuts! What a shocking idea! WRONG.

It is a FACT that breast milk is healthier for you than cow milk. In case you’re still dubious towards imbibing of le lait de teton, we forced our friend Patrick to do a taste test: Breast-milk cupcakes vs. some regular old cow-milk cupcakes. He was hesitant, but we were like, “Suck it up, wimp!” And we went on, “Don’t you think it’s weird that humans are the only mammals who still drink milk as adults? And not even our own, but baby fluid for a whole other species? Did you ever think about the fact that we’ve mutated our own stomachs in order to be able to digest bovine baby fluid, Four-Eyes?” And then Patrick went, “Let’s eat these cupcakes, by Christ!”

After quietly chewing for a few minutes, he whispered, “I… I can’t tell any difference at all.” But we said, “No, you have to choose one.” So he held up the cupcake in his right hand and said, “This one is vaguely tastier.” And guess what, it was the boobcake! Breast milk officially wins! And just in case you’re still dubious, we found and interviewed a BREAST-MILK EXPERT who confirmed what we already know: That we are smarter than you.

US: Hello nutritionist and breast milk specialist Elisabeth Kylberg. Can adults benefit from breast milk like babies do?

Elisabeth Kylberg: I think that adults shouldn’t drink milk at all, whether it’s human or cow milk. It’s food for babies. Cheese and yogurt, on the other hand, are good for us. Still, the longer women breast-feed, the smaller risk they run of getting breast and ovarian cancer. I wouldn’t be surprised if breast milk is one day used as a medicine—it’s been proved to kill cancer without even damaging the afflicted cells.

US: So what’s healthier for us to drink, cow or human milk?

Elisabeth Kylberg: Definitely human milk, but I don’t think there’s a market for it.

US: Is it possible to lactate without actually getting pregnant?

Elisabeth Kylberg: There have been several cases of women who’ve adopted babies and breast-fed them, or grandmothers who breast-fed the baby if the mother passed away. In most cases, they weren’t able to produce the same amount of milk as women who were pregnant, but if you stimulate the breast with a baby sucking on it, for example, it will eventually start producing milk. Even men can start producing milk after heavy breast stimulation, but their milk is not as nutritional.

US: So if we survived a plane crash and were left on a desert island, or in the Andes like in that movie Alive, we could actually survive on our own milk?

Elisabeth Kylberg: Ha ha, for a while maybe.

Posted: March 14th, 2009 by
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PETA’s Banned Super Bowl Ad – Veggie Love

Now, I’m not normally a fan of PETA. They seem to have the unique talent of taking a contested issue and holding an extreme position that can alienate most people. However, in this case I’m on PETA’s side. Their proposed Super Bowl ad, which features a bevy of beauties who are powerless to resist the temptation of veggie love, was deemed too hot for the Super Bowl by NBC. The list of complaints for the rejection includes:

  • licking pumpkin
  • touching her breast with her hand while eating broccoli
  • pumpkin from behind between legs
  • rubbing pelvic region with pumpkin
  • screwing herself with broccoli (fuzzy)
  • asparagus on her lap appearing as if it is ready to be inserted into vagina
  • licking eggplant
  • rubbing asparagus on breast

Visit Veggie Love for more details and videos

Posted: January 31st, 2009 by
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Examine Breasts and get a Scout’ Merit Badge

This is how two 12 years old Boy Scout are trying to get a Scout Badge by touching women’s breasts.

Well I did not know that Boob Massage was a new badge… It probably got introduce at the Scout Jamborgy with Fisting and Pubic Hair award.

Anyway those 2 scouts (their scouts name are probably Voyeur Beaver and Playboy Bunny) explained how they use the Internet to do their research. I understand that looking for boobs on Internet was probably really “HARD” for those two 12 years old. As Brian said: “We looked all over the Internet and those are really good” so I believe him.

Now they offer to “examine” your breast to find lumps, they will squeeze the nipple to make sure they don’t feel irregular and hope to find the lump in their pants.

They also have a nice website where you can send in your pics and learn it’s the most important thing you can do for your body.

Boy Scout Website

FreeBreastExam.net

Ladies (only young because old have experience) what are you waiting for? Like they say: Be Prepared! Get topless in Zach’s basement (it’s not a real basement because it has carpets) in order to have your breasts exams by a 12 year old. You never know you might help them find a bump!

They have my Merit badge!

Posted: November 27th, 2008 by
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Breasts: The Perfect Workout?

What burns more calories, working out or looking at breasts? Brainiac’ Richard Hammond assesses the health benefits of staring at a lady’s chest.

Posted: December 8th, 2007 by
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