The latest chapter in the PG PORN series and by far the better. Watch Jenna Haze and Joe Fria in the PG PORN that was TOO HOT for Spike.com! For the first time ever, here it is, in Higher Def, and completely UNCENSORED.

The elusive erogenous zone said to exist in some women may be a myth, say researchers who have hunted for it.

Their study in the Journal of Sexual Medicine is the biggest yet, involving 1,800 women, and it found no proof.

The King’s College London team believe the G-spot may be a figment of women’s imagination, encouraged by magazines and sex therapists.

But sexologist Beverley Whipple, who helped popularise the G-spot idea, said the work was “flawed”.

She said the researchers had discounted the experiences of lesbian or bisexual women and failed to consider the effects of having different sexual partners with different love-making techniques.

The women in the study, who were all pairs of identical and non-identical twins, were asked whether they had a G-spot.

If one did exist, it would be expected that both identical twins, who have the same genes, would report having one.

But this pattern did not emerge and the identical twins were no more likely to have a G-spot than non-identical twins who share only half of their genes.

Mythical

Co-author of the study Professor Tim Spector said: “Women may argue that having a G-spot is due to diet or exercise, but in fact it is virtually impossible to find real traits.

“This is by far the biggest study ever carried out and shows fairly conclusively that the idea of a G-spot is subjective.”

Colleague Andrea Burri was concerned that women who feared they lacked a G-spot might feel inadequate, which she says is unnecessary.

“It is rather irresponsible to claim the existence of an entity that has never been proven and pressurise women and men too.”

Dr Petra Boynton, a sexual psychologist at University College London, said: “It’s fine to go looking for the G-spot but do not worry if you don’t find it.

“It should not be the only focus. Everyone is different.”

The Gräfenberg Spot, or G-Spot, was named in honour of the German gynaecologist Ernst Gräfenberg who described it over 50 years ago. It is said to sit in the front wall of the vagina some 2-5cm up.

Recently Italian scientists claimed they could locate the G-spot using ultrasound scans.

They said they had found an area of thicker tissue among the women reporting orgasms.

But specialists warned there could be other reasons for this difference.

The 25-year-old has now ballooned in weight to 223kg (490 pounds) after eating enough ice-cream, cakes and pizzas to reach the height of sexual pleasure.

She suffers from a medical condition called persistent genital arousal syndrome, where orgasms are triggered without direct sexual arousal.

In extreme cases, sufferers of the condition experience 300 orgasms a day.

She first noticed something unusual was happening as she tucked into a tub of ice-cream.

‘My friends thought I was making it up,’ said Miss Jones, of Colorado, ‘I was stunned but in no doubt of what had happened.’

She has put on 95kg (210 pounds) in the past five years as she gorged and climaxed.

She decided to profit from her affliction by setting up a fetish website where punters pay to watch her scoff herself to orgasm.

Miss Teen USA 2007 – South Carolina Caitlin Upton

Miss USA 2009 – California Carrie Prejean

The Miss Teen USA pageant was held on Friday night, and during the crucial question-from-the-panel segment at the end, Miss Teen South Carolina, Lauren Caitlin Upton, totally choked when she was asked why Americans are unable to locate the U.S. on a map. The poor dear rambles on about “The Iraq” and South Africa. Props to A.C. Slater, who managed not to laugh in her face, although you can tell he desperately wanted to. Ironically, as bumbling as her response was, it sort of answered the question: Because Americans are stupid! Needless to say, South Carolina did not win the title.

Miss California is not backing down from the answer regarding gay marriage she gave on Sunday night’s Miss USA telecast.

Carrie Prejean told FOXNews.com that she had “no regrets” and was happy with the answer she gave when a Miss USA judge, the gossip blogger Perez Hilton, asked about her stance on same-sex marriage.

“I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman,” she said on the live broadcast. “No offense to anybody out there, but that’s how I was raised.”

One person who was offended was Keith Lewis, co-director the Miss California competition, which Prejean won to make it into the Miss USA pageant. Lewis told FOXNews.com that he was “saddened” by Prejean’s statement.

“I am personally … hurt that Miss California believes marriage rights belong only to a man and a woman,” said Lewis in a statement.

Co-director Shanna Moakler, best know as Travis Barker’s wife in the MTV reality show “Meet the Barkers,” said that she fully supported Lewis’ condemnation of Prejean’s views.

Blogger Perez Hilton was also enraged, calling Prejean a “stuipd b***h” in a video tirade he aired on his blog.

But the backlash is having little affect on Prejean, 21, she says.

“I wouldn’t have had it any other way. I stated an opinion that was true to myself, and that’s all I can do,” she told Billy Bush, who hosted Miss USA, on his radio talk show on Monday.

“It did cost me my crown,” Prejean continued. “It is a very touchy subject and [Hilton] is a homosexual, and I see where he was coming from and I see the audience would’ve wanted me to be more politically correct. But I was raised in a way that you can never compromise your beliefs and your opinions for anything.”

“I feel like I won,” she said. “I feel like I’m the winner. I really do.”

