The Oozinator Super Soaker aka The Cum Gun
This is a pedophile dream toy.
This is the staff meeting about the Oozinator, yes please.
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Comments (0)Harry Potter’s Sex Toy
I always thought that Quidditch was a guy thing, chasing small balls sitting on a stick and trying to put bigger ones on a hole. According to the following, it seems that ladies enjoy playing Quidditch way more then what was suspected… Especially if using the Nimbus 2000 vibrating broom. Girls playing with the broom gets wet, moan and scream for more.
Interesting, but then why only male play Quidditch? Is Harry loving to sit on something that vibrate?
Filled Under: Fucking Tastic Stories, Internet is 4 Porn, Laugh Your Ass Off, Shop 'Till You Drop
With Tags: broom, children toy, harry potter, sex toy, shopping
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Comments (0)The 10 Worst Versions Of Mall Santa
Mall Santas can go bad on several different levels. Here are the twelve worst versions…
Pull My Finger Santa
You'd think the pull my finger joke would get old after a hundred or so successful runs, but for PMF Santa it's like the first time every time.
Narcoleptic Santa
Halfway through hearing a wishlist he's sawing logs and drooling on a baby.
Touchy Feely Santa
Making kids and their parents uncomfortable one mall visit at a time.
Bad with Baby Santa
You have no business in this profession if you hold an infant like a ticking timebomb. Act like you've been here before.
Lapdance Santa
It's a shame when children take a back seat on Santa's priorty list to getting his junk grinded on by Mrs. Claus.
Shitty Fake Beard Santa
Try a little harder pal. Try a little harder.
Skinny Santa
The cheap bastard running the mall who refuses to dust off his wallet for a 250lb. old man Santa deserves to have the shit kicked out of him.
Flashing Santa
Nobody wants to to see Santa's dong. Nobody.
Sneak a Drink Santa
Even a bunch of dumb fourth graders realize there's something wrong with brown bottled water.
Saddam Hussein Santa
Everyone's gotta pay the bills, right?And Saddam Hussein Santa. Everyone's gotta pay the bills, right?
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With Tags: cheap bastard, children toy, commercial, fake beard, mall santas, mrs claus, old man, parents, santa, xmas
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Comments (0)The Baby Maker
Now I know where kids come from!
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Comments (0)Baby’s Handling Advices
Really helpful tips, I didn’t realise my preconception about handling babies are all wrong, I am so grateful and thankful to have these picture advices to teach and enlighten me, so touched.. thank you so much, thank you, master baby handler!!!
 Lifting Baby |
 Nursing Baby |
 Testing Baby's Bottle |
 Feeding Baby |
 Checking Diaper |
 Changing Diaper |
 Containing Baby |
 Bundling Baby |
 Waking Baby |
 Fun Games for Baby |
 Buckling Up Baby |
 Walking with Baby |
 Shopping with Baby |
 Playing with Baby |
 Exercising Baby |
 Massaging Baby |
 Washing Baby |
 Drying Baby |
 Helping Baby Teethe |
 Calming Baby |
 Stimulating Baby |
 Bonding with Baby |
 Making Baby Smile |
 Introducing to Pets |
 Clearing Baby's Nose |
 Putting Baby to Bed |
 Babyproofing Home |
 Choosing a Babysitter |
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