Women try to smuggle dead man on plane
Police have arrested two women at a British airport after they reportedly tried to smuggle a corpse onto a flight.
Police said the women were detained at Liverpool’s John Lennon airport “on suspicion of failing to give notification of death” of a 91-year-old man.
The BBC and other British media reported that the women placed the man, a relative of theirs, into a wheelchair and covered his face with sunglasses in a bid to get him aboard a flight to Berlin.
The women, aged 41 and 66, were detained and have been released on bail. They have not been charged and police say inquiries are continuing.
A $3.37 beer lands a man back in jail
A young man will spend the next 60 days in jail after stealing a beer from a convenience store in Quebec. He stole the $3.37 beer to celebrate having just gotten out of jail.
Denis Danny Roberge, a 19-year-old repeat offender, had been convicted several time for petty theft, with his last crime landing him in jail for eight months, his lawyer said.
On febuary 19th, Roberge was released from prison and, looking to celebrate, visited the Laval store. He was caught by the store’s owner as he was about to steal the beer.
The suspect then fled the scene, with the store owner chasing him. Along the way, they came across police officers and Roberge was arrested.
On Monday, lawyers for both sides agreed 60 days in jail was the shortest possible sentence for Roberge. The sentence is longer than usual because of the teen’s prior convictions. For first-time offenders, such a small theft would likely not make it to court.
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Randy Lewis, Buy this Dad a Beer!
A 10-year old’s driving services were requested by 43-year old Randy Lewis (that’s actually him in the picture, he was really wearing that shirt) and Paula Elaine Evans because they were too drunk to drive themselves. Other passengers included another 10-year old and a 6-year old. However, the driver lost control of the van at 90MPH and flipped it, before it finally came to stop on its roof.
Thankfully, all five individuals where released from the hospital with minor injuries, and Lewis and Evans (the adults could have died for all I care) both went to jail for charges ranging from child endangerment and neglect to DUI, a charge which can be levied in Tennessee even if you aren’t behind the wheel. After a performance like that, we sincerely hope nobody ever buys that dad a beer ever again.
When the authorities arrived on the scene, Lewis admitted to having consumed at least 15 beers as well as somealcohol while Miss Evans pounded down as many unidentified pills as she could before police arrested her.
Wow, making a 10-year old drive you home because you’re wasted? That’s just sad. I think we can all agree here that designated drivers should at least be 11½. You know, so they can reach the pedals.
Those Sick Japaneses Part 21: Girl Stabbed, Dismembered, Boiled and Flushed down the Toilet
A man under indictment for murdering a woman and mutilating her body at his Tokyo apartment last year has pleaded guilty to the charges saying he intended to make her his sex slave.
“There is nothing wrong with the charges against me. They are all correct,” said Takanori Hoshijima, 34, a former temporary worker, as he entered his plea during his first hearing at the Tokyo District Court on Tuesday 13th January.
Since his defense counsel will not argue about his ability to be held responsible for his crime, the focal point at issue during his trial is whether there is room for leniency.
During the hearing, Hoshijima told the court that he suffered serious burns to both of the legs in his childhood.
“I’ve given up any hope to date a woman because I feared that they would feel sick (when they saw me),” he said when describing his motives behind the abduction of the victim, 23-year-old Rurika Tojo.
“I thought nobody would like my burns. I wanted to make a woman my sex slave and obedient pet,” he said in a small voice in response to a question by a prosecutor.
Hoshijima broke into Tojo’s apartment in Koto-ku, which was on the same floor as his room, immediately after she came home on April 18, 2008, to abduct her, according to prosecutors. He then allegedly threatened her with a kitchen knife and forced her into his apartment.
He unsuccessfully attempted to rape her in his room. After a police officer came searching for the woman, he decided to kill her in a bid to cover up his crime.
According to the written indictment, Hoshijima forced Tojo into his apartment with the aim of sexually assaulting her on the night of April 18 and stabbed her to death with a kitchen knife. Between April 19 and May 1, he allegedly mutilated the body with a saw and other tools, flushed some of them down the toilet and dumped others of them in the apartment’s garbage space.
Fragments of Tojo’s bones were found in nearby sewer lines. Police checked Hoshijima’s apartment on April 19, but could not find Tojo.
Hoshijima was first arrested in May on suspicion of breaking into Tojo’s apartment after his fingerprints were detected there.
His defense lawyer said his murder was not premeditated, noting that he had only intended to sexually assault her. The lawyer also claimed that he deeply regrets his crime, adding that he unsuccessfully attempted to commit suicide in his detention cell.
Dumbest Thief Part 1: The Popcorn Trail
Tyree Brown
SACRAMENTO, CA – You’ve heard of leaving a trail so it can be followed again later? Well, you’re not supposed to do that if you’re committing a crime.
The incident began when a security alarm went off at the Food Stop at 2101 Natomas Crossing about 4:30 New Year’s Day morning, according to Sacramento police Sgt. Norm Leong. He said when patrol officers responded, they found there had been a break-in and a number of items taken. They also noticed popcorn, in fact a trail of it, going out of the business.
Officers followed the popcorn to an apartment behind the store at 4000 Innovator Drive. When the apartment residents opened the door, Leong said police noticed the popcorn trail led into the unit.
Leong said one of the residents, Tyree Brown, was on probation. Officers conducted a probation search of the apartment and found items believed taken from the Food Stop, said Leong.
Brown, 21, was arrested on suspicion of theft and possession of stolen property. He remains in custody. Leong didn’t know if Brown was found eating the popcorn or if there was a bag of it leaking kernels.
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