What exactly is Khan Noonien Singh doing in Hustler’s new Star Trek porn movie? And what role does Sasha Grey play? We talked to screenwriter Roger Krypton.

It sounds as though This Ain’t Star Trek XXX will follow the storyline of “Space Seed,” the classic episode which introduced Ricardo Montalban’s Khan. At least somewhat. (Since there have already been porno recreations of “Charley X,” “The Man Trap” and “Where No Man Has Gone Before,” this isn’t quite so surprising.)

The Enterprise finds a ship that’s been floating in space for 200 years, and on board is Khan, in suspended animation. But with him are two sexy alien women — for obvious reasons. And judging from the photo up top, Lieutenant Marla McGivers plays a big role in the story as well, as the woman whom Khan tries to seduce. Khan, coming from an earlier time, is more barbaric, more macho and more “bare-chested” than the civilized Kirk, and he decides to try and take over the Enterprise.

And this is where the story diverges from “Space Seed” considerably.

According to Krypton, “Khan’s method of trying to take over the ship leads to the crewmembers having to engage in sexual situations against their will.” He wouldn’t go into details about this, but check out this work-safe clip of something weird happening to Kirk’s eyes:

Perhaps as a result of Khan’s machinations, Dr. Leonard “Bones” McCoy is forced to have sex with Nurse Christine Chapel, or they’ll both die. “They have a reason where they pretty much have to have sex, it’s a life or death situation,” explains Krypton. (Sadly, Spock doesn’t hook up with Chapel, despite all of the longing glances she gave him throughout the series.) And the film climaxes (so to speak) with a threesome on the Bridge of the Enterprise, between Kirk, Spock and Uhura. Take that, “Plato’s Stepchildren!”

Krypton, obviously a huge Trek nerd, insists that even though Hustler’s porn spoof is over the top and silly, it respects the original show, and tries to convey how these characters would really act in this situation. After all, the original show was quite campy at times, so it’s not that much of a leap. But the movie goes to some lengths to be true to the characters and their history, says Krypton.

There are no green women in the movie, because “putting someone in full body paint is a nightmare in a adult porn video,” says Krypton. It’s almost impossible to avoid having the body paint rub off on the other actor during a sex scene, and there are certain body parts that people might not want to paint green. Hustler did have a green woman in its Munsters porno spoof, and they solved the problem of paint rubbing off on the costar by color-correcting the image afterwards. (The color-correction gave the scene a cartoony look, which worked better for the Munsters than for Star Trek.)

But as we mentioned, there will be two alien babes. One, played by Jenna Hayes, is human-looking apart from her slinky Barbarella-esque outfit. The other is a Vulcan, played by Steven Soderbergh actress Sasha Grey. Grey’s character is struck with a “rare form” of Pon Farr, the Vulcan mating drive, and has to have sex with Captain Kirk in the Transporter Room — she just has to. And for Kirk, this is an opportunity to work out his issues with Vulcans after years of being frustrated with Mr. Spock. He can finally have sex with a Vulcan, but he finds that his frustrations with Vulcan logic persist even during their hookup.

Oh, and Mr. Spock doesn’t have green sperm in this film, unlike in some of the other porn films.

But the answer to the question you’re most anxiously asking — does Kirk look up and scream “Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!” during this film — is yes. He does. And Khan also yells “Kiiiiiiiiirk!” back. By the way, Evan Stone, who plays Kirk, doesn’t consciously do a William Shatner impression. But Stone, according to Krypton, already sounds like Shatner most of the time. He has a “cadence and a dramatic flair” that are quite Shatner-esque. He may ramp it up a bit for this film, but he doesn’t need much to seem Shatnerian.

Krypton is very proud of the high production values in this Trek spoof, which he says stand “head and shoulders” above what’s been done before. (You can see for yourself, with the pics and clip above.) Hustler spent a lot of money on the sets and costumes, trying to make it look as cool as possible, as well as “colorful and fun.” Find out more at Hustler World.

It was only a matter before someone took Hollywood’s hottest technology, 3D, and brought it to the Valley. Today we find out that Tommy Gunn, AVN’s Male Performer of the Year in 2007 is releasing Cummin’ At You! 3D.

