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Kat Path — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 22:34:21 +0000

Hustler’s Star Trek XXX

Kat Path — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:59:53 +0000

What exactly is Khan Noonien Singh doing in Hustler’s new Star Trek porn movie? And what role does Sasha Grey play? We talked to screenwriter Roger Krypton.

It sounds as though This Ain’t Star Trek XXX will follow the storyline of “Space Seed,” the classic episode which introduced Ricardo Montalban’s Khan. At least somewhat. (Since there have already been porno recreations of “Charley X,” “The Man Trap” and “Where No Man Has Gone Before,” this isn’t quite so surprising.)

Aurora takes Khan’s cock in her mouth and snatch
Slutty Aurora Snow fucks villain Khan in her cabin
The amazing Aurora Snow fucks the evil Khan

The Enterprise finds a ship that’s been floating in space for 200 years, and on board is Khan, in suspended animation. But with him are two sexy alien women — for obvious reasons. And judging from the photo up top, Lieutenant Marla McGivers plays a big role in the story as well, as the woman whom Khan tries to seduce. Khan, coming from an earlier time, is more barbaric, more macho and more “bare-chested” than the civilized Kirk, and he decides to try and take over the Enterprise.

And this is where the story diverges from “Space Seed” considerably.

According to Krypton, “Khan’s method of trying to take over the ship leads to the crewmembers having to engage in sexual situations against their will.” He wouldn’t go into details about this, but check out this work-safe clip of something weird happening to Kirk’s eyes:

Jada takes on both Kirk and Spock in this parody
It’s busty Jada Fire as your fantasy slut Ohura
Jada Fire as Ohura taking on two dicks

Perhaps as a result of Khan’s machinations, Dr. Leonard “Bones” McCoy is forced to have sex with Nurse Christine Chapel, or they’ll both die. “They have a reason where they pretty much have to have sex, it’s a life or death situation,” explains Krypton. (Sadly, Spock doesn’t hook up with Chapel, despite all of the longing glances she gave him throughout the series.) And the film climaxes (so to speak) with a threesome on the Bridge of the Enterprise, between Kirk, Spock and Uhura. Take that, “Plato’s Stepchildren!”

Watch this scene with Cody and Dr. Bones McKoy
Sexy blond Cody deep throats and fucks Dr. McKoy
Cody Carmichael fucking Dr. McKoy in space

Krypton, obviously a huge Trek nerd, insists that even though Hustler’s porn spoof is over the top and silly, it respects the original show, and tries to convey how these characters would really act in this situation. After all, the original show was quite campy at times, so it’s not that much of a leap. But the movie goes to some lengths to be true to the characters and their history, says Krypton.

There are no green women in the movie, because “putting someone in full body paint is a nightmare in a adult porn video,” says Krypton. It’s almost impossible to avoid having the body paint rub off on the other actor during a sex scene, and there are certain body parts that people might not want to paint green. Hustler did have a green woman in its Munsters porno spoof, and they solved the problem of paint rubbing off on the costar by color-correcting the image afterwards. (The color-correction gave the scene a cartoony look, which worked better for the Munsters than for Star Trek.)

Jenna Haze fucking her lucky man in spaceship
Sexy alien Jenna Haze fucked in this Star Trek parody
Hot alien Jenna Haze fucking Mr. Spock’s cock

But as we mentioned, there will be two alien babes. One, played by Jenna Hayes, is human-looking apart from her slinky Barbarella-esque outfit. The other is a Vulcan, played by Steven Soderbergh actress Sasha Grey. Grey’s character is struck with a “rare form” of Pon Farr, the Vulcan mating drive, and has to have sex with Captain Kirk in the Transporter Room — she just has to. And for Kirk, this is an opportunity to work out his issues with Vulcans after years of being frustrated with Mr. Spock. He can finally have sex with a Vulcan, but he finds that his frustrations with Vulcan logic persist even during their hookup.

Hottie Sasha Grey rides our brave Captain Kirk
Check out Sasha Grey as a sexy little Vulcan
Hot Sasha Grey is one horny, fuckable Vulcan

Oh, and Mr. Spock doesn’t have green sperm in this film, unlike in some of the other porn films.

But the answer to the question you’re most anxiously asking — does Kirk look up and scream “Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!” during this film — is yes. He does. And Khan also yells “Kiiiiiiiiirk!” back. By the way, Evan Stone, who plays Kirk, doesn’t consciously do a William Shatner impression. But Stone, according to Krypton, already sounds like Shatner most of the time. He has a “cadence and a dramatic flair” that are quite Shatner-esque. He may ramp it up a bit for this film, but he doesn’t need much to seem Shatnerian.

Krypton is very proud of the high production values in this Trek spoof, which he says stand “head and shoulders” above what’s been done before. (You can see for yourself, with the pics and clip above.) Hustler spent a lot of money on the sets and costumes, trying to make it look as cool as possible, as well as “colorful and fun.” Find out more at Hustler World.

Missy Stone in Keeping It Up for the KardASSians

Kat Path — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 07:25:09 +0000

Missy Stone as Khloe Kardassian & Marie McCray get it on in a dungeon below a porn shop.

Aiden Star in Keeping It Up for the KardASSians

Kat Path — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 07:24:52 +0000

Veronica Rayne as Kim Kardassian and Aiden Star share Aiden’s boyfriend between each other.

