Who Wants to Be a Millionaire is hosted by Meredith Vieira. You answer questions in order to win 1 million dollars.

But this time, the rules have changed… Mix Max Shuman (a Navy pilot) and Meredith Vieira (an old horny woman) you get a down and dirty results.

Each girl is given a 15cm long by 5cm wide ice cylinder with an olive in the middle. They can only use their body to melt the ice and free the olive. This is why I miss college.

What exactly is Khan Noonien Singh doing in Hustler’s new Star Trek porn movie? And what role does Sasha Grey play? We talked to screenwriter Roger Krypton.

It sounds as though This Ain’t Star Trek XXX will follow the storyline of “Space Seed,” the classic episode which introduced Ricardo Montalban’s Khan. At least somewhat. (Since there have already been porno recreations of “Charley X,” “The Man Trap” and “Where No Man Has Gone Before,” this isn’t quite so surprising.)

The Enterprise finds a ship that’s been floating in space for 200 years, and on board is Khan, in suspended animation. But with him are two sexy alien women — for obvious reasons. And judging from the photo up top, Lieutenant Marla McGivers plays a big role in the story as well, as the woman whom Khan tries to seduce. Khan, coming from an earlier time, is more barbaric, more macho and more “bare-chested” than the civilized Kirk, and he decides to try and take over the Enterprise.

And this is where the story diverges from “Space Seed” considerably.

According to Krypton, “Khan’s method of trying to take over the ship leads to the crewmembers having to engage in sexual situations against their will.” He wouldn’t go into details about this, but check out this work-safe clip of something weird happening to Kirk’s eyes:

Perhaps as a result of Khan’s machinations, Dr. Leonard “Bones” McCoy is forced to have sex with Nurse Christine Chapel, or they’ll both die. “They have a reason where they pretty much have to have sex, it’s a life or death situation,” explains Krypton. (Sadly, Spock doesn’t hook up with Chapel, despite all of the longing glances she gave him throughout the series.) And the film climaxes (so to speak) with a threesome on the Bridge of the Enterprise, between Kirk, Spock and Uhura. Take that, “Plato’s Stepchildren!”

Krypton, obviously a huge Trek nerd, insists that even though Hustler’s porn spoof is over the top and silly, it respects the original show, and tries to convey how these characters would really act in this situation. After all, the original show was quite campy at times, so it’s not that much of a leap. But the movie goes to some lengths to be true to the characters and their history, says Krypton.

There are no green women in the movie, because “putting someone in full body paint is a nightmare in a adult porn video,” says Krypton. It’s almost impossible to avoid having the body paint rub off on the other actor during a sex scene, and there are certain body parts that people might not want to paint green. Hustler did have a green woman in its Munsters porno spoof, and they solved the problem of paint rubbing off on the costar by color-correcting the image afterwards. (The color-correction gave the scene a cartoony look, which worked better for the Munsters than for Star Trek.)

But as we mentioned, there will be two alien babes. One, played by Jenna Hayes, is human-looking apart from her slinky Barbarella-esque outfit. The other is a Vulcan, played by Steven Soderbergh actress Sasha Grey. Grey’s character is struck with a “rare form” of Pon Farr, the Vulcan mating drive, and has to have sex with Captain Kirk in the Transporter Room — she just has to. And for Kirk, this is an opportunity to work out his issues with Vulcans after years of being frustrated with Mr. Spock. He can finally have sex with a Vulcan, but he finds that his frustrations with Vulcan logic persist even during their hookup.

Oh, and Mr. Spock doesn’t have green sperm in this film, unlike in some of the other porn films.

But the answer to the question you’re most anxiously asking — does Kirk look up and scream “Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!” during this film — is yes. He does. And Khan also yells “Kiiiiiiiiirk!” back. By the way, Evan Stone, who plays Kirk, doesn’t consciously do a William Shatner impression. But Stone, according to Krypton, already sounds like Shatner most of the time. He has a “cadence and a dramatic flair” that are quite Shatner-esque. He may ramp it up a bit for this film, but he doesn’t need much to seem Shatnerian.

Krypton is very proud of the high production values in this Trek spoof, which he says stand “head and shoulders” above what’s been done before. (You can see for yourself, with the pics and clip above.) Hustler spent a lot of money on the sets and costumes, trying to make it look as cool as possible, as well as “colorful and fun.” Find out more at Hustler World.