Gunn utilized the same technology that was seen in films like Beowulf, Journey to the Center of the Earth and most recently My Bloody Valentine 3D to bring us three dimensional porn. Because documenting the sexual escapades of pizza delivery guys, pool boys and vice presidential candidates should not be constrained to two dimensions.

And they’re not stopping at 3D, our hero Mr. Gunn, took the latest Hi-Def 3D film production technology and combined it with a unique interactive experience to create “Cummin’ at You 3D,” the first ever “adult interactive DVD shot in stereoscopic 3D.” Watching the movie you can switch the point of view, or, as they say, “choose your own adventure”. So you can watch from the point of view of Sindee Jennings as Tommy Gunn gets about his work (he does 260 scenes a year apparently), or vice versa, in a tech twist, “choose a third person POV with ADVENTURE RANDOMIZER for a completely unique & random experience every time”.

To some, adding another item, 3D glasses, to your already robust porn watching checklist may not sound like the best idea. If you find yourself in that camp, fear not. The film’s press release points out:

“Recent developments in consumer electronics will allow the next generation of TVs to have three-dimensional technology built into them so that the viewer does not have to ruin their personal style by wearing unattractive cardboard glasses. The DVD will be encoded to work with these high-end 3D home theatre systems, but it will also work with a standard TV, projection, LCD or Plasma screens with the included 3D glasses.”

It’s also claimed that the movie has been produced to work with the next generation of TVs that are 3D-enabled, so the ‘ThrustVision’ (hmm, should I trademark that?) is future proofed! Allegedly.

The DVD’s trailer, which is not at all safe for work (unless your job involves watching 3D porn), can be viewed here. To enjoy the trailer’s 3Dness, though, you’ll need to find yourself a pair of those blue/amber 3D glasses. Thanks to the Monsters vs. Aliens 3D trailer that air during Super Bowl, 125 million pairs of 3D glasses are being distributed through grocery, drug, and discount stores in anticipation. The irony, DreamWorks Animation indirectly has a hand in taking porn 3D.

In other 3D porn-related news, Hong Kong filmaker Stephen Shiu announced on Sunday that he would be making “the world’s first pornographic movie in 3D,” a $4 million flick titled “3D Sex and Zen.” But Shiu doesn’t even plan on shooting the film until April and has admitted that it’s been hard to find a male lead “who is willing to undress in front of the camera.” Shiu says, “It’s a lot more difficult to find an actor than an actress for this kind of movie.”

Gunn’s DVD, however, was scheduled to hit shelves (shelves that are somewhere out of the reach of children, behind swinging saloon doors) sometime in March but is looking more like April. Seems like the Hong Kong filmmaker spoke too soon on that whole, “first 3D porn” thing. USA: first to put a man on the moon, first to bring porn to 3D. USA! USA! USA!

One last thing, the tagline of the movie -” Remember, everything is bigger in 3D, especially when it’s “Cummin’ At You!”. Nice.

Every guy at some point has wished they were a pornstar. So, if that dream ever comes true, we’ve decided to help you out by showing you how to maneuver your way through 90% of the porno movies made.

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I think all men have a glimmer of hope that when we are in our 70′s and starting to need a little assistance around the house, that we might get a nice hot nurse to come and take care of us. Some fantasy’s might even include a little happy time when being helped into bed or getting your sponge bath, but these are just fantasy’s and can’t possibly come true… right?

74 Year-Old Japanese Porn Star Still Going

Well for 74 year-old Shigeo Tokuda, this is a reality that happens more often than you would think. That’s because Shigeo is actually a 74 year-old porn star who sometimes performs in roles where he is an elderly man in a home, when a hot nurse who is there to help him out gives him a little more help than normal.

74 year-old Shigeo Tokuda

“Lately I’m also starring as the main actor in a porn series set in a senior-care home. The girl that I’m costarring with might play my son’s wife, a daughter of a relative that I happen to be looking after, or a helper at one of the care homes.” It all started over 20 years ago, when Shigeo wanted to buy a porn video and was embarrassed to purchase it at an adult store. He went to the production company itself and over time became friends with the director. Shigeo has since performed in over 250 adult films during his over 14 years in the porn film industry. Although you would think it is the sex that keeps Shigeo coming back for film after film, it is actually the role playing and acting that turns him on the most.

This is a HARD Job...

