This is the uncensored copy of the video of a skydiving sex stunt performed by Alex Torres (Voodoo), which was originally posted on the blog of pornstar and part-time skydiving instructor Alex Torres, shows him and a woman having sex as they freefall over Kern County, California.

The video have been taken down from his blog but as always I found you a copy. It’s not a great sex video in fact it’s not really explicit at all. I will say PG 13 because you can see tits that is pretty much it, no genitals shown.

This is an obvious viral video attempt to promote the skydiving school. He want to end up on Howard Stern and probably will.

WTF is this? It look like a Boob Machine… but why? This is disturbing.

FIA President Max Mosley has been caught on film allegedly taking part in what UK tabloid News of the World has characterized as a “Nazi orgy.” Although we initially thought it was the world’s zaniest April Fool’s joke, we were wrong. Sick and wrong. During the five-hour video, which the tabloid also has in possession (and which we have had a quick clip from up top*) Mosley appears to be both dominated and submitting to the five hookers, who NOTW alleges were dressed both as Nazis and concentration camp prisoners. The 67-year-old, who has been married for 48 years, was at one point whipped so hard that the orgy had to be halted while a bandage was applied to stop his bleeding.

The orgy characterized by NOTW as having a “Nazi theme” took place on Friday at a $4 million apartment-cum-dungeon near Mosley’s home in London’s upscale Chelsea neighborhood.

As President of FIA, Mosley is responsible for overseeing international motor sports, including Formula One. He enjoys a close relationship with F1 Supremo Bernie Ecclestone.

Mosley’s father Oswald was a notorious fascist and Hitler supporter. Max has been controversially linked to his father’s beliefs.

Kicking off the orgy by playing a detainee, Mosley had both his genitals and head inspected for lice, in a way reminiscent to portrayals of incoming concentration camp detainees, before lying to the hookers to purposefully bring about a severe beating. After the session ended, the girls enjoyed a glass of wine. Mosley was offered one as well, but turned it down in favor of a cup of tea. It’s not known what ramifications this will have on Mosley’s career or the sport he governs. [Via News Of The World]

UPDATE:Mosley got to keep his job despite acknowledging he participated in an encounter with sex workers in a basement apartment in London. On top of that, Mosley also headed to the UK courts to claim characterizations of Nazi overtones by NOTW were completely invalid, and even if they were valid, it was done in the privacy of someone else’s home.

UK High Court judge David Eady apparently agreed on both of those counts. In a ruling hailed by the former Archbishop of Canterbury as a ‘dangerous precedent’ undermining public morality, the News of the World must now pay Mosley $120,000 in damages, plus legal costs of an estimated $1.7 million, for making the claim.

Each girl is given a 15cm long by 5cm wide ice cylinder with an olive in the middle. They can only use their body to melt the ice and free the olive. This is why I miss college.

According to many website this picture of Emma Watson Half-Naked is the real deal. I don’t know if it’s true or not but still nice.

Look at my other Emma Watson pictures for panties, pussy, see through and upskirt.

Also visit my Celebrities Gallery for even more Emma Watson sexy and naked pics.

Keeping Up with the Kardashians

Kim Kardashian is taking legal action against Hustler Entertainment for its porn parody Keeping it up for the KardASSians. The XXX spoof is a parody of the Kardashian family’s television reality show and shows the Kardashian family in all sorts of compromising positions.

The whole family appears in the porn parody version and Hustler has done a good job casting adult entertainment stars that resemble the actual Kardashians. Both the show’s graphics and theme music are also similar. There are reports that E! is also considering legal action because the “whistly theme song” in the porno sounds awfully similar to the one in the show.

Kim Kardashian previously took legal action against the distributors of her leaked sex tape, titled Kim Kardashian Superstar, in 2007.

Keeping It Up for the KardASSians

This is the ONLY way classical music should be played. Listen to it with a box of Kleenex.

No sure exactly what gameshow it is, but I don’t really care. It’s simply nice to look at girls crawling on those hugh tubes.

I’ve seen many things in my life in the adult industry but a vibrating pussy is a first. Anyone have her name? Her phone number will do too.

A while back, PETA, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, made all the “weird news” columns in the US by suggesting that Ben & Jerry’s should use breast milk, like the kind your mum fed you from her mum tits, instead of cow milk. What crazy nuts! What a shocking idea! WRONG.

It is a FACT that breast milk is healthier for you than cow milk. In case you’re still dubious towards imbibing of le lait de teton, we forced our friend Patrick to do a taste test: Breast-milk cupcakes vs. some regular old cow-milk cupcakes. He was hesitant, but we were like, “Suck it up, wimp!” And we went on, “Don’t you think it’s weird that humans are the only mammals who still drink milk as adults? And not even our own, but baby fluid for a whole other species? Did you ever think about the fact that we’ve mutated our own stomachs in order to be able to digest bovine baby fluid, Four-Eyes?” And then Patrick went, “Let’s eat these cupcakes, by Christ!”

After quietly chewing for a few minutes, he whispered, “I… I can’t tell any difference at all.” But we said, “No, you have to choose one.” So he held up the cupcake in his right hand and said, “This one is vaguely tastier.” And guess what, it was the boobcake! Breast milk officially wins! And just in case you’re still dubious, we found and interviewed a BREAST-MILK EXPERT who confirmed what we already know: That we are smarter than you.

US: Hello nutritionist and breast milk specialist Elisabeth Kylberg. Can adults benefit from breast milk like babies do?

Elisabeth Kylberg: I think that adults shouldn’t drink milk at all, whether it’s human or cow milk. It’s food for babies. Cheese and yogurt, on the other hand, are good for us. Still, the longer women breast-feed, the smaller risk they run of getting breast and ovarian cancer. I wouldn’t be surprised if breast milk is one day used as a medicine—it’s been proved to kill cancer without even damaging the afflicted cells.