Prejean also said that her sister, a second lieutenant in the United States Air Force, and a supporter of gay marriage, was not offended by her answer.

“She was just in my hotel room and she said, ‘Sis, I’m not offended by anything that you said. We have two different opinions and I love you because of it. I love you because you stood up for what was right, and it’s not a matter of being gay or not gay, it’s a matter of you competing for Miss USA and getting a question and answering it to the best of your ability.”

Miss California’s answer sparked a shouting match in the lobby after the show.

“It’s ugly,” said Scott Ihrig, a gay man, who attended the pageant with his partner. “I think it’s ridiculous that she got first runner-up. That is not the value of 95 percent of the people in this audience. Look around this audience and tell me how many gay men there are.”

Charmaine Koonce, the mother of Miss New Mexico USA Bianca Matamoros-Koonce, argued back.

“In the Bible it says marriage is between Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!”

The winner, Miss North Carolina Kristen Dalton, a 22-year-old aspiring motivational speaker and entertainer from Wilmington, edged out Prejean and second runner-up, Miss Arizona USA Alicia-Monique Blanco, of Phoenix.

It was goodbye “Hannah Montana” at Sunday’s Teen Choice Awards as the once squeaky clean star Miley Cyrus (born on November 23, 1992 so she is 17) debuted a more adult image with a racy performance in hot pants on a stripper pole!

Cyrus honored pop princess Britney Spears with the “Ultimate Choice Award” for her “extraordinary contribution to the entertainment industry” at the show. But for anyone who saw the subdued Spears on her recent “Circus” tour, it was hardly “teen” oriented … 95 percent of show consisted of pole dancing, pelvic thrusts, spread eagles and sexually suggestive movements, not to mention her banned “If You Seek Amy” music video.

And it seems Miss Cyrus may have just spent a little too much time admiring the work of Spears as her own performance “Party in the USA” revealed quite the racy side complete with micro short shorts, black boots, bra showing and even the aforementioned action on a pole.

But Cyrus’ young fans are clearly behind her – the teen queen sailed away with six surfboard-shaped trophies at Sunday’s ceremony. Cyrus won for comedy TV actress and comedy TV show for “Hannah Montana,” music/dance movie actress and hissy fit for the “Hannah Montana” movie, music single for “The Climb” and summer song for “Before the Storm.”

Each girl is given a 15cm long by 5cm wide ice cylinder with an olive in the middle. They can only use their body to melt the ice and free the olive. This is why I miss college.

My kind of cookies

43 peoples like this

My Goate is not stupid!

A car with Stains

It’s a new moon

A test confirms it, AC-DC ROCK!

Single does not equal Available

Good security question

Loose weight with the Shake Weight, every women should have one.

Farmers in an eastern Indian state have asked their unmarried daughters to plow parched fields naked in a bid to embarrass the weather gods to bring some badly needed monsoon rain, officials said on Thursday.

Witnesses said the naked girls in Bihar state plowed the fields and chanted ancient hymns after sunset to invoke the gods. They said elderly village women helped the girls drag the plows.

“They (villagers) believe their acts would get the weather gods badly embarrassed, who in turn would ensure bumper crops by sending rains,” Upendra Kumar, a village council official, said from Bihar’s remote Banke Bazaar town.

“This is the most trusted social custom in the area and the villagers have vowed to continue this practice until it rains very heavily.”

Triumph Lingerie in Japan, are finally making eco-friendly underwear. Apparently their new solar powered bra is a must for the energy-saving female. The only problem is that clothes can’t be worn over it. Wait… is that a problem? Other kooky designs include the ‘husband hunting bra’ and the one which is decorated with fake food and has a pouch to carry your chopsticks in.

What exactly is Khan Noonien Singh doing in Hustler’s new Star Trek porn movie? And what role does Sasha Grey play? We talked to screenwriter Roger Krypton.

It sounds as though This Ain’t Star Trek XXX will follow the storyline of “Space Seed,” the classic episode which introduced Ricardo Montalban’s Khan. At least somewhat. (Since there have already been porno recreations of “Charley X,” “The Man Trap” and “Where No Man Has Gone Before,” this isn’t quite so surprising.)

The Enterprise finds a ship that’s been floating in space for 200 years, and on board is Khan, in suspended animation. But with him are two sexy alien women — for obvious reasons. And judging from the photo up top, Lieutenant Marla McGivers plays a big role in the story as well, as the woman whom Khan tries to seduce. Khan, coming from an earlier time, is more barbaric, more macho and more “bare-chested” than the civilized Kirk, and he decides to try and take over the Enterprise.

And this is where the story diverges from “Space Seed” considerably.

According to Krypton, “Khan’s method of trying to take over the ship leads to the crewmembers having to engage in sexual situations against their will.” He wouldn’t go into details about this, but check out this work-safe clip of something weird happening to Kirk’s eyes:

Perhaps as a result of Khan’s machinations, Dr. Leonard “Bones” McCoy is forced to have sex with Nurse Christine Chapel, or they’ll both die. “They have a reason where they pretty much have to have sex, it’s a life or death situation,” explains Krypton. (Sadly, Spock doesn’t hook up with Chapel, despite all of the longing glances she gave him throughout the series.) And the film climaxes (so to speak) with a threesome on the Bridge of the Enterprise, between Kirk, Spock and Uhura. Take that, “Plato’s Stepchildren!”

