The GILF (Geek I’d like to fuck) of 2010 is Alessandra Torresani (IMDb Bio).

Because of her role of Zoe Graystone in Syfy’s channel Caprica I’m voting Alessandra Torresani [drum roll] the GILF of 2010!

Past GILF include Jaime Ray Newman of Eureka, Kary Byron of Mythbusters and Amanda Tapping of Stargate.

UPDATE: It should have been Ziya Tong of Daily Planet, she is the HOTTEST Geek in Canada but I was not sure she deserved the title until I saw Ziya Tong with a gun at the C.E.S. in Las Vegas. This is what I call a killer smile!

The GILF (Geek I’d like to fuck) of 2009 is Jaime Ray Newman (IMDb Bio).

Because of all her roles in Sci-Fi and Geeks TV shows like Veronica Mars, Stargate: Atlantis, CSI, Eureka and Eastwick I’m voting Jaime Ray Newman [drum roll] the GILF of 2009!

Past GILF include Kary Byron of Mythbusters and Amanda Tapping of Stargate

P.S.: The TV show Eureka, where she plays Tess Fontana, in the Season 3 finale indicates that her character is to be written out from the primary storylines in Season 4 and that is a shame.

Thank you for all you did and keeps on the good work Jaime!

Susan Boyle was this year sunshine, first time I saw this clip it gaves me goose bumps. Here it is in case you have been on mars for the past 8 months.

It was goodbye “Hannah Montana” at Sunday’s Teen Choice Awards as the once squeaky clean star Miley Cyrus (born on November 23, 1992 so she is 17) debuted a more adult image with a racy performance in hot pants on a stripper pole!

Cyrus honored pop princess Britney Spears with the “Ultimate Choice Award” for her “extraordinary contribution to the entertainment industry” at the show. But for anyone who saw the subdued Spears on her recent “Circus” tour, it was hardly “teen” oriented … 95 percent of show consisted of pole dancing, pelvic thrusts, spread eagles and sexually suggestive movements, not to mention her banned “If You Seek Amy” music video.

And it seems Miss Cyrus may have just spent a little too much time admiring the work of Spears as her own performance “Party in the USA” revealed quite the racy side complete with micro short shorts, black boots, bra showing and even the aforementioned action on a pole.

But Cyrus’ young fans are clearly behind her – the teen queen sailed away with six surfboard-shaped trophies at Sunday’s ceremony. Cyrus won for comedy TV actress and comedy TV show for “Hannah Montana,” music/dance movie actress and hissy fit for the “Hannah Montana” movie, music single for “The Climb” and summer song for “Before the Storm.”

According to many website this picture of Emma Watson Half-Naked is the real deal. I don’t know if it’s true or not but still nice.

Look at my other Emma Watson pictures for panties, pussy, see through and upskirt.

Also visit my Celebrities Gallery for even more Emma Watson sexy and naked pics.

Keeping Up with the Kardashians

Kim Kardashian is taking legal action against Hustler Entertainment for its porn parody Keeping it up for the KardASSians. The XXX spoof is a parody of the Kardashian family’s television reality show and shows the Kardashian family in all sorts of compromising positions.

The whole family appears in the porn parody version and Hustler has done a good job casting adult entertainment stars that resemble the actual Kardashians. Both the show’s graphics and theme music are also similar. There are reports that E! is also considering legal action because the “whistly theme song” in the porno sounds awfully similar to the one in the show.

Kim Kardashian previously took legal action against the distributors of her leaked sex tape, titled Kim Kardashian Superstar, in 2007.

Keeping It Up for the KardASSians

Rafiq Qureshi, the father of Slumdog Millionaire child star Rubina Ali plans to become a (Slumdog) millionaire himself-by SELLING his nine-year-old daughter.

As he offered the shocking deal to the News of the World’s undercover fake sheik this week, Rafiq declared: “I have to consider what’s best for me, my family and Rubina’s future.”

Rafiq tried to blame Hollywood bosses for forcing him to put his daughter up for SALE.

As he tried to fix the illegal adoption deal, real-life slum dweller Rafiq declared: “We’ve got nothing out of this film.”

“This family wanted to take Rubina abroad. They agreed to come to Mumbai to discuss the adoption in May.

“But the approach has made Rafiq very greedy and he has said that he will consider the highest offer for his child. But they realize that the money will soon stop coming in and Rafiq is open to all offers.”

News of the World investigator made contact with Rafiq and said we had heard he was considering having Rubina adopted. He told Rafiq he was acting for a wealthy Arab sheik who wanted to take the youngster to live with him 2,000 miles away in Dubai.

Rafiq replied: “Yes, we are considering Rubina’s future.

“Why don’t you speak to my brother-in-law, Rajan, and he will discuss it with you? I will ask him to call you.”

Rubina’s uncle Rajan More – who speaks good English – confirmed: “Yes, we are interested in securing our girl’s future.

“Rubina’s life is miserable and she lives here with her stepmother. Most of the time she stays with me because she is not happy at her parents’ home.

“Obviously if you wanted to adopt we could discuss this, but her parents would also expect some proper compensation in return. We are talking of around £50,000 for this to happen.” In another phone call, father Rafiq coolly confirmed: “Whatever you have discussed with Rajan, I agree with. Whatever money is agreed by Rajan, I will accept.

