Virgin Galactic will stay Virgin
Virgin Galactic has rather churlishly rejected a $1m offer to allow an unnamed company to shoot a zero-grav grumble flick aboard its SpaceShipTwo vehicle – thereby depriving science of crucial research into how humanity might procreate during the very long haul to the nearest Earth-like planet once we’ve finally screwed this ball of dirt we call home.
That is another blow to Sex in space, after NASA Cancels “Sex In Space” Program.
The cash was slapped on the table “up-front, for a sex-in-space movie”, said the company’s prez, Will Whitehorn, According to Space.com. He confirmed: “That was money we had to refuse, I’m afraid.”
The rumpy-pumpy-free Virgin Galactic program is gearing up to take space tourists aloft aboard SpaceShipTwo at $200k a pop, having apparently already snaffled $40m in deposits from 280 customers keen to enjoy the two-hour jaunt to 62 miles (100km).
During the trip, punters will experience around five minutes of weightlessness – just long enough for a quick hump and a money shot, by our reckoning.
The original planned launch date of the service was 2007, although this has been revised to 2010. The first flight of the WhiteKnight Two mothership was recently knocked back to late 2008 at the earliest, while SpaceShipTwo trials begin next year.
Author Pierre Kohler claims in his new book La Dernière Mission : Mir, l’aventure humaine (The Final Mission: Mir)
According to the book, sex is indeed possible and after testing 20 through computer simulations, 10 were selected to test and it was found 3 positions that are possible without any mechanical devices to help out in the cosmic coupling.
Both the US and Russian Space agencies deny the claims vehemently. Either way, I’m sure the claims will sell a lot of books.
A lot of people holding their tickets to space will surely be interested in this book. Even with 5-15mins of weightless time, there will be people attempting ‘the deed’.
How long before we see 2010: A Space Orgy? Only time will tell…
Get the 25 milliions dollars ready, I know where Osama Ben Laden is!
Osama Bin Laden
I found that weird that no one is asking where the fuck is Bin Laden anymore. Is he not the #1 on the american most wanted list? American have satellites all over the world, they have captures hundred of peoples, offered 25 millions dollars and the CIA, FBI and all others 3 letters govermental organisations are after Al Qaeda operatives and investigating their moves. But still they don’t know where Ben Laden is?? I think they know, at least I think I know.
If you look at all videos of Al Qaeda you find that Osama Bin Laden use to wear military uniforms and have guns all around him. It used to be their trademarks. It still true except for normal Al Qaeda members and followers but not for Bin Laden and Ayman Al Zawahiri. For at least a year or two they don’t wear anymore army jackets and their is no more weapons at their side. That is really weird don’t you think? Why did they changed their outfits and military links?
I have an explanation for that, their are somewhere where they can’t dress with military uniform and can’t wear weapons. The most likely place is Mecca. Yes Mecca, it’s the kind of place where they won’t tolerate weapons, their is so much peoples there they can easily go un-noticed and give orders without being bothered and watched by American. The American won’t make any military action against Mecca eitheir. That is the saffest place on earth for Osama in fact I can’t think of any other place where American won’t go get him. That would also explain why they don’t look for him anymore and why they don’t tell the public about it.
Their is a good list of Bin Laden’s Speeches and Videos or simply search the site for his videos.
Now, where is my 25 millions?
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