A young man will spend the next 60 days in jail after stealing a beer from a convenience store in Quebec. He stole the $3.37 beer to celebrate having just gotten out of jail.

Denis Danny Roberge, a 19-year-old repeat offender, had been convicted several time for petty theft, with his last crime landing him in jail for eight months, his lawyer said.

On febuary 19th, Roberge was released from prison and, looking to celebrate, visited the Laval store. He was caught by the store’s owner as he was about to steal the beer.

The suspect then fled the scene, with the store owner chasing him. Along the way, they came across police officers and Roberge was arrested.

On Monday, lawyers for both sides agreed 60 days in jail was the shortest possible sentence for Roberge. The sentence is longer than usual because of the teen’s prior convictions. For first-time offenders, such a small theft would likely not make it to court.

Posted: March 3rd, 2010 by Kat Path
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Enjoy the 100 best FAIL of 2009.

Posted: January 15th, 2010 by Kat Path
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This is something I have been saying for years, sports fans are the same type of peoples as the sci-fi geeks.

Posted: November 15th, 2009 by Kat Path
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My kind of cookies

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My Goate is not stupid!

A car with Stains

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A test confirms it, AC-DC ROCK!

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Posted: November 12th, 2009 by Kat Path
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Lin Zongxiu, from the southwestern province of Sichuan, heard in 2008 that soup made with a man’s head could help cure her daughter who had suffered from psychiatric problems for years, the Chengdu Commercial newspaper reported.

Lin and her husband decided to enlist the help of a man in December who knocked unconscious a drunk 76-year-old passer-by before beheading him, the paper claimed.

The couple then gave their 25-year-old daughter soup made from the man’s head, and duck.

A local court sentenced the murderer to death with a two-year reprieve on Monday, and Lin was convicted of helping to destroy evidence that included the culprit’s bloody clothes and shoes, the paper said.

The murderer’s reprieve means that his sentence will likely be commuted to life in prison as long as he commits no further offences in the next two years.

Posted: September 13th, 2009 by Kat Path
Filled Under: Fucking Tastic Stories, Must See Shit
With Tags: drunk, duck soup, head soup, killed, Lin Zongxiu, murder, murderer, psychiatric problems, sichuan, sick, stupid
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