Keeping Up with the Kardashians

Kim Kardashian is taking legal action against Hustler Entertainment for its porn parody Keeping it up for the KardASSians. The XXX spoof is a parody of the Kardashian family’s television reality show and shows the Kardashian family in all sorts of compromising positions.

The whole family appears in the porn parody version and Hustler has done a good job casting adult entertainment stars that resemble the actual Kardashians. Both the show’s graphics and theme music are also similar. There are reports that E! is also considering legal action because the “whistly theme song” in the porno sounds awfully similar to the one in the show.

Kim Kardashian previously took legal action against the distributors of her leaked sex tape, titled Kim Kardashian Superstar, in 2007.

Keeping It Up for the KardASSians

No sure exactly what gameshow it is, but I don’t really care. It’s simply nice to look at girls crawling on those hugh tubes.

Yes I know it’s soooo cute.

A really nice commercial tv spot for a barber shop.

Visit my Angelina Jolie gallery for more pictures.

In 2006 I made a post about a young girl doing some pretty average lip-syncing to the song Crush by Jennifer Page, read Lalita Dancing and Lip-Synching for more.

Well her name is Lalita Chica and I got a few requests lately by some dudes that wanted to know if I had more videos of her. Well yes I do and here they are.

Lalita stripping to Kylie Minogue’s, Slow.

In a schoolgirl skirt, tie, boots and a wet t-shirt, to Paula Cole’s Feeling Love.

A montage of a couple of her movies with new music.

She also has a MySpace page.

There’s a Yahoo Group called FanLalita.

Enjoy your old jailbait dude.

Now, I’m not normally a fan of PETA. They seem to have the unique talent of taking a contested issue and holding an extreme position that can alienate most people. However, in this case I’m on PETA’s side. Their proposed Super Bowl ad, which features a bevy of beauties who are powerless to resist the temptation of veggie love, was deemed too hot for the Super Bowl by NBC. The list of complaints for the rejection includes:

• licking pumpkin
• touching her breast with her hand while eating broccoli
• pumpkin from behind between legs
• rubbing pelvic region with pumpkin
• screwing herself with broccoli (fuzzy)
• asparagus on her lap appearing as if it is ready to be inserted into vagina
• licking eggplant
• rubbing asparagus on breast

Visit Veggie Love for more details and videos

Super Bowl Strippers "All Hands On Dick!"

There’s Lip Stixx and Centerfolds and the Bliss Cabaret. There’s Diamond Dolls and Bare Assets and the Wild Gentlemen’s Club. In fact, there are, by one count, 43 strip clubs in the Tampa metropolitan area — one for each Super Bowl. And the week of Super Bowl XLIII is to Tampa’s naughty nightlife what Black Friday is to America’s shopping malls.

All the exotic dancing joints have earned Tampa a bawdy reputation — the lads’ magazine Maxim even put it on its top 10 list of best U.S. party cities a couple years ago, based mostly on the two score and more night spots to see naked or nearly naked women.

Now, with at least one spot planning to have a tent in the parking lot to handle the overflow of free-spending tourists, locals expect to profit mightily through kickoff Sunday evening.

“Based on what we did last Super Bowl (in 2001), the numbers will quadruple during that weekend,” says Nick Polefrone, general manager of 2001 Odyssey, a landmark club known for the spaceship-shaped VIP room rising from the top of the building.

Across the street is Mons Venus, a joint that is listed among the best strip clubs in the world by users of a Web site called The Ultimate Strip Club List. The two upscale clubs — walking distance from Raymond James Stadium, where the Arizona Cardinals will play the Pittsburgh Steelers — have been fixtures for decades. Polefrone figures Tampa’s naughty national image grew out from there.

“Tampa has a reputation for having the most strip clubs and the most girls who are a lot of fun,” says a 25-year-old exotic dancer named Claudia, who left her usual gig in Las Vegas to work the Super Bowl week here. (She asked that her last name not be used to save her family any embarrassment.)

Claudia says she’s worked four previous Super Bowls and expects to make as much as $2,000 a day performing at 2001 Odyssey. Most clubs treat the dancers as independent contractors who pay a flat fee to the house and keep the rest.

“It’s so crazy, everybody is in a such a party mood,” she says. “It’s a whole new level of everything.”

The clubs have been busy auditioning more dancers and upgrading their interiors. Some will stay open 24 hours.

