WTF is this? It look like a Boob Machine… but why? This is disturbing.

Still wandering what to give for Christmas this year? It’s not an easy one, with the economic recession everyone is trying to work with a tight budget.

Still your kids are asking you for Guitar Hero 5 but you don’t have money? I have the PERFECT gift for you. It’s called: an Air Guitar! It’s cheap, easy to play, unbreakable, does not required batteries.

If you want to invest a bit (around 20$) you can go with a Guitar Hero Air Guitar kit.

You want to go with the Band kit? You can also have Air Drum.

If you sing, the Air Singing.

What are you waiting for? Start your Air Band now and you may end up on national TV or even in front on thousand of peoples in Finland for the World Championship.

If you can’t find any Air Guitar in your local store, you can buy it directly from me for only 1.99$ Canadian (it’s $1.87 USD)! Yes an ORIGINAL Air Guitar for only 1.99$ or the combo Air Guitar + Air Drum for only 2.99$ and the full Air Band Kit including guitar, drum, vocal and bass for a super low price of 4.99$!! FREE SHIPPING Worldwide in less then 30 seconds.

Good luck to you and Merry Christmas!

Somebody’s having a little fun in the Website management department at Sears. Found in the Human Cooking section and the Grills to Cook Babies and More subsection is the Body Part Roaster. Mmm, baby! TMZ first reported the goof, which listed any grill under “Human Cooking”. Here’s a link to the page that Sears quickly fixed. And here’s what it looked like for a brief period yesterday:

There might have just been a bit of space dust on the website, however. It really meant to say “Grills to Cook for Babies and More”. You know, cause it’s a cooking website! And despite the quick fix, you can still Google it:

Those purchasing a vehicle at Max Motors in Butler Missouri will receive an AK-47 assault rifle with their purchase during the month of August.

This is the second consecutive year the dealership has given away vouchers for a firearm as part of a sales promotion.

The logo at Mark Muller’s dealership is a nod to his feelings about guns – with an old west caricature pointing two pistols at those who pass by. He said it’s a nod to what he calls “big city” ways.

“We really are different than the big city dealers,” Muller said.

The actual promotion gives those who buy a vehicle a voucher redeemable at a gun shop for the $450 dollars it costs to get an AK-47.

“That way it separates you from anything bad that could happen,” Muller said. “We’ll put it in the hands of professionals who do this every day.”

The AK-47 ups the ante on a promotion Muller did last year, giving away vouchers for the price of the Caltec pistol. Muller proudly shows off the same pistol he carries in his pocket.

“We already did handguns,” Muller said. “Let’s do something more fun — AKs. You ever shot an AK? Oh, they’re a blast.”

Muller said he knows people are bound to be bothered by the promotion, even in his small city locale, people like Gabe Johnston.

“I would not encourage people to get an AK-47,” Gabe Johnston, of Jasper, Mo., said. “I’m fine with a rifle. But maybe not assault rifles … I don’t see the purpose of those guns.”

Muller said the purpose of any gun is protection — and at Max Motors, selling cars. “We get a lot of press out of these kind of promotion,” Muller said. “We sell a lot of cars. And we have a lot of fun.”

Muller says last year’s promotion, which also offered the option of $250 gas cards, sold 35 more cars than usual.

This year’s promotion is guns only, though Muller said customers can spend the voucher on a less expensive model, like a hunting rifle, or towards a more expensive one, like an AR-15 if they wanted to buy American.

Loose weight with the Shake Weight, every women should have one.

Triumph Lingerie in Japan, are finally making eco-friendly underwear. Apparently their new solar powered bra is a must for the energy-saving female. The only problem is that clothes can’t be worn over it. Wait… is that a problem? Other kooky designs include the ‘husband hunting bra’ and the one which is decorated with fake food and has a pouch to carry your chopsticks in.

The Trunk Monkey is a revolutionary idea by Suburban Auto Group.