Krypton, obviously a huge Trek nerd, insists that even though Hustler’s porn spoof is over the top and silly, it respects the original show, and tries to convey how these characters would really act in this situation. After all, the original show was quite campy at times, so it’s not that much of a leap. But the movie goes to some lengths to be true to the characters and their history, says Krypton.

There are no green women in the movie, because “putting someone in full body paint is a nightmare in a adult porn video,” says Krypton. It’s almost impossible to avoid having the body paint rub off on the other actor during a sex scene, and there are certain body parts that people might not want to paint green. Hustler did have a green woman in its Munsters porno spoof, and they solved the problem of paint rubbing off on the costar by color-correcting the image afterwards. (The color-correction gave the scene a cartoony look, which worked better for the Munsters than for Star Trek.)

But as we mentioned, there will be two alien babes. One, played by Jenna Hayes, is human-looking apart from her slinky Barbarella-esque outfit. The other is a Vulcan, played by Steven Soderbergh actress Sasha Grey. Grey’s character is struck with a “rare form” of Pon Farr, the Vulcan mating drive, and has to have sex with Captain Kirk in the Transporter Room — she just has to. And for Kirk, this is an opportunity to work out his issues with Vulcans after years of being frustrated with Mr. Spock. He can finally have sex with a Vulcan, but he finds that his frustrations with Vulcan logic persist even during their hookup.

Oh, and Mr. Spock doesn’t have green sperm in this film, unlike in some of the other porn films.

But the answer to the question you’re most anxiously asking — does Kirk look up and scream “Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!” during this film — is yes. He does. And Khan also yells “Kiiiiiiiiirk!” back. By the way, Evan Stone, who plays Kirk, doesn’t consciously do a William Shatner impression. But Stone, according to Krypton, already sounds like Shatner most of the time. He has a “cadence and a dramatic flair” that are quite Shatner-esque. He may ramp it up a bit for this film, but he doesn’t need much to seem Shatnerian.

Krypton is very proud of the high production values in this Trek spoof, which he says stand “head and shoulders” above what’s been done before. (You can see for yourself, with the pics and clip above.) Hustler spent a lot of money on the sets and costumes, trying to make it look as cool as possible, as well as “colorful and fun.” Find out more at Hustler World.

28 years old Hairdresser

A 28 years old hairdresser in Kaluga, Central Russia, locked a robber who tried to steal her money in the basement of the beauty salon. After that, she has brutally raped her hostage for three days. A court in Kaluga has filed criminal charges against both of them, the Russian website Newsru.com reports.

The 32 years’ old robber, who has not been named, burst into the salon armed with shotgun at about 17.00 on March 14. He demanded money. There were two hairdressers and one client in the salon at the time. One of hairdressers, who was studying judo and taekwondo, disabled the robber with a smashing body blow. Then she carried the unlucky robber to the basement and bound him with a hairdryer cord.

The hairdresser told her scared colleague and the client that she would call the police. But she did not. After work, instead of calling the police, she made her hostage undress. The perverted hairdresser forced the hostage to take several Viagra tablets. She chained the unfortunate robber with pink furry wristbands and painfully raped him for the next three days.

32 years old robber

After his release, the exhausted robber filed charges against the perverted woman. The frenulum of his penis was torn as a consequence of rape session.

“That’s ridiculous. We had sex just a couple times. I brought him brand new jeans. I fed him every day and gave him one thousand rubles ($25) before his release,” the hairdresser said.

In response, she filed charges against the robber.

The robber admitted that the hairdresser really did feed him royally.

“I actually don’t know what will happen to them. But it’s a pity that they could not meet in the cell. They would be a great couple,” one of the police officers said.

Keeping Up with the Kardashians

Kim Kardashian is taking legal action against Hustler Entertainment for its porn parody Keeping it up for the KardASSians. The XXX spoof is a parody of the Kardashian family’s television reality show and shows the Kardashian family in all sorts of compromising positions.

The whole family appears in the porn parody version and Hustler has done a good job casting adult entertainment stars that resemble the actual Kardashians. Both the show’s graphics and theme music are also similar. There are reports that E! is also considering legal action because the “whistly theme song” in the porno sounds awfully similar to the one in the show.

Kim Kardashian previously took legal action against the distributors of her leaked sex tape, titled Kim Kardashian Superstar, in 2007.

Keeping It Up for the KardASSians

This is the ONLY way classical music should be played. Listen to it with a box of Kleenex.

A Chinese Chevrolet Captiva owner is angry that her SUV is going to be towed so she gets into her car, starts the engine, and begins driving off…while pulling the tow truck with her. You never know when driving a big SUV may come handy.

No sure exactly what gameshow it is, but I don’t really care. It’s simply nice to look at girls crawling on those hugh tubes.

