Sex For Dummies

Sex for dummies? WTF! What is so complex about sex? The book is over 400 pages?! I can write the book in one line: “Put it in, put it out, and do it again if necessary.”

If you are so dumb that you need a book to know how to have sex… PLEASE DON’T HAVE SEX!! On at least have sex with animals… Preferably animals smarter then you in case you got an offspring, their is a good chance it will be smarter then you. Well I doubt a book will be any use, since they probably don’t know are to read either.

Featuring Dr. Ruth… Well the G-Spot was not even discovered the last time she had sex. Hope she is not the centerfold!

BTW: If you are a beautiful girl and think you might need that book… Well if you are ready to pay 30$ for that book, simply drop me a line I will find you a man (or woman) that can teach you everything for FREE! (Well I will keep the 30$ and your gratitute)