The Trunk Monkey Road Rage Assistant

The Trunk Monkey Tickets Negotiation

The Trunk Monkey Pediatric Edition

The Trunk Monkey Chaperon Edition

The Trunk Monkey Alien Abduction Protection System

The Trunk Monkey Vandalism Protection System

The Trunk Monkey Paramedic Edition

The Trunk Monkey Theft Retrival System

The Trunk Monkey Samurai Edition

The Trunk Monkey Office Work

The Trunk Monkey Will Do Anything to Help

Sloche is a frozen beverage sold by the convenience store chain Couche-Tard, mostly in the province of Quebec, Canada. While it is similar in concept to the traditional Slush Puppie, Sloche has gathered much publicity through an aggressive (and sometimes controversial) marketing campaign. The oversized Sloche plastic cups are covered with humorous slogans such as: “No animal has tasted this product before you”, “A good source of crushed ice”. It is also Quebec’s equivalent to Icee, which is only sold in the United States, English Canada and Mexico.

All Sloche flavor names are humorous and often gross, a marketing decision aimed at pleasing a mostly teenager crowd. The brand mission was described as: “To satisfy their need for sensory gratification and protest against authority, parents and society.”

As for the product itself; Couche Tard invested over 1 millions dollars to came up with the perfect Slush, with colors that are vivid and a taste much sweeter and intense that of Slush Puppy. But the biggest improvement they made, was the overall quality, Slush have an intense taste at first and quickly you end up with simply melting crushed ice. Well Sloche is a perfect product, it taste the same up to the last drop and ice take more time to melt. It cost more but is by far a better product.

I’m talking about Sloche because their latest ad campaign featuring clowns, is their most controversial to date. You to judge.

Sloche 10th Anniversary – It taste funny (Butcher)

Sloche 10th Anniversary – It taste funny (Shredder)

Cheddar Tropical (Tropical Cheddar) Net

Cheddar Tropical (Tropical Cheddar) Darts

Cheddar Tropical (Tropical Cheddar) Hole

Gadoue (Dirty melted snow) Tasting

Gadoue (Dirty melted snow) Filling

Goudron Sauvage (Wild Tar)

Liposuccion (Liposuction)

Swompe (Swamp) Frog

Swompe (Swamp) Firefly

This is another really nice TV spot for Beate Uhse Erotic TV that shows how we can find erotic meaning where there is none. This is erotic drawing.

Remember: Never Fuck where you Eat and Never Eat what you Fucked.

Yes I know it’s soooo cute.

Really nice TV spot for Beate Uhse Erotic TV that shows how we can find erotic meaning where there is none.

Always make sure the girl is on the same page or you may end up with a BIG surprise.

Beer. If it wasn’t for this delicious golden substance, thousands of men the world over would be doing housework on a Saturday afternoon instead of lazing about. Its amazing stuff! Think about it!

Can you remember your first beer, its taste and the kick you got out of it? I do and from what I remember, it was a Black label, it tasted crap and I got embarrassingly drunk like only an underage drinker would. Then again I was only 14 at the time, sop maybe that explains it but I have a feeling everyone’s first experience with beer happened in a similar fashion to mine…give or take.

What I’m trying to say is, that beer even though we first despise it becomes one of the most desired beverages once we start to enjoy its characteristics. Know I don’t know about you but its safe to say that beer is a guy thing (just like an apple martini is a women’s thing) and this beer ad definitely played on that fact.

This is one very creative advert for Goldstar beer, meant to be published in bar toilets. I really like the whole flowchart idea. Click on the pics to enlarge.

Difference men and women: Getting ready to go out

Difference men and women: Having to go to the bathroom

Difference men and women: Willing to have sex

A really nice commercial tv spot for a barber shop.

They are days where you should have stayed in bed. At least thank God winter is over.

Esha The Goddess Smacked by Contestant on Dadagiri. Dadagiri is a game show on the Indian channel Bindass. Yes it’s in inglish.

You can also look at the Goddess TV spot.