I’ve seen many things in my life in the adult industry but a vibrating pussy is a first. Anyone have her name? Her phone number will do too.

Wonderful individual customer service, each transaction is done by hand

You all heard about the world situation, those are HARD times. But a Bank in China is willing to go the extra miles to make sure you give them ALL you got. They will give you a hand to help you get some relieved out of all your HARD moments and they will even PAY you for the trouble. They offer wonderful individual customer service, making sure each transaction is done by hand not with a computer. They want to make sure you will be Cumming again and again.

This is how it works: first you need to go for a health check, then 4 days prior your visit to the “free-hand-job-then-get-paid-paradise” you must abstain from sex and masturbation. You can go 4-5 times a month, and each time you will get maximum 3 hand jobs. You will also get paid RMB200 ( US$30 ) at the end of each session for your kindness.

Before you ask, I don’t know if it’s possible to make mouth deposits.

They will give you a hand, making sure they get all you've got

Address for whoever wants to give it a go: No 145 Shan Dong Zhong Lu, Ren Ji Hospital, Building 1, 7th FL, near Fu Zhou Lu, Shanghai, China.

Always make sure the girl is on the same page or you may end up with a BIG surprise.

Beer. If it wasn’t for this delicious golden substance, thousands of men the world over would be doing housework on a Saturday afternoon instead of lazing about. Its amazing stuff! Think about it!

Can you remember your first beer, its taste and the kick you got out of it? I do and from what I remember, it was a Black label, it tasted crap and I got embarrassingly drunk like only an underage drinker would. Then again I was only 14 at the time, sop maybe that explains it but I have a feeling everyone’s first experience with beer happened in a similar fashion to mine…give or take.

What I’m trying to say is, that beer even though we first despise it becomes one of the most desired beverages once we start to enjoy its characteristics. Know I don’t know about you but its safe to say that beer is a guy thing (just like an apple martini is a women’s thing) and this beer ad definitely played on that fact.

This is one very creative advert for Goldstar beer, meant to be published in bar toilets. I really like the whole flowchart idea. Click on the pics to enlarge.

Difference men and women: Getting ready to go out

Difference men and women: Having to go to the bathroom

Difference men and women: Willing to have sex

Esha The Goddess Smacked by Contestant on Dadagiri. Dadagiri is a game show on the Indian channel Bindass. Yes it’s in inglish.

You can also look at the Goddess TV spot.

In 2006 I made a post about a young girl doing some pretty average lip-syncing to the song Crush by Jennifer Page, read Lalita Dancing and Lip-Synching for more.

Well her name is Lalita Chica and I got a few requests lately by some dudes that wanted to know if I had more videos of her. Well yes I do and here they are.

Lalita stripping to Kylie Minogue’s, Slow.

In a schoolgirl skirt, tie, boots and a wet t-shirt, to Paula Cole’s Feeling Love.

A montage of a couple of her movies with new music.

She also has a MySpace page.

There’s a Yahoo Group called FanLalita.

Enjoy your old jailbait dude.

Now, I’m not normally a fan of PETA. They seem to have the unique talent of taking a contested issue and holding an extreme position that can alienate most people. However, in this case I’m on PETA’s side. Their proposed Super Bowl ad, which features a bevy of beauties who are powerless to resist the temptation of veggie love, was deemed too hot for the Super Bowl by NBC. The list of complaints for the rejection includes:

• licking pumpkin
• touching her breast with her hand while eating broccoli
• pumpkin from behind between legs
• rubbing pelvic region with pumpkin
• screwing herself with broccoli (fuzzy)
• asparagus on her lap appearing as if it is ready to be inserted into vagina
• licking eggplant
• rubbing asparagus on breast

Visit Veggie Love for more details and videos

Super Bowl Strippers "All Hands On Dick!"

There’s Lip Stixx and Centerfolds and the Bliss Cabaret. There’s Diamond Dolls and Bare Assets and the Wild Gentlemen’s Club. In fact, there are, by one count, 43 strip clubs in the Tampa metropolitan area — one for each Super Bowl. And the week of Super Bowl XLIII is to Tampa’s naughty nightlife what Black Friday is to America’s shopping malls.

All the exotic dancing joints have earned Tampa a bawdy reputation — the lads’ magazine Maxim even put it on its top 10 list of best U.S. party cities a couple years ago, based mostly on the two score and more night spots to see naked or nearly naked women.

Now, with at least one spot planning to have a tent in the parking lot to handle the overflow of free-spending tourists, locals expect to profit mightily through kickoff Sunday evening.

“Based on what we did last Super Bowl (in 2001), the numbers will quadruple during that weekend,” says Nick Polefrone, general manager of 2001 Odyssey, a landmark club known for the spaceship-shaped VIP room rising from the top of the building.

Across the street is Mons Venus, a joint that is listed among the best strip clubs in the world by users of a Web site called The Ultimate Strip Club List. The two upscale clubs — walking distance from Raymond James Stadium, where the Arizona Cardinals will play the Pittsburgh Steelers — have been fixtures for decades. Polefrone figures Tampa’s naughty national image grew out from there.