Veronica and Aiden are best friends who share everything including their boyfriend in Keeping it up for the KardASSians.

Nicki Hunter in Keeping It Up for the KardASSians

Kat Path — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 07:24:26 +0000

Nicki Hunter as Kris Kardassian fucks a helpless delivery boy.

Nicki Hunter sucks and fucks in Keeping it up for the KardASSians.

Dylan Rider in Keeping It Up for the KardASSians

Kat Path — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 07:24:13 +0000

Dylan Rider as Kourtney Kardassian fucks her boyfriend after a fight.

Dylan Ryder takes it deep in Keeping it up for the KardASSians.

Veronica Rayne in Keeping It Up for the KardASSians

Kat Path — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 07:24:06 +0000

Veronica Rayne as Kim Kardassian gets fucked hard by her boy toy RayJ

Veronica Rayne shows off her assets in Keeping it up for the KardASSians.

Kim Kardashian Angry Over Porno Spoof

Kat Path — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 05:52:50 +0000

Keeping Up with the Kardashians

Kim Kardashian is taking legal action against Hustler Entertainment for its porn parody Keeping it up for the KardASSians. The XXX spoof is a parody of the Kardashian family’s television reality show and shows the Kardashian family in all sorts of compromising positions.

The whole family appears in the porn parody version and Hustler has done a good job casting adult entertainment stars that resemble the actual Kardashians. Both the show’s graphics and theme music are also similar. There are reports that E! is also considering legal action because the “whistly theme song” in the porno sounds awfully similar to the one in the show.

Kim Kardashian previously took legal action against the distributors of her leaked sex tape, titled Kim Kardashian Superstar, in 2007.

Keeping It Up for the KardASSians

Classic Piano Duo

Kat Path — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 14:40:22 +0000

This is the ONLY way classical music should be played. Listen to it with a box of Kleenex.

PG Porn: Helpful Bus

Kat Path — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 22:41:16 +0000

This is the 3rd scene from James Gunn’s PG Porn series.

The Office’s Craig Robinson and Gilmore Girls’ Sean Gunn are looking to give Bree Olson, Marie Luv and some other lucky ladies a ride.

PG Porn: Roadside Ass-sistance

Kat Path — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 22:09:37 +0000

This is the second scene from James Gunn’s PG Porn series.

Sasha Grey’s car is jacked up and James Gunn is the only guy who can help her.

PG Porn: Nailing Your Wife

Kat Path — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 22:34:56 +0000

This is the first scene from James Gunn’s PG Porn series.

This construction worker is ready to nail your wife. Starring Nathan Fillion and Aria Giovanni and directed by James Gunn.

A Flowchart That Describes 90% of All Porno Movies

Kat Path — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 00:18:57 +0000

Every guy at some point has wished they were a pornstar. So, if that dream ever comes true, we’ve decided to help you out by showing you how to maneuver your way through 90% of the porno movies made.

Porn Flow Chart

Those Sick Japaneses Part 19: 74 Year-Old Japanese Porn Star

Kat Path — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 00:06:36 +0000

I think all men have a glimmer of hope that when we are in our 70′s and starting to need a little assistance around the house, that we might get a nice hot nurse to come and take care of us. Some fantasy’s might even include a little happy time when being helped into bed or getting your sponge bath, but these are just fantasy’s and can’t possibly come true… right?

74 Year-Old Japanese Porn Star Still Going

Well for 74 year-old Shigeo Tokuda, this is a reality that happens more often than you would think. That’s because Shigeo is actually a 74 year-old porn star who sometimes performs in roles where he is an elderly man in a home, when a hot nurse who is there to help him out gives him a little more help than normal.

74 year-old Shigeo Tokuda

“Lately I’m also starring as the main actor in a porn series set in a senior-care home. The girl that I’m costarring with might play my son’s wife, a daughter of a relative that I happen to be looking after, or a helper at one of the care homes.” It all started over 20 years ago, when Shigeo wanted to buy a porn video and was embarrassed to purchase it at an adult store. He went to the production company itself and over time became friends with the director. Shigeo has since performed in over 250 adult films during his over 14 years in the porn film industry. Although you would think it is the sex that keeps Shigeo coming back for film after film, it is actually the role playing and acting that turns him on the most.

This is a HARD Job...

“I mentioned before that I like films that are set up like TV dramas. This is partly because I’ve always had the desire to turn into all sorts of different people. So personally, I don’t get off just having sex with somebody. I continue working in this industry not because I like starring in adult films, but because I am given the opportunity to act in various roles. The appeal for me is in the fact that I can play different people, not that I can boast about my acting skills. Consequently, most of the films that I’m in have a proper plot and narrative.” Shigeo has plans to continue making more adult films until he feels his health and age become an issue. “Right now I don’t have any illnesses, so I guess I’ll keep watching my health and at least try to go on until I’m 80 [laughs].”

See more of Shigeo Tokuda movies
73 Years Old Erogotoshi	Tokuda Show: Erina Misaki	Tokuda Show: Satsuki Mochida

Britney Spears’ Gimme More (by Ron Jeremy)

Kat Path — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 03:56:08 +0000

The PornStar Legend Ron Jeremy made a spoof video of Britney Spears’ Gimme More MTV’s Video Music Awards performance. It’s a must see! His performance and the dance moves are in fact way better then the original VMA performance, he’s so into it!