A new BlackBerry Storm ad has been making the rounds recently. It literally takes a direct shot at RIM’s fierce rival, Apple. While many online outlets incorrectly reported this as an official RIM ad, in reality it’s just a so-called "spec" spot used to boost a New York-based creative shop’s business. Nevertheless, it single-handedly puts Microsoft’s multi-million dollar marketing campaign to a shame. If RIM had the guts to air this, it could take the fight to Apple’s turf.

If you see the new ad by New York City-based creative shop dubbed Guava, you’d be forgiven for thinking the BlackBerry maker suddenly decided to take the battle to Apple’s own turf. After all, following more than one and a half years of sales, Apple’s iPhone is still a success story and RIM would like to remove it from the market. At one point, during the quarter when iPhone 3G hit the market, unit sales countered those of RIM, a small and symbolic but nevertheless an important victory. Combined sales of RIM devices have picked up in the meantime and are now ahead of the iPhone.

The ad in question is nothing but a so-called spec spot that is part of the agency’s show reel designed to attract new clients. It was obviously convincing enough to fool many online news outlets that reported it as an official RIM ad, but we were able to confirm that it is just a spec ad.

Designed to show Apple who’s boss, the ad cleverly plays on fruit sub context of both Apple and BlackBerry trade names. It starts with a nice, juicy red apple rotating slowly on the screen when a gun shot suddenly cracks the silence. With Pink Floyd Echoes playing in the background, a blackberry "bullet" suddenly blasts a hole through apple in glorious super-slow motion fashion. In the end, the blackberry continues on undaunted, not even phased after ripping the apple’s innards to shreds. How symbolic.

While it could take ad wars to the next level adding a little spice, it is unlikely to happen given RIM’s conservative approach toward advertising. Many companies have also found out the hard way that countering Apple’s aggressive tongue-in-cheek marketing tactics (one of its strongest weapon against rivals) is often a gargantuan if not impossible, task.

With that in mind, we give this one two thumbs up as it serves as great example that brave ideas like this, while costing probably peanuts in comparison, will still stick in consumer’s minds longer and more effectively than the message of a safe, ambiguous, look-like-everybody else advertisement. Microsoft’s multi-million dollar marketing blitz all but confused us with that series of Jerry Seinfeld and I am PC ads, but still also sticks in our minds it’s just filed under the "Huh?" category.

Pets that licks and gets you wet… We probably can find a few use for them.

Old funny commercial, a must watch.

Here’s the now infamous “Durex: Get It On” condom ad created by the Süperfad production company featuring horny animated balloon animals.

There are also a few outtakes from the ad.

Did you know you can loose weight with AYDS?

Removable Kitchen Sink

Does “You pack everything but the kitchen sink!” sound familiar? Well, now you can truly take it all with you now that a company called Hughie has developed a removable version.

Portable Kitchen Sink

With Green being the big trend for 2009 and into the future, Hughie of Australia has designed a cool new product to address the current water shortage down under. The award-winning Removable Kitchen Sink by Hughie is a must for today’s modern culture of conservation. Dubbed “Product of the Year 2008” the Sink works on the principle of waste-water recycling. The removable sink captures 80% of the grey water that would normally be wasted down the drain, allowing you to put it to good use in the garden or for countless other applications around the house.The eco-friendly sink is lightweight and features a sturdy handle and a versatile design that fits most any kitchen sink.

But beyond the kitchen, the portable sink also comes in handy for water conservation when bathing pets, to collect rainwater, or for use in the laundry tub or in the shower. Take it with you on your boating, fishing and camping excursions for an easy, plumbing-free way to reuse your water. The removable sink is available in a range of stylish colors, and includes an integrated plug and pourer. Topping it all off, the sink is made from environmentally friendly biodegradable plastic.

The Hughie Sink retails for $25.

Wide-eyed and not-so-innocent?

Anyone who’s seen Japanese comics, cartoon videos or anime art is instantly struck by the common look of the girls – big eyes that, by making the rest of the face look small, add the cuteness and sex appeal prized by many Japanese men. Since no amount of cosmetic surgery will make actual human eyes larger, some girls are trying another way to up their cute quotient: extra-wide contact lenses!