The Tampa Tribune helpfully added a feature to its Web site listing the 43 strip clubs and allowing Super Bowl visitors to search for such information as the cover charge and dress code.

Tired of Tampa’s sleazy reputation, local lawmakers passed an anti-lap-dance ordinance before the last Super Bowl here in 2001, making it a misdemeanor offense for dancers to come within six feet of patrons. The measure got a lot of publicity, but police didn’t arrest anybody during Super Bowl week.

Police spokeswoman Andrea Davis says officers won’t be patrolling the clubs looking for dancers who get too close this time, but they’ll be obliged to investigate if someone calls in a complaint.

“Our primary focus during the Super Bowl is going to be public safety,” she says.

Bob Buckhorn, a former city councilman who pushed the six-foot ordinance, laments that the adult entertainment industry is “ingrained in the fabric of this community.” The point of the law, he says, was to attack prostitution and prevent other crime by trying to keep guys away from those places. He wishes it was more aggressively enforced today.

“It’s like cockroaches,” Buckhorn says. “If you don’t stay on top of it, it will infect and run you over. And that’s exactly what’s happened.”

To the city’s promoters, Tampa’s image as the Lap Dance Capital of America is not exactly something to tout in the glossy brochures. Travis Claytor, spokesman for Tampa Bay & Co., the tourism bureau, would rather point out other attractions, such as:

_ Beaches. Some of the best white-sand beaches anywhere are a half-hour or so from downtown. Two of them — Fort DeSoto Park and Caladesi Island — have topped the list from Stephen P. Leatherman, a Florida International University professor dubbed “Dr. Beach” for his annual rankings of the nation’s best coastlines.

_ Ybor City. The historic former Latin quarter east of downtown is a thriving entertainment district whose nightclubs will host some of the glitziest, celebrity-heavy Super Bowl parties. (There’s a strip club there, too, of course.)

_ Cigars. In the early 20th century, more cigars were made in Tampa than anywhere in the world, by Cuban immigrants. The city retains a rich cigar heritage, and some shops are still rolling them right on the premises.

But in the end, a lot of visitors will still be packing the clubs at night.

“It’s not necessarily a negative thing, it’s just one aspect of this destination,” the judicious Claytor says. “There is so much more to our area than that particular industry.”

The Super Bowl is just a couple of short days away, and while I am sure the action on the field will be compelling, here at Gunaxin we have something else on our minds. I can’t help but notice when I look around the internet, that although women don’t compete in the Super Bowl, they sure are integral to the event. In order to prove this to you, allow me to present, The Babes of the Super Bowl.

Hot Arizona Cardinals Cheerleaders - With no competition, they will definitely be the sexiest cheerleaders at the game

A video tribute to the Cardinals Cheerleaders

Sexy Fans of the Pittsburgh Steelers (COED Magazine)

More Sexy Fans of the Pittsburgh Steelers (Gunaxin)

Super Bowl Media Day Hotties (The World of Isaac)

Lingerie Bowl Preview (InGameNow)

Lingerie Bowl VI - Tampa, Florida 02.01.09

The title says it all. Enjoy, You’re welcome.

I happen to really like Asian girls and their weird straight pubes, but that’s a story for another time. This is some weird lubed up Japanese bikini girl Slip-n-Slide….. Heaven

IBM Researchers and Dolores Labs did an interesting crowdsourcing experiment with amazon.com’s Mechanical Turk.

They showed men and women a body image with a random point highlighted. Would they like to touch their lover there, and separately, would they want to be touched there?

30,000 point ratings aggregate into a heat map of desire – interesting in isolation and in contrast across scenarios.

Here you see where each gender desires to be touched. Not too surprising.

But when you compare to where their lovers think they want to be touched, a few subtle differences emerge, providing guidance. For men, dingle and dangle could use a bit more attention. For women, the back of the neck is more sensual than you might imagine. Otherwise, you probably know where to go.

You can do other Fleshmap pair-wise comparisons here.

Across the straight/bisexual/gay gender matrix, the group least interested in being touched, on average: straight men. Go figure. But the other men bring the overall male average higher than the overall female average. Even older men (over 50) have higher scores than the most desirous female cohort –the 20-30 year olds. (from Dolores Blog)

All good food for thought as I depart for Utah…

Japan has come out with another wild, sexy, and edgy fashion trend with these Bikini Jeans that act as both underwear and jeans.

