Enjoy the 100 best FAIL of 2009.

This is some of the ugliest Halloween costumes seen this year.

Wonder Woman

Spiderman

Gay Bunny Costume

A Fat Paris Hilton

FAIL Baby Costume

Creepy Michael Jackson Mask

FAIL Product Placement: Halloween Costumes and Chainsaw

Girl with 56 stars tattooed on face admits she asked for them.

A teenage girl who claimed 56 stars were tattooed on her on her face as she slept when she asked for three has admitted she was awake the whole time – and lied because her father was “furious”.

Kimberley Vlaminck had insisted she dozed off after asking the tattooist for just three small stars – then woke in horror to find her face was covered.

The Belgian blamed the Flemish-speaking tattooist for not being able to understand her French and English instructions.

Girl has 56 stars tattooed on face after ‘falling asleep’ Amid a frenzy of media attention, she then said she would sue the tattoo artist, Rouslan Toumaniantz, for the £9,000 she needed for laser surgery to have them removed.

She said after the tattooing last week: “It is terrible for me. I cannot go out on to the street. I look like a freak.”

But the 18-year-old has finally confessed she did not fall asleep, that she wanted all the stars and was “fully aware” of what Mr Toumaniantz was doing.

Ms Vlaminck told a Dutch TV crew: “I asked for 56 stars and initially adored them. But when my father saw them, he was furious. So I said I fell asleep and the that the tattooist made a mistake.”

Mr Toumaniantz – himself covered from head to foot in tattoos and piercings – had consistently denied he had made a mistake and always insisted Vlaminck wanted all 56 stars.

He said at the time: “I maintain that she absolutely agreed that I tattoo those 56 stars on the left side of her face.”

But despite insisting she had asked for 56 stars, he still initially agreed to pay for half of the treatment to remove the tattoos.

“Kimberley is unhappy and it is not my wish to have an unsatisfied client,” he said.

“I don’t regret it. To tell you the truth, this has given me some publicity.” Mr Toumanaintz is now said to have withdrawn his cash offer and said from now on he will get written consent from clients before he begins tattooing.

As for Ms Vlaminck she could always go work for STARbuck!

A Belgian teenager says she will sue a tattoo parlour which she said covered half her face with stars while she was asleep.

Kimberley Vlaeminck, 18, was left sporting 56 black stars of various sizes on the left side of her face, from nose to ear and brow to chin.

The young housewife said she had gone to the tattoo parlour in the western town of Courtrai and asked for three small stars on her face.

“I wanted him to tattoo on just three little points but he suggested three stars saying it would look prettier,” Vlaeminck told local press.

“When he started the tattooing I didn’t want to feel the pain and so I went to sleep. I had got up at five in the morning,” she said.

Kimberly thinks she must have dozed off as her face was being injected with ink contained in a huge vibrating needle held by a foreigner.

“I woke up when he was starting to tattoo my nose and I saw what he had already done. I counted 56 stars, it’s frightening,” she told the Flemish daily Het Laatste Nieuws.

The young woman, who said she doesn’t dare walk down the street, has decided to sue the tattoo parlour.

She said she also hoped to have her starry appearance reversed by laser treatment, which would cost thousands of euros.

Tattoo artist Rouslan Toumaniantz denied that his client had fallen asleep. But still agreed to pay for the laser treatment.

“She was awake the whole time, I don’t use hypnosis or drugs. She agreed to it. The problems started when her father and his friend saw the tattoos,” he told the paper.

If its any CONSTELLATION (ha ha) it doesn’t look too bad. I can predicts she will be seeing stars for years to come…

Triumph Lingerie in Japan, are finally making eco-friendly underwear. Apparently their new solar powered bra is a must for the energy-saving female. The only problem is that clothes can’t be worn over it. Wait… is that a problem? Other kooky designs include the ‘husband hunting bra’ and the one which is decorated with fake food and has a pouch to carry your chopsticks in.

Diamond finished Mercedes BL600 modified by D.A.D with 300,000 Swarovski crystals

Just when I thought that those Saudi douchebags lack class and taste I found what happen when you mix a Mercedes-Benz SL600 with a stupid tasteless fagot and his Bedazzler… The GAYEST CAR EVER.

Actually I’m not exactly sure that the Bedazzler could handle 300,000 Swarovski crystals, and I know it couldn’t do the Bavarian White mammoth skin seat covers.

What else can really be said about a car that’s had its cup holders replaced with pimp cup holder? If Liberace were still alive he would have just creamed his crystal jumpsuit. All it’s missing is a candelabra.

Grab your darkest sunglasses and watch the video.

You probably knows that those Saudi freaks and their money, they’re douchebags and they lack class. One way you can really appreciate what tons of money and lack of class and tastes is like; it’s by looking at some of the most absurdly chromed cars you can find.

Middle Easterners love their chrome but instead of chroming every part of the car under the hood they thought it will be flashier outside.

Caught outside the Mall of the Emirates in Dubai, this is a 100% chromed out Mercedes McLaren SLR. Look at the glass; it’s even chrome-tinted. This is a shame because a nice dark tint would look a lot better on this car.

This Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano is special. Look how shiny it is. What’s the deal, you ask? Is that a chrome finish on there? No, the 599GTB has an all aluminum body, and if you sandblast off all the paint, and spend thousands of hours polishing aluminum, you get a badass mirror finish. Say what you will, I respect the effort.

Japaneses game show contestants are trying to play football using binocular. Their uniform that look like pajamas are also a must see. Pretty funny.

Now I know where kids come from!

You will not believe what happens in this interview in Toronto when a women is ask about if people should speak english and french in Canada.