“Tampa has a reputation for having the most strip clubs and the most girls who are a lot of fun,” says a 25-year-old exotic dancer named Claudia, who left her usual gig in Las Vegas to work the Super Bowl week here. (She asked that her last name not be used to save her family any embarrassment.)

Claudia says she’s worked four previous Super Bowls and expects to make as much as $2,000 a day performing at 2001 Odyssey. Most clubs treat the dancers as independent contractors who pay a flat fee to the house and keep the rest.

“It’s so crazy, everybody is in a such a party mood,” she says. “It’s a whole new level of everything.”

The clubs have been busy auditioning more dancers and upgrading their interiors. Some will stay open 24 hours.

The Tampa Tribune helpfully added a feature to its Web site listing the 43 strip clubs and allowing Super Bowl visitors to search for such information as the cover charge and dress code.

Tired of Tampa’s sleazy reputation, local lawmakers passed an anti-lap-dance ordinance before the last Super Bowl here in 2001, making it a misdemeanor offense for dancers to come within six feet of patrons. The measure got a lot of publicity, but police didn’t arrest anybody during Super Bowl week.

Police spokeswoman Andrea Davis says officers won’t be patrolling the clubs looking for dancers who get too close this time, but they’ll be obliged to investigate if someone calls in a complaint.

“Our primary focus during the Super Bowl is going to be public safety,” she says.

Bob Buckhorn, a former city councilman who pushed the six-foot ordinance, laments that the adult entertainment industry is “ingrained in the fabric of this community.” The point of the law, he says, was to attack prostitution and prevent other crime by trying to keep guys away from those places. He wishes it was more aggressively enforced today.

“It’s like cockroaches,” Buckhorn says. “If you don’t stay on top of it, it will infect and run you over. And that’s exactly what’s happened.”

To the city’s promoters, Tampa’s image as the Lap Dance Capital of America is not exactly something to tout in the glossy brochures. Travis Claytor, spokesman for Tampa Bay & Co., the tourism bureau, would rather point out other attractions, such as:

_ Beaches. Some of the best white-sand beaches anywhere are a half-hour or so from downtown. Two of them — Fort DeSoto Park and Caladesi Island — have topped the list from Stephen P. Leatherman, a Florida International University professor dubbed “Dr. Beach” for his annual rankings of the nation’s best coastlines.

_ Ybor City. The historic former Latin quarter east of downtown is a thriving entertainment district whose nightclubs will host some of the glitziest, celebrity-heavy Super Bowl parties. (There’s a strip club there, too, of course.)

_ Cigars. In the early 20th century, more cigars were made in Tampa than anywhere in the world, by Cuban immigrants. The city retains a rich cigar heritage, and some shops are still rolling them right on the premises.

But in the end, a lot of visitors will still be packing the clubs at night.

“It’s not necessarily a negative thing, it’s just one aspect of this destination,” the judicious Claytor says. “There is so much more to our area than that particular industry.”

I happen to really like Asian girls and their weird straight pubes, but that’s a story for another time. This is some weird lubed up Japanese bikini girl Slip-n-Slide….. Heaven

A man under indictment for murdering a woman and mutilating her body at his Tokyo apartment last year has pleaded guilty to the charges saying he intended to make her his sex slave.

“There is nothing wrong with the charges against me. They are all correct,” said Takanori Hoshijima, 34, a former temporary worker, as he entered his plea during his first hearing at the Tokyo District Court on Tuesday 13th January.

Since his defense counsel will not argue about his ability to be held responsible for his crime, the focal point at issue during his trial is whether there is room for leniency.

During the hearing, Hoshijima told the court that he suffered serious burns to both of the legs in his childhood.

“I’ve given up any hope to date a woman because I feared that they would feel sick (when they saw me),” he said when describing his motives behind the abduction of the victim, 23-year-old Rurika Tojo.

“I thought nobody would like my burns. I wanted to make a woman my sex slave and obedient pet,” he said in a small voice in response to a question by a prosecutor.

Hoshijima broke into Tojo’s apartment in Koto-ku, which was on the same floor as his room, immediately after she came home on April 18, 2008, to abduct her, according to prosecutors. He then allegedly threatened her with a kitchen knife and forced her into his apartment.

He unsuccessfully attempted to rape her in his room. After a police officer came searching for the woman, he decided to kill her in a bid to cover up his crime.

According to the written indictment, Hoshijima forced Tojo into his apartment with the aim of sexually assaulting her on the night of April 18 and stabbed her to death with a kitchen knife. Between April 19 and May 1, he allegedly mutilated the body with a saw and other tools, flushed some of them down the toilet and dumped others of them in the apartment’s garbage space.

Fragments of Tojo’s bones were found in nearby sewer lines. Police checked Hoshijima’s apartment on April 19, but could not find Tojo.

Hoshijima was first arrested in May on suspicion of breaking into Tojo’s apartment after his fingerprints were detected there.

His defense lawyer said his murder was not premeditated, noting that he had only intended to sexually assault her. The lawyer also claimed that he deeply regrets his crime, adding that he unsuccessfully attempted to commit suicide in his detention cell.

