Loose weight with the Shake Weight, every women should have one.

Posted: August 24th, 2009 by Kat Path
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Wonderful individual customer service, each transaction is done by hand

You all heard about the world situation, those are HARD times. But a Bank in China is willing to go the extra miles to make sure you give them ALL you got. They will give you a hand to help you get some relieved out of all your HARD moments and they will even PAY you for the trouble. They offer wonderful individual customer service, making sure each transaction is done by hand not with a computer. They want to make sure you will be Cumming again and again.

This is how it works: first you need to go for a health check, then 4 days prior your visit to the “free-hand-job-then-get-paid-paradise” you must abstain from sex and masturbation. You can go 4-5 times a month, and each time you will get maximum 3 hand jobs. You will also get paid RMB200 ( US$30 ) at the end of each session for your kindness.

Before you ask, I don’t know if it’s possible to make mouth deposits.

They will give you a hand, making sure they get all you've got

Address for whoever wants to give it a go: No 145 Shan Dong Zhong Lu, Ren Ji Hospital, Building 1, 7th FL, near Fu Zhou Lu, Shanghai, China.

Posted: April 9th, 2009 by Kat Path
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You know that you can pratice safe sex by having only anal sex ? But do you know about the new safe sex trend? It’s the Belly Fucking! Look like fat chicks like it too…

Posted: January 24th, 2009 by Kat Path
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August 6th, 2008 in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.

When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.

Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.

Lets just say this is probably one bad date that Xing will never forget.

Now you know why I called him, the Chinese’ Fucking Steel Man.

Posted: August 17th, 2008 by Kat Path
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Another priceless moment! If you used to have Cybersex by chat you probably always wonder if you are really talking to a girl or if she is really 21, blond, 100 pounds and with huge tits? Now it’s all past with the webcams! Or is it?

Posted: September 3rd, 2006 by Kat Path
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With Tags: adult, blond, blonde, commercial, cybersex, girls, mastercard, mastercard priceless moments, porn, priceless, safe sex, sexy, sexy girl, stupid, tits, webcam, webcams
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