Randy Lewis, Buy this Dad a Beer!

A 10-year old’s driving services were requested by 43-year old Randy Lewis (that’s actually him in the picture, he was really wearing that shirt) and Paula Elaine Evans because they were too drunk to drive themselves. Other passengers included another 10-year old and a 6-year old. However, the driver lost control of the van at 90MPH and flipped it, before it finally came to stop on its roof.

Thankfully, all five individuals where released from the hospital with minor injuries, and Lewis and Evans (the adults could have died for all I care) both went to jail for charges ranging from child endangerment and neglect to DUI, a charge which can be levied in Tennessee even if you aren’t behind the wheel. After a performance like that, we sincerely hope nobody ever buys that dad a beer ever again.

When the authorities arrived on the scene, Lewis admitted to having consumed at least 15 beers as well as somealcohol while Miss Evans pounded down as many unidentified pills as she could before police arrested her.

Wow, making a 10-year old drive you home because you’re wasted? That’s just sad. I think we can all agree here that designated drivers should at least be 11½. You know, so they can reach the pedals.

Posted: May 7th, 2009 by Kat Path
Filled Under: Must See Shit
With Tags: beer, beers, car, child, cops, dad, douchebags, driving, drugs, drunk, hospital, idiots, kid, police, son, stupid, stupidity, wtf
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When I wrote about Sex For Dummies I thought it was not possible to be more stupid then someone that need to have a book to know how to fuck… Well I was wrong! This guy is soo stupid he should be castrated! No wonder why everyone is laughing!

Posted: June 30th, 2006 by Kat Path
Filled Under: Laugh Your Ass Off, Must See Shit
With Tags: adult, book, castrated, for dummies, fuck, fucking, how to have sex, sex, sex for dummies, stupid, stupidity, wtf
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Sex For Dummies

Sex for dummies? WTF! What is so complex about sex? The book is over 400 pages?! I can write the book in one line: “Put it in, put it out, and do it again if necessary.”

If you are so dumb that you need a book to know how to have sex… PLEASE DON’T HAVE SEX!! On at least have sex with animals… Preferably animals smarter then you in case you got an offspring, their is a good chance it will be smarter then you. Well I doubt a book will be any use, since they probably don’t know are to read either.

Featuring Dr. Ruth… Well the G-Spot was not even discovered the last time she had sex. Hope she is not the centerfold!

BTW: If you are a beautiful girl and think you might need that book… Well if you are ready to pay 30$ for that book, simply drop me a line I will find you a man (or woman) that can teach you everything for FREE! (Well I will keep the 30$ and your gratitute)

Posted: April 15th, 2006 by Kat Path
Filled Under: Laugh Your Ass Off, Must See Shit
With Tags: adult, book, dr ruth, for dummies, fucking, g spot, how to have sex, sex, sex for dummies, sex with animals, wtf
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