Somebody’s having a little fun in the Website management department at Sears. Found in the Human Cooking section and the Grills to Cook Babies and More subsection is the Body Part Roaster. Mmm, baby! TMZ first reported the goof, which listed any grill under “Human Cooking”. Here’s a link to the page that Sears quickly fixed. And here’s what it looked like for a brief period yesterday:

There might have just been a bit of space dust on the website, however. It really meant to say “Grills to Cook for Babies and More”. You know, cause it’s a cooking website! And despite the quick fix, you can still Google it:

Posted: August 28th, 2009 by Kat Path
Filled Under: Laugh Your Ass Off, Shop 'Till You Drop
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Those purchasing a vehicle at Max Motors in Butler Missouri will receive an AK-47 assault rifle with their purchase during the month of August.

This is the second consecutive year the dealership has given away vouchers for a firearm as part of a sales promotion.

The logo at Mark Muller’s dealership is a nod to his feelings about guns – with an old west caricature pointing two pistols at those who pass by. He said it’s a nod to what he calls “big city” ways.

“We really are different than the big city dealers,” Muller said.

The actual promotion gives those who buy a vehicle a voucher redeemable at a gun shop for the $450 dollars it costs to get an AK-47.

“That way it separates you from anything bad that could happen,” Muller said. “We’ll put it in the hands of professionals who do this every day.”

The AK-47 ups the ante on a promotion Muller did last year, giving away vouchers for the price of the Caltec pistol. Muller proudly shows off the same pistol he carries in his pocket.

“We already did handguns,” Muller said. “Let’s do something more fun — AKs. You ever shot an AK? Oh, they’re a blast.”

Muller said he knows people are bound to be bothered by the promotion, even in his small city locale, people like Gabe Johnston.

“I would not encourage people to get an AK-47,” Gabe Johnston, of Jasper, Mo., said. “I’m fine with a rifle. But maybe not assault rifles … I don’t see the purpose of those guns.”

Muller said the purpose of any gun is protection — and at Max Motors, selling cars. “We get a lot of press out of these kind of promotion,” Muller said. “We sell a lot of cars. And we have a lot of fun.”

Muller says last year’s promotion, which also offered the option of $250 gas cards, sold 35 more cars than usual.

This year’s promotion is guns only, though Muller said customers can spend the voucher on a less expensive model, like a hunting rifle, or towards a more expensive one, like an AR-15 if they wanted to buy American.

Posted: August 28th, 2009 by Kat Path
Filled Under: Fucking Tastic Stories, Must See Shit, Shop 'Till You Drop
With Tags: ak-47, ak47, assault rifle, assault rifles, car, cars, commercial, firearm, handguns, mark muller, max motors, sales promotion, shopping, vehicule
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Loose weight with the Shake Weight, every women should have one.

Posted: August 24th, 2009 by Kat Path
Filled Under: Internet is 4 Porn, Laugh Your Ass Off
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Triumph Lingerie in Japan, are finally making eco-friendly underwear. Apparently their new solar powered bra is a must for the energy-saving female. The only problem is that clothes can’t be worn over it. Wait… is that a problem? Other kooky designs include the ‘husband hunting bra’ and the one which is decorated with fake food and has a pouch to carry your chopsticks in.

Posted: June 20th, 2009 by Kat Path
Filled Under: Internet is 4 Porn, Must See Shit, Those Sick Japaneses
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A fourteen-year-old boy was killed after the chair he was sitting on exploded, propelling sharp chair parts into his rectum, causing extensive bleeding, which he succumbed to before medical attention could stem the flow.

The accident occurred when the boy was alone, sitting on the chair (which was for PC use); he managed to overcome the pain and call his father, who summoned an ambulance, but it took an hour to get him to hospital, by which time it was too late for him.

The chair in question was a standard gas cylinder type, where the height is regulated by an adjustable cylinder containing highly pressurized gas, and it was this which exploded, sending high velocity chair parts into the posterior of the unfortunate youth.

The illustrated chair shows the severity of such a cylinder malfunction

In fact, it seems a spate of such incidents were reported at the hospital – 3 such injuries caused by exploding chairs were reported this month, perhaps indicating an influx of poorly manufactured chairs into the area. In 2007 a similar accident also propelled a 20cm part into the rear of a 68-year-old man, who suffered a severe 5cm wound; he survived.

We do not hear where the chair parts in question were made, though of course with the accident occurring in China it is likely there that they were made.

Three factors are implicated in such accidents:

1. The gas in the cylinder is contaminated with gases other than nitrogen.
2. The materials used in the cylinder are deficient, reducing the durability of the part.
3. The cylinder is not completely airtight.
Oil based hydraulic devices are said to be safer, but most such chairs on the market today use gas cylinders; naturally these tend to be made in China, where this accident occurred.

The boy in question weighed 80kg (certainly a fair amount for a 14-year-old Asian youth), which might have been a factor (though this will not reassure heavier framed non-Asian adults); it is suggested that using such chairs without placing excessive pressure on the cylinder is advisable – otherwise sitting on a steel plate might help.

Posted: May 17th, 2009 by Kat Path
Filled Under: Must See Shit, Those Sick Japaneses
With Tags: accidents, chair, china, gas cylinder, hospital, japaneses, rectum, shopping
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