FIA President Max Mosley has been caught on film allegedly taking part in what UK tabloid News of the World has characterized as a “Nazi orgy.” Although we initially thought it was the world’s zaniest April Fool’s joke, we were wrong. Sick and wrong. During the five-hour video, which the tabloid also has in possession (and which we have had a quick clip from up top*) Mosley appears to be both dominated and submitting to the five hookers, who NOTW alleges were dressed both as Nazis and concentration camp prisoners. The 67-year-old, who has been married for 48 years, was at one point whipped so hard that the orgy had to be halted while a bandage was applied to stop his bleeding.

The orgy characterized by NOTW as having a “Nazi theme” took place on Friday at a $4 million apartment-cum-dungeon near Mosley’s home in London’s upscale Chelsea neighborhood.

As President of FIA, Mosley is responsible for overseeing international motor sports, including Formula One. He enjoys a close relationship with F1 Supremo Bernie Ecclestone.

Mosley’s father Oswald was a notorious fascist and Hitler supporter. Max has been controversially linked to his father’s beliefs.

Kicking off the orgy by playing a detainee, Mosley had both his genitals and head inspected for lice, in a way reminiscent to portrayals of incoming concentration camp detainees, before lying to the hookers to purposefully bring about a severe beating. After the session ended, the girls enjoyed a glass of wine. Mosley was offered one as well, but turned it down in favor of a cup of tea. It’s not known what ramifications this will have on Mosley’s career or the sport he governs. [Via News Of The World]

UPDATE:Mosley got to keep his job despite acknowledging he participated in an encounter with sex workers in a basement apartment in London. On top of that, Mosley also headed to the UK courts to claim characterizations of Nazi overtones by NOTW were completely invalid, and even if they were valid, it was done in the privacy of someone else’s home.

UK High Court judge David Eady apparently agreed on both of those counts. In a ruling hailed by the former Archbishop of Canterbury as a ‘dangerous precedent’ undermining public morality, the News of the World must now pay Mosley $120,000 in damages, plus legal costs of an estimated $1.7 million, for making the claim.

What exactly is Khan Noonien Singh doing in Hustler’s new Star Trek porn movie? And what role does Sasha Grey play? We talked to screenwriter Roger Krypton.

It sounds as though This Ain’t Star Trek XXX will follow the storyline of “Space Seed,” the classic episode which introduced Ricardo Montalban’s Khan. At least somewhat. (Since there have already been porno recreations of “Charley X,” “The Man Trap” and “Where No Man Has Gone Before,” this isn’t quite so surprising.)

The Enterprise finds a ship that’s been floating in space for 200 years, and on board is Khan, in suspended animation. But with him are two sexy alien women — for obvious reasons. And judging from the photo up top, Lieutenant Marla McGivers plays a big role in the story as well, as the woman whom Khan tries to seduce. Khan, coming from an earlier time, is more barbaric, more macho and more “bare-chested” than the civilized Kirk, and he decides to try and take over the Enterprise.

And this is where the story diverges from “Space Seed” considerably.

According to Krypton, “Khan’s method of trying to take over the ship leads to the crewmembers having to engage in sexual situations against their will.” He wouldn’t go into details about this, but check out this work-safe clip of something weird happening to Kirk’s eyes:

Perhaps as a result of Khan’s machinations, Dr. Leonard “Bones” McCoy is forced to have sex with Nurse Christine Chapel, or they’ll both die. “They have a reason where they pretty much have to have sex, it’s a life or death situation,” explains Krypton. (Sadly, Spock doesn’t hook up with Chapel, despite all of the longing glances she gave him throughout the series.) And the film climaxes (so to speak) with a threesome on the Bridge of the Enterprise, between Kirk, Spock and Uhura. Take that, “Plato’s Stepchildren!”

Krypton, obviously a huge Trek nerd, insists that even though Hustler’s porn spoof is over the top and silly, it respects the original show, and tries to convey how these characters would really act in this situation. After all, the original show was quite campy at times, so it’s not that much of a leap. But the movie goes to some lengths to be true to the characters and their history, says Krypton.

There are no green women in the movie, because “putting someone in full body paint is a nightmare in a adult porn video,” says Krypton. It’s almost impossible to avoid having the body paint rub off on the other actor during a sex scene, and there are certain body parts that people might not want to paint green. Hustler did have a green woman in its Munsters porno spoof, and they solved the problem of paint rubbing off on the costar by color-correcting the image afterwards. (The color-correction gave the scene a cartoony look, which worked better for the Munsters than for Star Trek.)

But as we mentioned, there will be two alien babes. One, played by Jenna Hayes, is human-looking apart from her slinky Barbarella-esque outfit. The other is a Vulcan, played by Steven Soderbergh actress Sasha Grey. Grey’s character is struck with a “rare form” of Pon Farr, the Vulcan mating drive, and has to have sex with Captain Kirk in the Transporter Room — she just has to. And for Kirk, this is an opportunity to work out his issues with Vulcans after years of being frustrated with Mr. Spock. He can finally have sex with a Vulcan, but he finds that his frustrations with Vulcan logic persist even during their hookup.

Oh, and Mr. Spock doesn’t have green sperm in this film, unlike in some of the other porn films.

But the answer to the question you’re most anxiously asking — does Kirk look up and scream “Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!” during this film — is yes. He does. And Khan also yells “Kiiiiiiiiirk!” back. By the way, Evan Stone, who plays Kirk, doesn’t consciously do a William Shatner impression. But Stone, according to Krypton, already sounds like Shatner most of the time. He has a “cadence and a dramatic flair” that are quite Shatner-esque. He may ramp it up a bit for this film, but he doesn’t need much to seem Shatnerian.

