A $3.37 beer lands a man back in jail
A young man will spend the next 60 days in jail after stealing a beer from a convenience store in Quebec. He stole the $3.37 beer to celebrate having just gotten out of jail.
Denis Danny Roberge, a 19-year-old repeat offender, had been convicted several time for petty theft, with his last crime landing him in jail for eight months, his lawyer said.
On febuary 19th, Roberge was released from prison and, looking to celebrate, visited the Laval store. He was caught by the store’s owner as he was about to steal the beer.
The suspect then fled the scene, with the store owner chasing him. Along the way, they came across police officers and Roberge was arrested.
On Monday, lawyers for both sides agreed 60 days in jail was the shortest possible sentence for Roberge. The sentence is longer than usual because of the teen’s prior convictions. For first-time offenders, such a small theft would likely not make it to court.
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Thieves have stolen a gigantic collection of ecstasy which was gathered by an enthusiast over two decades and carefully stored in display albums, police said.
A total of 2,400 tablets – collected by a man who said he did not take them but was “fascinated by the pills’ logos”. The man in the town of Eerbeek, 90 kilometres east of Amsterdam, claims he collected the pills over two decades, keeping them in coin collecting folders. They were allegedly taken during a break-in.
The pills were worth up to 12,000 euros ($19,200) and arranged in around 10 display albums normally used for coins in the man’s home, from where they were taken.
Police warned that they included a batch of 40 white and red tablets that could be lethal if taken.
“The collector claims that it was a hobby,” police spokesman Bert Top said.
“He is not risking anything at the moment,” Mr Top said, but added that authorities were mulling the possibility of prosecuting him.
Police added that collecting ecstasy in such a fashion was prohibited.
Spokeswoman Esther Naber says police believe the man is serious but can’t be sure. She said it is not clear whether the man will be charged with a crime, given that the illegal drugs have vanished.
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Comments (0)For World Series Tickets she is willing to go to the 3rd base
Susan Finkelstein
What Would You Do to See Your Favorite Sports Team Play for the Championship?
Susan Finkelstein wanted to see her favorite baseball team, the Philadelphia Phillies, play in the World Series. In fact, Susan Finkelstein wanted to see them so badly, she took out an ad in Craigslist for tickets. When an undercover police officer found out exactly what Susan Finkelstein would do to get Philadelphia Phillies World Series tickets, they arrested the 43-year-old fan.
Susan Finkelstein described herself as a “gorgeous, tall, buxom blonde diehard Phillies fan” in her Craigslist ad. She also said she was the “creative type” and that she was desperate for tickets. She said, “Maybe we can help each other!” The price, she said, was negotiable.
An undercover police officer answered the ad. Susan Finkelstein then offered to perform various sex acts in exchange for tickets to the World Series. Police, according to Crimesider, did not elaborate on what kind of sexual acts Finkelstein was willing to perform to get those tickets.
Instead of tickets, Susan Finkelstein was arrested and charged with prostitution and related offenses.
Offering sex for various services isn’t a new medium of exchange. It has been used for various transactions for centuries. Craigslist and other websites, including social networking sites, have simply provided another communication conduit with which to advertise.
Doggy Style with Susan?
Finkelstein’s lawyer has said police have blown the situation out of proportion.
“All she was looking to do was take her husband to a World Series game,” he told the Burlington County Times. “I guess she was going to work out what the terms for the tickets were… It was a variation of ‘will work for food.’ It doesn’t mean she was a prostitute.’”
CNN reported in August that a young college student had traded sex in order to have someone guide her into the Amazon rainforest. A University of Michigan study of undergraduates, ages 17 – 26,found that 27% of men and 14% of women had offered favors or gifts (“help prepping for a test, laundry washing, tickets to a college football game”) in exchange for sex. The study also found that 5% men and 9% women had offered sex for services or products.
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Comments (0)The Trunk Monkey
The Trunk Monkey is a revolutionary idea by Suburban Auto Group.
The Trunk Monkey Road Rage Assistant
The Trunk Monkey Tickets Negotiation
The Trunk Monkey Pediatric Edition
The Trunk Monkey Chaperon Edition
The Trunk Monkey Alien Abduction Protection System
The Trunk Monkey Vandalism Protection System
The Trunk Monkey Paramedic Edition
The Trunk Monkey Theft Retrival System
The Trunk Monkey Samurai Edition
The Trunk Monkey Office Work
The Trunk Monkey Will Do Anything to Help
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Comments (0)Parents ask 10 years old son to drive them home
Randy Lewis, Buy this Dad a Beer!
A 10-year old’s driving services were requested by 43-year old Randy Lewis (that’s actually him in the picture, he was really wearing that shirt) and Paula Elaine Evans because they were too drunk to drive themselves. Other passengers included another 10-year old and a 6-year old. However, the driver lost control of the van at 90MPH and flipped it, before it finally came to stop on its roof.
Thankfully, all five individuals where released from the hospital with minor injuries, and Lewis and Evans (the adults could have died for all I care) both went to jail for charges ranging from child endangerment and neglect to DUI, a charge which can be levied in Tennessee even if you aren’t behind the wheel. After a performance like that, we sincerely hope nobody ever buys that dad a beer ever again.
When the authorities arrived on the scene, Lewis admitted to having consumed at least 15 beers as well as somealcohol while Miss Evans pounded down as many unidentified pills as she could before police arrested her.
Wow, making a 10-year old drive you home because you’re wasted? That’s just sad. I think we can all agree here that designated drivers should at least be 11½. You know, so they can reach the pedals.
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