“I mentioned before that I like films that are set up like TV dramas. This is partly because I’ve always had the desire to turn into all sorts of different people. So personally, I don’t get off just having sex with somebody. I continue working in this industry not because I like starring in adult films, but because I am given the opportunity to act in various roles. The appeal for me is in the fact that I can play different people, not that I can boast about my acting skills. Consequently, most of the films that I’m in have a proper plot and narrative.” Shigeo has plans to continue making more adult films until he feels his health and age become an issue. “Right now I don’t have any illnesses, so I guess I’ll keep watching my health and at least try to go on until I’m 80 [laughs].”

See more of Shigeo Tokuda movies
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I’m not sure if this clip is part the Japanese Orgy DVD but it’s still really nice.

You can join Hustler’s Asian Fever website to get the whole movie.

World Record in Japan: Largest Orgy

Japan has successfully set a new world record. Having 250 men and 250 women who commensed to have sex in the same place at the same time, completing the world biggest orgy ever!

The Orgy was held in a warehouse with a professional camera crew taking pictures and recording the entire event, which was pretty hot and sticky.

Imagine what it must be like to come stumbling across a room filled with 500 people having oral sex and screwing their brains out. Not to bad a way to end your day huh?

It all seemed a little too organized for our personally liking but leave it to the Japanese to accomplish a goal. Especially if it had anything to do with naked women and sex.

The entire event was actually filmed and available for purchase on DVD. Here is a picture of the cover:

You can join Hustler’s Asian Fever website to get the whole movie.

Boredback Mountain

I heard a lot about this gay western in the past year saying is was one of the best love movie of all time and a good movie for the gay community . I gay friend give me the movie to watch with my girl friend and told me we will make passionate love after (take god I did not spend a dime for it). According to comments on IMDB it’s: One of the greatest, saddest, most heartbreaking films ever made, a haunting love story that will last through the ages.

Their is no way to be more wrong! The movie sucks and when a mean sucks it’s not literally. The movie is as painfull as a anal fist fucking with no lube. It’s long and boring, no characters development, useless camera wide shoot kill the beat of the movie. BTW we did not make love after, we had to rent an asian schoolgirl lesbians porno to make us in the mood but that is another story.

Filmaking: 2/10 yes there is nice shoot of the mountains and the clouds in the sky, a few nice camera angle but the problem is that it does not add a lot to the story in fact it’s mostly usless and kill the pace of the movie. She could have use a wide plan of the mountains to show lonelyness, isolation or beauty. I said she could but did not.

Soundtrack: 0/10 one song (some kind of new age country music) playing through out the movie. Again you should use a music to help the dialog and the action, feeling etc. Was not done.

Acting: 2/10 They are gay and in love? My god thanks to the fact that I readed the back of the box. Is it because they feel mix feeling? They both looked uncomfortable and disgusted at what they were doing. The way I see it is that they where alone, drunk and needed sex so they had sex to releived sexual tensions. They did not kiss or acted cute to each other, did not had smiles or anything. I never, not once beleived they where in love. Do you know how peoples look when they are in love? You are happy, day dreaming and it’s the same if you are gay even 40 or 400 years ago. If you are not sure are it’s supposed to look like, download my a gay porn movie and learn from it.

Story: 1/10 A good movie for the gay community? Sure gays are always doomed to loneliness and misfortune and miserable, unhappy lives and grizzly deaths. They are not allowed to live happy ever after. You did not know? You did not learn that in church? Sinners always have the same destiny, it’s God and Ang Lee will.

Entertaining: 0/10 It’s slow… NO it’s boring! No characters development, long useless silence and camera angle. Sure speech is silver and silence is golden but when you are unable to understand some actors dialogs unless you have captionning it does not really help. Silence is golden if you can see and understand feeling and emotions without words and for that you need genuine emotions or good acting something we lack here. When Jack is supposely crying because Penis oups Ennis left, it look to me that he was puking because he was disgusted by what he done since his lips does not move. It span across 20 years but they do not aged (only on the last scene) and have no idea how long it have been between scenes. Their is snow in summer? And it’s only one exemple how that movie is not well edited and full of historical errors.

Final word, it’s not that I don’t like love movies or because I’m not gay or a girl pmsing that I hated the movie. My girl was pmsing and she didn’t like the movie either. I love to watch a good love movie or girly movie like Ghost or Grease but that movie was nothing like that.