These are no ordinary contacts – they’re not only tinted, but tinted prominently in the extra-wide outer ring. The result is the appearance of a bigger, wider iris.

To quote the sales copy, “Wanna get big, watery shiny eyes without any surgery? CRAVE AND ENVY NO MORE!”

Geo Anime Lenses Series

The extra-wide contact lenses are made by a variety of companies including Geo and Dueba, and cost in the $30-$50 per pair range. It seems they’re not just cosmetic – send in your prescription and the lenses will be made to order.

The fake egg in cooking

In June 2003, there was a Chinese article about a consumer purchasing a bag of human-made eggs from the food market in Beijing. Although the faked eggs looked practically the same as real ones, the consumer smelled chemicals when cooking the eggs. The egg yolk dispersed quickly when it was mixed with the egg white, and the colour was pale. No flavour could be tasted after cooking. According to the officials of the National Bureau of Industry and Commerce, the faked eggs were made from chemicals.

News of human-made eggs was not confined to northern China. It was widely reported across the country. In less than a year, the faked egg industry has integrated itself into the retailing and wholesaling markets in Guangzhou. There is even a company openly teaching people the technique of manufacturing this kind of eggs.

The Process of Producing a Man-Made Egg

Evidence from Hong Kong and Guangzhou shows that the Guangzhou Bureau of Industry and Commerce identified a “faked eggs production” center and found more than ten thousands faked eggs at the centre in October 2004. That center was believed to be one of the many production centers.

A team of journalists from Hong Kong went to Guangzhou to investigate the matter. They found that there was even a “science and technology development company” teaching people how to make faked eggs out of chemicals. The course lasted for three days and cost six hundred dollars including the cost of equipments. The notes can be acquired separately at the cost of another hundred dollars. After the training, some people worked full-time to manufacture faked eggs for the market.

The chemicals used in synthesizing the faked eggs include baifan (alumen), gelatine, lactone, carboxymethyl cellulose, calcium choride, sodium alga acid, sodium benzoate, lysine, paraffin wax, calcium carbide, gypsum powder and so on. Although the chemicals used are not severely toxic, some of them post some long-term health risks when consumed or overdosed. For example, baifan (alumen) has been linked to Alzhmer’s disease if consumed for a prolonged period of time. Exposure to calcium carbide by faked egg producers due to carelessness can cause immediate irritation to the eyes and skin in the short term, while lung-irritation related bronchitis might arise in the long run.

Zhengzhou city’s local newspaper Zhengzhou Daily (Zhengzhou is the capital city of Henan province, in Central China) reported on Aug 13, 2007 that resident Mr. Wang, who’s selling food additive for many years, found that the chicken eggs he bought on night market didn’t look nature- his experience in food told him the “eggs” were made by additive!

So he caught the boss of the restaurant and asked him to tell he the truth, otherwise he will sue to the authority. The boss then reluctantly told Ms. Wang that the eggs were totally man-made, he actually didn’t make it himself but bought from a producer, and had finally told him the process of how to make fake eggs.

Mr. Wang then bought some materials – chemical food additive- and exposed to the reporter how to make fake eggs.

Additive liquor, for making egg yolk

Egg yolk is ready after concreting

Put egg white on egg yolk

You don’t need a chicken. Just combine sodium agla acid, water, gelatine, baifan, sodium benzoate, lactone, carboxymethyl cellulose, calcium carbide, lysine, food colouring agent, calcium chloride, paraffin wax, and gypsum powder.

Why make fake eggs ?

Because of money. The cost of fake egg is only 0.55 Yuan/kg ($0.08 US Dollars), while the true eggs’ market price is 5.6 Yuan/kg ($0.82 US Dollars).

The Moral of the story?

In a Communist Country what drive people is the Capitalist.

There is no place like Japan when it comes to vending machine weirdness.

You can get a whole slew of weird, but common, items like umbrellas, rice, beer, tobacco, eggs, and even porn, on any given street through the land of the rising sun.