Krypton is very proud of the high production values in this Trek spoof, which he says stand “head and shoulders” above what’s been done before. (You can see for yourself, with the pics and clip above.) Hustler spent a lot of money on the sets and costumes, trying to make it look as cool as possible, as well as “colorful and fun.” Find out more at Hustler World.

Keeping Up with the Kardashians

Kim Kardashian is taking legal action against Hustler Entertainment for its porn parody Keeping it up for the KardASSians. The XXX spoof is a parody of the Kardashian family’s television reality show and shows the Kardashian family in all sorts of compromising positions.

The whole family appears in the porn parody version and Hustler has done a good job casting adult entertainment stars that resemble the actual Kardashians. Both the show’s graphics and theme music are also similar. There are reports that E! is also considering legal action because the “whistly theme song” in the porno sounds awfully similar to the one in the show.

Kim Kardashian previously took legal action against the distributors of her leaked sex tape, titled Kim Kardashian Superstar, in 2007.

Keeping It Up for the KardASSians

Did you know you can make you own porno by using only your hands? The only problem with it if you get aroused you won’t be able to use your hand at the same time. Make you are not alone so you can watch while someone else is doing the job.

Look at part 1 here

Episode 2

Michael from Cracked.com is attemping to describes pornographics movies while you masturbate. The experience is somehow not exactly as erotic as is supposed to be. He should let the real professionals handle it. Someone like Bruno B. is able to describes sex scenes like if it’s a hockey game. He is the King! But well it’s a nice attempt for an amateur.

Episode 1

I’m starting a brand new series of clips… Japanese Clips! Why? I’ve seen many sick crazy shit in my life but Japanese always found ways to surprise me. Yes they have a lot of cheap porn with hairy pussy, small blurry dicks and small tits but they also have some nasty alien monsters with 8 dicks raping shoolgirls! Can our aliens do that? I think not. They can only kill cows or abduct some druken white trash in the middle of nowhere to test anal probes.

My first clip, a Japanese TV Station

Carefull when you watch porno at the office

While making cleanup on my server I notice some clips that where never published. So here they are.

Dell computers are good for porn!

I found a site that is really special, Beautiful Agony. The site is dedicated to the beauty of human orgasm. This may be the most erotic thing you have ever seen, yet the only nudity it contains is from the neck up. That’s where people are truly naked.

Boredback Mountain

I heard a lot about this gay western in the past year saying is was one of the best love movie of all time and a good movie for the gay community . I gay friend give me the movie to watch with my girl friend and told me we will make passionate love after (take god I did not spend a dime for it). According to comments on IMDB it’s: One of the greatest, saddest, most heartbreaking films ever made, a haunting love story that will last through the ages.

Their is no way to be more wrong! The movie sucks and when a mean sucks it’s not literally. The movie is as painfull as a anal fist fucking with no lube. It’s long and boring, no characters development, useless camera wide shoot kill the beat of the movie. BTW we did not make love after, we had to rent an asian schoolgirl lesbians porno to make us in the mood but that is another story.

Filmaking: 2/10 yes there is nice shoot of the mountains and the clouds in the sky, a few nice camera angle but the problem is that it does not add a lot to the story in fact it’s mostly usless and kill the pace of the movie. She could have use a wide plan of the mountains to show lonelyness, isolation or beauty. I said she could but did not.

Soundtrack: 0/10 one song (some kind of new age country music) playing through out the movie. Again you should use a music to help the dialog and the action, feeling etc. Was not done.

Acting: 2/10 They are gay and in love? My god thanks to the fact that I readed the back of the box. Is it because they feel mix feeling? They both looked uncomfortable and disgusted at what they were doing. The way I see it is that they where alone, drunk and needed sex so they had sex to releived sexual tensions. They did not kiss or acted cute to each other, did not had smiles or anything. I never, not once beleived they where in love. Do you know how peoples look when they are in love? You are happy, day dreaming and it’s the same if you are gay even 40 or 400 years ago. If you are not sure are it’s supposed to look like, download my a gay porn movie and learn from it.

Story: 1/10 A good movie for the gay community? Sure gays are always doomed to loneliness and misfortune and miserable, unhappy lives and grizzly deaths. They are not allowed to live happy ever after. You did not know? You did not learn that in church? Sinners always have the same destiny, it’s God and Ang Lee will.

Entertaining: 0/10 It’s slow… NO it’s boring! No characters development, long useless silence and camera angle. Sure speech is silver and silence is golden but when you are unable to understand some actors dialogs unless you have captionning it does not really help. Silence is golden if you can see and understand feeling and emotions without words and for that you need genuine emotions or good acting something we lack here. When Jack is supposely crying because Penis oups Ennis left, it look to me that he was puking because he was disgusted by what he done since his lips does not move. It span across 20 years but they do not aged (only on the last scene) and have no idea how long it have been between scenes. Their is snow in summer? And it’s only one exemple how that movie is not well edited and full of historical errors.

Final word, it’s not that I don’t like love movies or because I’m not gay or a girl pmsing that I hated the movie. My girl was pmsing and she didn’t like the movie either. I love to watch a good love movie or girly movie like Ghost or Grease but that movie was nothing like that.

Paris Hilton the Hilton’s heir brat. She is not good looking (but she think she is), she is blonde (and stupid) she dated every possible young single multi-millions fortune heir she could find (preferably greek) and made lame sex videos with her then-boyfriend Rick Salomon.

The tape was leaked onto the Internet shortly after The Simple Life debuted. Then in 2004 it was released as a DVD titled 1 Night in Paris. This is the 36 minutes that was released on the Internet and by watching it we could learned one really important thing about Paris… She is terrible in bed. She don’t know how to SUCK and FUCK.

Please Paris, look at porno to learn how to do it but don’t make any other sex tape. Please!