“We can discuss everything about this deal when we meet. There’s a lot of interest in Rubina, she’s become very famous.”

Without querying the background, intentions, or even the names of Rubina’s prospective new parents, Rafiq arranged to meet them.

Rafiq Qureshi put angel-faced darling of the Oscars Rubina up for adoption, demanding “It’s 20 million rupees, £200,000.” (In fact 20 million rupees is £270,000, but their calculations were wrong.). That was an astonishing FOURFOLD increase on his opening demand. But Rafiq’s equally demanding brother Mohiuddin insisted: “The child is special now. This is NOT an ordinary child. This is an Oscar child!”

Read more on News of the World website

This is the 3rd scene from James Gunn’s PG Porn series.

The Office’s Craig Robinson and Gilmore Girls’ Sean Gunn are looking to give Bree Olson, Marie Luv and some other lucky ladies a ride.

This is the second scene from James Gunn’s PG Porn series.

Sasha Grey’s car is jacked up and James Gunn is the only guy who can help her.

This is the first scene from James Gunn’s PG Porn series.

This construction worker is ready to nail your wife. Starring Nathan Fillion and Aria Giovanni and directed by James Gunn.

Emma Watson (known as Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter movies) upskirt & pussy shot of her see thru panties taken in London on her 18th birthday party at Automat restaurant in Mayfair.

Britney's Stolen Panties

Britney tries to wear panties… And that got her soo mad she stole a wig.

UsWeekly claims Britney Spears stole a wig and stripped down in the middle of the Hustler store in West Hollywood to try on panties on November 18th at 1am. A witness said Brit wanted to try on several panties, but they wouldn’t let her.

Brit took matters into her own ass and changed in the middle of the store in front of 15 people. She tried on boy shorts with the word “Barely Legal” stitched on the back.

A source said, “The employees kept saying ‘Don’t change out here!’ She’s just like, ‘Well, I couldn’t take them in the fitting room!’ It was like dealing with a child.” She also started to walk out with merchandise, but the staff told her she had to pay. She rolled her eyes and handed them a credit card.

On her way out Britney snatched a wig from one of the mannequins and ran off.

If she’s going to steal wigs can she please steal them from joints that have high quality wigs. I’m sick of seeing her skanky ass rat’s nest.

Oh and I’m just letting you know don’t ever buy undies from the Hustler store in West Hollywood. There’s a good chance Brit’s puss juice is all over em. Nast.

Britney Spears

Britney Spears’ downward spiral continues, and even her latest music video for “Gimme More” isn’t immune to her bad decisions. In this un-cut version of the video, in which Britney Spears is basically a stripper (which she is in real life anyway), nothing is left to the imagination (not that you would really want to imagine Britney Spears naked).

No, in this video we see Britney Spears topless; grabbing her breasts, and generally doing things we’d rather not see. In fact in the video is not better then the live performance she did at the 2007 VMA. I’ve seen ugly wasted cheap whore that where better stripper and dancer that she is in the video. In a real stripper club I would give her 25 cents so she get off the stage and can call a cab to get a ride back home in her trailer park.

Speaking of Britney, Oups She Did Again! And again and again… And again? (I stop cunting long time ago). Yep you’re right, you guest it, we got brand new pics of Britney Spears’ pussy, vagina, snatch, cunt, muff, beaver, fuckhole, cum dumpster or my favorite: bitch whore slut. Why she don’t where panties? My guest is as good as yours, probably because it’s easier that way to get all the STD she always dreams of.

I don’t know if seeing Britney Spears’ vagina one more time means that she’s slipped even further into the depths that are her miserable life, or if she’s just maintaining the status quo, but either way that girl needs a crash course in underwear. Well she need more. She’s simply a dumb bitch, she married an asshole, got 2 kids and kick him out and well you know the rest.

Chris Crocker

I know she’s stupid but she not alone, have you seen Chris Crocker or Cocker (well who gives a shit)? His “Leave Britney Alone” video was a real piece of shit. Poor son of a bitch, you are crying because we said that she sucked at the VMA? Well sorry for you she did and that’s a fact. But I won’t try to argue with Chris because he is mentally deranged. Yes he is, he probably got abused as a kid, he felt ass first on his pacifier when he was one. He is simply an incest loving queer ass fucker, that fucks goats while blowing his brother. HOLY SHIT did he say “or a GOAT”!?!? Being gay I’m sure I would be proud of you Chris.

Now to flush all those ugly and nasty images out of your mind you should listen to James At War’ video.

Paris Hilton the Hilton’s heir brat. She is not good looking (but she think she is), she is blonde (and stupid) she dated every possible young single multi-millions fortune heir she could find (preferably greek) and made lame sex videos with her then-boyfriend Rick Salomon.

The tape was leaked onto the Internet shortly after The Simple Life debuted. Then in 2004 it was released as a DVD titled 1 Night in Paris. This is the 36 minutes that was released on the Internet and by watching it we could learned one really important thing about Paris… She is terrible in bed. She don’t know how to SUCK and FUCK.

Please Paris, look at porno to learn how to do it but don’t make any other sex tape. Please!