Top 10 things a woman would do if she woke up with a penis for a day

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

09. Get a blow job.

08. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

07. Pee standing up while talking to other men at the urinal.

06. Determine why you can’t hit the bowl consistently.

05. Find out what it’s like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

04. Touch/shift yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may be to others.

03. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

02. Understand the reason for the light refraction that occurs between a man’s eyes and the ruler situated next to his member.

01. Repeat number 9.

Posted: December 18th, 2009 by Kat Path
Filled Under: Internet is 4 Porn, Laugh Your Ass Off
With Tags: adult, beating the meat, blow job, erection, funny, orgasm, penis
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28 years old Hairdresser

A 28 years old hairdresser in Kaluga, Central Russia, locked a robber who tried to steal her money in the basement of the beauty salon. After that, she has brutally raped her hostage for three days. A court in Kaluga has filed criminal charges against both of them, the Russian website Newsru.com reports.

The 32 years’ old robber, who has not been named, burst into the salon armed with shotgun at about 17.00 on March 14. He demanded money. There were two hairdressers and one client in the salon at the time. One of hairdressers, who was studying judo and taekwondo, disabled the robber with a smashing body blow. Then she carried the unlucky robber to the basement and bound him with a hairdryer cord.

The hairdresser told her scared colleague and the client that she would call the police. But she did not. After work, instead of calling the police, she made her hostage undress. The perverted hairdresser forced the hostage to take several Viagra tablets. She chained the unfortunate robber with pink furry wristbands and painfully raped him for the next three days.

32 years old robber

After his release, the exhausted robber filed charges against the perverted woman. The frenulum of his penis was torn as a consequence of rape session.

“That’s ridiculous. We had sex just a couple times. I brought him brand new jeans. I fed him every day and gave him one thousand rubles ($25) before his release,” the hairdresser said.

In response, she filed charges against the robber.

The robber admitted that the hairdresser really did feed him royally.

“I actually don’t know what will happen to them. But it’s a pity that they could not meet in the cell. They would be a great couple,” one of the police officers said.

Posted: May 2nd, 2009 by Kat Path
Filled Under: Fucking Tastic Stories, Internet is 4 Porn, Must See Shit
With Tags: cops, fetish, fuck, fucking, girls, hairdresser, hostage, penis, rape, robber, sex, sexy girl, viagra
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So last month we broke the story about how one lonely, Viagra induced, Hong Kong resident almost lost his penis trying to make love to a metal bench.

It would appear the news did not reach one poor Malaysian man, who in an effort to increase his size, put a heavy welding nut on his penis and then accidentally got an erection which almost lead to him losing his penis.

The unnamed welder in his 20’s was attempting to lengthen his penis before his engagement next week by placing a heavy welding nut on then end of his penis in hopes it would stretch him out and make him longer.

During the process he gave himself an erection which caused the nut to become stuck on his penis, forcing him to call for help.

Fire and Rescue arrived on the scene but where unable to assist the man and were forced to take him to the hospital.

Sultanah Aminah hospital staff had to removed the top layer of his penis in order to get the welding nut off the poor guys penis.

Have to give it to this guy.. he had nuts of steel.

Posted: December 24th, 2008 by Kat Path
Filled Under: Fucking Tastic Stories, Must See Shit
With Tags: erection, hong kong, hospital, nuts, penis, sex, sex toy, steel man, viagra, welder
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August 6th, 2008 in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.

When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.

Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.

Lets just say this is probably one bad date that Xing will never forget.

Now you know why I called him, the Chinese’ Fucking Steel Man.

Posted: August 17th, 2008 by Kat Path
Filled Under: Fucking Tastic Stories, Internet is 4 Porn, Laugh Your Ass Off, Must See Shit
With Tags: chinese, cops, doctor, fuck, fucking, hospital, penis, police, safe sex, sex, stupid
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