I think all men have a glimmer of hope that when we are in our 70′s and starting to need a little assistance around the house, that we might get a nice hot nurse to come and take care of us. Some fantasy’s might even include a little happy time when being helped into bed or getting your sponge bath, but these are just fantasy’s and can’t possibly come true… right?

74 Year-Old Japanese Porn Star Still Going

Well for 74 year-old Shigeo Tokuda, this is a reality that happens more often than you would think. That’s because Shigeo is actually a 74 year-old porn star who sometimes performs in roles where he is an elderly man in a home, when a hot nurse who is there to help him out gives him a little more help than normal.

74 year-old Shigeo Tokuda

“Lately I’m also starring as the main actor in a porn series set in a senior-care home. The girl that I’m costarring with might play my son’s wife, a daughter of a relative that I happen to be looking after, or a helper at one of the care homes.” It all started over 20 years ago, when Shigeo wanted to buy a porn video and was embarrassed to purchase it at an adult store. He went to the production company itself and over time became friends with the director. Shigeo has since performed in over 250 adult films during his over 14 years in the porn film industry. Although you would think it is the sex that keeps Shigeo coming back for film after film, it is actually the role playing and acting that turns him on the most.

This is a HARD Job...

“I mentioned before that I like films that are set up like TV dramas. This is partly because I’ve always had the desire to turn into all sorts of different people. So personally, I don’t get off just having sex with somebody. I continue working in this industry not because I like starring in adult films, but because I am given the opportunity to act in various roles. The appeal for me is in the fact that I can play different people, not that I can boast about my acting skills. Consequently, most of the films that I’m in have a proper plot and narrative.” Shigeo has plans to continue making more adult films until he feels his health and age become an issue. “Right now I don’t have any illnesses, so I guess I’ll keep watching my health and at least try to go on until I’m 80 [laughs].”

See more of Shigeo Tokuda movies
73 Years Old Erogotoshi	Tokuda Show: Erina Misaki	Tokuda Show: Satsuki Mochida

I’m not sure if this clip is part the Japanese Orgy DVD but it’s still really nice.

You can join Hustler’s Asian Fever website to get the whole movie.

Being licks by pigs, is it pleasure or torture? I also wonder if it’s an adult gameshow or a kid show? You never know.

A friend send me a stunning news clips from the BBC website called Women dice with death on M6, something you must see to believe.

Those 2 Swedish twins are simply unbelievably crazy so I investigate further and found a full news report on the incident on YouTube. Its 11 minutes long so sit back

Now you think it could not get more unbelievable? You’re wrong, Sabina Ericksson (the women in red) aged 40, of Mallow, County Cork, appear at North Staffordshire Magistrates’ Court on september 12th and was charged with the murder of Glen Hollinshead.

Mr Hollinshead, aged 54, was found behind his home in Duke Street, Fenton, on May 20 with a stab wound to his chest.

OK now it’s totally fuck up?! Not yet she appeared in court in a wheelchair. Why? Because she jumped from a bridge over the A50 after she allegedly stabbed the man to death. Ericksson, fractured her skull and both ankles.

WOW she is totally nuts.

Stuart Muldoon, defending, said a psychiatric assessment of Ericksson would have to be made before any plea. Judge Mark Eades adjourned the case until November 21. Ericksson was remanded in custody. No shit!!

From The Sentinel

A study commissioned by a phallically named insurance company proves beyond all doubt that the unbridled roar of an Italian supercar turns women on but the soft purr of a fuel-efficient econobox doesn’t stimulate anyone’s MPG-spot.

David Moxon subjected 40 men and women to the sounds of a Maserati, Lamborghini and Ferrari, then measured the amount of testosterone in their saliva. He found everyone had higher levels of the stuff — a measure of their arousal — after hearing the revving exotics, but the amount the women had was off the charts.

The econobox, however, left everyone colder than a January day with 4 feets of snow.

The study was commissioned by the ultra-exclusive British insurer Hiscox (I swear we’re not making this up), which was curious to know how people respond to high-end luxury cars. “We knew owners of luxury cars felt a connection with the sound of their vehicles,” says Steve Langan, managing director of the insurance company. “We have now scientifically proven the physical attraction people feel when it comes to cars.”

To test the theory that high-performance cars get people hot, Moxon had 40 men and women listen to recordings of the three Italian exotics and a Volkswagen Polo. Everyone had significantly more testosterone after hearing the exotics, and all of the women were turned on by the Maserati. The guys, on the other hand, were drawn to the Lamborghini.

“We saw significant peaks in the amount of testosterone in the body, particularly in women,” Maxon says, noting that even women who said they had no interest in cars were turned on. “Testosterone is indicative of positive arousal in the human body so we can confidently conclude from the results out today that the roar of a luxury car engine actually does cause a primeval physiological response.”

As for the Polo? Everyone had less testosterone after listening to it. That means the acceleratus interruptus of a Prius going all-electric in traffic is automotive equivalent of skin flicks starring previous secretaries of state, despite General Motors’ claim that nearly nine out of 10 women would rather talk to a guy in a hybrid than a Porsche.

