This is Ping Pong a la Matrix.

Posted: April 26th, 2009 by Kat Path
Filled Under: Must See Shit, Those Sick Japaneses
With Tags: japaneses, parody, ping pong matrix, slow motion
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A Chinese Chevrolet Captiva owner is angry that her SUV is going to be towed so she gets into her car, starts the engine, and begins driving off…while pulling the tow truck with her. You never know when driving a big SUV may come handy.

Posted: April 23rd, 2009 by Kat Path
Filled Under: Laugh Your Ass Off, Must See Shit, Those Sick Japaneses
With Tags: car, driving, girls, japaneses, SUV, tow truck
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Wonderful individual customer service, each transaction is done by hand

You all heard about the world situation, those are HARD times. But a Bank in China is willing to go the extra miles to make sure you give them ALL you got. They will give you a hand to help you get some relieved out of all your HARD moments and they will even PAY you for the trouble. They offer wonderful individual customer service, making sure each transaction is done by hand not with a computer. They want to make sure you will be Cumming again and again.

This is how it works: first you need to go for a health check, then 4 days prior your visit to the “free-hand-job-then-get-paid-paradise” you must abstain from sex and masturbation. You can go 4-5 times a month, and each time you will get maximum 3 hand jobs. You will also get paid RMB200 ( US$30 ) at the end of each session for your kindness.

Before you ask, I don’t know if it’s possible to make mouth deposits.

They will give you a hand, making sure they get all you've got

Address for whoever wants to give it a go: No 145 Shan Dong Zhong Lu, Ren Ji Hospital, Building 1, 7th FL, near Fu Zhou Lu, Shanghai, China.

Posted: April 9th, 2009 by Kat Path
Filled Under: Internet is 4 Porn, Laugh Your Ass Off, Must See Shit, NSFW - Not Safe For Work, Those Sick Japaneses
With Tags: blurry dick, cum, customer service, free hand job, girls, hand jobs, hospital, japaneses, safe sex, sex, sexy girl, sperm bank
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A Banyan tree, posing at a singles club

In a bid to ward off evil spirits, a remote Indian town has performed a marriage ceremony between two trees.

The town of English Bazaar in West Bengal state had been plagued in recent times by a series of misfortunes and crimes – including burglaries, murders and accidental deaths.

An official from English Bazaar, Gouranga Mandal, told the Reuters news agency: “There was an evil eye casting a spell and a few senior government employees had planted two trees here to bring peace, but could not organise the marriage ceremony as they died from illness.”

The trees – which appeared to be embracing, as one banyan tree wrapped itself around the trunk of the other tree – were married in a ceremony in which the trees were draped with garlands and cloth as clerics recited hymns.

One of the 250-odd people who turned out to wish the happy couple well, local housewife Lakshmi Das, commented: “The trees only can save us.”

Let’s just hope this marriage won’t end up in flame, rumor said he might leaf her.

Posted: April 3rd, 2009 by Kat Path
Filled Under: Laugh Your Ass Off, Thank You Come Again
With Tags: douchebags, indian, japaneses, marriage ceremony, married, wedding, wedding ceremony
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