This is the 2009 Annual Report on Humanity by JibJab.com. 2009 was rich in note-worthy and ridiculously events and people. Including the economy, GM bailout, the swine flu, Barac Obama, John and Kate, Michael Phelps, Octomom, Ballon boy, Tiger Woods, Susan Boyle etc…

This post is dedicated to the King of Pop Michael Jackson and to a marketting genious: Billy Mays.

Happy 2010!

Posted: December 29th, 2009 by Administrator
Filled Under: Laugh Your Ass Off
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Keeping Up with the Kardashians

Kim Kardashian is taking legal action against Hustler Entertainment for its porn parody Keeping it up for the KardASSians. The XXX spoof is a parody of the Kardashian family’s television reality show and shows the Kardashian family in all sorts of compromising positions.

The whole family appears in the porn parody version and Hustler has done a good job casting adult entertainment stars that resemble the actual Kardashians. Both the show’s graphics and theme music are also similar. There are reports that E! is also considering legal action because the “whistly theme song” in the porno sounds awfully similar to the one in the show.

Kim Kardashian previously took legal action against the distributors of her leaked sex tape, titled Kim Kardashian Superstar, in 2007.

Keeping It Up for the KardASSians

Posted: April 26th, 2009 by Kat Path
Filled Under: Fake, Fucking Tastic Stories, Internet is 4 Porn, Must See Shit
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Rafiq Qureshi, the father of Slumdog Millionaire child star Rubina Ali plans to become a (Slumdog) millionaire himself-by SELLING his nine-year-old daughter.

As he offered the shocking deal to the News of the World’s undercover fake sheik this week, Rafiq declared: “I have to consider what’s best for me, my family and Rubina’s future.”

Rafiq tried to blame Hollywood bosses for forcing him to put his daughter up for SALE.

As he tried to fix the illegal adoption deal, real-life slum dweller Rafiq declared: “We’ve got nothing out of this film.”

“This family wanted to take Rubina abroad. They agreed to come to Mumbai to discuss the adoption in May.

“But the approach has made Rafiq very greedy and he has said that he will consider the highest offer for his child. But they realize that the money will soon stop coming in and Rafiq is open to all offers.”

News of the World investigator made contact with Rafiq and said we had heard he was considering having Rubina adopted. He told Rafiq he was acting for a wealthy Arab sheik who wanted to take the youngster to live with him 2,000 miles away in Dubai.

Rafiq replied: “Yes, we are considering Rubina’s future.

“Why don’t you speak to my brother-in-law, Rajan, and he will discuss it with you? I will ask him to call you.”

Rubina’s uncle Rajan More – who speaks good English – confirmed: “Yes, we are interested in securing our girl’s future.

“Rubina’s life is miserable and she lives here with her stepmother. Most of the time she stays with me because she is not happy at her parents’ home.

“Obviously if you wanted to adopt we could discuss this, but her parents would also expect some proper compensation in return. We are talking of around £50,000 for this to happen.” In another phone call, father Rafiq coolly confirmed: “Whatever you have discussed with Rajan, I agree with. Whatever money is agreed by Rajan, I will accept.

“We can discuss everything about this deal when we meet. There’s a lot of interest in Rubina, she’s become very famous.”

Without querying the background, intentions, or even the names of Rubina’s prospective new parents, Rafiq arranged to meet them.

Rafiq Qureshi put angel-faced darling of the Oscars Rubina up for adoption, demanding “It’s 20 million rupees, £200,000.” (In fact 20 million rupees is £270,000, but their calculations were wrong.). That was an astonishing FOURFOLD increase on his opening demand. But Rafiq’s equally demanding brother Mohiuddin insisted: “The child is special now. This is NOT an ordinary child. This is an Oscar child!”

Read more on News of the World website

Posted: April 25th, 2009 by Kat Path
Filled Under: Must See Shit, Thank You Come Again
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This is the 3rd scene from James Gunn’s PG Porn series.

The Office’s Craig Robinson and Gilmore Girls’ Sean Gunn are looking to give Bree Olson, Marie Luv and some other lucky ladies a ride.

Posted: March 25th, 2009 by Kat Path
Filled Under: Fucking Tastic Stories, Internet is 4 Porn, Laugh Your Ass Off
With Tags: adult, adult movie, bang bus, bree olson, CELEBRITIES, celebrity, craig robinson, helpful bus, james gunn, marie luv, pg porn, porn, porn star, pornstar, sean gunn, sexy girl
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This is the second scene from James Gunn’s PG Porn series.

Sasha Grey’s car is jacked up and James Gunn is the only guy who can help her.

Posted: March 24th, 2009 by Kat Path
Filled Under: Fucking Tastic Stories, Internet is 4 Porn, Laugh Your Ass Off
With Tags: adult, adult movie, car, CELEBRITIES, celebrity, garage, james gunn, pg porn, porn, porn star, pornstar, roadside ass-sistance, sasha grey, sexy girl
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