World Record in Japan: Largest Orgy

Japan has successfully set a new world record. Having 250 men and 250 women who commensed to have sex in the same place at the same time, completing the world biggest orgy ever!

The Orgy was held in a warehouse with a professional camera crew taking pictures and recording the entire event, which was pretty hot and sticky.

Imagine what it must be like to come stumbling across a room filled with 500 people having oral sex and screwing their brains out. Not to bad a way to end your day huh?

It all seemed a little too organized for our personally liking but leave it to the Japanese to accomplish a goal. Especially if it had anything to do with naked women and sex.

The entire event was actually filmed and available for purchase on DVD. Here is a picture of the cover:

You can join Hustler’s Asian Fever website to get the whole movie.

She is Kristen, the georgeous call girl at the center of the prostitution scandal with the Governor Eliot Spitzer of New York. At 22, she is now world famous for having sex with a governor and made the New York Times front page. Not Bad!?

The court papers alleging that Gov. Eliot Spitzer paid more than $4,000 for her services. WOW!! How much does a NY Gov. makes a year to be able to pay that much? Btw M. Splitzer we have high class protistute that cute in Montreal for only $300 an hour or really cheap whore at $5 a pop. You got screwed big time. Personally for $4,000 I will prefer 10 girls at $400 each. Hehehe

Ashley is also a wanna be singer, well hip-hop is not my style of music and she sound pretty much like anybody but still not bad. On her MySpace Music page her latest track, “What We Want,” have an interesting chorus: “I know what you want, you got what I want,” “I know what you need. Can you handle me?”. I must admit she is thruthfull in her music. You can buy it here.

Ashley did you know you can open you own adult website and make more money without having to fuck and go to jail? Contact me I’ve been doing that for a decade now.

Ashley Alexandra Dupré MySpace pictures:

This is how to put 20 hot naked Japaneses girls in a phone booth. No sure if it’s easy because they are naked but sure is more fun to watch.

So even after we tried to warn you with our Beware the dreaded “MySpace Angles” post you’ve refused to give up on the hope that your MySpace hottie is, in fact, who she says she is. After all, she’s great, right? You two talk about EVERYTHING together through instant messenger and on the phone and you get along so well. She’s really into hearing about your ten hour long gaming marathons and doesn’t mind at all that you still live with your parents. She’s absolutely perfect. And incredibly HOT as well. After all, you’ve seen the pics to prove it.

But she still continues to shy away every time you mention meeting up face-to-face. She’s always got “that thing” going on this weekend or she’s just “oh-so-super shy” and tells you “maybe next week…or something.” So what gives, huh? It almost makes you start to wonder if…well, you know.

Yes, this is who you’ve been talking to while fapping online.

Well, far be it from us to tell you who to love. After all, beauty is only skin deep. We didn’t write the original post to be mean-spirited at all. However, we did feel it was nothing short of our civic duty to shed some light on the oh-so-pervasive phenomenon of the MySpace Angles.

It happens every day, guys. And it could be happening to you RIGHT NOW.

We also enjoyed the comments from the ladies that felt the need to let us know that guys can be just as fraudulent in their portrayal of themselves online as young women can be. While we are ecstatic to have the feedback, we are compelled to point out that it’s not necessarily a newsflash that guys lie about themselves online. Unless you really thought that we believed every anonymous poster online was six-foot-three with chiseled muscles and a bank account that would PWN Donald Trump’s. After all, there is a reason we aren’t posting pictures of ourselves here: you’d just run away from your monitors screaming only to be found hours later huddled in a corner shivering in fright.

Yeah, we know that guys lie too. But the girls are just more fun to laugh at. Sorry, ladies. But you keep on filling our inbox, ok?

So we’ve dug a little deeper and have successfully brought to you a second installment of the infamous MySpace Angles phenomenon. These lovely ladies are well aware that they don’t quite fit the mass media-portrayed, rail-thin body type of what pop culture says they are supposed to look like. But are they shying away from all the benefits that the magic of online social networking websites can bring them? Heck no, they aren’t!

These enterprising young women are working with what they got in ways that should be admired and even celebrated. They have taken a canvas that they know most shallow, modern men would pass over and skillfully turned it into a work of art that would make Monet jealous and Da Vinci horny.

So the next time you steer your browser over to MySpace, Facebook, or any other social networking or dating site, take a real close look at the lighting in those pictures. Check out that angle shot for what it really is. Because you may be staring at what may ultimately go down in history as the perfect crime. Because whether it’s you or the next guy that comes along, someone is destined to get all the lovin’ that they can handle.

So cute. So nubile. So pale. So pained, but beautiful

So where the HELL did CarrotTop come from?!?

Great smile and pretty eyes. She tells you that’s her brother beside her so you won’t be jealous

But it wasn’t her brother. It was her last dinner. And you’re next

Who doesn’t love the prim, shy librarian look?

Wow! That librarian fantasy sure fades fast in the light of day!

