Used condom not a children toy
Dad had gone out to get coffee and breakfast. Mom was helping their 4-year-old son on the toilet. Their 9-year-old daughter was playing Nintendo.
That was how the morning of Jan. 3 played out for the Wolfe family of Massachusetts inside Room 142 of the Homewood Suites in Mount Laurel, Burlington County. Soon, the Wolfes would pack up and finish their long drive home from Florida.
But, wait: The couple’s 22-month-old son was supposed to be on the hotel’s pull-out sofa, watching TV. Instead, according to a federal lawsuit filed this week in New Jersey, the toddler was choking on a used condom that had been left in their room before they checked in.
When Amy Wolfe heard her youngest child chewing and choking on the condom, she rushed over to help him and retrieved it from his mouth, but according to the lawsuit, the boy already had “ingested the contents.”
The suit contends that Homewood Suites and its subsidiaries, Hilton and Blackstone, put the boy at risk by leaving the “life threatening” item in the room and subjecting the boy to an increased risk of contracting a “sexually transmitted disease, including HIV or AIDS, or some other, potentially life threatening, potentially fatal illness.”
“The baby had to go through a lot of testing, and continues to, because of this disgusting, horrific incident that essentially violated the whole family, but mostly the young boy,” said the Wolfes’ attorney, Norm Hobbie, of Eatontown, Monmouth County. “It’s an extremely sensitive time for them.”
Homewood Suites did not return phone calls or e-mail seeking comment on the suit yesterday.
The 15-count complaint contends that all five Wolfes suffered severe mental anguish witnessing the incident, and that the boy’s siblings likely would have “psychiatric scars” because of it.
It says that Steven Wolfe has been forced to spend “great sums of money” to help cure his wife of a “loss of enjoyment of life.”
The suit says the Wolfes had been en route to Pittsfield, Mass., after spending the holidays with relatives in Fort Myers, Fla.
Man Was Paid To Fuck Neighbour’s Beauty Queen Wife
In Stuttgard, Germany a court judge must decide on a case of honorable intentions in a sitution where a man hired his neighbor to get his wife pregnant.
It seems that Demetrius Soupolos, 29, and his former beauty queen wife, Traute wanted to have as child badly, but Demetrius was told by his doctor that he was sterile.
So Soupolos, after calming his wife’s protest agreed to pay his nieghbor Frank Maus, 34 to impregnant his wife. Since Maus was already married and had two childern, plus looked very much like Soupolos to boot, the plan seemed good.
So Soupolos paild Maus $2500 for th job and for 3 evenings a week for the next 6 months, Maus tried desperately, a total of 72 times to impregnant Traute.
When his wife objected he told his wife, ” I don’t like this any more than you, I am simply doing it for the money”.
When Traute failed to get pregnant after the six months, Soupolos was not understanding and insisted that Maus have a medical examination, which he did.
The doctor’s announcement that Maus was also sterile shocked everyone except his wife, who then had to confess that Maus was not the real father of the two childern.
Now Suppolos is sueing Maus for breach of contract, in an effort to get his money back, but Maus refuses to give it back saying he did not guarantee results, only that he would give it his best effort.
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Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.
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Thanks,
Joe Luckystrike
Dear Joe,
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Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but and up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under “Warnings-Alimony/Child Support.” I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation.
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In any case avoid excessive use of the “Esc” key because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will return to normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance.
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Best of luck,
Cash Ondelivery
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