Sandra Tanimura, a Sanna designer, created these jeans after customers mentioned that had a hard time keeping their low cut jeans up.

“We specialize in making low-rise trousers and our customers wanted them to get even lower. It was very difficult meeting these demands without the trousers falling down. I came up with the idea of using the bikini strings to let the trousers hang really low without falling,” she added.

Shots of the jeans on a Japanese television show

You can purchase these jeans from Sanna’s Shop for about $88.

Sometimes I just wish I lived in Japan again…

...But not when the trends hit everyone.

So even after we tried to warn you with our Beware the dreaded “MySpace Angles” post you’ve refused to give up on the hope that your MySpace hottie is, in fact, who she says she is. After all, she’s great, right? You two talk about EVERYTHING together through instant messenger and on the phone and you get along so well. She’s really into hearing about your ten hour long gaming marathons and doesn’t mind at all that you still live with your parents. She’s absolutely perfect. And incredibly HOT as well. After all, you’ve seen the pics to prove it.

But she still continues to shy away every time you mention meeting up face-to-face. She’s always got “that thing” going on this weekend or she’s just “oh-so-super shy” and tells you “maybe next week…or something.” So what gives, huh? It almost makes you start to wonder if…well, you know.

Yes, this is who you’ve been talking to while fapping online.

Well, far be it from us to tell you who to love. After all, beauty is only skin deep. We didn’t write the original post to be mean-spirited at all. However, we did feel it was nothing short of our civic duty to shed some light on the oh-so-pervasive phenomenon of the MySpace Angles.

It happens every day, guys. And it could be happening to you RIGHT NOW.

We also enjoyed the comments from the ladies that felt the need to let us know that guys can be just as fraudulent in their portrayal of themselves online as young women can be. While we are ecstatic to have the feedback, we are compelled to point out that it’s not necessarily a newsflash that guys lie about themselves online. Unless you really thought that we believed every anonymous poster online was six-foot-three with chiseled muscles and a bank account that would PWN Donald Trump’s. After all, there is a reason we aren’t posting pictures of ourselves here: you’d just run away from your monitors screaming only to be found hours later huddled in a corner shivering in fright.

Yeah, we know that guys lie too. But the girls are just more fun to laugh at. Sorry, ladies. But you keep on filling our inbox, ok?

So we’ve dug a little deeper and have successfully brought to you a second installment of the infamous MySpace Angles phenomenon. These lovely ladies are well aware that they don’t quite fit the mass media-portrayed, rail-thin body type of what pop culture says they are supposed to look like. But are they shying away from all the benefits that the magic of online social networking websites can bring them? Heck no, they aren’t!

These enterprising young women are working with what they got in ways that should be admired and even celebrated. They have taken a canvas that they know most shallow, modern men would pass over and skillfully turned it into a work of art that would make Monet jealous and Da Vinci horny.

So the next time you steer your browser over to MySpace, Facebook, or any other social networking or dating site, take a real close look at the lighting in those pictures. Check out that angle shot for what it really is. Because you may be staring at what may ultimately go down in history as the perfect crime. Because whether it’s you or the next guy that comes along, someone is destined to get all the lovin’ that they can handle.

So cute. So nubile. So pale. So pained, but beautiful

So where the HELL did CarrotTop come from?!?

Great smile and pretty eyes. She tells you that’s her brother beside her so you won’t be jealous

But it wasn’t her brother. It was her last dinner. And you’re next

Who doesn’t love the prim, shy librarian look?

Wow! That librarian fantasy sure fades fast in the light of day!

Ah, the requisite MySpace kissy face. So adorable

Hey, where are you going? She was gonna give you a kiss!

Cute and coy. And that shot of the "goods" is certainly an accident

Looks like there are plenty more "goods" where those came from

Nothing cuter than a little emo dreamer in the over-the-head angle shot

Oh my! Quick! Raise the camera up! Up, I say!

Black and white sad shots almost always turn out well

Moo U. semi formal pics in the light of day - not so much

This pic is all sweet. Definitely a lady you want to take home to meet mom

But the second pic is of a chick that will fight you for the last beer! Or forty ounce!

Finally, we all know that MySpace is the home of the emo hotties showing cleavage

But when the hell did it become Transylvania?!?!