Ah, the requisite MySpace kissy face. So adorable

Hey, where are you going? She was gonna give you a kiss!

Cute and coy. And that shot of the "goods" is certainly an accident

Looks like there are plenty more "goods" where those came from

Nothing cuter than a little emo dreamer in the over-the-head angle shot

Oh my! Quick! Raise the camera up! Up, I say!

Black and white sad shots almost always turn out well

Moo U. semi formal pics in the light of day - not so much

This pic is all sweet. Definitely a lady you want to take home to meet mom

But the second pic is of a chick that will fight you for the last beer! Or forty ounce!

Finally, we all know that MySpace is the home of the emo hotties showing cleavage

But when the hell did it become Transylvania?!?!

So you’ve been talking to this hot young lady that you met on MySpace, Facebook, Friendster or one of the many other social networking or dating sites that are available online and you believe you have come to a point that you are ready to meet her. You get along great and have awesome conversations over the phone and on instant messenger. You listen to the same bands and have similar interests, irks, aspirations, and idiosyncrasies. In short, it really seems like you are falling for this girl.

And her pictures. “Wow” is all you can say every time that you look at them. The way that her hair falls over her shoulder as she gives you that sultry-but-oh-so-innocent look in the photo that she sent you which drives you wild. You can hardly believe that you have found a creature that is so beautiful, yet so deep and really into your interests as well. You’ve even caught yourself feeling a little sorry that you previously held the misconception that all girls that look this great are vapid and stuck up. But now you know better and you thank the internet and your computer every day while you have endless conversations with her while staring at her photo that you have now plastered onto your desktop.

You know she’s hot. You’ve shown her picture to your friends and they think she’s hot. And now you’re ready to meet her. But are you prepared for what you may actually find?

Well, let this serve as a warning to you because you may have just fallen victim to the dreaded, “MySpace Angles.”

The MySpace Angles phenomenon isn’t one that is new but is a growing concern for men, young and old, across the globe. Photography-savvy young ladies are utilizing crafty camera angles and even photo software to weave a type of black magic onto their likenesses that would rival even the most forgiving Glamour Shots photographers of the old days. These crafty ladies will bend and conform themselves precariously to just the right position to hide those multiple chins, unsightly bulges, and possibly even hooves in the attempt to rope in unsuspecting victims across the World Wide Web.

MySpace Angle

Cold, Harsh Reality

You may tell yourself that by being diligent about asking for multiple photos you are being an alarmist and maybe even paranoid. Additionally, the fact that this phenomenon exists may even appear to be mean-spirited and just plain wrong. However, we ask you while presenting this evidence to you today: Just who is at fault here? Should you feel guilty for ensuring that the package you are presented is the package you should expect? Or are you just going to hold out until the bitter end and hope for the best?

MySpace Angle Super Cutie

Larger-than-expected Dinner Date Bill

Asian Honey + Glasses = Smart and Sexy!

You’re gonna need more sake to be able to seal this deal!

Trippy little cutie that is sure to be a blast to hang out with

In reality, “little” doesn’t quite describe the trip you’re going on

A veritable Goddess at this angle

But the light of day suggests otherwise

This princess has a heart of gold and the face of an angel

But take away the soft-lighting effects of photo-editing software and another creature emerges

This is a quirky little hottie that can hang out with the guys and still be cute

Well, she can hang out with the guys, anyway. And probably drink them all under the table, to boot

The emo girl of your dreams

Or maybe your worst nightmare

And finally, one late night you asked your beauty for some boob shots

And you GOT ‘EM!

Taking a cue from Shallow Hal, love may be blind and beauty may only be skin deep but a façade of smoke and mirrors is no way to begin a relationship and if the lovely lady of your online dreams isn’t truthful with you about herself upfront, can you be so sure you can trust her down the road?

Consider this as a public service announcement to all the would-be e-Romeos out there that are trolling the social sites looking for love: watch out, because you may be biting off more than you can chew!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, ‘I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.’

I said, ‘WHAT??!! What was that?!’

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear…

‘You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.’

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, ‘Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?’

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take, so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, ‘Lets get a pair for each outfit.’

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you… she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, ‘That’s fine, honey.’ She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, ‘I think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier.’

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, ‘No honey, I don’t feel like it.’

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, ‘WHAT?’

I then said, ‘Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.’

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, ‘Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?’

Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either….but at least that bitch knows I’m smarter than her.

Topless table tennis. The title says it all.

A sexy webcam girl in a schoolgirl skirt starts her latest webcam broadcast. But, it soon takes an interesting turn…. Probably fake but still worth watching.

That will make me slow down!

Another priceless moment! If you used to have Cybersex by chat you probably always wonder if you are really talking to a girl or if she is really 21, blond, 100 pounds and with huge tits? Now it’s all past with the webcams! Or is it?

Another priceless moment! A naked girl, a webcam and a strip show! What can you ask for?

Lalita just finished another lip-sync video and it’s her best lip-sync video of all time. Lip-synching to Crush by Jennifer Page, Lalita is now the internet most popular lip-syncer. Granted she might not have the entire song memorized yet but at least she’s into it.