However, in some darker and more obscure side streets of Japan, you can find vending machines selling things that even the Japanese find weird and strange.

One such vending machine that is found through out Japan is the “Used Schoolgirl Panties” vending machine.

As the image shows, machines would carry used panties with a picture of the schoolgirl who supposedly had worn them before giving them up to be sold.

Used schoolgirl panties are so popular, that even stores illegally sell them. As you can see in the below hidden camera investigation, schoolgirls can come into stores like this one and they are paid for the underwear they are currently wearing.

In fact the The Japanese government has identified the sale of used schoolgirl panties as such a problem they actually outlawed the sale or purchase of used schoolgirl panties anywhere, including vending machines.

A commercial was also made to help deter men from buying used schoolgirl panties by suggesting that the panties might not have even been worn by schoolgirls at all.

Beers, boats, dude time, wunder boning. When did fishing get so awesome?

Mall Santas can go bad on several different levels. Here are the twelve worst versions…

Pull My Finger Santa
You'd think the pull my finger joke would get old after a hundred or so successful runs, but for PMF Santa it's like the first time every time.

Narcoleptic Santa
Halfway through hearing a wishlist he's sawing logs and drooling on a baby.

Touchy Feely Santa
Making kids and their parents uncomfortable one mall visit at a time.

Bad with Baby Santa
You have no business in this profession if you hold an infant like a ticking timebomb. Act like you've been here before.

Lapdance Santa
It's a shame when children take a back seat on Santa's priorty list to getting his junk grinded on by Mrs. Claus.

Shitty Fake Beard Santa
Try a little harder pal. Try a little harder.

Skinny Santa
The cheap bastard running the mall who refuses to dust off his wallet for a 250lb. old man Santa deserves to have the shit kicked out of him.

Flashing Santa
Nobody wants to to see Santa's dong. Nobody.

Sneak a Drink Santa
Even a bunch of dumb fourth graders realize there's something wrong with brown bottled water.

Saddam Hussein Santa
Everyone's gotta pay the bills, right?And Saddam Hussein Santa. Everyone's gotta pay the bills, right?

The original Whassup? commercial from 2000.

Whassup in 2008? A spoof of the previous 2000 campaign to depict his critical view of the Republican Party’s 8 years in the White House and to support the presidential campaign of Barack Obama.

This one is going in my shopping list! A brand new elmo!

Inflatable outdoor movie screen

This xmas I want to share with you my shopping list ideas for all the weird and must have gadgets. Here’s the first one, a inflatable outdoor movie screen! Invite your friends over for a cold beer and a good game! Also available without the Mickey ears

Disney Outdoor Movie Screen Airblown Inflatable, 14′

Features & Specifications

Bring all your favorite movies, games and slide shows to the BIG screen with a touch of Disney magic! This Airblown Inflatable Movie Screen includes everything you need for easy set-up and self-inflates in seconds. Plus, it has the familiar Mickey Mouse ears! Model # 39117-32.

• Self-inflates in seconds
• Includes stakes, tethers, spare fuse, AC adapter and storage bag
• Disney themed with Mickey Mouse ears
• Ideal for birthday parties
• Great for use outdoors
• 14′ wide, 11′ tall, 120″ diagonal

Visit Wal-Mart for more details

The Bodybouncer seems to be an awsome new sex toy. You must watch the video below, buy it and leave me a detailed message (with pictures please) on how this novelty changed your sex life.

Did you know that you can get hurt just by selling Pratice Katanas?

While making cleanup on my server I notice some clips that where never published. So here they are.

Dell computers are good for porn!

That’s why you don’t give a 8 year old kid a computer in his room.

Another priceless moment! If you used to have Cybersex by chat you probably always wonder if you are really talking to a girl or if she is really 21, blond, 100 pounds and with huge tits? Now it’s all past with the webcams! Or is it?

Another priceless moment! A naked girl, a webcam and a strip show! What can you ask for?

That guy have a special request and having a MasterCard is Priceless.