So you’ve been talking to this hot young lady that you met on MySpace, Facebook, Friendster or one of the many other social networking or dating sites that are available online and you believe you have come to a point that you are ready to meet her. You get along great and have awesome conversations over the phone and on instant messenger. You listen to the same bands and have similar interests, irks, aspirations, and idiosyncrasies. In short, it really seems like you are falling for this girl.

And her pictures. “Wow” is all you can say every time that you look at them. The way that her hair falls over her shoulder as she gives you that sultry-but-oh-so-innocent look in the photo that she sent you which drives you wild. You can hardly believe that you have found a creature that is so beautiful, yet so deep and really into your interests as well. You’ve even caught yourself feeling a little sorry that you previously held the misconception that all girls that look this great are vapid and stuck up. But now you know better and you thank the internet and your computer every day while you have endless conversations with her while staring at her photo that you have now plastered onto your desktop.

You know she’s hot. You’ve shown her picture to your friends and they think she’s hot. And now you’re ready to meet her. But are you prepared for what you may actually find?

Well, let this serve as a warning to you because you may have just fallen victim to the dreaded, “MySpace Angles.”

The MySpace Angles phenomenon isn’t one that is new but is a growing concern for men, young and old, across the globe. Photography-savvy young ladies are utilizing crafty camera angles and even photo software to weave a type of black magic onto their likenesses that would rival even the most forgiving Glamour Shots photographers of the old days. These crafty ladies will bend and conform themselves precariously to just the right position to hide those multiple chins, unsightly bulges, and possibly even hooves in the attempt to rope in unsuspecting victims across the World Wide Web.

MySpace Angle

Cold, Harsh Reality

You may tell yourself that by being diligent about asking for multiple photos you are being an alarmist and maybe even paranoid. Additionally, the fact that this phenomenon exists may even appear to be mean-spirited and just plain wrong. However, we ask you while presenting this evidence to you today: Just who is at fault here? Should you feel guilty for ensuring that the package you are presented is the package you should expect? Or are you just going to hold out until the bitter end and hope for the best?

MySpace Angle Super Cutie

Larger-than-expected Dinner Date Bill

Asian Honey + Glasses = Smart and Sexy!

You’re gonna need more sake to be able to seal this deal!

Trippy little cutie that is sure to be a blast to hang out with

In reality, “little” doesn’t quite describe the trip you’re going on

A veritable Goddess at this angle

But the light of day suggests otherwise

This princess has a heart of gold and the face of an angel

But take away the soft-lighting effects of photo-editing software and another creature emerges

This is a quirky little hottie that can hang out with the guys and still be cute

Well, she can hang out with the guys, anyway. And probably drink them all under the table, to boot

The emo girl of your dreams

Or maybe your worst nightmare

And finally, one late night you asked your beauty for some boob shots

And you GOT ‘EM!

Taking a cue from Shallow Hal, love may be blind and beauty may only be skin deep but a façade of smoke and mirrors is no way to begin a relationship and if the lovely lady of your online dreams isn’t truthful with you about herself upfront, can you be so sure you can trust her down the road?

Consider this as a public service announcement to all the would-be e-Romeos out there that are trolling the social sites looking for love: watch out, because you may be biting off more than you can chew!

A sexy webcam girl in a schoolgirl skirt starts her latest webcam broadcast. But, it soon takes an interesting turn…. Probably fake but still worth watching.

The Bodybouncer seems to be an awsome new sex toy. You must watch the video below, buy it and leave me a detailed message (with pictures please) on how this novelty changed your sex life.

If you think summer is over well imagine 1,010 flawlessly bronzed, impeccably toned Australians in bikinis. They’re on some tenuous world record mission for Cosmopolitan magazine. For more pictures of the sexy spectacle click here. I going to Australia this winter… Hello Ladies!!!

That will make me slow down!

Another priceless moment! If you used to have Cybersex by chat you probably always wonder if you are really talking to a girl or if she is really 21, blond, 100 pounds and with huge tits? Now it’s all past with the webcams! Or is it?

Another priceless moment! A naked girl, a webcam and a strip show! What can you ask for?

I found a site that is really special, Beautiful Agony. The site is dedicated to the beauty of human orgasm. This may be the most erotic thing you have ever seen, yet the only nudity it contains is from the neck up. That’s where people are truly naked.

Lalita just finished another lip-sync video and it’s her best lip-sync video of all time. Lip-synching to Crush by Jennifer Page, Lalita is now the internet most popular lip-syncer. Granted she might not have the entire song memorized yet but at least she’s into it.