US: So what’s healthier for us to drink, cow or human milk?

Elisabeth Kylberg: Definitely human milk, but I don’t think there’s a market for it.

US: Is it possible to lactate without actually getting pregnant?

Elisabeth Kylberg: There have been several cases of women who’ve adopted babies and breast-fed them, or grandmothers who breast-fed the baby if the mother passed away. In most cases, they weren’t able to produce the same amount of milk as women who were pregnant, but if you stimulate the breast with a baby sucking on it, for example, it will eventually start producing milk. Even men can start producing milk after heavy breast stimulation, but their milk is not as nutritional.

US: So if we survived a plane crash and were left on a desert island, or in the Andes like in that movie Alive, we could actually survive on our own milk?

Elisabeth Kylberg: Ha ha, for a while maybe.

The title says it all. Enjoy, You’re welcome.

Now that dude are having babies, we have the MAN bra. Buy yours here

This is how two 12 years old Boy Scout are trying to get a Scout Badge by touching women’s breasts.

Well I did not know that Boob Massage was a new badge… It probably got introduce at the Scout Jamborgy with Fisting and Pubic Hair award.

Anyway those 2 scouts (their scouts name are probably Voyeur Beaver and Playboy Bunny) explained how they use the Internet to do their research. I understand that looking for boobs on Internet was probably really “HARD” for those two 12 years old. As Brian said: “We looked all over the Internet and those are really good” so I believe him.

Now they offer to “examine” your breast to find lumps, they will squeeze the nipple to make sure they don’t feel irregular and hope to find the lump in their pants.

They also have a nice website where you can send in your pics and learn it’s the most important thing you can do for your body.

FreeBreastExam.net

Ladies (only young because old have experience) what are you waiting for? Like they say: Be Prepared! Get topless in Zach’s basement (it’s not a real basement because it has carpets) in order to have your breasts exams by a 12 year old. You never know you might help them find a bump!

They have my Merit badge!

Just when you thought you’ve seen everything… BAM! Video quality is poor, but then again just how much quality do you need when looking at fake pubic hair.

Topless table tennis. The title says it all.

I’m starting a brand new series of clips… Japanese Clips! Why? I’ve seen many sick crazy shit in my life but Japanese always found ways to surprise me. Yes they have a lot of cheap porn with hairy pussy, small blurry dicks and small tits but they also have some nasty alien monsters with 8 dicks raping shoolgirls! Can our aliens do that? I think not. They can only kill cows or abduct some druken white trash in the middle of nowhere to test anal probes.

My first clip, a Japanese TV Station

Britney Spears

Britney Spears’ downward spiral continues, and even her latest music video for “Gimme More” isn’t immune to her bad decisions. In this un-cut version of the video, in which Britney Spears is basically a stripper (which she is in real life anyway), nothing is left to the imagination (not that you would really want to imagine Britney Spears naked).

No, in this video we see Britney Spears topless; grabbing her breasts, and generally doing things we’d rather not see. In fact in the video is not better then the live performance she did at the 2007 VMA. I’ve seen ugly wasted cheap whore that where better stripper and dancer that she is in the video. In a real stripper club I would give her 25 cents so she get off the stage and can call a cab to get a ride back home in her trailer park.

Speaking of Britney, Oups She Did Again! And again and again… And again? (I stop cunting long time ago). Yep you’re right, you guest it, we got brand new pics of Britney Spears’ pussy, vagina, snatch, cunt, muff, beaver, fuckhole, cum dumpster or my favorite: bitch whore slut. Why she don’t where panties? My guest is as good as yours, probably because it’s easier that way to get all the STD she always dreams of.

I don’t know if seeing Britney Spears’ vagina one more time means that she’s slipped even further into the depths that are her miserable life, or if she’s just maintaining the status quo, but either way that girl needs a crash course in underwear. Well she need more. She’s simply a dumb bitch, she married an asshole, got 2 kids and kick him out and well you know the rest.

Chris Crocker

I know she’s stupid but she not alone, have you seen Chris Crocker or Cocker (well who gives a shit)? His “Leave Britney Alone” video was a real piece of shit. Poor son of a bitch, you are crying because we said that she sucked at the VMA? Well sorry for you she did and that’s a fact. But I won’t try to argue with Chris because he is mentally deranged. Yes he is, he probably got abused as a kid, he felt ass first on his pacifier when he was one. He is simply an incest loving queer ass fucker, that fucks goats while blowing his brother. HOLY SHIT did he say “or a GOAT”!?!? Being gay I’m sure I would be proud of you Chris.

Now to flush all those ugly and nasty images out of your mind you should listen to James At War’ video.

That will make me slow down!

Another priceless moment! If you used to have Cybersex by chat you probably always wonder if you are really talking to a girl or if she is really 21, blond, 100 pounds and with huge tits? Now it’s all past with the webcams! Or is it?

Another priceless moment! A naked girl, a webcam and a strip show! What can you ask for?

Paris Hilton the Hilton’s heir brat. She is not good looking (but she think she is), she is blonde (and stupid) she dated every possible young single multi-millions fortune heir she could find (preferably greek) and made lame sex videos with her then-boyfriend Rick Salomon.

The tape was leaked onto the Internet shortly after The Simple Life debuted. Then in 2004 it was released as a DVD titled 1 Night in Paris. This is the 36 minutes that was released on the Internet and by watching it we could learned one really important thing about Paris… She is terrible in bed. She don’t know how to SUCK and FUCK.

Please Paris, look at porno to learn how to do it but don’t make any other sex tape. Please!

You will not believe what happens in this interview in Toronto when a women is ask about if people should speak english and french in Canada.