Examine Breasts and get a Scout’ Merit Badge
This is how two 12 years old Boy Scout are trying to get a Scout Badge by touching women’s breasts.
Well I did not know that Boob Massage was a new badge… It probably got introduce at the Scout Jamborgy with Fisting and Pubic Hair award.
Anyway those 2 scouts (their scouts name are probably Voyeur Beaver and Playboy Bunny) explained how they use the Internet to do their research. I understand that looking for boobs on Internet was probably really “HARD” for those two 12 years old. As Brian said: “We looked all over the Internet and those are really good” so I believe him.
Now they offer to “examine” your breast to find lumps, they will squeeze the nipple to make sure they don’t feel irregular and hope to find the lump in their pants.
They also have a nice website where you can send in your pics and learn it’s the most important thing you can do for your body.
FreeBreastExam.net
Ladies (only young because old have experience) what are you waiting for? Like they say: Be Prepared! Get topless in Zach’s basement (it’s not a real basement because it has carpets) in order to have your breasts exams by a 12 year old. You never know you might help them find a bump!
They have my Merit badge!
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