Top 10 things a woman would do if she woke up with a penis for a day
Top 10 things a woman would do if she woke up with a penis for a day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
09. Get a blow job.
08. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
07. Pee standing up while talking to other men at the urinal.
06. Determine why you can’t hit the bowl consistently.
05. Find out what it’s like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
04. Touch/shift yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may be to others.
03. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
02. Understand the reason for the light refraction that occurs between a man’s eyes and the ruler situated next to his member.
01. Repeat number 9.
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So last month we broke the story about how one lonely, Viagra induced, Hong Kong resident almost lost his penis trying to make love to a metal bench.
It would appear the news did not reach one poor Malaysian man, who in an effort to increase his size, put a heavy welding nut on his penis and then accidentally got an erection which almost lead to him losing his penis.
The unnamed welder in his 20’s was attempting to lengthen his penis before his engagement next week by placing a heavy welding nut on then end of his penis in hopes it would stretch him out and make him longer.
During the process he gave himself an erection which caused the nut to become stuck on his penis, forcing him to call for help.
Fire and Rescue arrived on the scene but where unable to assist the man and were forced to take him to the hospital.
Sultanah Aminah hospital staff had to removed the top layer of his penis in order to get the welding nut off the poor guys penis.
Have to give it to this guy.. he had nuts of steel.